After the whitewashing of Chaoying, they were reborn [Comprehensive Yingmei]

The system wanted to help him change his mood, so he said: [Dog host, look at the bottom of the hot word list. 】

Sasha came back to his senses, took out his phone and scrolled down.

On the tail of the Twitter hot word list, I saw a fleeting hot tag:

#Tollman ran away

The little golden retriever clicked in with black lines all over his head.

...It's really talking about him.

@Xaviera: Am I the only one who can't dial into his paging station lately?

@Ion: You are not alone.I also want to say that after a long time, there is a new Chaoying who is on call. After a few days, I quit

@Nerea: Although the sniper man is on call, but they have to charge money, don't take it for granted, okay?

@Ledlie: If it can save lives, tens of thousands of dollars is not a problem!I was rescued by him before, and Amway gave it to the whole family, but last time my mother was chased by a pervert for five streets, and the Knee Broken Man didn’t show up when she was shaking her madly. Spectrum, the new generation often has a sudden whim, and then they will disappear in the future. Don’t worry.

@RicoBarcroft: Didn't everyone see the Yellow Man in the past two weeks?It seems that the iconic gunshot has never been heard again...

@Nedley: Actually, I am a little worried about Mosaic Man. He is quite young, and he seems to be a long-range crispy skin. Was he injured in some operation?

@MichaleSavoy: I also remember that Tollman is quite young, probably not as old as a little spider?Last time I ran into a red tank with my car, and when he dragged me out of the car, I hugged his waist... well, it's very thin, and I feel like he's only seventeen or eighteen years old.

@Milstead: Damn none of you have the right code name!Every time he came to rescue people, he emphasized what his name was. You still give people nicknames on purpose, right?I said that I want to call it a code name, you still give people random names, so that people have to come over again and again to emphasize, although that look is really cute hhhh, but people will be very annoying, okay! !Don't you think they are very annoying 28-3! !

@Montpetit: It's amazing that everyone who clicks on this tag knows who they are talking about even though everyone is thinking of their own name hhhhh

@Reierson: Hey, to be honest, I kind of want to prostitute for nothing.If it weren't for the fact that this paging station can only be reserved for those who are in danger, I really want to shake him over to tease him.Didn't he say that he won't charge money for non-major dangers, and he will come here angrily to teach you a lesson, which is fun

@AveryBarbar: Yes, yes, this person has a very funny personality, which is different from the Flash and the little spider.At first I heard that sniper’s voice was very powerful, and I thought it was very fierce, but after playing with it, I became addicted to it. I tried it and said it was good

@Dunagin: Really, I don't believe it. jpg I'll give him a try next time

Sasha angrily quit Twitter.

Since he got a job with S.H.I.E.L.D., he stopped charging $100 for dial-up when he was doing all the work.

But in order not to let others call him "Xiaxiaxia", he often takes some symbolic tips from other people's pockets.

Too many things happened in the past two weeks, and the paging station at 29-1 has been off, and he didn't pay attention.

Unexpectedly, passers-by noticed it first.

Sasha: [Damn, you still want to prostitute me for nothing?If I don't care about these cannon fodder, my surname is not Atwell! 】

System: [Dog host, are you still working?Someone has been calling you desperately since the very beginning, almost 5 times.It looks like there is a genuine emergency. 】

Sasha: […]

Gritting his teeth bitterly, he changed his clothes: [... coordinates. 】

He arrived quickly on the scene.

Haven't had time to drop eyed beans to reconnaissance.

I was stunned.

The god of the world was also stunned.

In front of him is indeed the familiar chaotic scene of people turning their backs and vehicles overturned.

You don't need to look to know that this is another superhero world routine.

——However, the warm and familiar aura of the sun, just a punch away from his back, continuously radiated toward him.

They were too close.

It was so close that even the slowly raised red cloak brushed against Sasha's calf.

If the transmission coordinates deviate by another 10 centimeters—no, 7 centimeters.

... Sasha has no doubts that he must be riding on the man's face now.

His first reaction was to tense his body, and he wanted to hide where the man couldn't catch him.

But everything he should know and shouldn't know, Batman had already told him clearly that night.

In an instant, all the chaotic thoughts rushed to the top of his head, and even Sasha's hand touching the magazine trembled slightly.

Clark is obviously no better than him.

Hearing the heartbeat that was originally far away in Manhattan suddenly appeared behind him, he even forgot the setting that he didn't need to breathe.

A sharp gasp was stuck in his chest, and he couldn't get it out for a long time.

Their hearts beat like thunder.

"……Help--!!"

The scream woke them both up from their daze at the same time.

There is obviously a fight near the coordinates, and lasers and bullets are shooting all over the street.

And not far away, a giant Ferris wheel full of people was slowly overturning towards the ground, the support was blown off.

System: [Battle scanning mode has been switched.Armed personnel: 8.Within range, unarmed: 1120.Suspected gang fights, detected hyperbaric bombs, please be careful dog hosts. 】

Sasha is also familiar with thermobaric bombs, and there is one in [White Death]'s magazine.

Large-scale clearing is very easy to use, but after using it once, he will never dare to use it easily again.

Generally speaking, for dealing with the living dead, this kind of weapon belongs to the kind that injures the enemy eight hundred and self-injures three thousand.

When detonated, the thermobaric bomb will first spray a large cloud of explosive material dust, and then ignite a second time after a few hundred microseconds, causing a large-scale explosion.

The burning will cause a high temperature of 2000 degrees and create a partial vacuum; anyone who is in the affected area will be completely evacuated of the air in their body and die of asphyxiation.

Sasha gritted his teeth, and with a "click", he raised his gun and loaded it!

The [Shadow Clone] card is activated instantly, and there is only one afterimage left in place.

The god of the world also stepped forward, and jumped a hundred meters away in an instant!

Clark soared into the sky, first to help the overturned Ferris wheel.

His right hand couldn't work hard, and under the blue tights, the muscles all over his body were tense and he was obviously trying his best to balance his strength and prevent the already shattered carriages from falling into the sea of ​​flames.

However, the members of the International Gang who were exchanging fire on the ground had long noticed the ostentatious red cloak.

"Damn it, it's Superman again!"

"Didn't he say he died in outer space!"

"Fire! Fire now!"

"Boss, what can hurt Superman?"

"You idiot, hit the Ferris wheel, hit passers-by, whatever! Let him be busy saving people first, or we will be the ones who are unlucky!"

The ears of the god on earth, in addition to the heartbeat that had just accelerated suddenly and now quickly cooled down, of course also captured the sound of dozens of heavy artillery being loaded.

His eye sockets instantly turned red, and the scorching hot gaze surged and aimed in his pupils.

However, the golden cracks on the body surface burned instantly.

Superman's pure blue pupils were slightly constricted due to the pain, and the power in his hands lost a tiny bit of balance.

A ferris wheel cockpit that had been loosened for a long time fell from a height of 30 meters.

Desperate cries exploded in his ears!

Clark's sonic boom accelerated, and he swooped down to catch—

At the same time, a shrill scream came.

"Ping—"

"Ping—"

"Ping—"

Several rounds of sniping, that strange but familiar gunshot, even made the melon passers-by subconsciously kneel down.

However, the sniper does not seem to intend to smash the knee this time.

The extremely small caliber punitive bullets precisely penetrated the elbow bones of every member of the International Gang, bringing about a sharp pain that almost made the teeth tingle.

With the screams of pain, the heavy weapons fell to the ground.

A member of the international gang with a little more tenacity jumped and struggled on the ground, trying to grab the metal box wrapped in a thick lead shell.

"Ping—"

Make another shot to the knee.

The man flicked the bomb, foamed at the mouth, and fell into a coma from shock.

Sasha confirmed that the red dots on the map were cleared, and slowly closed the sniper.

The god on earth is holding the fallen cockpit in his left hand, and a huge ferris wheel on his shoulders, and he is also slowly landing.

...After that, the incident came to an end, with a bunch of miscellaneous things.

Freezing Breath extinguished the fire on the ground, the Ferris wheel was leaned carefully on the support, and the passengers were carried off one by one by him.

"Superman!! Superman!!!"

"Damn, it's the first time I've seen him so close!!"

"...Mom, I was hugged by Superman...I was hugged...for the rest of my life...I haven't taken a shower..."

"Oh my god, his eyes are really blue! How could there be such a pupil color? I thought it was the Daily Planet coloring it on purpose!"

"Hey, why didn't he fly away immediately this time?"

"Hurry up, go up and shoot!!"

Still the same.

As soon as the red cloak fell to the ground, people all over the street screamed and ran towards him.

But this time, several people ran to Sasha's side.

"Hey, nice job, little Mosaic! Looks like your paging station is still there, we thought you were hurt."

Sasha's mind is not here, nor is he in the mood to correct his code name.

He knew that it was estimated that passers-by were dialing him while others called Superman.

Looking up and looking around, there are high-rise buildings with a cold sense of technology.

This is Metropolis.

...It turned out that he entered the opponent's territory.

Superman moved quietly to the side of the downed International Gang member.

He was in a mess, and he just wanted to collect the money and leave:

"I want to take tips. Whoever shakes me will pay. Hurry up."

"Okay! I know you're charging!"

"Give it, of course!"

"Is your head born like this or something? It's so strange, you can't even get a camera shot!"

"Can I ask you out when I have nothing to do?"

"You smell delicious, which perfume do you use?"

Passers-by chatted while paying.

Sasha stretched out her hand and waited.

Relying on his mosaic head, he glanced at the person behind him from the glass window on the street.

The last time we met, one was in the sky and the other was on the ground.

At that time, the distance was too far, and I was extremely scared, but I couldn't see anything clearly.

But this time, Clark was standing just one street away from him.

His black hair was still messed up, and his right hand was still scorched black.The cloak, which was dyed with gunpowder smoke, was still in tatters, hanging down on the heels of the boots.

In his hand, he was using the steel bars on the curb as ropes, slowly tying up the members of the International Gang on the ground.

The blue eyes did not look at the criminal.

His head drooped slightly, and his eyes didn't know where to fall.

Sasha is not leaving, and neither is he.They tied them round and round, round after round, until their mouths and noses were almost tied up, but they were still bound.

The members of the International Gang in the steel bar squeaked and screamed: "You are bound to death! You are bound to death! Brother Chao, you are bound to death!"

As if he didn't hear it, he continued to tie it up dawdly.

This appearance really doesn't look like that cold and violent God of Slaughter at all.

. . . rather like a big, abandoned, dirty dog.

All he knew was that he was pitifully on the sidelines, refusing to leave, but he did not dare to approach.

The passers-by around him were also whispering about the gods in the world.

"How do I remember that Superman was not like this before. Flying around with a cape, in short, it is very glamorous."

"I just came back from a big battle, what else do you want?"

"How could his hands be like that? It feels horrible."

"What are the cracks on the face?"

"I feel that his appearance has indeed declined a bit. Hey, little Mosaic, what do you think? Is Superman a little uglier than before? Oh, of course, his ugliness is still based on the top aesthetics of human beings—"

Sasha was upset, didn't hear anything clearly, and just said "um" casually.

The man's hand tightened suddenly.

The person tied up in the steel bars was squeezed out with a loud and clear scream.

"...Brother Super—!!"

Sasha took the money and was ready to leave.

Before leaving, he couldn't help raising his eyes again and glanced at the window.

... Only then did he realize that it was right in front of the man.

One side was facing my own parking mirror.

——Clark was secretly watching him from the parking mirror from the beginning to the end.

While staring at him obsessively, in those blue pupils that had once cast billions of stars, the stars dimmed instantly, and the brilliance of the sun and the moon faded away.

Since then, there is only one boy who can shine in his eyes.

— there is no one else but him.

……

system:【. 】

Sasha: [No. 】

system:【……】

Sasha fried hair: [Don't say it! 】

System: [... The dog system didn't say anything. 】

Sasha sat cross-legged in the safe house made by the [Space Expansion] card, leaning on his stomach with a cold white scorpion, and ate the cake angrily.

After eating two or three yuan, the thunderous heart slowly calmed down.

... As a result, this time, he was the one who ran away first.

At that second, he used [Fixed Teleportation] very quickly.

Clark certainly didn't hear his heartbeat.

...It's fine if you don't hear it.

Fortunately, at the same time, he slapped himself hard and cursed: "Nothing!"

These few times really hurt.

Sasha rubbed her swollen face, but a soreness slowly gushed out of her throat.

He would never take a second bite of unpalatable food; he would actually be tempted to take a second bite of someone who hurt him.

I don't know how many idiots like him can be found by turning the world upside down?

The system suddenly said: [Dog host.Can the dog counting system beg you? 】

System: [Even if he exchanged you with infinite gems, even if he proves that he is no longer an unyielding super, in this life, you should stop entangled with him, okay? 】

System: [Human memory may be diluted, but the backup of the dog system will never be.How he hurt you in the past, the dog system remembers everything clearly.You might as well ask yourself first, can those things in the past really be turned over? 】

Sasha didn't speak, and his expression slowly cooled down.

Sasha: [I just ran into it by chance.Don't worry, as long as he doesn't interfere in my life, we will only be two parallel lines in this life. 】

In his previous life, he was a mortal, and Clark was a fallen mad god.They didn't die well in the end.

He is still a mortal in this life, and Clark is the God of Light who has returned to the altar.

In fact, from the beginning to the end, their disparity in position has not changed.

So the ending is already preordained.

Only this time, no matter what, he will never make the same mistakes again.

After Sasha ate the pie, she clapped her hands and stood up.

Thinking of the close distance just now, it may be the closest time in this life, and it will never happen again in the future.

Inexplicably, there was a barrenness in his heart.

...then they quickly run into each other a second time.

It is still the simple and simple daily life of the superhero world, and the familiar people are still standing on their backs and the smoke is billowing.

It was the second genetic monster produced by Arnim Zola. The last time it was obviously a juvenile body, the US team led the team and killed it in time; and this time when Sasha was shaken by S.H.I.E.L.D., the adult genetic monster had already It proliferates to the point where it can almost engulf an entire field.

Thor led down two thunderbolts, and finally fed the gene monster alive again, so he had to fight with his hammer.

With a hammer down, the juice splashed everywhere, and the [-]-kilometer radius was filled with the smell of excrement.

Sasha was hugged by the waist of the crying rescuer, wearing a messy dog ​​hair in the smelly wind one kilometer away, completely blinded by the smoke.

Rescuer: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

Sasha didn't care about the person buried behind him, held his breath desperately, and set up a big spy from a distance:

[System, scan the physical signs and scan the picture for me.We’ve played quite a few of this proliferating type, anyway, there must be something like a heart as a target in the setting, what’s the problem——]

Clark hovered over the rapidly proliferating genetic monster.

Powerful perspective vision, through layers of fat and trembling cytoplasm, carefully searched for the depths of this monster.

"...a mother nucleus of energy swimming at high speed," he said to Sol, who was flying by his side, "it's more like a living organ, all cells grow from the nucleus, and can be absorbed by the surrounding energy at any time Surrounded by proliferating cells for protection. The nucleus itself does not appear to undergo any proliferative changes, and if it can be separated from surrounding cells—”

System: [The transmission of the test results has been completed, and the scan image of the physical signs has been generated on the host's retina. 】

Sasha rubs out a bullet with all points of lethality and penetrating power:

[This is its weakness, right?It's a pity that there are too many protective layers around, and I don't know how many layers can be penetrated by the full level of penetration.If there is some way to separate it from the surrounding proliferating cells—]

Before he finished speaking, he saw Thor and Superman in the battlefield, and they opened the distance from left to right.

One raised the hammer on the left to trigger thunder, and the other burst out the strongest level of heat vision on the right.The genetic monster roared, and its body began to grow at a higher speed, and it became bigger again in just a few seconds.

Thor and Superman got farther and farther away, and its fat body gradually extended towards the two stages. In order to provide functions for the bodies on both sides, the energy cores in the body swam faster at the two stages, and the middle body was almost pulled into a thin film.

Thor's voice was like a bell: "My friend, although we have successfully exposed the heart of this giant beast, it is obvious that it has also made it hundreds of times stronger. Without the No.3 warrior, neither you nor I can pull out and destroy it."

Clark said softly, "We have."

After all, the man's god-like handsome face showed a hint of showing off that couldn't be concealed.

But soon, he was pressed back slightly shyly.

He has super hearing, Sol doesn't.

Sol yelled loudly on the other end: "What are you talking about?! I can't hear you!"

Sasha: 【This thickness is fine. 】

He exhaled lightly, and pointed his sniper scope at the swimming mother nucleus that the naked eye could hardly follow.

At this moment, he couldn't hear anything, only the soul of [White Death] was resonating with him, connected by the fingertip touching the trigger, the gun and the person were completely integrated into one.

"Ping—"

"Ow!!!"

The passer-by who was holding him sucked screamed and rubbed his humming ears vigorously.

The genetic monster that had been wriggling and expanding at a high speed suddenly froze.

It twitched back and tightened little by little like a clenched heart.

Sasha's sniper scope only left a patch of full red.

Looking up, the red cloak that was blowing the wind stood in front of him.

"boom--!!!"

With a loud noise, the huge genetic monster suddenly exploded!

Countless pieces of meat and juice with strong acid and corrosiveness exploded half a kilometer away from its birthplace.

Clark's face and steel body were splashed with pollutants, and the small sniper position behind him became the only clean area on this land.

A passer-by pulled his head out of Sasha's body, seeing the horrible situation around him, he said "Damn..." first, then saw Superman, and said "Damn!!!" loudly.

Passers-by stammered: "Super, super, super giant!! Hello..."

Clark thought for a moment nervously.

After the incident of the International Gang Rush, he ran back to the Fortress of Solitude at the speed of light, and made himself a pair of blue gloves, at least to cover up his horrible right hand.

The little curly hair was combed out, and the cloak was washed. Although the golden cracks on his face couldn't be dealt with, he felt that the way he was now, shouldn't be as ugly as before...

He turned around and said in a low voice, "... hello."

The mouth was talking to passers-by, and the blue eyes were sneaking behind him.

Only the head was covered with a mosaic, and the young man with a thin waist and long legs was unstoppable, squatting on his knees behind passers-by, lowering his head to pack his heavy gun and magazines.

The passer-by was about to have a heart attack: "Fuck... Fuck, your voice is like this! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I've never seen you from such a distance in my life... I... our whole family... our whole family Neighborhood...we all over the state love you, Superman!"

Passerby: "Blablablabla!! Blablablabla!!"

Passerby: "Blabla..."

Passerby: "...Uh, Superman?"

Clark wiped the pollutants on his face with his hands, and his eyes were fixed on the boy's back, his eyes were straight.

Passerby: "Hello, Superman!!"

Clark came back to his senses: "...Thank you."

After finishing packing the magazines, Sasha teleported away without saying a word.

…The blue eyes of the Kryptonian, filled with stars, dimmed in an instant.

The passer-by was shocked: "Ah, wait! I haven't paid you yet!"

Sasha took a shower in the safehouse, washing away the smell of the gene monster's shit.

The naked little golden retriever came out of the bathroom, rolled over on the stomach of scp-999, and ate pancakes in his gurgling happy kennel.

It's not a big problem, don't panic.

he thought.

Just accidentally met twice.

He really couldn't figure it out, how could the earth and the solar system not have enough Kryptonians?

Do you have to come and grab a job with him?

... on purpose?

But it doesn't look like it.He knew that Superman's original setting was originally a Kryptonian rescue dog, who was always on call within the scope of the earth.

When he used to charge everywhere as 29-1, he also had a high chance of encountering X-Men and members of the Avengers, but now that Superman has returned to Earth, he suddenly felt that he would meet him all the time. .

And what reason can Superman have to intentionally create a chance encounter?

What he liked was the beautiful and well-behaved little Krypton, not himself.

When you saw yourself holding a sniper gun, you must have been scared to death, right?

The system is actually very confusing: [Although the dog system really doesn't want to discuss Superman, but... aren't you just Xiao Krypton?Why does it always feel like there is a third party...]

Sasha: [You, you know a hammer! 】

Sasha viciously bit off a few bites of the pie, as if he was eating the brain seeds of a Kryptonian.

Sasha: 【Damn it, I forgot to collect the money!Let me meet him next time, I, I, I...]

I've been there for a long time, but I can't come out with anything.