I went bankrupt after slacking the rich and powerful
Chapter 45 Weak and pitiful
Xu Mu found the car keys in the car and drove Jiang Minghan back. It took a lot of effort to get him up the stairs and into the house.
Standing in the living room, Xu Mu looked at his bed, rolled his beautiful eyes, and then looked at Jiang Minghan, "You are too heavy, I don't want to help you in, or you will be in bed tonight." Sleep on my bed!"
"Hmm." Jiang Minghan didn't know if he understood, but he responded indistinctly.
Xu Mu assumed that he had agreed, and helped him to his little bed, and put him on it.
Who knew that this idiot Jiang Minghan would hook his waist and fall down together. The weight of the two big men suddenly fell heavily, and the fragile little bed screamed in pain, "Squeak!"
Then there was another "click", and the bed collapsed.
Xu Mu: "???"
his bed! ! !
And his waist! ! !
Xu Mu rubbed the waist that was accidentally flashed, and wanted to grab Jiang Minghan and beat him up!But this guy was still sitting on the collapsed bed with a dazed face, as if he didn't know what happened, and his long legs had nowhere to rest.
Xu Mu was so angry that he was about to die, he just left him alone, went to sleep in the master bedroom, and planned to freeze this idiot to death!
Twenty minutes later, Xu Mu tossed and turned on the bed, unable to fall asleep, his breath subsided, and he went to the living room to see Jiang Minghan again.
Jiang Minghan was still sitting in a daze. When he heard the noise, he looked over dully, his eyes were covered with water, and he looked weak, pitiful and helpless.
But Xu Mu knew that these were all appearances!
He didn't forget how this man crushed his bed just now!
After a long time, Xu Mu still helped Jiang Minghan up angrily, and criticized him loudly, "Are you a pig! My bed was crushed so heavy! You have to pay me for an identical bed, do you hear me?" !"
As he spoke, he tugged on his ear vigorously.
Jiang Minghan didn't know how to resist, so he just looked at him stupidly.
Jiang Minghan had long hands and long legs, so he couldn't sleep on the sofa at all. While supporting his old waist, Xu Mu tried his best to get Jiang Minghan onto the big bed in the master bedroom.
Who knew that the man beside him suddenly turned over and landed heavily on him.
Xu Mu almost vomited blood: "!!!"
He really suspected that this guy was pretending to be crazy by drinking!
Before Xu Mu could push away the man pressing on him, he was stunned by the other's next move.
Jiang Minghan actually kissed him.
Xu Mu: "..."
System: "Retribution value +10! The current retribution value is 55!"
After Xu Mu's initial shock and disbelief, he became shamefully excited, happiness came too suddenly!
As soon as he raised his eyes, he met the man's drunken eyes, and his heart beat faster unconsciously, probably because of the excitement that he was about to reap a lot of retribution, "Why are you kissing me?"
Jiang Minghan said without hesitation, "I want to kiss you."
The two stared at each other for a while, Jiang Minghan bowed his head again, "I still want to kiss."
Xu Mu: "!!!"
Jiang Minghan kissed him three times. He didn't seem to have kissed him before, so he just kissed his lips jerky and made a "chirp", like a woodpecker.
Xu Mu heard that the retribution value "噗噌" went up, and it rose to 85 in an instant!Gosh!
The system was a little embarrassed, and he hesitated: "Master, do you need my help?"
"No need." Xu Mu was very calm, "I think I can still accept two kisses."
system:"……"
Xu Mu had long put aside his morals, anyway, it wasn't the first time he was kissed!Jiang Minghan's problem of liking relatives after drinking is good!If I knew he would have gotten this guy drunk before, why did I waste it until now?
Thinking of this, Xu Mu looked at Jiang Minghan expectantly.
Come on brother!Don't take pity on my delicate flower!
Jiang Minghan did not disappoint him, and slowly approached him again, Xu Mu was inexplicably nervous, and subconsciously swallowed dryly.
Then, Jiang Minghan's face changed and he vomited.
Xu Mu: "!!!" Damn ruthless!
At this moment, his body exploded with enormous energy, and he pushed Jiang Minghan away with lightning speed, but he was still spat on by the man, and his face instantly turned green!
hateful!Jiang Minghan, I'm going to kill you!
Jiang Minghan was still vomiting, as if he was about to spit out his internal organs, but what he spit out was full of alcohol, which not only stained his clothes, but also stained the sheets.
After finally vomiting, he seemed to have completely collapsed, lying motionless on the bed.
Xu Mu's forehead was throbbing with veins, but seeing the man in such a state of distress, his anger subsided. He went to fetch some glucose for Jiang Minghan to drink, and then resigned himself to changing the sheets.
He thought for a while, and then took off the dirty clothes on Jiang Minghan's body. The man's impeccable body appeared in front of his eyes, with broad shoulders, a solid chest, and a strong eight-pack abs...
Xu Mu never expected that Jiang Minghan still had chest muscles, so he couldn't help but look a few more times, and suddenly felt his nose heat up, and some warm liquid flowed down.
A few small red flowers bloomed on the light-colored sheets.
"Damn!" Xu Mu finally came to his senses, immediately covered his nose, and rushed towards the bathroom!
No!He actually saw Jiang Minghan's nosebleed? !
Xu Mu couldn't believe it, he tossed in the bathroom for a long time to stop the nosebleed, because he was too tired, he only changed himself into clean clothes, and wiped the blood on the bed sheet casually, and found that he couldn't wipe it off, so he didn't bother to change it again.
As for the guy who crushed his crib and vomited all over him, he doesn't deserve to wear clothes!Moreover, dressing a drunk man is a technical job, Xu Mu didn't want to do it.
He directly covered Jiang Minghan with the quilt, lay on the other side of the bed himself, and soon fell asleep.
***
The next morning, Jiang Minghan woke up and saw himself naked and the blood on the sheets, petrified.
What the hell happened last night?
He still remembered that he was drunk a lot last night, and the person who came to pick him up later seemed to be Xu Mu, and then he seemed to have a ridiculous dream.
In the dream, he seemed to kiss Xu Mu.
Not only kiss, but also...
Jiang Minghan even remembered the reddened eye corners and unbearable panting of the young man in the dream, it was so real that it seemed to have happened, and the blood in his whole body was burning hot.
But looking at the messy clothes all over the floor, Jiang Minghan, who had never had such a thing before, had a dull pain in his forehead, and he became a little uncertain.
Is that really a dream?still……
Thinking of a certain possibility, Jiang Minghan felt as if he had been hit hard. He quickly calmed down, put on clean clothes calmly, changed the blood-stained sheets, and took them out together with the dirty clothes.
Then he heard the sound of water splashing in the bathroom.
Obviously, Xu Mu was taking a bath.
This is a very normal thing, but combined with certain associations, it becomes ambiguous for no reason.
This was another blow to Jiang Minghan.
How can someone like Xu Mu who is so lazy and find it hard to get up get up early in the morning to take a shower?
Jiang Minghan continued to calmly stuff the dirty sheets and clothes into the washing machine, and when he turned around, he saw the miserable crushed bed in the living room.
The image of two men lying on the small bed suddenly flashed in his mind... The third blow of the hammer!
Jiang Minghan couldn't believe that he was actually a drunken beast!Even the bed was not spared, it was directly crushed!One can imagine how intense it was!
Fragments of reality and dreams were mixed together, and Jiang Minghan automatically made up some indescribable fragments. His handsome face was flushed, and he didn't know what to do for a long time.
Until Xu Mu came out of the bathroom while wiping his hair, he saw Jiang Minghan was staring at the scrapped crib, almost staring at a hole in it.
Seeing this, Xu Mu rolled his eyes angrily, "Do you still remember what you did last night?"
Jiang Minghan's whole body was shocked. When he looked at Xu Mu, Jun's face tightened, and his heart beat faster, "What did I do?"
Xu Mu couldn't help but widen his eyes, and said angrily, "You actually forgot? Or are you trying to cheat?"
His lovely little bed must not be sacrificed in vain!
The eyes of the two people collided. Xu Mu's eyes were filled with frank anger. Jiang Minghan turned his eyes sideways to avoid his sight after a while, and his thin lips were tightly pressed into a straight line. After a long time, he said coldly, "...I will Responsible."
As soon as his words fell, Xu Mu put his hands on his hips and said confidently: "Of course you are responsible! Hiss..."
This bed was broken by Jiang Minghan, if he wasn't responsible, who else could be responsible?
Xu Mu rubbed his waist while talking, Jiang Minghan noticed his movement, his eyes flashed guiltily, and the next second he was glared hard by the other party.
"What are you looking at, it's your fault too! Huh, I'm going to sleep in your bed before my new bed comes back!"
At this moment, Jiang Minghan didn't dare to look directly into his eyes, so he lowered his eyes and said in a deep voice, "The sheets are changed, go to sleep."
Xu Mu was a little surprised that Jiang Minghan was so talkative today, and was about to ask, but was quickly attracted by another matter, "Hey, why is your face so red? Do you have a fever?"
As he spoke, he unconsciously stepped forward, reaching out to feel the temperature of the man's forehead.
But before touching the other party, Xu Mu's wrist was caught by a big hand. The man's palm was slightly rough, and it was so hot that it almost scalded his skin.
Xu Mu subconsciously wanted to withdraw his hand, but he didn't.
After a few seconds, Jiang Minghan took the initiative to let go of him.
"I'm fine." The man's tone sounded a little dry, "You... You should rest at home, my company still has things to do."
Before he finished speaking, he picked up his things and went out, as if there was something urgent that needed to be dealt with.
Xu Mu stayed for a while before realizing it, and shouted: "No, you wait for me! How can I eat without money!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the man returned like a gust of wind, and then left like a gust of wind, as if some scourge was chasing after him, leaving behind only a thick wallet.
Xu Mu glanced at his wallet, and then at Jiang Minghan's back, feeling like he was running away.
Hey, this guy is really weird.
The author has something to say: Jiang Minghan: I drive with my brain, rounding up to driving with Mumu, happy!
Standing in the living room, Xu Mu looked at his bed, rolled his beautiful eyes, and then looked at Jiang Minghan, "You are too heavy, I don't want to help you in, or you will be in bed tonight." Sleep on my bed!"
"Hmm." Jiang Minghan didn't know if he understood, but he responded indistinctly.
Xu Mu assumed that he had agreed, and helped him to his little bed, and put him on it.
Who knew that this idiot Jiang Minghan would hook his waist and fall down together. The weight of the two big men suddenly fell heavily, and the fragile little bed screamed in pain, "Squeak!"
Then there was another "click", and the bed collapsed.
Xu Mu: "???"
his bed! ! !
And his waist! ! !
Xu Mu rubbed the waist that was accidentally flashed, and wanted to grab Jiang Minghan and beat him up!But this guy was still sitting on the collapsed bed with a dazed face, as if he didn't know what happened, and his long legs had nowhere to rest.
Xu Mu was so angry that he was about to die, he just left him alone, went to sleep in the master bedroom, and planned to freeze this idiot to death!
Twenty minutes later, Xu Mu tossed and turned on the bed, unable to fall asleep, his breath subsided, and he went to the living room to see Jiang Minghan again.
Jiang Minghan was still sitting in a daze. When he heard the noise, he looked over dully, his eyes were covered with water, and he looked weak, pitiful and helpless.
But Xu Mu knew that these were all appearances!
He didn't forget how this man crushed his bed just now!
After a long time, Xu Mu still helped Jiang Minghan up angrily, and criticized him loudly, "Are you a pig! My bed was crushed so heavy! You have to pay me for an identical bed, do you hear me?" !"
As he spoke, he tugged on his ear vigorously.
Jiang Minghan didn't know how to resist, so he just looked at him stupidly.
Jiang Minghan had long hands and long legs, so he couldn't sleep on the sofa at all. While supporting his old waist, Xu Mu tried his best to get Jiang Minghan onto the big bed in the master bedroom.
Who knew that the man beside him suddenly turned over and landed heavily on him.
Xu Mu almost vomited blood: "!!!"
He really suspected that this guy was pretending to be crazy by drinking!
Before Xu Mu could push away the man pressing on him, he was stunned by the other's next move.
Jiang Minghan actually kissed him.
Xu Mu: "..."
System: "Retribution value +10! The current retribution value is 55!"
After Xu Mu's initial shock and disbelief, he became shamefully excited, happiness came too suddenly!
As soon as he raised his eyes, he met the man's drunken eyes, and his heart beat faster unconsciously, probably because of the excitement that he was about to reap a lot of retribution, "Why are you kissing me?"
Jiang Minghan said without hesitation, "I want to kiss you."
The two stared at each other for a while, Jiang Minghan bowed his head again, "I still want to kiss."
Xu Mu: "!!!"
Jiang Minghan kissed him three times. He didn't seem to have kissed him before, so he just kissed his lips jerky and made a "chirp", like a woodpecker.
Xu Mu heard that the retribution value "噗噌" went up, and it rose to 85 in an instant!Gosh!
The system was a little embarrassed, and he hesitated: "Master, do you need my help?"
"No need." Xu Mu was very calm, "I think I can still accept two kisses."
system:"……"
Xu Mu had long put aside his morals, anyway, it wasn't the first time he was kissed!Jiang Minghan's problem of liking relatives after drinking is good!If I knew he would have gotten this guy drunk before, why did I waste it until now?
Thinking of this, Xu Mu looked at Jiang Minghan expectantly.
Come on brother!Don't take pity on my delicate flower!
Jiang Minghan did not disappoint him, and slowly approached him again, Xu Mu was inexplicably nervous, and subconsciously swallowed dryly.
Then, Jiang Minghan's face changed and he vomited.
Xu Mu: "!!!" Damn ruthless!
At this moment, his body exploded with enormous energy, and he pushed Jiang Minghan away with lightning speed, but he was still spat on by the man, and his face instantly turned green!
hateful!Jiang Minghan, I'm going to kill you!
Jiang Minghan was still vomiting, as if he was about to spit out his internal organs, but what he spit out was full of alcohol, which not only stained his clothes, but also stained the sheets.
After finally vomiting, he seemed to have completely collapsed, lying motionless on the bed.
Xu Mu's forehead was throbbing with veins, but seeing the man in such a state of distress, his anger subsided. He went to fetch some glucose for Jiang Minghan to drink, and then resigned himself to changing the sheets.
He thought for a while, and then took off the dirty clothes on Jiang Minghan's body. The man's impeccable body appeared in front of his eyes, with broad shoulders, a solid chest, and a strong eight-pack abs...
Xu Mu never expected that Jiang Minghan still had chest muscles, so he couldn't help but look a few more times, and suddenly felt his nose heat up, and some warm liquid flowed down.
A few small red flowers bloomed on the light-colored sheets.
"Damn!" Xu Mu finally came to his senses, immediately covered his nose, and rushed towards the bathroom!
No!He actually saw Jiang Minghan's nosebleed? !
Xu Mu couldn't believe it, he tossed in the bathroom for a long time to stop the nosebleed, because he was too tired, he only changed himself into clean clothes, and wiped the blood on the bed sheet casually, and found that he couldn't wipe it off, so he didn't bother to change it again.
As for the guy who crushed his crib and vomited all over him, he doesn't deserve to wear clothes!Moreover, dressing a drunk man is a technical job, Xu Mu didn't want to do it.
He directly covered Jiang Minghan with the quilt, lay on the other side of the bed himself, and soon fell asleep.
***
The next morning, Jiang Minghan woke up and saw himself naked and the blood on the sheets, petrified.
What the hell happened last night?
He still remembered that he was drunk a lot last night, and the person who came to pick him up later seemed to be Xu Mu, and then he seemed to have a ridiculous dream.
In the dream, he seemed to kiss Xu Mu.
Not only kiss, but also...
Jiang Minghan even remembered the reddened eye corners and unbearable panting of the young man in the dream, it was so real that it seemed to have happened, and the blood in his whole body was burning hot.
But looking at the messy clothes all over the floor, Jiang Minghan, who had never had such a thing before, had a dull pain in his forehead, and he became a little uncertain.
Is that really a dream?still……
Thinking of a certain possibility, Jiang Minghan felt as if he had been hit hard. He quickly calmed down, put on clean clothes calmly, changed the blood-stained sheets, and took them out together with the dirty clothes.
Then he heard the sound of water splashing in the bathroom.
Obviously, Xu Mu was taking a bath.
This is a very normal thing, but combined with certain associations, it becomes ambiguous for no reason.
This was another blow to Jiang Minghan.
How can someone like Xu Mu who is so lazy and find it hard to get up get up early in the morning to take a shower?
Jiang Minghan continued to calmly stuff the dirty sheets and clothes into the washing machine, and when he turned around, he saw the miserable crushed bed in the living room.
The image of two men lying on the small bed suddenly flashed in his mind... The third blow of the hammer!
Jiang Minghan couldn't believe that he was actually a drunken beast!Even the bed was not spared, it was directly crushed!One can imagine how intense it was!
Fragments of reality and dreams were mixed together, and Jiang Minghan automatically made up some indescribable fragments. His handsome face was flushed, and he didn't know what to do for a long time.
Until Xu Mu came out of the bathroom while wiping his hair, he saw Jiang Minghan was staring at the scrapped crib, almost staring at a hole in it.
Seeing this, Xu Mu rolled his eyes angrily, "Do you still remember what you did last night?"
Jiang Minghan's whole body was shocked. When he looked at Xu Mu, Jun's face tightened, and his heart beat faster, "What did I do?"
Xu Mu couldn't help but widen his eyes, and said angrily, "You actually forgot? Or are you trying to cheat?"
His lovely little bed must not be sacrificed in vain!
The eyes of the two people collided. Xu Mu's eyes were filled with frank anger. Jiang Minghan turned his eyes sideways to avoid his sight after a while, and his thin lips were tightly pressed into a straight line. After a long time, he said coldly, "...I will Responsible."
As soon as his words fell, Xu Mu put his hands on his hips and said confidently: "Of course you are responsible! Hiss..."
This bed was broken by Jiang Minghan, if he wasn't responsible, who else could be responsible?
Xu Mu rubbed his waist while talking, Jiang Minghan noticed his movement, his eyes flashed guiltily, and the next second he was glared hard by the other party.
"What are you looking at, it's your fault too! Huh, I'm going to sleep in your bed before my new bed comes back!"
At this moment, Jiang Minghan didn't dare to look directly into his eyes, so he lowered his eyes and said in a deep voice, "The sheets are changed, go to sleep."
Xu Mu was a little surprised that Jiang Minghan was so talkative today, and was about to ask, but was quickly attracted by another matter, "Hey, why is your face so red? Do you have a fever?"
As he spoke, he unconsciously stepped forward, reaching out to feel the temperature of the man's forehead.
But before touching the other party, Xu Mu's wrist was caught by a big hand. The man's palm was slightly rough, and it was so hot that it almost scalded his skin.
Xu Mu subconsciously wanted to withdraw his hand, but he didn't.
After a few seconds, Jiang Minghan took the initiative to let go of him.
"I'm fine." The man's tone sounded a little dry, "You... You should rest at home, my company still has things to do."
Before he finished speaking, he picked up his things and went out, as if there was something urgent that needed to be dealt with.
Xu Mu stayed for a while before realizing it, and shouted: "No, you wait for me! How can I eat without money!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the man returned like a gust of wind, and then left like a gust of wind, as if some scourge was chasing after him, leaving behind only a thick wallet.
Xu Mu glanced at his wallet, and then at Jiang Minghan's back, feeling like he was running away.
Hey, this guy is really weird.
The author has something to say: Jiang Minghan: I drive with my brain, rounding up to driving with Mumu, happy!
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