Song Zixuan brought Xu Mu to a newly opened entertainment club in the capital.After drinking too much, he relapsed into his old problem. He ordered a few handsome and good-looking fresh meats to accompany him, and hugged him left and right, feeling very unhappy.
He also warmly greeted Xu Mu, "Quickly see if there is anything you like?"
Xu Mu also got drunk, looked at the men in the room, wrinkled his nose in disgust, "No."
"How could it not be?" Song Zixuan didn't believe his words, felt that he was pretending to be polite, so he ordered a little wolf dog for him on his own initiative, "Aren't you the best in the past? Gu Xinglang chased after that To die or to live..."
Xu Mu frowned when he heard the protagonist Shou's name, he didn't want to recall the bitter past at all, "You know what a fart."
Song Zixuan's eyes widened, "Xu Mu, what are you talking about?"
Xu Mu was not afraid to repeat, "I said you know nothing."
Song Zixuan's anger was ignited all of a sudden, he pointed at Xu Mu and said, "I think you are looking for a fight!"
"Hmph!" Xu Mu obviously didn't take Song Zixuan seriously.
The war was about to break out, and the two drunks fought in such a disagreement, completely forgetting the new friendship they had just established, and the people around them couldn't stop them, and they almost became cannon fodder.
Song Zixuan pinched Xu Mu's face hard, his voice was so loud that it seemed to deafen him, "You obviously like little wolf dogs!"
Xu Mu grabbed his hair, louder than him, and emphasized: "I don't like it! I like Big Breasted Yujie!"
Song Zixuan tugged at his ears, "Bah, little wolf dog!"
Xu Mu immediately locked his throat, "Sister Yu with big breasts!"
Song Zixuan could hardly breathe, thinking that this brat's strength is really great, after a long stalemate, he finally conceded, "Okay, okay, I'll find you big breasted sister Yu!"
Isn't it just such a bad thing, as for it?
The truce between the two was so simple, and the bystanders were dumbfounded, unable to complain for a while.
Song Zixuan immediately ordered with his tongue out, and asked someone to find a few beautiful big-breasted sisters, and sent them all to Xu Mu's side to accompany him.
Surrounded by several beauties, Xu Mu was a little panicked, like a wolf cub who fell into the flock of sheep by mistake, not knowing where to start talking.
The beauties found his reaction amusing, and couldn't help teasing him on purpose, just like teasing a kitten or puppy, "Little handsome guy, how old is this year?"
Xu Mu's cheeks were slightly red, he didn't know whether it was because of alcohol or something else, but he replied stubbornly: "Anyway, it's not young!"
"Really? We don't believe it." One of the beautiful sisters smiled warmly, with a hint of provocation in her eyes, "What proof do you have?"
They got closer and closer, and the strong smell of perfume surrounded Xu Mu, stimulating his sense of smell, and he couldn't help but sneezed several times, his eyes were filled with a layer of watery light.
Like a very innocent little milk dog, it inspired the strange desire to bully the big sisters.
"D-Of course there is..." Xu Mu, who has always loved Yu Jie, did not know why he became nervous at this moment. Before he could finish his sentence, he heard the sound of unlocking the door.
In the next second, the door was pushed open from the outside, and the tall and straight figure of the man stood against the light, like an iceberg, with a cold breath all over his body.
Song Zixuan didn't realize it yet, he was playing dice with several fresh meats, and when he won, he kissed one of the fresh meats hard on the face, and made a loud "boo" sound.
Xu Mu didn't feel any better either, he stared blankly at the man, stupidly not knowing how to react.
Li Shimo looked at the scene in front of him coldly, needless to say Song Zixuan's absurdity, but Xu Mu... only saw him surrounded by several beautiful and sexy women, his young face was covered with a thin layer of blush, his expression Dazed and helpless.
It was very much like the Tang monk in Journey to the West who was surrounded by female fairies and was about to be dismantled and eaten.
An unknown fire "bass" came up.
"Xu Mu, Song Zixuan!"
Xu Mu didn't do anything, but Song Zixuan was so frightened by the sound that he almost fell off the sofa. It was Xiao Xianrou who was next to him who helped him to sit still. He looked at the door and saw Li Shimo's instant drunkenness Most of it.
"Li...cousin...cousin..."
Then he saw that Li Shimo didn't even care about him, walked towards Xu Mu, and pulled him out of the beauties!
Song Zixuan: "!!!"
Fight up!fight!
However, what disappointed him was that Xu Mu only dared to be fierce to him, and he was as cowardly as a quail in front of Li Shimo, and was picked up by Li Shimo directly.
"What, what's wrong?" Xu Mu stammered looking at Li Shimo's cold face, inexplicably feeling a strong guilty conscience of being caught doing something wrong.
Li Shimo stared at him gloomyly for a few seconds, then opened his lips coldly, "Have you watered the flowers? Have you wiped the windows?"
Xu Mu shook his head in confusion, "...No."
Li Shimo immediately asked sternly: "You dare to come out to play without finishing any work?"
Song Zixuan who was hiding in the corner watching the play was speechless, you came all the way here just to catch Xu Mu and go back to work?
After Xu Mu drank, his mind couldn't turn so fast for a while. If he was in a normal state, he would definitely go straight back to Li Shimo to oppress the patient!
But he couldn't remember this, and he felt that what Li Shimo said seemed to make sense, so he immediately dumped the blame and betrayed the plastic brother he had just handed over, "Song Zixuan brought me here!"
The melon in Song Zixuan's hand was scared away, "Xu Mu, you betrayed me! You are not human! You have no heart!"
As he said that, he rushed over to fight Xu Mu with all his teeth and claws, but he didn't know who tripped him, fell like a dog and ate shit, and screamed "Ouch Ouch" in pain.
"Go home by yourself."
Li Shimo's voice rang coldly and mercilessly in his ears, Song Zixuan subconsciously raised his head, and saw Xu Mu being half-dragged and half-dragged away by the man like a limp rabbit.
Song Zixuan always felt that something was wrong, he was still lying on the ground, and was soon supported by Xiao Xianrou to sit up, and he snorted coldly: "Who tripped this young master just now? Stand up!"
Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, all with blank faces.
Song Zixuan's suspicious gaze swept over their faces one by one, but he couldn't see any clues, so he was a little confused.
If it wasn't for these young masters and girls who tripped him up, could it be that Li Shimo was the one who tripped him up?
***
Xu Mu was very drunk, he didn't feel obvious when he was sitting inside, but when he was dragged out by Li Shimo, he realized that his whole body was heavy, as if he had been filled with lead, and it was difficult to walk.
Fortunately, with Li Shimo's human crutch, he struggled to pull the man, and walked out of his own pace.
Li Shimo threw him into the car directly, and then he didn't know what to do, Xu Mutou was a little dizzy, so he leaned back to rest in the car, obediently keeping quiet.
Just when he was squinting his eyes and was about to fall asleep, he suddenly heard a noise, as if someone opened the car door. He opened his eyes and saw a big beauty.
The big beauty got into the car and was still sitting beside him, even reaching out to touch his forehead, Xu Mu suddenly became dizzy, as if he was about to float out, thinking happily that this beautiful sister must like me...
Li Shimo looked at Xu Mu's flushed face, wondering if he had a fever, out of what he thought was humanitarian, he stretched out his hand to test the other's temperature.
Unexpectedly, Xu Mu's face suddenly turned redder, his face was like a peach blossom, his eyes were full of spring water, and he looked strange.
Li Shimo just wanted to take back his hand, but was suddenly caught by a claw. He raised his eyes, just in time to meet Xu Mu's watery eyes, which were shining like a galaxy flowing with stars.
He periodically asked Ai Ai: "You...do you like me?"
Li Shimo expressionless, quickly replied: "You are dreaming."
Xu Mu didn't believe it, "You obviously care about me so much!"
Li Shimo pursed his thin lips, "I didn't."
Xu Mu hummed twice, lowered his eyes and stopped talking.
Li Shimo's heart seemed to be swept mischievously by a soft feather, it was a little itchy, he couldn't tell what it was like, it was a little weird.
The car was driving on the road normally, but suddenly there was an abnormal situation ahead, and the driver braked urgently.
Xu Mu was completely unprepared, he rushed forward in inertia, and was about to hit the back of the seat, when a slender and powerful arm suddenly appeared behind him, grabbed his waist, and brought him back.
Xu Mu slammed into the man's arms in a daze, and the unique bitter fragrance of the other person entered his nostrils. It smelled so good that he couldn't help but take a few deep breaths.
Seeing him sniffing around him like a puppy, Li Shimo couldn't help but darken his eyes, and paused slightly when he stretched out his hand to push the person away, his eyes fixed on his face.
This little bastard...was it on purpose?
Xu Mu was still making progress, "Hey, beautiful sister, why are your breasts so flat..."
Before he could finish his words, Li Shimo had already succeeded in making Li Shimo's face darken, and he pushed him away!
"Xu Mu!" Li Shimo couldn't help gnashing his teeth.
This brat actually dared to take him for a woman!
He was about to teach him a lesson, but he saw that the other party was still in the posture of being pushed away by him, lying on the car seat and falling asleep, like a little pig.
Li Shimo swallowed his anger aggrievedly, leaned over and pinched Xu Muhong's puffy face, flattened and rounded it like a dough, and pulled it into various funny shapes.
Xu Mu in his sleep seemed to feel uncomfortable. He closed his eyes tightly and twisted his face to avoid the man's claws, but he couldn't dodge. He pouted his mouth aggrievedly, like a duckling.
Li Shimo ruthlessly trampled on his face for quite a while, before he calmed down a little, and mercifully let him go.Xu Mu's face was even redder like a ripe apple, as if exuding a tempting aroma, making people want to take a bite.
Of course, not including him.
Li Shimo subconsciously licked the tips of his itchy teeth, thinking so.
The next day, when Xu Mu woke up with a splitting headache, the memories of yesterday flooded into his mind, and the scenes seemed to happen before his eyes, and he couldn't even forget them.
Mom, it's so embarrassing!
He also warmly greeted Xu Mu, "Quickly see if there is anything you like?"
Xu Mu also got drunk, looked at the men in the room, wrinkled his nose in disgust, "No."
"How could it not be?" Song Zixuan didn't believe his words, felt that he was pretending to be polite, so he ordered a little wolf dog for him on his own initiative, "Aren't you the best in the past? Gu Xinglang chased after that To die or to live..."
Xu Mu frowned when he heard the protagonist Shou's name, he didn't want to recall the bitter past at all, "You know what a fart."
Song Zixuan's eyes widened, "Xu Mu, what are you talking about?"
Xu Mu was not afraid to repeat, "I said you know nothing."
Song Zixuan's anger was ignited all of a sudden, he pointed at Xu Mu and said, "I think you are looking for a fight!"
"Hmph!" Xu Mu obviously didn't take Song Zixuan seriously.
The war was about to break out, and the two drunks fought in such a disagreement, completely forgetting the new friendship they had just established, and the people around them couldn't stop them, and they almost became cannon fodder.
Song Zixuan pinched Xu Mu's face hard, his voice was so loud that it seemed to deafen him, "You obviously like little wolf dogs!"
Xu Mu grabbed his hair, louder than him, and emphasized: "I don't like it! I like Big Breasted Yujie!"
Song Zixuan tugged at his ears, "Bah, little wolf dog!"
Xu Mu immediately locked his throat, "Sister Yu with big breasts!"
Song Zixuan could hardly breathe, thinking that this brat's strength is really great, after a long stalemate, he finally conceded, "Okay, okay, I'll find you big breasted sister Yu!"
Isn't it just such a bad thing, as for it?
The truce between the two was so simple, and the bystanders were dumbfounded, unable to complain for a while.
Song Zixuan immediately ordered with his tongue out, and asked someone to find a few beautiful big-breasted sisters, and sent them all to Xu Mu's side to accompany him.
Surrounded by several beauties, Xu Mu was a little panicked, like a wolf cub who fell into the flock of sheep by mistake, not knowing where to start talking.
The beauties found his reaction amusing, and couldn't help teasing him on purpose, just like teasing a kitten or puppy, "Little handsome guy, how old is this year?"
Xu Mu's cheeks were slightly red, he didn't know whether it was because of alcohol or something else, but he replied stubbornly: "Anyway, it's not young!"
"Really? We don't believe it." One of the beautiful sisters smiled warmly, with a hint of provocation in her eyes, "What proof do you have?"
They got closer and closer, and the strong smell of perfume surrounded Xu Mu, stimulating his sense of smell, and he couldn't help but sneezed several times, his eyes were filled with a layer of watery light.
Like a very innocent little milk dog, it inspired the strange desire to bully the big sisters.
"D-Of course there is..." Xu Mu, who has always loved Yu Jie, did not know why he became nervous at this moment. Before he could finish his sentence, he heard the sound of unlocking the door.
In the next second, the door was pushed open from the outside, and the tall and straight figure of the man stood against the light, like an iceberg, with a cold breath all over his body.
Song Zixuan didn't realize it yet, he was playing dice with several fresh meats, and when he won, he kissed one of the fresh meats hard on the face, and made a loud "boo" sound.
Xu Mu didn't feel any better either, he stared blankly at the man, stupidly not knowing how to react.
Li Shimo looked at the scene in front of him coldly, needless to say Song Zixuan's absurdity, but Xu Mu... only saw him surrounded by several beautiful and sexy women, his young face was covered with a thin layer of blush, his expression Dazed and helpless.
It was very much like the Tang monk in Journey to the West who was surrounded by female fairies and was about to be dismantled and eaten.
An unknown fire "bass" came up.
"Xu Mu, Song Zixuan!"
Xu Mu didn't do anything, but Song Zixuan was so frightened by the sound that he almost fell off the sofa. It was Xiao Xianrou who was next to him who helped him to sit still. He looked at the door and saw Li Shimo's instant drunkenness Most of it.
"Li...cousin...cousin..."
Then he saw that Li Shimo didn't even care about him, walked towards Xu Mu, and pulled him out of the beauties!
Song Zixuan: "!!!"
Fight up!fight!
However, what disappointed him was that Xu Mu only dared to be fierce to him, and he was as cowardly as a quail in front of Li Shimo, and was picked up by Li Shimo directly.
"What, what's wrong?" Xu Mu stammered looking at Li Shimo's cold face, inexplicably feeling a strong guilty conscience of being caught doing something wrong.
Li Shimo stared at him gloomyly for a few seconds, then opened his lips coldly, "Have you watered the flowers? Have you wiped the windows?"
Xu Mu shook his head in confusion, "...No."
Li Shimo immediately asked sternly: "You dare to come out to play without finishing any work?"
Song Zixuan who was hiding in the corner watching the play was speechless, you came all the way here just to catch Xu Mu and go back to work?
After Xu Mu drank, his mind couldn't turn so fast for a while. If he was in a normal state, he would definitely go straight back to Li Shimo to oppress the patient!
But he couldn't remember this, and he felt that what Li Shimo said seemed to make sense, so he immediately dumped the blame and betrayed the plastic brother he had just handed over, "Song Zixuan brought me here!"
The melon in Song Zixuan's hand was scared away, "Xu Mu, you betrayed me! You are not human! You have no heart!"
As he said that, he rushed over to fight Xu Mu with all his teeth and claws, but he didn't know who tripped him, fell like a dog and ate shit, and screamed "Ouch Ouch" in pain.
"Go home by yourself."
Li Shimo's voice rang coldly and mercilessly in his ears, Song Zixuan subconsciously raised his head, and saw Xu Mu being half-dragged and half-dragged away by the man like a limp rabbit.
Song Zixuan always felt that something was wrong, he was still lying on the ground, and was soon supported by Xiao Xianrou to sit up, and he snorted coldly: "Who tripped this young master just now? Stand up!"
Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, all with blank faces.
Song Zixuan's suspicious gaze swept over their faces one by one, but he couldn't see any clues, so he was a little confused.
If it wasn't for these young masters and girls who tripped him up, could it be that Li Shimo was the one who tripped him up?
***
Xu Mu was very drunk, he didn't feel obvious when he was sitting inside, but when he was dragged out by Li Shimo, he realized that his whole body was heavy, as if he had been filled with lead, and it was difficult to walk.
Fortunately, with Li Shimo's human crutch, he struggled to pull the man, and walked out of his own pace.
Li Shimo threw him into the car directly, and then he didn't know what to do, Xu Mutou was a little dizzy, so he leaned back to rest in the car, obediently keeping quiet.
Just when he was squinting his eyes and was about to fall asleep, he suddenly heard a noise, as if someone opened the car door. He opened his eyes and saw a big beauty.
The big beauty got into the car and was still sitting beside him, even reaching out to touch his forehead, Xu Mu suddenly became dizzy, as if he was about to float out, thinking happily that this beautiful sister must like me...
Li Shimo looked at Xu Mu's flushed face, wondering if he had a fever, out of what he thought was humanitarian, he stretched out his hand to test the other's temperature.
Unexpectedly, Xu Mu's face suddenly turned redder, his face was like a peach blossom, his eyes were full of spring water, and he looked strange.
Li Shimo just wanted to take back his hand, but was suddenly caught by a claw. He raised his eyes, just in time to meet Xu Mu's watery eyes, which were shining like a galaxy flowing with stars.
He periodically asked Ai Ai: "You...do you like me?"
Li Shimo expressionless, quickly replied: "You are dreaming."
Xu Mu didn't believe it, "You obviously care about me so much!"
Li Shimo pursed his thin lips, "I didn't."
Xu Mu hummed twice, lowered his eyes and stopped talking.
Li Shimo's heart seemed to be swept mischievously by a soft feather, it was a little itchy, he couldn't tell what it was like, it was a little weird.
The car was driving on the road normally, but suddenly there was an abnormal situation ahead, and the driver braked urgently.
Xu Mu was completely unprepared, he rushed forward in inertia, and was about to hit the back of the seat, when a slender and powerful arm suddenly appeared behind him, grabbed his waist, and brought him back.
Xu Mu slammed into the man's arms in a daze, and the unique bitter fragrance of the other person entered his nostrils. It smelled so good that he couldn't help but take a few deep breaths.
Seeing him sniffing around him like a puppy, Li Shimo couldn't help but darken his eyes, and paused slightly when he stretched out his hand to push the person away, his eyes fixed on his face.
This little bastard...was it on purpose?
Xu Mu was still making progress, "Hey, beautiful sister, why are your breasts so flat..."
Before he could finish his words, Li Shimo had already succeeded in making Li Shimo's face darken, and he pushed him away!
"Xu Mu!" Li Shimo couldn't help gnashing his teeth.
This brat actually dared to take him for a woman!
He was about to teach him a lesson, but he saw that the other party was still in the posture of being pushed away by him, lying on the car seat and falling asleep, like a little pig.
Li Shimo swallowed his anger aggrievedly, leaned over and pinched Xu Muhong's puffy face, flattened and rounded it like a dough, and pulled it into various funny shapes.
Xu Mu in his sleep seemed to feel uncomfortable. He closed his eyes tightly and twisted his face to avoid the man's claws, but he couldn't dodge. He pouted his mouth aggrievedly, like a duckling.
Li Shimo ruthlessly trampled on his face for quite a while, before he calmed down a little, and mercifully let him go.Xu Mu's face was even redder like a ripe apple, as if exuding a tempting aroma, making people want to take a bite.
Of course, not including him.
Li Shimo subconsciously licked the tips of his itchy teeth, thinking so.
The next day, when Xu Mu woke up with a splitting headache, the memories of yesterday flooded into his mind, and the scenes seemed to happen before his eyes, and he couldn't even forget them.
Mom, it's so embarrassing!
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