Do you have a lot of question marks, Mr.

In the past, Wu Zui sprayed a mouthful of old blood, but now he sprays a big mouthful of milk tea.

Mr. Mu obviously expected that there would be a milk spraying incident, and while Wu Zui was still reacting, he pinched Wu Zui's chin and quickly turned it by 45 degrees.

Wu Zui watched helplessly as half a cup of milk tea worth two yuan was sprayed on the driver in front.

The driver felt a sudden chill on the side of his face, and then his sleeves and shoulders were wet, and the air was filled with the sweet fragrance of milk tea.

As a professionally trained driver who has experienced many battles, as long as he is not allowed to carry someone who seems to have come out of a cesspit again, there is nothing to be afraid of this little problem.

"Why didn't you tell me!" Wu Zui wrinkled his face and wiped his mouth, took out a tissue, and said "tuitui" a few times, still feeling like there was something in his mouth.

Mr. Mu looked indifferent, "Did you give me a chance?"

"I, I..." Wu Zui recalled the scene where Mu Shangxing was trying to shake his hand, but didn't this arouse his desire to drink more and more!

"You can do it." Wu Zui hugged the milk tea box tightly, "Don't even try to drink my milk tea!"

Mu Shangxing seemed to have thought of something, lowered his body slightly, and asked softly in Wu Zui's ear, "Really, don't you give me a drop?"

Wu Zui looked at Mu Shangxing in shock.

Can you drive on this broken road?

How horny are you!

This makes me how to face milk tea in the future!

What's even more outrageous is that Mu Shangxing straightened up after saying this, with the same indifferent expression, as if it wasn't him who just spoke.

This position is too high.

Heaving a sigh of relief, Wu Zui entered Mu's villa aggressively carrying a milk tea box on his back.

During dinner that night, Mu Bai asked Wu Zui what he had gained from his first day at the company.

"The company... the food is good." Wu Zui thought for a long time, "The raisins in the tea room are delicious, and there are free milk coffee snacks."

The old lady couldn't help laughing while hugging the cub.

Mu Bai was stunned for a while, and was also amused, "It's okay, take your time to learn anything."

"By the way, let's talk about this slowly." The old lady picked up the cub mysteriously, and faced Wu Zui, "It looks good, who is this?"

The cub is still unable to stand still, his legs are soft, and he is wearing pure cotton socks on his little feet, stepping on the old lady's legs, looking at Wu Zui with a pair of bright black eyes, and speaking in a childish voice——

"papa~"

"Oh." Yan Yan put down her chopsticks in surprise, "It's only been less than two months, how could you be able to pronounce it?"

"Let grandpa give you a hug." Mu Bai was very surprised, and hugged the cub and made out with him.

"I asked the parenting teacher, and she said that when the child is two months old, he can make a few vowels, but usually the child will not be able to make this kind of sound until he is seven months old." The old lady was happy. It's incredible, and he kept showing off, "Even the parenting teacher said that our family's beautiful language talent is amazing!"

The system has changed, can it be powerful?

Wu Zui was not surprised by this at all, but in order to behave normally, he kicked Mu Gou's calf under the dining table, "Look, I just taught me that reciting poems is useful."

Mu Shangxing stood up and hugged the cub very gently.

"banana."

The cub moved his little arms subconsciously, following his father's example, "Pu Na Na Na."

"sweet."

The cub spat out a few bubbles of saliva, but couldn't speak.

Mu Shangxing calmly handed the son to Wu Zui, "Very good, your current vocabulary has surpassed your father's."

Wu Zui hugged the cub and rolled his eyes at Mu Shangxing.This man was joking, he might as well shut up.

Zai Zai put his hand in his mouth, and smiled silly at his father, "papa~"

"It's great." Wu Zui gave Zai Zai a thumbs up, "I believe in you for my father, although I didn't inherit my father's handsome appearance, but I inherited my father's super high IQ..."

"Pfft."

Wu Zui looked up resentfully, Yan Yan tried her best to suppress her smile, and said solemnly, "Yes, Zui Zui, you said it well."

"A poem every day." Wu Zui continued to bow his head, and told the boy, "I will do random checks on weekends, and I have to memorize the sounds I can read, and I can't fish in troubled waters. Relax, understand?"

Zai Zai nodded while trying to eat jio.

The old lady took the cub with a smile, made faces to make him laugh, she loved it very much.

That night, Wu Zui was still sleeping in the nursing room. After locking the door from the inside, Wu Zui began to choose on the bed.

That swamp monster likes soft things, and even gave up chasing intruders for a soft quilt in the stroller.

The cloth of the other world is quite stiff, basically made of plant fibers. Wu Zui thought of the cold snowy moon that Cao Hu-fa mentioned, and the general lack of clothing of the tenants, and began to seriously consider the method.

Thinking back when Lin Feng first came here, there was only a piece of cloth to cover up his shame. He could buy clothes for one person, but he couldn't meet the needs of the entire Shanmen.

If you easily buy warm clothes for them, you are cultivating the habit of reaching out for them. Not only is this not good for them, but it also increases their dependence on themselves.

Once they leave, they are useless.

It is better to let them grow cotton by themselves, harvest it by themselves, weave cloth and make clothes by themselves, even if it costs more in the middle, it is still worth it.

Going ahead, Wu Zui searched for cotton seeds on Taobao. These seeds are not sold by grain, but by weight.

A catty of cotton seeds is about 14 yuan. Wu Zui was surprised to find that the cotton seeds are actually medicinal herbs that can nourish the kidneys and strengthen the waist!

Although I haven't tried it yet, I think it's a good thing just by hearing the effect.

Wu Zui bought a hundred catties in one go, and just after paying the price, there was a sudden knock on the door, three times without rush or delay. Just by listening to the rhythm, he knew who it was.

"Sleeping." Wu Zui roared.

There was no speaking outside, and after a while, Wu Zui heard a standard voice from outside the door. It seemed that Mr. Mu had turned on a certain audio, and there was a strong and magnetic commentary voice like Zhao Zhongxiang.

What is this for?

Wu Zui pricked up his ears.

"Hi everyone, the topic we are discussing today is, "How to scientifically punish boyfriends."

There are people who are still discussing this topic!Wu Zui couldn't help but rolled his eyes, got out of bed and leaned against the door to listen carefully.

"In daily life, even a loving couple will inevitably have some unpleasant frictions. Especially when the two have not really gotten along and formed a tacit understanding.

When our boyfriend makes a small mistake, we can find a way to punish him to avoid the next conflict.But usually, it is difficult for us to determine the degree of punishment. If it is too aggressive, there will be cracks in the relationship, and if it is too light, we are afraid that he will not have a long memory.

So, how should we scientifically punish our boyfriend? "

"Secondly, let him clearly understand what mistakes he made, and let him take the initiative to admit his mistakes."

"Number one!" Wu Zui asked with a loud voice, "You still have selective jumps!"

"Number one is not suitable for us." Mr. Mu stood outside the door, ready to answer questions at all times.

"To sum up, I want to sleep!" Wu Zui knocked on the door.

"You can confiscate your wallet, punish you for doing housework, write a self-criticism, let your boyfriend praise you for not resting for 5 minutes, or even threaten and consume your boyfriend's energy. Of course, there is the most severe punishment in the end."

"Huh?" Wu Zui became interested, "What punishment?"

"Marry him and torture him for the rest of his life."

"I tortured you?" Wu Zui curled his lips in dissatisfaction, "It's almost as good as you tortured me."

The door was knocked lightly three more times, and Wu Zui heard Mu Shangxing say "good night".

Wu Zui returned to the bed, not knowing what he was thinking. After sitting for a while, he realized that he wanted to continue looking for something soft to attract the attention of the swamp monsters, so that he could leave the swamp and go find the mud horse.

After putting a box of milk tea into the bracelet, Wu Zui picked out two more soft pillows.

The next moment, Wu Zui poked the black space in the jade bracelet and went straight back to the otherworldly swamp.

It was that stench that made people cry again, Wu Zui covered his mouth and nose with one hand, and carefully exited the swamp.

Just two steps away, a lump of black stuff poked its head out of the cave, Wu Zui appeared a pillow in his hand, and threw it forcefully towards the place opposite to his escape route.

Sure enough, the monster caught the trick, and rushed towards the pillow, Wu Zui immediately ran away, rushed through the bushes, and entered the dark forest.

The current Blackwood Forest is completely free of threats, and the eyepeckers inside have been hunted down by monsters. Wu Zui walked through the Blackwood Forest all the way, and he was relieved when he saw a disciple of Wanmen Mountain chopping down trees from a distance. .

"Who are you, why did you come here from the depths of the Blackwood Forest, aren't you afraid of eyepeckers?" The disciple of Lifelong Face held an ax and looked at Wu Zui vigilantly.

"You are stupid!" Another disciple slapped him on the head violently, and bowed to Wu Zui, "Wu Gongfeng, Junior Brother, he has never seen you, please forgive me."

"What?" The disciple's eyes were full of astonishment, and a group of disciples who cut down the tree immediately surrounded him, made strange salutes to Wu Zui, and kept looking at Wu Zui.

At the same time, Wu Zui was also looking at this group of disciples.

Most of these are children from poor families. There is no food at home, they are dry and thin, and there is not much meat on their bodies. There is one who looks less than ten years old and has not wiped his nose, so he comes to help with work.

"Wu Gongfeng, there are eyepeckers in this forest, aren't you afraid?"

It was an older disciple who was speaking, and he was dressed more carefully than other disciples, and he spoke with a hint of style. It looked like he was a disciple who followed Cao Hu-fa.

"There are not many eyepeckers left in this forest." Wu Zui ran all the way over, but he didn't see any eyepeckers, and it was probably wiped out by the monsters.

Before these disciples realized the meaning of the words, Wu Zui had already walked quickly past them and walked towards his own yard.

When he returned to the yard, Wu Zui had a few more corns and newly planted white radishes in his hands. Wu Zui put the things in the jade bracelet and rushed to the grass mud horse's room.

As soon as he opened the door, Wu Zui saw the grass-mud horse standing up like a human being, dancing its buttocks, and touching its chest with its front hooves.

What shocked Wu Zui's pupils even more was that Lin Feng next to him was actually learning how to move with a mud horse!

"You..." Wu Zui immediately turned around when he saw the balls of the grass-mud horse, trying to blink his eyes to detoxify.

The code, the eyes are not clean.

The author has something to say: I wish the little angels a healthy Dragon Boat Festival ~ there will be a lottery, see the copy for details.

Thanks to the little angel who cast the mine: ╭(°a°`)╮Yusheng, I gave birth to one;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：无雪霏靡207瓶；星光点点12瓶；我生10瓶；凉辰梦瑾空人心6瓶；啊柒5瓶；岭淮、栗子雪糕味雪糕3瓶；梦璃2瓶；琑：逍遥公子1瓶；

Today's reward: Eleven little angels, please take your seat with your ticket to watch the annual grass-mud horse sex-sensitivity dance!

Starring: Bai Shu

Backing Dancer: Lin Feng

Suona: Maotao

Eye washing department: Wu Zui