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Chapter 30 Shameless
"No shame!" Mu Shangxing's neat suit was ravaged to the point of disfigurement, his hairstyle was like a bird's nest, and a few red marks on his forehead proved Wu Zui's strength.
Wu Zui opened his hands and looked down, his hands were empty, and when he looked carefully, a piece of hair happened to be stuck in the tail ring.
Mu went up to change clothes, Wu Zui put his hard-won hair into the space of the jade bracelet, clutched his lower back and went downstairs step by step, ready to have breakfast.
"Drunk is gone." The old lady was very happy when she saw Wu Zui, "How did you sleep last night?"
"It's pretty good, Grandma." Wu Zui's bump was not light, and he was pulled when he sat on the chair, and it still hurt a little.
"What's wrong?" Yan Yan asked concerned.
"My waist hurts a bit." Wu Zui smiled at Yan Yan, "It's okay, just spray some white medicine and rest for a few days."
There was a sudden silence at the dining table, and everyone looked a little strange.
"Ahem." Mu Bai first broke the silence and asked why Mu Shangxing hadn't come down to eat yet.
"He went to change clothes."
The Mu family's breakfast today is very delicate, even the fried eggs are heart-shaped.Wu Zui had two mouthfuls, eating very happily.
Mu went up and down the stairs, and as soon as he sat firmly, he was greeted with unexplained eyes from his family members.
"Go up." The old lady said meaningfully, "You don't seem to be in a good spirit today."
"No, he sat all night." Wu Zui subconsciously chimed in.
"Pfft." Yan Yan spat out a mouthful of milk, and even Butler Li was shocked by the tiger-wolf words.
Wu Zui was stunned for a moment, recalling what he said just now, and immediately realized it.
This "sitting" is not the other "doing"!
But now there is no way to explain it, Wu Zui blushed, glanced at Mu Shangxing who was still calm, lowered his head and ate obediently.
"Young people..." The old lady couldn't help but want to educate her grandchildren, "You must know how to control yourself. Look at how drunk you are. Today, you will complain of back pain and spray white medicine. This means that you will be in good health when drunk , if you are not in good health, are you killing someone?"
Mu Shangxing stopped his chopsticks, with an excellent attitude, "It won't happen in the future."
"Hmph." Relying on his grandma's power, Wu Zui snorted coldly at Mu Shangxing, pushing people as soon as they pushed them, why are you using so much force, can you afford to pay for my broken waist?
Wait, Wu Zui suddenly remembered that he is now in the "early pregnancy", Mu Shangxing's push, he must take this opportunity to find something.
Under the dining table, Wu Zui was wearing slippers, touching Mu Shangxing's calf with his foot.
Mu Shangxing ate his meal calmly, and he couldn't find a trace of strangeness on his face.
Wu Zui tried his best to lift his foot, went up his calf, and lightly kicked Mu Shangxing's thigh.
Mu Shangxing was finally willing to raise his eyes, and looked at Wu Zui indifferently.
"Shangxing, please ask me for a day off today." Wu Zui deliberately showed a little weakness, while stuffing fried meat into his mouth.
Not washing, cutting, blowing and remodeling is the same as not going to class, and I don't even want to go if I run away.
"Reason?" Mu Shangxing asked calmly.
Others don't know the real situation, but Mu Shangxing did hear the snoring clearly all night.
"Baby protection." Wu Zui responded seriously.
"Pfft!" The old lady spat out a mouthful of soy milk.
Butler Li silently glanced at Wu Zui, and dutifully cleaned up the dining table again.
"You hurt my waist, I need to rest more." Wu Zui didn't say anything nonsense, it might be a local muscle and soft tissue injury, so I really need to rest well.
"Let Zuizui rest for a day." Yan Yan cast a reproachful glance at her son, "You, follow your father's example, you have to be more considerate."
"Since the big baby is not feeling well, let's not go to Austria." The old lady coaxed Wu Zui, and looked at Mu Shangxing as if ordering, "Shangxing, help Zuizui ask for leave!"
Wu drunkenly looked at Mu Shangxing, "By the way, aren't you going on a business trip? How many days? Come and invite me together."
"Business trip?" The old lady couldn't sit still, she was a little angry, "Shangxing, what do you mean? Once the marriage proposal is successful, throw the drunk at home?"
Mu Shangxing glanced at Wu Zui lightly, and replied to the old lady, "Grandma, the event is in Lin Province, and I'll be back tonight."
It's just a day trip next door!Not long ago, he looked like he was about to leave home, which made Wu Zui happy.
"Be careful on the road, go early and return early." Mu Bai had a fatherly look of kindness, Wu Zui blinked, and the image of Mr. Mu carrying soap and laundry detergent on his back and working hard to sell appeared in his mind.
"Come on up!" Wu Zui clenched his fist, how much is a bar of soap, and how many pieces do he need to buy to make up the [-] million reward for himself.
In order to encourage Mu Shangxing, Wu Zui kissed him hard on the forehead in front of Mu's family before he left.
"The relationship between the two children is really good." The old lady sighed again, "If I can hold my great-grandson, even if I die immediately, I will have no regrets."
"Mom!" Yan Yan blamed, "What are you talking about!"
"Great-grandson can have it!" There is still a piece of Mu Shangxing's hair in Wu Zui's jade bracelet, and the little trumpet also said that as long as he puts Mu Shangxing's hair in it, after thirty weeks, he will be a genius again!
"Grandma, just wait, I will let you hold your little great-grandson!" Wu Zui swore, and the old lady looked kindly.
"Silly boy." The old lady smiled and gave Yan Yan a look, "Yan Yan and I will go out for a while, baby, you should rest at home, if you need anything, you can ask Butler Li."
"Auntie, grandma, please play well." Wu Zui wiped his mouth, pressed his back and went upstairs.
The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are dressed very elegantly today, and they are not easy to mess with at first glance. Wu Zui wrote a "Do Not Disturb" sign and hung it on the door, changed their clothes, and entered another world.
Yan Yan and the old lady exchanged glances, and the old lady waved to Mu Bai, "Xiao Bai, lend your bodyguard to our mother."
"All of them?" Mu Bai didn't know what the two of them were going to do, so he could only try his best to support them.
"Arrange about fifty or sixty." Yan Yan flicked her hair, "There must be pomp."
"What do you want to do?" Mu Bai couldn't help asking.
"What else can I do, of course it is to bully people." The old lady raised her head proudly, her silver hair showing her temperament even more.
Mu Bai smiled helplessly, his mother, he knew it all too well.
The old lady’s hometown is in Suzhou, and she used to be the daughter of a wealthy family. When most people can’t eat enough, she can draw on the ground with biscuits that she doesn’t like, and she can even take her servants to learn to write and read. Baxiang is notoriously arrogant.
Even though the times have changed, the old lady’s family still has a bit of family property. Back then, Suzhou Daxing farming, the old lady fell in love with a young and powerful Quzhang. The old lady said more than once that it was mainly because of his good looks back then, otherwise Don't suffer from this short-lived ghost.
The old lady gave birth to three children for him, two boys and one girl, a girl died, and now only two sons are left.Qu Chang died of illness when Mu Shi was 13 years old. Some people wanted to come to ruin the family, but the old lady insisted on guarding the door with a shovel and beat each other, thus keeping the family property.
Today, the eldest son, Mu Shi, is considered an artist. He is almost fifty and has no family yet. He is a happy diamond bachelor abroad.
Mu Shi also took the old lady abroad to live, but the old lady couldn't stand the crowd of Yingying and Yanyan around Mu Shi, held parties all day long, and the food was not delicious.
The old lady scolded her eldest son severely, and took Mu Bai's private plane back to the country. She can not only take care of her grandson, but also meet her old sisters. She has lived here until now.
The old lady has been arrogant since she was a child, and she has a very vengeful temperament. If anyone dares to provoke her, it is absolutely impossible to make that person feel better.
The old lady paid more attention to her family, probably because of intergenerational relatives, and she especially liked Mu Shangxing. Now that she has Wu Zuizui, the old lady has something else to do.
"Yan Yan, bring me my emerald bracelet and my cheongsam embroidered in Suzhou, and ask the driver to drive the imperial Maybach." The old lady took command without panicking.
"Baby." Mu Bai couldn't help pulling Yan Yan over, and asked in a low voice, "What the hell is Mom going to do?"
"Go to Wu's house." Yan Yan smiled, "Would you like to pretend to be a good show with us?"
Wu Zui didn't know what the old lady was doing. After harvesting a batch of pumpkins, he was busy plowing the spiritual fields and planting corn seeds.
Whether it is pumpkin or vegetables, the shelf life is too short, but corn is different. As long as it is stored properly, it can be stored for a long time.
"Have you got the male lead's DNA?" Xiao Trump asked Wu Zui pitifully.
"It's not that easy." Wu Zui deliberately put the trumpet on the air, "This overlord is very stinky. His hair, he still doesn't lose it!"
Wu Zui got up and rubbed his lower back, "Look, my injury is because he touched me."
The small trumpet hangs down listlessly.
"You're the system, so there's no other way?" Wu Zui tested the little speaker, "Can't you change the male lead or something?"
Like let me be.
"Impossible." Little Trumpet vetoed it without thinking.
Wu Zui curled his lips and continued to bury the corn seeds.
"I suddenly thought of a way." The little horn suddenly straightened up, facing Wu Zui, "Do you still remember the male second?"
"Mu Zi'an?" Wu Zui vaguely remembered that this man was cuckolded by Wu Qingwu in the end, and he also liked being a father.
"No, it's not him!" The little speaker twitched wildly, "I'm talking about that Mu family who is both strong and good-looking, Mu Zi'an's uncle!"
Wu Zui tried hard to remember, but finally sighed helplessly, "I forgot."
This can't be blamed on Wu Zui, the text of a million words, I have long forgotten what happened before the end, and there are more than one or two who like the heroine, who are in love with each other secretly, Wu Zui can't figure out who the second male lead is who.
"That's the one, Mu Chenjiu who noticed Wu Zuizui through Mu Zian and asked Wu Zuizui to go to his company to work as his secretary. He likes Wu Zuizui and will use any means. By the way, he even asked Wu Zuizui to work for him. He stole Mu Shangxing's company secrets!"
"Company secret?" Wu Zui's mouth twitched, "Is it a secret why his soap smells so good?"
"What did you say?" Little Trumpet couldn't understand.
"It's nothing, let's talk about your plan." Wu Zui squatted next to the small speaker, expressing all ears.
"You can go to Mu Chenjiu and be his secretary. According to the plot, Mu Chenjiu will create conditions for you to get close to Mu Shangxing so as to steal his company's secrets. At this time, you just need to take advantage of the opportunity created by Mu Chenjiu. Okay, pretend to really fall in love with Mu Shangxing, refuse to steal secrets, and confess to Mu Shangxing, so that Mu Shangxing will have a good impression of you, and then..."
Before the little trumpet could finish speaking, a foot fell from the sky and stepped on him to suspect that trumpet was born.
"I didn't expect you to have a lot of crooked ways." Wu Zui exerted force on his feet, "Let me seduce an old man, and let me be an undercover agent, huh?"
Wu Zui really didn't know that the system would use the plot so well.
"I, it's not impossible..." Little Trumpet was extremely wronged, "I don't want to be taken back by the mastermind, it's too much of a loss of the system, and I don't want to be like this. , isn’t it that you can’t even get close to the male lead! Don’t you want to go back?”
"Lin Feng." Wu Zui greeted Lin Feng, "Come here, jump a hundred times on this thing."
Lin Feng obediently put down his work, stood on the small trumpet, and counted while dancing.
Wu Zui stood beside him, leaning on his waist, listening to the small speaker calling "Ah, ah, ah, ah".
"Brother, the dance is over." Lin Feng wiped the sweat from his forehead.
"Go and rest for a while." Wu Zui pushed Lin Feng away, looked at the small trumpet that was about to be mixed with the soil, slowly stretched out his hand, and moved his little finger.
The little horn found the gray-black ring on Wu Zui's hand almost instantly, and was so shocked that he almost shut down.
"you……"
"That's right." Wu Zui smiled and showed his white teeth, "Mu Shangxing and I are already engaged, and I also got his DNA, but whether I will give it to you or not is a question."
"What do you want." The little trumpet cheered up.
"Never betray, follow orders in all actions, and do not use the plot."
"Yes." Little Trumpet agreed immediately.
"I'm suspicious of agreeing so quickly." Wu Zui tugged at the tender stem of the trumpet, "I don't believe it."
"I've already realized it." The little trumpet said sincerely, "You have changed the plot, and the ones I know are useless."
"What else?" Wu Zui was not easy to fool.
"I will rewrite my program to a certain extent. Even after I merge with the living body, these things will still affect me. I can do what you said. You can not trust the living body, but you can trust the program. "
And this operation?Wu Zui watched the system take the initiative to rewrite its own program, showing full sincerity.
Satisfied, Wu Zui took out the hard-earned hair from the space of the jade bracelet, put it into the small horn, and watched the small horn "swallow" the hair little by little.
"In the next 36 weeks, I will fuse with a living body and consume a lot of energy. In order to preserve energy, I will no longer report my situation until 36 weeks later, when the fruit is ripe."
The little blue trumpet no longer twists and turns, like a normal plant, swaying gently with the breeze.
But Wu Zui knew that there was a life being conceived below, and Wu Zui was a little curious about what a child that combined all the advantages of himself and Mu Shangxing would look like.
Two familiar black shadows fell from the wall, Wu Zui got up speechlessly, and looked at the pair of brothers and sisters who had ruined the sect.
"Brother Wu Zui, I have some clues about the treasures of heaven and earth you mentioned yesterday!" Song Shi was very excited, and took out a black pill from his sleeve.
"This..." Wu Zui's eyes widened, "Is this the legendary elixir?"
"No." Song Shi smiled all over his face, "It's dung."
Wu Zui refused to admit that he had the urge to try it just now, and strongly suspected that Song Shi was in the dog himself.
"I found this on a barren hill nearby. It's still very fresh. Yuanyuan and I suspect that it's Baishu's dung."
"Bai Shu?" Wu Zui only knew about the sweet potato he ate.
"Yes, Baishu is a kind of spirit beast that can't be met. Even before the long star fell, few monks could see the true face." Song Shi squeezed the dung ball, carefully pulled it in the palm of his hand, Find a small sunspot.
"It is said that Bai Shu is a spiritual beast with extremely high intelligence, even close to the existence of a divine beast. He knows everything in the world, as long as you give him something satisfactory, he will answer your questions, including what you want. Treasures of Heaven and Earth."
"And one of its characteristics is that it will pull down the dung balls that represent its mood, and there are small nuclei in the dung balls."
Baba according to mood?This is the first time Wu Zui has heard of a creature with this function.
"Then look, how is this white Shu feeling?" Wu Zui watched Song Shi come closer and sniff the sunspot.
"It should be, very... smelly!" Song Shi seemed to be scorching his eyes, and turned his head to retch.
Wu Zui took two steps back calmly, keeping a distance from Song Shi.
"I feel...vomit!"
"The most lacking thing now is food, we took the third-level food to find... vomit"
Zhen Yuan patted Song Shi's back, gloating a little, "Yes, that's how it was when I was sick during pregnancy."
"There is another theory." Song Shi wiped the corners of his mouth, and tried to straighten up, "Bai Shu will take the initiative to approach the person with destiny, this place is so barren, Bai Shu will not come here for no reason to seek suffering, I Doubt, it is here to find the person with the destiny."
Wu Zui rubbed his chin, a man with destiny?Isn't that just me?
"A man with...a destiny..." Lin Feng was also in a daze.
"It is said that after the catastrophe, there must be a great sage. This person has a heart for the common people, restores the way of the world, loves and tolerates everyone, and everyone respects it."
这比霸总还臭屁啊,吴醉露出嫌弃的表情,“我最讨厌什么泛爱能容,面对找揍的人,狠狠打就对了,讲什么大道理,还真要别人欺I have done it hundreds of times, and I treat my enemy like first love? Are you sick?"
"Yes!" Lin Feng firmly responded to Wu Zui, "Whoever dares to touch my brother, I will go up and beat him to death!"
Wu Zui looked at Lin Feng who was waving his fists, and laughed, "You still protect me with your small body?"
"Brother Wu, don't say that." Song Shi squeezed Lin Feng's bones, "This child is a talent for cultivating immortals, but unfortunately he was born at the wrong time. If Brother Wu doesn't mind, I can teach Lin Feng how to train his body."
"Body training?" Wu Zui's eyes lit up.
"Yes, even if it doesn't work, it can still make Lin Feng physically stronger than ordinary people, and have a bit more self-protection ability."
"This is fine." Wu Zui was very interested, "Can you teach me by the way?"
"Of course." Song Shikong took out a piece of bluestone, took a deep breath, and slapped his palm on the bluestone. A shallow handprint appeared on the surface of the bluestone!
Wu Zui touched the bluestone in disbelief, this is a serious stone!
"As for the tuition fee..." Song Shi put away the bluestone, his eyes wandering.
"Three canned yellow peaches!"
Song Shi's gaze was still unsteady, "Teach me this, it takes a lot of effort..."
"Five!" Wu Zui was cruel.
"The important point is that you are two people, Yuanyuan and I cannot be separated, we have to come every day..."
"Take care of your meals every day, right?" Wu Zui recalled the treatment of the internal staff of Wanmen Mountain. The most popular thing here should be to take care of the meals.
"Deal!" Song Shi and Wu Zui clapped their hands happily, agreeing happily.
On the other side, the Wu family ushered in distinguished guests today, surrounded by dark bodyguards all the way, and exaggeratedly laying down the red carpet leading to the gate of the Wu family. The emperor Maybach stopped on the red carpet, and the old and the young got out of the car.
The author has something to say: Happy 520th birthday to the little angel "Fish of Quality Education"! (≧▽≦)
Wu Zui opened his hands and looked down, his hands were empty, and when he looked carefully, a piece of hair happened to be stuck in the tail ring.
Mu went up to change clothes, Wu Zui put his hard-won hair into the space of the jade bracelet, clutched his lower back and went downstairs step by step, ready to have breakfast.
"Drunk is gone." The old lady was very happy when she saw Wu Zui, "How did you sleep last night?"
"It's pretty good, Grandma." Wu Zui's bump was not light, and he was pulled when he sat on the chair, and it still hurt a little.
"What's wrong?" Yan Yan asked concerned.
"My waist hurts a bit." Wu Zui smiled at Yan Yan, "It's okay, just spray some white medicine and rest for a few days."
There was a sudden silence at the dining table, and everyone looked a little strange.
"Ahem." Mu Bai first broke the silence and asked why Mu Shangxing hadn't come down to eat yet.
"He went to change clothes."
The Mu family's breakfast today is very delicate, even the fried eggs are heart-shaped.Wu Zui had two mouthfuls, eating very happily.
Mu went up and down the stairs, and as soon as he sat firmly, he was greeted with unexplained eyes from his family members.
"Go up." The old lady said meaningfully, "You don't seem to be in a good spirit today."
"No, he sat all night." Wu Zui subconsciously chimed in.
"Pfft." Yan Yan spat out a mouthful of milk, and even Butler Li was shocked by the tiger-wolf words.
Wu Zui was stunned for a moment, recalling what he said just now, and immediately realized it.
This "sitting" is not the other "doing"!
But now there is no way to explain it, Wu Zui blushed, glanced at Mu Shangxing who was still calm, lowered his head and ate obediently.
"Young people..." The old lady couldn't help but want to educate her grandchildren, "You must know how to control yourself. Look at how drunk you are. Today, you will complain of back pain and spray white medicine. This means that you will be in good health when drunk , if you are not in good health, are you killing someone?"
Mu Shangxing stopped his chopsticks, with an excellent attitude, "It won't happen in the future."
"Hmph." Relying on his grandma's power, Wu Zui snorted coldly at Mu Shangxing, pushing people as soon as they pushed them, why are you using so much force, can you afford to pay for my broken waist?
Wait, Wu Zui suddenly remembered that he is now in the "early pregnancy", Mu Shangxing's push, he must take this opportunity to find something.
Under the dining table, Wu Zui was wearing slippers, touching Mu Shangxing's calf with his foot.
Mu Shangxing ate his meal calmly, and he couldn't find a trace of strangeness on his face.
Wu Zui tried his best to lift his foot, went up his calf, and lightly kicked Mu Shangxing's thigh.
Mu Shangxing was finally willing to raise his eyes, and looked at Wu Zui indifferently.
"Shangxing, please ask me for a day off today." Wu Zui deliberately showed a little weakness, while stuffing fried meat into his mouth.
Not washing, cutting, blowing and remodeling is the same as not going to class, and I don't even want to go if I run away.
"Reason?" Mu Shangxing asked calmly.
Others don't know the real situation, but Mu Shangxing did hear the snoring clearly all night.
"Baby protection." Wu Zui responded seriously.
"Pfft!" The old lady spat out a mouthful of soy milk.
Butler Li silently glanced at Wu Zui, and dutifully cleaned up the dining table again.
"You hurt my waist, I need to rest more." Wu Zui didn't say anything nonsense, it might be a local muscle and soft tissue injury, so I really need to rest well.
"Let Zuizui rest for a day." Yan Yan cast a reproachful glance at her son, "You, follow your father's example, you have to be more considerate."
"Since the big baby is not feeling well, let's not go to Austria." The old lady coaxed Wu Zui, and looked at Mu Shangxing as if ordering, "Shangxing, help Zuizui ask for leave!"
Wu drunkenly looked at Mu Shangxing, "By the way, aren't you going on a business trip? How many days? Come and invite me together."
"Business trip?" The old lady couldn't sit still, she was a little angry, "Shangxing, what do you mean? Once the marriage proposal is successful, throw the drunk at home?"
Mu Shangxing glanced at Wu Zui lightly, and replied to the old lady, "Grandma, the event is in Lin Province, and I'll be back tonight."
It's just a day trip next door!Not long ago, he looked like he was about to leave home, which made Wu Zui happy.
"Be careful on the road, go early and return early." Mu Bai had a fatherly look of kindness, Wu Zui blinked, and the image of Mr. Mu carrying soap and laundry detergent on his back and working hard to sell appeared in his mind.
"Come on up!" Wu Zui clenched his fist, how much is a bar of soap, and how many pieces do he need to buy to make up the [-] million reward for himself.
In order to encourage Mu Shangxing, Wu Zui kissed him hard on the forehead in front of Mu's family before he left.
"The relationship between the two children is really good." The old lady sighed again, "If I can hold my great-grandson, even if I die immediately, I will have no regrets."
"Mom!" Yan Yan blamed, "What are you talking about!"
"Great-grandson can have it!" There is still a piece of Mu Shangxing's hair in Wu Zui's jade bracelet, and the little trumpet also said that as long as he puts Mu Shangxing's hair in it, after thirty weeks, he will be a genius again!
"Grandma, just wait, I will let you hold your little great-grandson!" Wu Zui swore, and the old lady looked kindly.
"Silly boy." The old lady smiled and gave Yan Yan a look, "Yan Yan and I will go out for a while, baby, you should rest at home, if you need anything, you can ask Butler Li."
"Auntie, grandma, please play well." Wu Zui wiped his mouth, pressed his back and went upstairs.
The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are dressed very elegantly today, and they are not easy to mess with at first glance. Wu Zui wrote a "Do Not Disturb" sign and hung it on the door, changed their clothes, and entered another world.
Yan Yan and the old lady exchanged glances, and the old lady waved to Mu Bai, "Xiao Bai, lend your bodyguard to our mother."
"All of them?" Mu Bai didn't know what the two of them were going to do, so he could only try his best to support them.
"Arrange about fifty or sixty." Yan Yan flicked her hair, "There must be pomp."
"What do you want to do?" Mu Bai couldn't help asking.
"What else can I do, of course it is to bully people." The old lady raised her head proudly, her silver hair showing her temperament even more.
Mu Bai smiled helplessly, his mother, he knew it all too well.
The old lady’s hometown is in Suzhou, and she used to be the daughter of a wealthy family. When most people can’t eat enough, she can draw on the ground with biscuits that she doesn’t like, and she can even take her servants to learn to write and read. Baxiang is notoriously arrogant.
Even though the times have changed, the old lady’s family still has a bit of family property. Back then, Suzhou Daxing farming, the old lady fell in love with a young and powerful Quzhang. The old lady said more than once that it was mainly because of his good looks back then, otherwise Don't suffer from this short-lived ghost.
The old lady gave birth to three children for him, two boys and one girl, a girl died, and now only two sons are left.Qu Chang died of illness when Mu Shi was 13 years old. Some people wanted to come to ruin the family, but the old lady insisted on guarding the door with a shovel and beat each other, thus keeping the family property.
Today, the eldest son, Mu Shi, is considered an artist. He is almost fifty and has no family yet. He is a happy diamond bachelor abroad.
Mu Shi also took the old lady abroad to live, but the old lady couldn't stand the crowd of Yingying and Yanyan around Mu Shi, held parties all day long, and the food was not delicious.
The old lady scolded her eldest son severely, and took Mu Bai's private plane back to the country. She can not only take care of her grandson, but also meet her old sisters. She has lived here until now.
The old lady has been arrogant since she was a child, and she has a very vengeful temperament. If anyone dares to provoke her, it is absolutely impossible to make that person feel better.
The old lady paid more attention to her family, probably because of intergenerational relatives, and she especially liked Mu Shangxing. Now that she has Wu Zuizui, the old lady has something else to do.
"Yan Yan, bring me my emerald bracelet and my cheongsam embroidered in Suzhou, and ask the driver to drive the imperial Maybach." The old lady took command without panicking.
"Baby." Mu Bai couldn't help pulling Yan Yan over, and asked in a low voice, "What the hell is Mom going to do?"
"Go to Wu's house." Yan Yan smiled, "Would you like to pretend to be a good show with us?"
Wu Zui didn't know what the old lady was doing. After harvesting a batch of pumpkins, he was busy plowing the spiritual fields and planting corn seeds.
Whether it is pumpkin or vegetables, the shelf life is too short, but corn is different. As long as it is stored properly, it can be stored for a long time.
"Have you got the male lead's DNA?" Xiao Trump asked Wu Zui pitifully.
"It's not that easy." Wu Zui deliberately put the trumpet on the air, "This overlord is very stinky. His hair, he still doesn't lose it!"
Wu Zui got up and rubbed his lower back, "Look, my injury is because he touched me."
The small trumpet hangs down listlessly.
"You're the system, so there's no other way?" Wu Zui tested the little speaker, "Can't you change the male lead or something?"
Like let me be.
"Impossible." Little Trumpet vetoed it without thinking.
Wu Zui curled his lips and continued to bury the corn seeds.
"I suddenly thought of a way." The little horn suddenly straightened up, facing Wu Zui, "Do you still remember the male second?"
"Mu Zi'an?" Wu Zui vaguely remembered that this man was cuckolded by Wu Qingwu in the end, and he also liked being a father.
"No, it's not him!" The little speaker twitched wildly, "I'm talking about that Mu family who is both strong and good-looking, Mu Zi'an's uncle!"
Wu Zui tried hard to remember, but finally sighed helplessly, "I forgot."
This can't be blamed on Wu Zui, the text of a million words, I have long forgotten what happened before the end, and there are more than one or two who like the heroine, who are in love with each other secretly, Wu Zui can't figure out who the second male lead is who.
"That's the one, Mu Chenjiu who noticed Wu Zuizui through Mu Zian and asked Wu Zuizui to go to his company to work as his secretary. He likes Wu Zuizui and will use any means. By the way, he even asked Wu Zuizui to work for him. He stole Mu Shangxing's company secrets!"
"Company secret?" Wu Zui's mouth twitched, "Is it a secret why his soap smells so good?"
"What did you say?" Little Trumpet couldn't understand.
"It's nothing, let's talk about your plan." Wu Zui squatted next to the small speaker, expressing all ears.
"You can go to Mu Chenjiu and be his secretary. According to the plot, Mu Chenjiu will create conditions for you to get close to Mu Shangxing so as to steal his company's secrets. At this time, you just need to take advantage of the opportunity created by Mu Chenjiu. Okay, pretend to really fall in love with Mu Shangxing, refuse to steal secrets, and confess to Mu Shangxing, so that Mu Shangxing will have a good impression of you, and then..."
Before the little trumpet could finish speaking, a foot fell from the sky and stepped on him to suspect that trumpet was born.
"I didn't expect you to have a lot of crooked ways." Wu Zui exerted force on his feet, "Let me seduce an old man, and let me be an undercover agent, huh?"
Wu Zui really didn't know that the system would use the plot so well.
"I, it's not impossible..." Little Trumpet was extremely wronged, "I don't want to be taken back by the mastermind, it's too much of a loss of the system, and I don't want to be like this. , isn’t it that you can’t even get close to the male lead! Don’t you want to go back?”
"Lin Feng." Wu Zui greeted Lin Feng, "Come here, jump a hundred times on this thing."
Lin Feng obediently put down his work, stood on the small trumpet, and counted while dancing.
Wu Zui stood beside him, leaning on his waist, listening to the small speaker calling "Ah, ah, ah, ah".
"Brother, the dance is over." Lin Feng wiped the sweat from his forehead.
"Go and rest for a while." Wu Zui pushed Lin Feng away, looked at the small trumpet that was about to be mixed with the soil, slowly stretched out his hand, and moved his little finger.
The little horn found the gray-black ring on Wu Zui's hand almost instantly, and was so shocked that he almost shut down.
"you……"
"That's right." Wu Zui smiled and showed his white teeth, "Mu Shangxing and I are already engaged, and I also got his DNA, but whether I will give it to you or not is a question."
"What do you want." The little trumpet cheered up.
"Never betray, follow orders in all actions, and do not use the plot."
"Yes." Little Trumpet agreed immediately.
"I'm suspicious of agreeing so quickly." Wu Zui tugged at the tender stem of the trumpet, "I don't believe it."
"I've already realized it." The little trumpet said sincerely, "You have changed the plot, and the ones I know are useless."
"What else?" Wu Zui was not easy to fool.
"I will rewrite my program to a certain extent. Even after I merge with the living body, these things will still affect me. I can do what you said. You can not trust the living body, but you can trust the program. "
And this operation?Wu Zui watched the system take the initiative to rewrite its own program, showing full sincerity.
Satisfied, Wu Zui took out the hard-earned hair from the space of the jade bracelet, put it into the small horn, and watched the small horn "swallow" the hair little by little.
"In the next 36 weeks, I will fuse with a living body and consume a lot of energy. In order to preserve energy, I will no longer report my situation until 36 weeks later, when the fruit is ripe."
The little blue trumpet no longer twists and turns, like a normal plant, swaying gently with the breeze.
But Wu Zui knew that there was a life being conceived below, and Wu Zui was a little curious about what a child that combined all the advantages of himself and Mu Shangxing would look like.
Two familiar black shadows fell from the wall, Wu Zui got up speechlessly, and looked at the pair of brothers and sisters who had ruined the sect.
"Brother Wu Zui, I have some clues about the treasures of heaven and earth you mentioned yesterday!" Song Shi was very excited, and took out a black pill from his sleeve.
"This..." Wu Zui's eyes widened, "Is this the legendary elixir?"
"No." Song Shi smiled all over his face, "It's dung."
Wu Zui refused to admit that he had the urge to try it just now, and strongly suspected that Song Shi was in the dog himself.
"I found this on a barren hill nearby. It's still very fresh. Yuanyuan and I suspect that it's Baishu's dung."
"Bai Shu?" Wu Zui only knew about the sweet potato he ate.
"Yes, Baishu is a kind of spirit beast that can't be met. Even before the long star fell, few monks could see the true face." Song Shi squeezed the dung ball, carefully pulled it in the palm of his hand, Find a small sunspot.
"It is said that Bai Shu is a spiritual beast with extremely high intelligence, even close to the existence of a divine beast. He knows everything in the world, as long as you give him something satisfactory, he will answer your questions, including what you want. Treasures of Heaven and Earth."
"And one of its characteristics is that it will pull down the dung balls that represent its mood, and there are small nuclei in the dung balls."
Baba according to mood?This is the first time Wu Zui has heard of a creature with this function.
"Then look, how is this white Shu feeling?" Wu Zui watched Song Shi come closer and sniff the sunspot.
"It should be, very... smelly!" Song Shi seemed to be scorching his eyes, and turned his head to retch.
Wu Zui took two steps back calmly, keeping a distance from Song Shi.
"I feel...vomit!"
"The most lacking thing now is food, we took the third-level food to find... vomit"
Zhen Yuan patted Song Shi's back, gloating a little, "Yes, that's how it was when I was sick during pregnancy."
"There is another theory." Song Shi wiped the corners of his mouth, and tried to straighten up, "Bai Shu will take the initiative to approach the person with destiny, this place is so barren, Bai Shu will not come here for no reason to seek suffering, I Doubt, it is here to find the person with the destiny."
Wu Zui rubbed his chin, a man with destiny?Isn't that just me?
"A man with...a destiny..." Lin Feng was also in a daze.
"It is said that after the catastrophe, there must be a great sage. This person has a heart for the common people, restores the way of the world, loves and tolerates everyone, and everyone respects it."
这比霸总还臭屁啊,吴醉露出嫌弃的表情,“我最讨厌什么泛爱能容,面对找揍的人,狠狠打就对了,讲什么大道理,还真要别人欺I have done it hundreds of times, and I treat my enemy like first love? Are you sick?"
"Yes!" Lin Feng firmly responded to Wu Zui, "Whoever dares to touch my brother, I will go up and beat him to death!"
Wu Zui looked at Lin Feng who was waving his fists, and laughed, "You still protect me with your small body?"
"Brother Wu, don't say that." Song Shi squeezed Lin Feng's bones, "This child is a talent for cultivating immortals, but unfortunately he was born at the wrong time. If Brother Wu doesn't mind, I can teach Lin Feng how to train his body."
"Body training?" Wu Zui's eyes lit up.
"Yes, even if it doesn't work, it can still make Lin Feng physically stronger than ordinary people, and have a bit more self-protection ability."
"This is fine." Wu Zui was very interested, "Can you teach me by the way?"
"Of course." Song Shikong took out a piece of bluestone, took a deep breath, and slapped his palm on the bluestone. A shallow handprint appeared on the surface of the bluestone!
Wu Zui touched the bluestone in disbelief, this is a serious stone!
"As for the tuition fee..." Song Shi put away the bluestone, his eyes wandering.
"Three canned yellow peaches!"
Song Shi's gaze was still unsteady, "Teach me this, it takes a lot of effort..."
"Five!" Wu Zui was cruel.
"The important point is that you are two people, Yuanyuan and I cannot be separated, we have to come every day..."
"Take care of your meals every day, right?" Wu Zui recalled the treatment of the internal staff of Wanmen Mountain. The most popular thing here should be to take care of the meals.
"Deal!" Song Shi and Wu Zui clapped their hands happily, agreeing happily.
On the other side, the Wu family ushered in distinguished guests today, surrounded by dark bodyguards all the way, and exaggeratedly laying down the red carpet leading to the gate of the Wu family. The emperor Maybach stopped on the red carpet, and the old and the young got out of the car.
The author has something to say: Happy 520th birthday to the little angel "Fish of Quality Education"! (≧▽≦)
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