Do you have a lot of question marks, Mr.

Secretary Si immediately burst into tears. It is pitiful for a big man to cry like this.

Wu Zui couldn't bear to watch Secretary Si leave the office heartbroken.

If there is no secretary, the first adult reunion between Great White Shark and Mu Shangxing might be quite romantic.And Wu Zui saw that the secretaries were all on good terms, if someone suddenly left, everyone would feel bad.

Wu Zui babbled and didn't know how to speak, Mu Shangxing was very busy, so he told Wu Zui to "watch out for his stomach" before going to deal with business.

Wu Zui rolled alone on the sofa in the office. After a while, Secretary Su knocked on the door and entered the office. Wu Zui stood up like a carp and looked at Su Yasi with concern, "Sister Yasi, how are you doing?"

"I'm fine." Su Yasi touched her neck and smiled kindly.

"Mu Shangxing went out." Wu Zui reported obediently.

"I'm here to find you." Su Yasi whispered.

"Looking for me?" Wu Zui scratched his head, "Is it because of Secretary Si?"

Su Yasi nodded heavily, "Wu Zui, I think you can also notice that the company is now in a troubled time. The secretary company has been trained for a long time, and he has only reached his current position after working together in all aspects.

I know that Mr. Mu is very upset about today's incident, but if Mr. Mu fires him like this, we won't be able to find a better person to replace Xiaosi for a while. Even if we do, it will be a long process of team building.

In any case, the dismissal of the secretary is a loss for the company. I hope you can mention this matter to President Mu. Even if President Mu insists on dismissing Xiaosi, I will thank you on behalf of the secretary team. "

"Sister Yasi, aren't you angry with him?" Wu Zui was a little bit aggrieved for Su Yasi, "He put a dagger on your neck and hijacked you!"

"You also know that this is not his intention. If I want to be angry, I should also be angry with the man who manipulated him." Su Yasi said in a gentle voice, "What Mr. Mu cares most about now is that he endangers your life."

"Really?" Wu Zui rubbed his neck in embarrassment, "Okay, I also think that Secretary Si is actually pretty good. I'll talk to Mu Shangxing and see what he thinks."

"I thank you on behalf of Xiao Si and the entire secretary team." Su Yasi was about to bow when she got up, but was quickly supported by Wu Zui, "Sister, please don't do this, if it works, just ask Secretary Si to treat me to a meal. "

"Okay." Su Yasi's expression suddenly relaxed a lot, as if Wu Zui could be sure of everything, but Wu Zui didn't have the slightest idea in his heart.

That night Wu Zui brushed his teeth well and smelled it several times before going to bed.

Mu Shangxing waited on the bed early and took out his iPad for studying.

"Mr. Mu, let me give you some pillow talk first." Wu Zui subconsciously resisted activities like studying, which was the instinct of a scumbag.

Mr. Mu turned a deaf ear, turned the light to the eye-protecting brightness, and opened a learning video.

"Listen to me, can we learn it again?" Wu Zui covered the men's club-vaginal muscle anatomy diagram on the iPad with one hand.

This is really fucking dry goods.

Boss Mu nodded expressionlessly.

Wu Zui immediately regained his energy, and briefly explained to President Mu the reasons Mr. Su said.

"If you want to punish him, I agree. It would be a waste of talent to fire him directly. At worst, he will be sent to Africa for a period of time to hone his training and let him know the dangers of the world."

Mr. Mu's expression was normal, and he didn't know if he had listened.

"There is also this anatomy diagram, without skin, just looking at the muscle lines is a bit bloody."

Mu Shangxing bowed his head and changed to a video, which started to play.

Wu Zui saw that it was an animation, and just wanted to laugh at Mr. Mu, when he saw the little explorer on the top holding a map and came to a cave, and there was a dubbing at the bottom.

"Xiao Jiba, an expedition team member, discovered a cave that no one has explored before..."

Wu Zui's expression became strange.

"He prepared a latex raincoat and skin care products in advance, but when he entered the cave, he got stuck there."

The animation shows the scene where the explorer Xiao Jiba is stuck in the cave wearing a raincoat. The front half of his body goes in, but the back half of his body cannot squeeze into the cave.

"Isn't he "Little Jiba"?" Wu Zui expressed his confusion, "How could the little words get stuck?"

Mr. Mu quietly glanced at Wu Zui.

Wu Zui swallowed, "I'm sorry, I know it's a nickname, let's continue."

The video continues to play.

"Xiao Jiba had an idea and prepared to apply lubricant on his body so that he could enter the cave. Now the question is, should the lubricant be water-based, oil-based, or silicon-based?"

"What the hell?" Wu Zui looked at Mu Shangxing in confusion, "What kind of water chicken oil chicken turtle chicken?"

Mr. Mu had already prepared for this question, and took out three vials from the bedside table next to him, and displayed them to Wu Zui one by one.

"The more common ones on the market are water-based lubricating oils, which are cheap and easy to clean, and will not dissolve latex. However, it also has a disadvantage, that is, it has poor durability. Once it dries, it must be applied at any time. If there is glycerin in it ingredients, after three to 10 minutes of use, you will feel sore."

Wu Zui was dumbfounded, and Mu Shangxing opened the small bottle in the middle, squeezed out a little on his fingertips, and applied it on the back of Wu Zui's hands.

"You can take a closer look."

Wu Zui looked down at the back of the shiny hand, stupidly speechless.

"This one is oil-based." Mu Shangxing picked up the vial on the far right, "Oil-based will dissolve the raincoat and make it difficult to clean."

"The last one is silicon-based. It's durable. Raincoats are often brought with you, but you can't use some silicone-made... auxiliary items."

Wu Zui's pupils trembled, and he couldn't help shrinking his body.

Look it up, this dog wants to use assistive supplies on himself!

"Which one should I use?" Mr. Mu asked Wu Zui to choose among the three vials.

Isn't the answer obvious?The one in the middle won't work, and the one on the right won't work either, so only the bottle on the left, which is closest to Wu Zuishou, remains.

When Wu Zui's finger was still 0.01 cm away from the vial, Holmes Zui frowned, realizing that the matter was not simple.

Wu Zui raised his head bluntly, and asked Mu Shangxing, "Did I choose, and you want this bottle to help Xiaoji enter the cave?"

Mr. Mu was expressionless.

"It's useless not to talk at this time." Wu Zui snorted coldly, "Don't rely on your expression to manage well, I won't see your intention."

"You can give it a try." Mu Shangxing was seen through, but still remained calm.

"Yes, but I ate so spicy today..." Wu Zui rolled his eyes, "If you want to come, I will feel double the pain."

Mr. Mu was silent.

Who would have thought that when everything was ready, the little two packs of spicy noodles would become a stumbling block on the road to success.

"Can I eat less spicy food in the future?" Mr. Mu lowered his eyes, his slender eyelashes cast a light shadow under the light.

"Okay, okay." Wu Zui coaxed, no matter how he looked at this person, he could see a sense of loss and grievance.

"By the way, aren't these the snacks you bought for me?" Wu Zui killed people, and as soon as the words fell, Mu Shangxing slowly raised his head, stared at Wu Zui, and pursed his thin lips slightly.

Lifting a rock and shooting yourself in the foot is nothing more than that.

Wu Zui suppressed a smile, watching Mu Shangxing silently packed up the lubricant, turned off the light and lay down.

Every move is full of boundless loneliness.

"Don't be angry." Wu Zui crawled to Mu Shangxing's side, stretched out his hand cheerfully, and touched under the pajamas, "Why don't you let the expedition team check around the cave?"

Mu Shangxing paused for a moment, then immediately turned and pressed on top of Wu Zui.

It is absolutely unbelievable for ordinary men to say rubbing, but Mr. Mu said that rubbing is rubbing, and he is very trustworthy. He kneaded the round hill next to the cave with one hand, and let the expedition team spend nearly an hour to investigate. The white signal is on the cave-mouth.

This is actually quite dangerous.

But Wu Zui saw Mu Shangxing right.

"Go and wash." Mr. Mu's voice was low and hoarse, revealing a bit of sensuality in the aftertaste. The expedition team lingered around the cave and rubbed a lot of signal marks.

"Together?" Expeditions are exhausting. Although Wu Zui didn't exert much effort, he was still a little tired.

"Ah."

The two of them went to take a shower again in the middle of the night, and then went to bed, Wu Zui was so tired that he could fall asleep as soon as he closed his eyes.

When eating breakfast the next morning, even the dog could tell that Mu Shangxing was in a good mood.

The old lady ordered a red fleece Tang suit for the boy, and she just wore it today, which was very festive. She also wore a small hat with a ruby ​​in the middle.

The red clothes set off the boy's whiteness and tenderness, Wu Zui hugged him and kissed the boy's face a few times, the boy smiled and grabbed the gold chain around his neck, Wu Zui saw that it was a pure gold longevity lock.

"Is this a bit heavy?" Wu Zui weighed it, "Is it not too good?"

"It looks good and I like it. I'll let him wear it for a while and take it off later." The old lady smiled.

"Little money fan." Wu Zui criticized the boy, "This is a heavy strangler, who does your money-greedy character look like, you have to change!"

Mu Shangxing raised his head and glanced at Wu Zui lightly.

"How is the memorization of "Three Hundred Tang Poems"?" Wu Zui was quite concerned about this. "In two or three days, you will be [-] days old. Have you memorized [-] Tang poems?"

The cub paused, turned his head and stretched out his hand towards Mu Shangxing, "Daddy~"

Mr. Mu got up and immediately hugged the cub.

"Huh?" Wu Zui's eyes widened, "You two have formed a united front?"

"It's pretty good to memorize." The old lady couldn't help pleading, "I was taking a nap that day, and I heard the son reciting poems in his sleep."

"Really?" Wu Zui decided to take out his phone and try it out.

"Bashan Chushui is desolate?"

The cub stood on Mu's ascending legs and turned his head, his little mouth twitched, "responsibility."

Um?What the hell?

Wu Zui continued to ask, "Two orioles singing green willows?"

"Hmm..." The cub began to scratch his hands in confusion, and his voice was tender: "A branch, a branch of red apricot came out of the wall."

Wu Zui's smile disappeared.

Thanks to the "Great-Great-Great-Genius" lighting up, otherwise Wu Zui felt that he would not be able to restore his genius image.

"It looks so smart!" The old lady smiled and applauded enthusiastically, "I know it all!"

Wu Zui looked at the old lady in confusion, and then looked at the standard answer on the phone.

In broad daylight, the old lady has a good filter for the cubs.

What confused Wu Zui even more was that Yan Yan and Mu Bai also applauded enthusiastically, "It's so good-looking!"

The author has something to say: about the knowledge of lubricants, thanks to the Penguin Medical Code video.