Who can stand this? [E-sports]

The game loading page ends, and with the sound effects, both sides of the game descend into their respective springs of life.

Guan Tang rubbed his nose in embarrassment: "Aren't you used to taking a shower after exercising?"

Qin Nu, a hero, rarely played in Tang Dynasty, let alone as a mid laner. If she played well in a while...he selfishly didn't want Gu Wenxiao to see this kind of scene.

Gu Wenxiao shrugged, "The water pipe in one of the upstairs bathrooms is broken, and the other bathroom is being used by someone."

Guan Tang: "..." It's not bad sooner or later, but it's bad at this time.

However, Guan Tang didn't have time to think about anything else at this time, because he didn't move after entering the game, and his teammates were already questioning him.

Guan Tang bought the initial equipment - Dolan Ring and a bottle of blood medicine and started to rush to the middle road.

The mid laner opposite Qinnv is Yasuo. Qinnv's main damage skill Q and control skill ultimate move R can be blocked by the wind wall, which can be said to be quite restrained.

Moreover, Qin Nu, as an auxiliary hero, even among mages, her base damage is frighteningly low, which is very unfriendly to the early-stage CS.

Fortunately, Guan Tang is a professional player after all, and he has done a lot of knife repair training. Although he missed a few pawns at the beginning, he quickly mastered the rhythm and made up in an orderly manner.

The two sides are fairly evenly matched in the early stage. Yasuo has high attack and strong harassment ability, but Qin Nu has both blood recovery skills and acceleration skills, and her self-protection ability is not weak.

However, the situation is different at level six.

The jungler on the opposite side is a blind monk. His big move Raptor Swing Tail has a short-term knock-up effect on the enemy, while Yasuo's big move, Blast and Last Breath, just needs to be used on the hero who is knocked into the air, and causes a big amount of damage, so if these two heroes cooperate well, they can cause a beheading effect in an instant.

Unfortunately, the opposite middle field is obviously a double row.

Within 10 minutes, Guan Tang was gank by the blind monk for three waves. Except for the second wave, which used flash to escape the range of the blind monk's ultimate move, the remaining two times surrendered himself in the tacit cooperation of the blind monk and Yasuo head.

The screen turned gray again. While opening the mall to see what equipment he could change, Guan Tang sneaked a sideways glance at Gu Wenxiao. His face was still expressionless, but Guan Tang could keenly sense that he was not in a good mood right now. .

...Is it because his Qin girl is too good?

Guan Tang bought Zhongya's hourglass and returned to the middle lane. His flash cd hadn't improved yet, so he moved very cautiously and only replenished the tower knife.

However, the opposite side seems to have a "soft spot" for Qin Nu. This time, not only the jungler came, but also the auxiliary bull head who came on the bottom lane.

The moment Qin Nu saw Niutou appearing, she reacted decisively and ran back, because Niutou had the capital to fight against the tower when he opened the big move, and the first tower was no longer safe.

Unexpectedly, on the opposite side was someone who was determined to take his head.

The bull's head flashed next to him, and he pushed back, and Qin Nu pressed down on the golden body at the moment of landing, so that Yasuo, who had just arrived after clearing the soldiers, could not take the big move.But this can only be delayed for a while. Located in the encirclement of Yasuo blind monk and bull head, even if there is a tower, it is an obvious ending.

Sure enough, as soon as the golden body of Qin Nu was over, blind monk and Yasuo's big moves followed one after another.

The screen that was black and white just 3 minutes ago becomes black and white again.

Guan Tang is a bit autistic.

Although his piano girl is not very proficient, the cooperation of this teammate is too suffocating. Just 15 minutes after the game, the blind monk on the opposite side came four times. The district was struggling, and there was also the bot lane team. After disappearing for such a long time, Niutou didn't even play the signal... Is he really playing the master game?

At this moment, a clear and somewhat cold voice came from beside him——

"Let's vote."

Guan Tang turned his head to look at the speaker almost in disbelief, did he hear correctly?Gu Wenxiao asked him to surrender?

Gu Wenxiao pursed his lips and patched up what he just said, "Your teammates don't have the awareness to cooperate, and the hero on the opposite side is too ruthless. You can't win this round, so don't waste time."

Although he knew intellectually that he was telling the truth, Guan Tang was still a little unhappy, he didn't speak, his lips were so pouted that they were about to hang on the oil bottle.

The viewers of the live broadcast, who were so cute by his expression, started swiping their screens frantically again——

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah Tang Tang is so cute】

[Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Can I kiss this pursed lip (dangerous speech)]

[Sister barrage in front, you probably have already entered the dark shark list of a certain E, take care! 】

[Hahahaha E God, what are you doing, Tiantian doesn't like to hear such words! 】

【It's over, it's over, someone is going to sleep on the sofa tonight】

[?Sofa play? 】

[I can, I can! 】

【Since the elder brother can do it, so can the younger brother (duck cage warning)】

……

Guan Tang glanced at the barrage in the lower right corner, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, he could no longer poke out, he cleared his throat, "Hey, the housekeepers are awake, seal those who are messing with each other, look at me There are a lot of minors in the live broadcast, don't let them spoil the flowers of the motherland."

Guan Tang didn't read the next bullet screen carefully, because a small surrender interface appeared on the public screen-it was initiated by Guan Tang's ad, and three people had already clicked to agree.

"Point." The familiar voice sounded again.

Guan Tang couldn't help puffing his cheeks, thinking why should I listen to you, and then clicked with his fingers honestly——

【confirm】

Woohoo why am I so cowardly!

While spitting at himself, Guan Tang saw that the camera of the game automatically moved to the big crystal in front of his own spring after five people chose [Agree], and then exploded.

Four large characters appeared on the screen.

【game over】

"I'm online, invite me." Gu Wenxiao said calmly when he saw Guan Tang retreated from the game interface of the previous game.

Guan Tang: "?"

The corner of Gu Wenxiao's mouth curled up slightly, "You are still playing the mid laner of the piano girl in this round, and I will take you to kill the opponent."

Guan Tang: "..."

The dark clouds covering the head immediately dissipated, and the sky became clear, and even a rainbow appeared.

His eyes turned into two crescent moons, and the dimples on his cheeks were faintly visible. Guan Tang opened his friends list happily, only to find that there was one missing "qwer111" and one more "Jiangniang Tiantianziyuanzi".

"...God E, this Jiuniang Tiantian Yuanzi can't be you, can it?"

[Frightened.jpg]

Gu Wenxiao looked back calmly, "Well, it's me, what's wrong?"

"...It's nothing, it's just so cute." Guan Tang helped his chin that almost fell from shock, after all, he linked Gu Wenxiao with the cute girl ID "Jiu Niang Tian Tian Xiao Yuan Zi"... Inexplicably, he actually came into being. It's the illusion of playing a horror game.

Even when Gu Wenxiao confirmed that this was his id, even the bullet chatting in the Guantang live broadcast room paused for three seconds, and then it seemed to bounce back, and it started scrolling at a faster speed.

[I only knew that I would eat dog food when I came to Tiantian's live broadcast room, but I didn't expect such a big mouthful, I almost died on the spot]

[Understood, from now on it will be Xiaoyuanzi CP]

[Jiao Niang Tiantian Xiaoyuanzi... It's over, I won't dare to eat Jiuniang Xiaoyuanzi in the future QAQ]

[+1 Who would dare to eat this, it's too scary]

[Jiaoniang Tiantian Xiaoyuanzi, um, is it Tiantian I think? [Smile suddenly rampant.jpg]]

【Alas!Niangtian, is it the stuffed stuffed stuffed with sauce? [I changed color.jpg]]

[The sisters upstairs are so strong!I never thought of it! 】

……

No matter what, "Osmanthus honey dumpling" and "JiuNiang sweet dumpling" appeared in the same room, and their avatars were also the same, both of which were official dumpling avatars during the Lantern Festival, and these two ids Inexplicable.

"God E, are you ready? I'll line up when I'm done."

"Well, let's line up."

At eleven o'clock in the evening, it was the time when the game's online population peaked.

The two quickly lined up.

There is no problem with the assigned position, Guan Tang is the middle laner, and Gu Wenxiao is the jungler.

Once inside, Gu Wenxiao was typing on the public screen.

[Niang Niang Tiantian Xiaoyuanzi]: Nakano double row, no free package to win.

Guan Tang rubbed his nose and whispered, "God E, isn't this a little arrogant?"

Gu Wenxiao didn't speak, first turned his head to look at him, and then said slowly: "Two professional players are playing the master game of the national server, I think I'm telling the truth."

Guan Tang: "..."

grass!Why are you so handsome when you speak harshly!This man is so damn sweet!

Guan Tang fell into his daily obsession with Gu Wenxiao, and didn't notice that he accidentally said what was on his mind... To be precise, he shouted.

The bot lane team sitting not far away obviously collapsed.

Just watched an op video and was looking for a new video, so the earphones were temporarily silent, Wang Baobao accidentally heard Guan Tang's words, and his face was full of pain, "What role-playing are they playing again? Meyer Goose! Meyer Goose!"

"The dog food arrived late." Anze sighed, picked up the water glass and took a sip in the mode of "using wine to relieve sorrow".

Even Salt, who was sitting in a strange single row on the seat, put down the stone man who was half hit in his hand, and asked Gu Wenxiao, "Mr. E, why is Shouyou a damn sweet girl?"

"...Your stone man is about to beat you to death." Gu Wenxiao reminded calmly on the surface, but actually cursed viciously in his heart-you are the sweet girl, the sweet girl of your family.

When seeing the other party's familiar id on the game loading interface, Guan Tang felt that this was a script sent by God-a typical cool text mode that suppresses first and then rises.

Because the opposite middle field happened to be the middle field that killed him in the last game.

It's time for revenge, he thought.

Guan Tang rolled up his sleeves, sneered, and——

She skillfully turned her head and acted coquettishly, "God E, I was killed by them twice just now, why don't you avenge me, okay?"

While talking, he stretched out his slender, white but dishonest paws, resting them on Gu Wenxiao's strong and powerful arms and shaking them.

The corners of Gu Wenxiao's mouth were shaken out of control.

It made Gu Wenxiao lose his mind.

Gu Wenxiao was so shaken that he just wanted to get angry at Tang Yan.

Who can stand this tm? !

"Okay, revenge for you."

The corners of Gu Wenxiao's grinning lips almost touched the back of his ears. At this time, even if Guan Tang said he wanted his head, he would only worry about how to give his teammates heads in the League of Legends.

When Guan Tang heard Gu Wenxiao's answer, he secretly gave himself a thumbs up, and he knew that Gu Wenxiao liked this.

When it comes to acting like a baby, he is a professional.

The author has something to say: I don’t know if there are any cuties who are going to take the college entrance examination after reading the article... All in all, cheers for the college entrance examination! (づ￣3￣)づ