I was the heir in ancient times
Chapter 8 Hemorrhoids┃Your 5th brother is a pig, he hoarse before killing him
The next day Gu Baozhen really slept until the sun was up, and the fourth brother who was sleeping with him went to the kitchen early to cook with the third eldest Gu Wenwen and the fifth brother.
In the absence of the elders, the sister-in-law who abides by etiquette will never leave the room at all. Even for lunch, she asks her son Zhitong to bring it into the room for her, and then asks Zhitong to send it out after eating.
The time of Zhitong children is always very precious. They get up to read and do their homework before dawn every day, so they can relax a little while eating lunch.
It's a pity that my uncle wasn't there when we had lunch.
When the child Zhitong put his mother and his own bowls into the kitchen, he looked around with his dark eyes, and instead of going back to the house quickly, he stood in the kitchen dawdly, looking at the fourth uncle who was washing the dishes, hesitating to speak. .
Gu Yuan, the fourth child who was squatting in the kitchen and cooking bowls in a big iron pot, knew what he wanted to ask without even looking at the big and small nephew, and said, "Qiqi is still sleeping, you can call Wake him up."
The little girl Zhitong squeezed her sleeves, shook her head and said, "No, my uncle may have been tired yesterday, so I'll go back to my room to study." After saying that, he saluted Gu Yu'an, turned around and left.
The fourth child who was washing the dishes glanced at Zhitong's back, his eyes were calm, and he continued to wash the dishes hard with his lowered eyes. When everything in the kitchen was cleaned up, he saw a figure flashing by in the yard, and he didn't panic. He hurriedly wiped his hands and went out to stop the man, saying, "Lao Six."
Carrying his own small pannier and preparing to go out to study with the old miracle doctor, the too short Lao Liu paused, turned around, looked at the fourth brother who was strolling, and shouted in a very low voice: "Fourth brother..."
"Yeah." The fourth child put his hand on the head of the sixth child, looked ahead, and said calmly, "Come out, I have something to say to you."
Lao Liu, who had always had no sense of presence at home with a backpack on his back, all of a sudden his skinny face was tense, he pinched the rope of the backpack with both hands, and followed the fourth brother out with some fear, as if he had made a mistake , the head almost hangs to the chest.
These two brothers who had little communication walked towards the city along the dirt road in front of their house. Usually, the sixth brother Gu Pingan walked alone. Today, there is an extra brother. He looks a little at a loss, and from time to time From the corner of his eye, he glanced at the fourth brother with an unspeakable temperament, his appearance was a bit wretched.
Gu Yu'an, the fourth child, kicked away a stone. The stone flew into the field and disappeared. He seemed to be very relaxed and escorted the sixth child to study. At the gate of Liangcheng, he didn't say a word.
Just as the sixth child was full of question marks, he said goodbye to the fourth brother and was about to go to the city to find a master, but he was suddenly stopped by the fourth brother.
When he turned around, he saw the shadow of the fourth brother against the light falling on his side, and the morning sun coated the fourth brother's body with a layer of gold, so that he couldn't see the expression of the fourth brother clearly: "Lao Liu, come back early today, say Maybe my mother will be busy at my aunt's house, so you come back to help clean up the dishes and go to bed early at night, I see you fell asleep very late last night."
Gu Ping'an nodded with a lot of emotion, and when he saw the fourth brother leave with his own eyes, he breathed a sigh of relief, patted his chest lightly, and went to the city to find his master.
The two brothers here had just separated, and the fourth brother went to the field together without waiting for Xiao Qi to wake up, and went straight to the field by himself to pull out some malnourished, unsatisfactory upland rice and headed home.
Far away, before returning home, he could hear noises coming from the yard. It seemed that someone was crying, and someone was scolding vigorously!The fourth child frowned, grabbed a few stalks of rice in his hand, and rushed into the house. As soon as he stepped into the yard, he saw that there was a terrible battle in the yard!
The third elder brother, Gu Wen, was bare upper body and his back was covered in blood from being beaten with a stick by his old mother. It was his fifth younger brother who was kneeling and tied up and crying like a wild boar waiting to be slaughtered.
Standing beside him with a pale face and tears in his eyes wide open was Xiao Qi, who had never seen his old lady go berserk.
The sister-in-law, mother and son stood aside indifferently.
Sitting on the stool panting, the red face is the aunt who obviously came to collect debts.
"God damn boy! I was your aunt who ran to my house in the middle of the night to throw that kind of thing! If it weren't for you, what would have happened in our house?! You returned my son! Everyone said it belonged to my son Now you are scared, you will become a girl! Sister, you just beat him to death, I have never seen such a vicious boy, he killed my family..." Guo Yang seemed to grow old overnight Many, with gray hair, crying heartbroken, and Gu Wen whose eyes were vicious and beaten, it seemed that if Gu Wen was killed, the child born in his family would become a boy.
The third child who was beaten kept biting his lip and did not speak, unlike the fifth child who had not been beaten, even though his lower lip was bitten off, he never snorted.
Gu Yang's dark and round face also had an expression of distress or anger, and he hit him a few more times, his hands were sore, and he couldn't apologize, so he said, "Gu Wen, what do you mean?" Don't say it? Why do you want to run to play tricks on your aunt?! Don't you know that there is a heavy body in the family?!"
The third child still didn't speak, so Gu Yangshi asked the fifth child who was tied up while taking a rest. Gu Yangshi didn't fight the fifth child, because in her opinion, the fifth child was just a little thing with no idea. It was still on the youngest who was making plans.
As the eldest child in the family, the third child should lead by example. Now that she almost killed two people, how can she not make her flustered and impatient?
But if you ask from the left, the third child doesn't say anything, and if you ask from the right, the fifth child only knows how to beg for mercy, and doesn't say why he went to play a prank.
The girl sitting on the chair behind was still fanning the flames. Even if Gu Yang wanted to find a step to go down, no one handed the ladder, so he had to raise the stick in his hand again...
"Mom! No more!" Gu Baozhen rushed over, hugged his always good-tempered old lady, then hugged the third brother, and said, "The third brother already knew that he was wrong, and my aunt's family has a boy and a girl. It's doomed, why did you lose a few of them just because of one fall?!" Be scientific!Don't be superstitious!
As soon as these words came out, the whole family was shocked.
A milk doll carved in powder and jade, opened its mouth a few times, shut up the fuck, Gu Yangshi, who was already hard-hearted, couldn't laugh or cry, and asked Jiao'er: "Do you know what you are talking about?"
Of course Gu Baozhen knew that he was still sleeping in the bed, and he was woken up by the howling of the fifth brother's pig. We all know.
"Auntie, go home quickly. My third brother has already been punished. Are you really going to kill him? There is no dead person in your family. Everyone says that a life pays for a life. You want to kill my third brother. Whose life will your family take to compensate me?!" After Gu Baozhen finished speaking, his eyes blurred, and before he noticed, he was wrapped in the arms of the blood-stained third brother and held him in his arms.
"Shut up! How can you speak here!?" Guo Yangshi raised his eyebrows, his eyes widened, and he was about to tear Gu Baoyu's mouth, but his nails caught Gu Wen's face.
Seeing that her younger sister was crazy, Gu Yangshi even dared to touch Xiaoqi, the stick in her hand fell to the ground in an instant, grabbed her sister, and said, "What do you want to do?! Fuzi, that's enough, I'll do it too!" Hit it, go back, don't tell everyone that my third son made you lose your son."
Guo Yang looked at her sister in disbelief, and wanted to say something, but saw the bloody "murderer" Gu Wen staring at him with terrifying eyes, so she didn't dare to say anything, with a wicked look on her face. After taking a sip, he slipped out of the courtyard of the old Gu's house and left in a hurry.
After that, Gu Baozhen saw his old lady sighed heavily, helped the third brother up, and let the fifth child who had been crying stupidly, the third child who couldn't move his back, go to rest in the main room where he slept, and brought clean water from the kitchen to the third child. After wiping off the blood, I smeared it all over with precious medicated oil.
Gu Baozhen pawed at the door with lingering fear, wanting to see more, but was dragged away by the fourth brother, and took advantage of the opportunity to close the door of the main room, leaving time for the mother and son in the room.
Gu Baozhen was very worried, always afraid that his mother would hit the third brother again, but the fourth brother hugged him and pulled the fifth brother to open the cricket cage under the big locust tree, saying, "Don't worry if you don't."
Little Gu Baozhen seemed to have forgotten how quickly he talked with the fourth brother yesterday, and the fourth brother Gu Yuean didn't mention it, saying: "Mother doesn't know the third brother yet? Hitting him is to make him remember, don't act recklessly."
"..." That was too hard.
"If you don't fight hard, I guess the third brother won't remember it. He always feels that he is omnipotent. Whatever he does is right. Even if he is wrong, it is out of good intentions. He is a hero and never considers the consequences."
Gu Baozhen squatted beside the fourth and fifth brothers, glanced at the fifth brother who had always been the most protective of the third brother, and said, "Fifth brother, why don't you quarrel with the fourth brother? The fourth brother speaks ill of the third brother."
With his red eyes swollen, the fifth stared at Xiao Qi resentfully...
The fourth brother explained: "Your fifth brother is a pig. Before killing him, he made his voice hoarse. Now he can't fart. He wants to fight me with crickets."
Gu Baozhen laughed again immediately, and said, "Fourth brother, you and fifth brother are indeed twins, you know what he thinks."
The fourth child glanced at Xiao Qi's crying and smiling face, thinking that it was indeed a child with a lot of forgetfulness, so he stretched out his hand to help Xiao Qi wipe away the tears on his face, and said lightly: "I don't know, but he only has one brain A simple thing with well-developed limbs, with expressions of joy and anger, and you can know what he wants to do if you observe carefully."
The despised fifth brother was scrutinized by fourth and seventh like a monkey. The corner of his mouth twitched, but because the third brother was still lying in the room, he was in no mood to argue with Gu Yuan.
Gu Baozhen carefully observed the fifth brother. Compared with the fourth brother, his fifth brother seemed to be stronger.
Although my mother likes to wear exactly the same clothes for the fourth brother and the fifth brother, the fourth brother's clothes are always neater, and it is a waste to wear new clothes for the fifth brother. The first day I wear them out, the same day I come back and they will be in tatters.
The fourth brother's eyes have an indescribable wisdom and depth, and the fifth brother... has thick eyebrows and big eyes, but he always feels silly.
The fourth brother seldom smiles, while the fifth brother laughs foolishly for a long time, so that the fifth brother gives Gu Baozhen the feeling of a comedian, standing there still is just a joke.
Seeing Xiao Qi looking at himself, and then at the fourth child, turning his little head around, his eyes imprinted with an indescribably beautiful scene like expensive colored glass beads, Gu Yanan, the fifth child, immediately made a grimace at Xiao Qi, The eyes are cross-eyed, and the tongue sticks out to lick the tip of the nose, which makes Xiao Qi smile, so cute.
"Xiaoqi, can you see what your fifth brother is thinking now?" Gu Yu'an, the fourth child, squatted under the shade of a tree, put his right elbow on his lap, propped his cheek with one hand, and casually moved the entire old Gu family's body. The atmosphere was adjusted back to the tranquility of the past.
Gu Baozhen shook his head, looked at his fourth brother adoringly: "I don't know."
Gu Yu'an, the fourth child, looked at the sky: "He wants to relieve himself."
This time even the fifth child looked at the fourth child in shock.
"Go, there's nothing to be surprised about. You have to go to the bathroom in pain every day at this time, and then come back and tell third brother that you have pulled a lot of blood."
Gu Baozhen was shocked, wait a minute, fifth brother, is this hemorrhoids or intestinal problems? !Why are you acting like it's normal? !They're all bleeding!
Brother Wu, you are only 13 years old!Bleeding at the age of 13, do you want to get anal fistula in the future? !
"Fifth Brother, are you alright? Why don't you show me?" Gu Baozhen said in distress.
The author has something to say: every word that the fourth brother said actually has a deep meaning, but Gu Baojin's child still doesn't quite understand it, so he couldn't think of it.
In the absence of the elders, the sister-in-law who abides by etiquette will never leave the room at all. Even for lunch, she asks her son Zhitong to bring it into the room for her, and then asks Zhitong to send it out after eating.
The time of Zhitong children is always very precious. They get up to read and do their homework before dawn every day, so they can relax a little while eating lunch.
It's a pity that my uncle wasn't there when we had lunch.
When the child Zhitong put his mother and his own bowls into the kitchen, he looked around with his dark eyes, and instead of going back to the house quickly, he stood in the kitchen dawdly, looking at the fourth uncle who was washing the dishes, hesitating to speak. .
Gu Yuan, the fourth child who was squatting in the kitchen and cooking bowls in a big iron pot, knew what he wanted to ask without even looking at the big and small nephew, and said, "Qiqi is still sleeping, you can call Wake him up."
The little girl Zhitong squeezed her sleeves, shook her head and said, "No, my uncle may have been tired yesterday, so I'll go back to my room to study." After saying that, he saluted Gu Yu'an, turned around and left.
The fourth child who was washing the dishes glanced at Zhitong's back, his eyes were calm, and he continued to wash the dishes hard with his lowered eyes. When everything in the kitchen was cleaned up, he saw a figure flashing by in the yard, and he didn't panic. He hurriedly wiped his hands and went out to stop the man, saying, "Lao Six."
Carrying his own small pannier and preparing to go out to study with the old miracle doctor, the too short Lao Liu paused, turned around, looked at the fourth brother who was strolling, and shouted in a very low voice: "Fourth brother..."
"Yeah." The fourth child put his hand on the head of the sixth child, looked ahead, and said calmly, "Come out, I have something to say to you."
Lao Liu, who had always had no sense of presence at home with a backpack on his back, all of a sudden his skinny face was tense, he pinched the rope of the backpack with both hands, and followed the fourth brother out with some fear, as if he had made a mistake , the head almost hangs to the chest.
These two brothers who had little communication walked towards the city along the dirt road in front of their house. Usually, the sixth brother Gu Pingan walked alone. Today, there is an extra brother. He looks a little at a loss, and from time to time From the corner of his eye, he glanced at the fourth brother with an unspeakable temperament, his appearance was a bit wretched.
Gu Yu'an, the fourth child, kicked away a stone. The stone flew into the field and disappeared. He seemed to be very relaxed and escorted the sixth child to study. At the gate of Liangcheng, he didn't say a word.
Just as the sixth child was full of question marks, he said goodbye to the fourth brother and was about to go to the city to find a master, but he was suddenly stopped by the fourth brother.
When he turned around, he saw the shadow of the fourth brother against the light falling on his side, and the morning sun coated the fourth brother's body with a layer of gold, so that he couldn't see the expression of the fourth brother clearly: "Lao Liu, come back early today, say Maybe my mother will be busy at my aunt's house, so you come back to help clean up the dishes and go to bed early at night, I see you fell asleep very late last night."
Gu Ping'an nodded with a lot of emotion, and when he saw the fourth brother leave with his own eyes, he breathed a sigh of relief, patted his chest lightly, and went to the city to find his master.
The two brothers here had just separated, and the fourth brother went to the field together without waiting for Xiao Qi to wake up, and went straight to the field by himself to pull out some malnourished, unsatisfactory upland rice and headed home.
Far away, before returning home, he could hear noises coming from the yard. It seemed that someone was crying, and someone was scolding vigorously!The fourth child frowned, grabbed a few stalks of rice in his hand, and rushed into the house. As soon as he stepped into the yard, he saw that there was a terrible battle in the yard!
The third elder brother, Gu Wen, was bare upper body and his back was covered in blood from being beaten with a stick by his old mother. It was his fifth younger brother who was kneeling and tied up and crying like a wild boar waiting to be slaughtered.
Standing beside him with a pale face and tears in his eyes wide open was Xiao Qi, who had never seen his old lady go berserk.
The sister-in-law, mother and son stood aside indifferently.
Sitting on the stool panting, the red face is the aunt who obviously came to collect debts.
"God damn boy! I was your aunt who ran to my house in the middle of the night to throw that kind of thing! If it weren't for you, what would have happened in our house?! You returned my son! Everyone said it belonged to my son Now you are scared, you will become a girl! Sister, you just beat him to death, I have never seen such a vicious boy, he killed my family..." Guo Yang seemed to grow old overnight Many, with gray hair, crying heartbroken, and Gu Wen whose eyes were vicious and beaten, it seemed that if Gu Wen was killed, the child born in his family would become a boy.
The third child who was beaten kept biting his lip and did not speak, unlike the fifth child who had not been beaten, even though his lower lip was bitten off, he never snorted.
Gu Yang's dark and round face also had an expression of distress or anger, and he hit him a few more times, his hands were sore, and he couldn't apologize, so he said, "Gu Wen, what do you mean?" Don't say it? Why do you want to run to play tricks on your aunt?! Don't you know that there is a heavy body in the family?!"
The third child still didn't speak, so Gu Yangshi asked the fifth child who was tied up while taking a rest. Gu Yangshi didn't fight the fifth child, because in her opinion, the fifth child was just a little thing with no idea. It was still on the youngest who was making plans.
As the eldest child in the family, the third child should lead by example. Now that she almost killed two people, how can she not make her flustered and impatient?
But if you ask from the left, the third child doesn't say anything, and if you ask from the right, the fifth child only knows how to beg for mercy, and doesn't say why he went to play a prank.
The girl sitting on the chair behind was still fanning the flames. Even if Gu Yang wanted to find a step to go down, no one handed the ladder, so he had to raise the stick in his hand again...
"Mom! No more!" Gu Baozhen rushed over, hugged his always good-tempered old lady, then hugged the third brother, and said, "The third brother already knew that he was wrong, and my aunt's family has a boy and a girl. It's doomed, why did you lose a few of them just because of one fall?!" Be scientific!Don't be superstitious!
As soon as these words came out, the whole family was shocked.
A milk doll carved in powder and jade, opened its mouth a few times, shut up the fuck, Gu Yangshi, who was already hard-hearted, couldn't laugh or cry, and asked Jiao'er: "Do you know what you are talking about?"
Of course Gu Baozhen knew that he was still sleeping in the bed, and he was woken up by the howling of the fifth brother's pig. We all know.
"Auntie, go home quickly. My third brother has already been punished. Are you really going to kill him? There is no dead person in your family. Everyone says that a life pays for a life. You want to kill my third brother. Whose life will your family take to compensate me?!" After Gu Baozhen finished speaking, his eyes blurred, and before he noticed, he was wrapped in the arms of the blood-stained third brother and held him in his arms.
"Shut up! How can you speak here!?" Guo Yangshi raised his eyebrows, his eyes widened, and he was about to tear Gu Baoyu's mouth, but his nails caught Gu Wen's face.
Seeing that her younger sister was crazy, Gu Yangshi even dared to touch Xiaoqi, the stick in her hand fell to the ground in an instant, grabbed her sister, and said, "What do you want to do?! Fuzi, that's enough, I'll do it too!" Hit it, go back, don't tell everyone that my third son made you lose your son."
Guo Yang looked at her sister in disbelief, and wanted to say something, but saw the bloody "murderer" Gu Wen staring at him with terrifying eyes, so she didn't dare to say anything, with a wicked look on her face. After taking a sip, he slipped out of the courtyard of the old Gu's house and left in a hurry.
After that, Gu Baozhen saw his old lady sighed heavily, helped the third brother up, and let the fifth child who had been crying stupidly, the third child who couldn't move his back, go to rest in the main room where he slept, and brought clean water from the kitchen to the third child. After wiping off the blood, I smeared it all over with precious medicated oil.
Gu Baozhen pawed at the door with lingering fear, wanting to see more, but was dragged away by the fourth brother, and took advantage of the opportunity to close the door of the main room, leaving time for the mother and son in the room.
Gu Baozhen was very worried, always afraid that his mother would hit the third brother again, but the fourth brother hugged him and pulled the fifth brother to open the cricket cage under the big locust tree, saying, "Don't worry if you don't."
Little Gu Baozhen seemed to have forgotten how quickly he talked with the fourth brother yesterday, and the fourth brother Gu Yuean didn't mention it, saying: "Mother doesn't know the third brother yet? Hitting him is to make him remember, don't act recklessly."
"..." That was too hard.
"If you don't fight hard, I guess the third brother won't remember it. He always feels that he is omnipotent. Whatever he does is right. Even if he is wrong, it is out of good intentions. He is a hero and never considers the consequences."
Gu Baozhen squatted beside the fourth and fifth brothers, glanced at the fifth brother who had always been the most protective of the third brother, and said, "Fifth brother, why don't you quarrel with the fourth brother? The fourth brother speaks ill of the third brother."
With his red eyes swollen, the fifth stared at Xiao Qi resentfully...
The fourth brother explained: "Your fifth brother is a pig. Before killing him, he made his voice hoarse. Now he can't fart. He wants to fight me with crickets."
Gu Baozhen laughed again immediately, and said, "Fourth brother, you and fifth brother are indeed twins, you know what he thinks."
The fourth child glanced at Xiao Qi's crying and smiling face, thinking that it was indeed a child with a lot of forgetfulness, so he stretched out his hand to help Xiao Qi wipe away the tears on his face, and said lightly: "I don't know, but he only has one brain A simple thing with well-developed limbs, with expressions of joy and anger, and you can know what he wants to do if you observe carefully."
The despised fifth brother was scrutinized by fourth and seventh like a monkey. The corner of his mouth twitched, but because the third brother was still lying in the room, he was in no mood to argue with Gu Yuan.
Gu Baozhen carefully observed the fifth brother. Compared with the fourth brother, his fifth brother seemed to be stronger.
Although my mother likes to wear exactly the same clothes for the fourth brother and the fifth brother, the fourth brother's clothes are always neater, and it is a waste to wear new clothes for the fifth brother. The first day I wear them out, the same day I come back and they will be in tatters.
The fourth brother's eyes have an indescribable wisdom and depth, and the fifth brother... has thick eyebrows and big eyes, but he always feels silly.
The fourth brother seldom smiles, while the fifth brother laughs foolishly for a long time, so that the fifth brother gives Gu Baozhen the feeling of a comedian, standing there still is just a joke.
Seeing Xiao Qi looking at himself, and then at the fourth child, turning his little head around, his eyes imprinted with an indescribably beautiful scene like expensive colored glass beads, Gu Yanan, the fifth child, immediately made a grimace at Xiao Qi, The eyes are cross-eyed, and the tongue sticks out to lick the tip of the nose, which makes Xiao Qi smile, so cute.
"Xiaoqi, can you see what your fifth brother is thinking now?" Gu Yu'an, the fourth child, squatted under the shade of a tree, put his right elbow on his lap, propped his cheek with one hand, and casually moved the entire old Gu family's body. The atmosphere was adjusted back to the tranquility of the past.
Gu Baozhen shook his head, looked at his fourth brother adoringly: "I don't know."
Gu Yu'an, the fourth child, looked at the sky: "He wants to relieve himself."
This time even the fifth child looked at the fourth child in shock.
"Go, there's nothing to be surprised about. You have to go to the bathroom in pain every day at this time, and then come back and tell third brother that you have pulled a lot of blood."
Gu Baozhen was shocked, wait a minute, fifth brother, is this hemorrhoids or intestinal problems? !Why are you acting like it's normal? !They're all bleeding!
Brother Wu, you are only 13 years old!Bleeding at the age of 13, do you want to get anal fistula in the future? !
"Fifth Brother, are you alright? Why don't you show me?" Gu Baozhen said in distress.
The author has something to say: every word that the fourth brother said actually has a deep meaning, but Gu Baojin's child still doesn't quite understand it, so he couldn't think of it.
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