I was the heir in ancient times
Chapter 60 Pretentious┃2 yuan 1 degree equation!
Gu Baozhen, who didn't sleep well all night, was ready to go to school with the little cloth bag prepared by his mother on his back.
When he came out of the No. [-] Institute, he was still lying on the back of little brother Bo, resting his head on his back, dozing off with his eyes closed.
The elder brothers from the first and second institutes met two children in the long and narrow square. The third child hung a shoulder bag around his neck, dropped it behind his buttocks, walked over with downcast eyes and hit a certain little pig hard. He shook his head and said, "What did you do last night? Huh?"
Gu Xiaoqi let out an 'Oops', hugged his head aggrievedly, and said, "I had a nightmare all night."
The third child of the Gu family immediately raised his eyebrows and grinned: "I think you are just making excuses, you must not want to study."
"How can there be?" Gu Xiaoqi pouted and looked at the third brother angrily, thinking that he is not the same as yesterday, and he can be said to have the peak IQ of the college entrance examination back then!
It's strange to say that Gu Xiaoqi didn't understand it himself, it seemed that he had been dreaming all night after listening to Bo Yanliang's words last night. All the books are clearly presented in my mind.
Every page is the same as I turned it at that time, as if I returned to that moment in my dream. Of course, I also revisited all the test papers and all the indescribable male and female comics.
Damn it, if I knew I would come to ancient times, I shouldn't be obsessed with comics when I was in school. It would be great to read more encyclopedias!
Gu Xiaoqi sighed, but soon satisfied, was dragged by the third brother to walk in the front, yawned, and went to the front hall to have breakfast with his brothers.
Yesterday, there were no people in the No. [-] South Institute. Today, there are four young eunuchs and an old eunuch. The old eunuch is kind-hearted, with thick incense on his body, white and spotted, and walks quietly. He directs the young eunuchs to serve dishes and tea. And four maids are waiting on the side.
During the meal, the third brother swallowed a large bowl of porridge in two or three mouthfuls, then casually wiped his mouth with the handkerchief placed at hand, and sighed: "I didn't expect that, I am seventeen, I'm nineteen years old, but I still have to study with you kids."
Gu Xiaoqi immediately laughed and said: "That's because you haven't got married, third brother. You see, second brother won't be with us. We're about to have a second sister-in-law."
The third child put the ankle of his right leg on his left leg, shaking non-stop, pinched the face of Xiao Qi who was eating slowly, and said: "You seven dogs also know that the second brother is getting married ?”
Gu Xiaoqi suspected that the third brother regarded himself as mentally retarded: "Nonsense!"
"Then do you know what you need to do to get married?" Gu Laosan suddenly hooked the corner of his mouth, his trademark evil smile hung on his face.
Gu Xiaoqi was almost choked to death by these words, he forced himself to be calm, pretended to be innocent and said, "Just... just worship and marry, send them to the bridal chamber, I saw it in Daoliang City."
Gu Laosan tilted his head, and rubbed Gu Xiaoqi's head as someone who came here: "Hey, you are still too young. When you are thirteen or fourteen, third brother will tell you the truth."
Gu Xiaoqi ate silently, but suddenly thought that the fourth brother and the fifth brother would be 13 years old this year. I heard that the children of rich families will be sent by the elders at this age to teach two girls. If he is liked by a rich boy, he will stay in the house as a concubine, if he doesn't like it, he will become an ordinary maid.
He can't care about the words of the fifth brother, but if the fourth brother also has a concubine, Gu Xiaoqi feels sad for a while just thinking that the fourth brother has someone closer to him, and looks at the fourth brother, as if In a second, it will be the same as the fourth brother drifting away.
Inexplicably, Gu Yu'an, who was glanced at by the little guy, raised his eyelids, thinking that Xiao Qi wanted to eat two rock candies from his plate, so he took the small plate and placed it in front of Gu Xiao Qi.
"I just lost a tooth, and my mother told me to eat less sugar." Gu Xiaoqi said.
The fourth child supported his cheek with the back of his hand, and said lightly: "You are sure you don't want it, if you don't want it, then give it to Bo Xiaolang."
Gu Xiaoqi snorted, it wasn't unusual, but when Bo Yanliang really picked up the rock sugar in the small plate under the signal of the fourth prince, Gu Xiaoqi's nose was sour, and tears dripped from his big eyes rashly, smashing it on the ground. In the bowl of the meal.
When Gu Xiaoqi came to his senses, he quickly wiped his eyes with the back of his hand, but the eyelashes were still wet and stuck together, curled up in clusters.
Gu Lao Wu, who didn't know what happened at all, burped super loudly and for a long time at this time, seeing the children at home who were so stupid that they were so cute that they even shed tears, he smiled and said, "Gu Qigou, I haven't seen my mother for a day. , is it possible that you miss your mother?"
Gu Xiaoqi was annoyed at his own stinginess, when he heard Fifth Brother say this, he quickly climbed down the ladder and said, "Well, it's my mother who washes my face every morning, and even hugs me."
The fifth child snorted, wiped his mouth readily, stood up and walked over, hugged the little seven dog from behind, and said: "From now on, we will give you a hug every day, and when you are seven or eighty, I will also give you a hug for the fifth brother." How about you wash your face?"
Gu Xiaoqi burst out laughing and said, "Okay!"
This time, Gu Laosan knocked on both heads with one hand, knocking the brainless fifth and the coquettish little seven so that they hugged their heads.
"Third brother?!" Lao Wu touched the place where he was knocked with a smile, and said with a smile, "What are you doing?"
The third child said: "You have to wipe his face when you are still seventy or eighty years old. I think you might as well hold the urinal for him."
The others who were eating silently put down their bowls.
The fifth child laughed and said, "Oh, third brother, why are you so serious? Xiao Qi is only five years old and has just lost his teeth. When he replaces all his teeth, he will no longer remember what we said."
"Can you stop talking about things that people can't eat when eating?" The fourth child of the Gu family sighed and joined the conversation.
The fifth child raised his eyebrows: "I want you to take care of it!"
For a while, there was only the sound of bowls and chopsticks colliding and porridge drinking in the hall, and the Gu family brothers' usual quarreling voices rang out.
Hearing these familiar voices, Gu Xiaoqi was immediately in a good mood. They drank the porridge in two mouthfuls, then picked up the rock sugar given by the fourth brother and put it in his mouth, and handed the other to Bo Yanliang, saying: "Let's go to school, let them Let’s have a fight here haha.”
Bo Yanliang saw Qi Gouer crying and laughing, with a piece of rock sugar stuffed in his mouth, and ran out with him. They deliberately detoured to the magnolia tree, and looked at the buried baby Gu Xiaoqi. They waited under the magnolia tree for the sixth prince who came to see Tudou by chance, and then happily went to school together.
On the road, Bo Yanliang wanted to ask the little prince why he was crying several times, but unlike Gu Xiaoqi, he could say a lot of words directly, so he swallowed them back from his throat, thinking, maybe even more detailed Observation, observation, can be self-evident.
It's not far from Nansan Institute to Shangshufang, Gu Xiaoqi doesn't know the way, neither does Gu Pingan, neither does Bo Yanliang, and when the three of them left, they even forgot to let the little eunuch lead the way, just going around like this , I arrived at the upper study room a quarter and a half late.
At that time, Liu Wuchen, who had strict requirements on punctuality, was walking around the hall with his pointer behind his back. Gu Xiaoqi's third, fourth and fifth brothers sat at a separate table early, with a paper in front of them. It looks like it's about to take an exam.
The three of them stood outside the door, Taifu Liu turned his head slowly, his eyes were frowning and serious, as if he knew that they would be late, as he walked in front of Gu Xiaoqi, Bo Yanliang and others, he was cold Said loudly: "Do you know that you are late?"
Just by looking at the pointer made of bamboo in Taifu Liu's hand, Gu Xiaoqi knew why sister-in-law liked physical punishment so much, it was passed down in one line!
But what Gu Xiaoqi also knew was that they were late, so he didn't have to say: "I know."
"You missed the teacher's opening speech and half a quarter of an hour of the exam time. Since you are the first offender, you will not be punished as a teacher. Now go in and do the papers. There is still a quarter of an hour to collect the papers. I don't care. I will delay the closing time for you, after all, the time is wasted by yourselves."
Liu Taifu's eyes were cold, he stepped aside a little bit, and let Gu Xiaoqi and the others go in.
Sitting in the first row, Gu Xiaoqi always felt that this Taifu Liu was so arrogant that he was uncomfortable, and his sister-in-law was still restrained. This Taifu Liu obviously felt that even if they took the exam, they would not be able to pass the exam, so he did not extend the time. , without giving them a chance to explain.
It stands to reason that they are princes, does this old bastard know what a prince is?Or is it that scholars from aristocratic families all look like this ghost?Look down on them from the countryside?
Gu Xiaoqi stared at Liu Taifu, and Liu Taifu directly tapped Gu Xiaoqi's table twice with the pointer, the sound of the bamboo whip piercing the air was like fanning Gu Baozhen's face, In an instant, Gu Baozhen's eyes changed.
He gritted his teeth and lowered his eyes. He didn't know how to vent his frustration, but he saw that the questions on the paper were all dictation of Analects, Doctrine of the Mean, etc.!
As Bo Yanliang said, at their level, they probably only taught the Analects of Confucius. Taifu Liu mixed the mean in the test papers, probably deliberately making things difficult, and mixing the mean was not enough. , it is actually the problem of the chicken and the rabbit in the same cage:
Today there are pheasant rabbits in the same cage, with 35 heads on the top and 94 feet on the bottom. How many are the pheasant rabbits?
——I rely on it! ! !
Gu Xiaoqi was trembling with excitement: a quadratic equation!Mother, it's time for Xiao Qi to pretend to be a force!
The author has something to say: Taifu Liu: Hehe, the questions I asked were really too difficult, the little prince was trembling with fear!
Hahahahaha~
The last math problem is the classic problem of the ancient "Sun Tzu's Algorithm"~ I believe everyone has seen it, how about helping Xiaoqi to do the math? 23333 See if you have returned your math to the teacher?
When he came out of the No. [-] Institute, he was still lying on the back of little brother Bo, resting his head on his back, dozing off with his eyes closed.
The elder brothers from the first and second institutes met two children in the long and narrow square. The third child hung a shoulder bag around his neck, dropped it behind his buttocks, walked over with downcast eyes and hit a certain little pig hard. He shook his head and said, "What did you do last night? Huh?"
Gu Xiaoqi let out an 'Oops', hugged his head aggrievedly, and said, "I had a nightmare all night."
The third child of the Gu family immediately raised his eyebrows and grinned: "I think you are just making excuses, you must not want to study."
"How can there be?" Gu Xiaoqi pouted and looked at the third brother angrily, thinking that he is not the same as yesterday, and he can be said to have the peak IQ of the college entrance examination back then!
It's strange to say that Gu Xiaoqi didn't understand it himself, it seemed that he had been dreaming all night after listening to Bo Yanliang's words last night. All the books are clearly presented in my mind.
Every page is the same as I turned it at that time, as if I returned to that moment in my dream. Of course, I also revisited all the test papers and all the indescribable male and female comics.
Damn it, if I knew I would come to ancient times, I shouldn't be obsessed with comics when I was in school. It would be great to read more encyclopedias!
Gu Xiaoqi sighed, but soon satisfied, was dragged by the third brother to walk in the front, yawned, and went to the front hall to have breakfast with his brothers.
Yesterday, there were no people in the No. [-] South Institute. Today, there are four young eunuchs and an old eunuch. The old eunuch is kind-hearted, with thick incense on his body, white and spotted, and walks quietly. He directs the young eunuchs to serve dishes and tea. And four maids are waiting on the side.
During the meal, the third brother swallowed a large bowl of porridge in two or three mouthfuls, then casually wiped his mouth with the handkerchief placed at hand, and sighed: "I didn't expect that, I am seventeen, I'm nineteen years old, but I still have to study with you kids."
Gu Xiaoqi immediately laughed and said: "That's because you haven't got married, third brother. You see, second brother won't be with us. We're about to have a second sister-in-law."
The third child put the ankle of his right leg on his left leg, shaking non-stop, pinched the face of Xiao Qi who was eating slowly, and said: "You seven dogs also know that the second brother is getting married ?”
Gu Xiaoqi suspected that the third brother regarded himself as mentally retarded: "Nonsense!"
"Then do you know what you need to do to get married?" Gu Laosan suddenly hooked the corner of his mouth, his trademark evil smile hung on his face.
Gu Xiaoqi was almost choked to death by these words, he forced himself to be calm, pretended to be innocent and said, "Just... just worship and marry, send them to the bridal chamber, I saw it in Daoliang City."
Gu Laosan tilted his head, and rubbed Gu Xiaoqi's head as someone who came here: "Hey, you are still too young. When you are thirteen or fourteen, third brother will tell you the truth."
Gu Xiaoqi ate silently, but suddenly thought that the fourth brother and the fifth brother would be 13 years old this year. I heard that the children of rich families will be sent by the elders at this age to teach two girls. If he is liked by a rich boy, he will stay in the house as a concubine, if he doesn't like it, he will become an ordinary maid.
He can't care about the words of the fifth brother, but if the fourth brother also has a concubine, Gu Xiaoqi feels sad for a while just thinking that the fourth brother has someone closer to him, and looks at the fourth brother, as if In a second, it will be the same as the fourth brother drifting away.
Inexplicably, Gu Yu'an, who was glanced at by the little guy, raised his eyelids, thinking that Xiao Qi wanted to eat two rock candies from his plate, so he took the small plate and placed it in front of Gu Xiao Qi.
"I just lost a tooth, and my mother told me to eat less sugar." Gu Xiaoqi said.
The fourth child supported his cheek with the back of his hand, and said lightly: "You are sure you don't want it, if you don't want it, then give it to Bo Xiaolang."
Gu Xiaoqi snorted, it wasn't unusual, but when Bo Yanliang really picked up the rock sugar in the small plate under the signal of the fourth prince, Gu Xiaoqi's nose was sour, and tears dripped from his big eyes rashly, smashing it on the ground. In the bowl of the meal.
When Gu Xiaoqi came to his senses, he quickly wiped his eyes with the back of his hand, but the eyelashes were still wet and stuck together, curled up in clusters.
Gu Lao Wu, who didn't know what happened at all, burped super loudly and for a long time at this time, seeing the children at home who were so stupid that they were so cute that they even shed tears, he smiled and said, "Gu Qigou, I haven't seen my mother for a day. , is it possible that you miss your mother?"
Gu Xiaoqi was annoyed at his own stinginess, when he heard Fifth Brother say this, he quickly climbed down the ladder and said, "Well, it's my mother who washes my face every morning, and even hugs me."
The fifth child snorted, wiped his mouth readily, stood up and walked over, hugged the little seven dog from behind, and said: "From now on, we will give you a hug every day, and when you are seven or eighty, I will also give you a hug for the fifth brother." How about you wash your face?"
Gu Xiaoqi burst out laughing and said, "Okay!"
This time, Gu Laosan knocked on both heads with one hand, knocking the brainless fifth and the coquettish little seven so that they hugged their heads.
"Third brother?!" Lao Wu touched the place where he was knocked with a smile, and said with a smile, "What are you doing?"
The third child said: "You have to wipe his face when you are still seventy or eighty years old. I think you might as well hold the urinal for him."
The others who were eating silently put down their bowls.
The fifth child laughed and said, "Oh, third brother, why are you so serious? Xiao Qi is only five years old and has just lost his teeth. When he replaces all his teeth, he will no longer remember what we said."
"Can you stop talking about things that people can't eat when eating?" The fourth child of the Gu family sighed and joined the conversation.
The fifth child raised his eyebrows: "I want you to take care of it!"
For a while, there was only the sound of bowls and chopsticks colliding and porridge drinking in the hall, and the Gu family brothers' usual quarreling voices rang out.
Hearing these familiar voices, Gu Xiaoqi was immediately in a good mood. They drank the porridge in two mouthfuls, then picked up the rock sugar given by the fourth brother and put it in his mouth, and handed the other to Bo Yanliang, saying: "Let's go to school, let them Let’s have a fight here haha.”
Bo Yanliang saw Qi Gouer crying and laughing, with a piece of rock sugar stuffed in his mouth, and ran out with him. They deliberately detoured to the magnolia tree, and looked at the buried baby Gu Xiaoqi. They waited under the magnolia tree for the sixth prince who came to see Tudou by chance, and then happily went to school together.
On the road, Bo Yanliang wanted to ask the little prince why he was crying several times, but unlike Gu Xiaoqi, he could say a lot of words directly, so he swallowed them back from his throat, thinking, maybe even more detailed Observation, observation, can be self-evident.
It's not far from Nansan Institute to Shangshufang, Gu Xiaoqi doesn't know the way, neither does Gu Pingan, neither does Bo Yanliang, and when the three of them left, they even forgot to let the little eunuch lead the way, just going around like this , I arrived at the upper study room a quarter and a half late.
At that time, Liu Wuchen, who had strict requirements on punctuality, was walking around the hall with his pointer behind his back. Gu Xiaoqi's third, fourth and fifth brothers sat at a separate table early, with a paper in front of them. It looks like it's about to take an exam.
The three of them stood outside the door, Taifu Liu turned his head slowly, his eyes were frowning and serious, as if he knew that they would be late, as he walked in front of Gu Xiaoqi, Bo Yanliang and others, he was cold Said loudly: "Do you know that you are late?"
Just by looking at the pointer made of bamboo in Taifu Liu's hand, Gu Xiaoqi knew why sister-in-law liked physical punishment so much, it was passed down in one line!
But what Gu Xiaoqi also knew was that they were late, so he didn't have to say: "I know."
"You missed the teacher's opening speech and half a quarter of an hour of the exam time. Since you are the first offender, you will not be punished as a teacher. Now go in and do the papers. There is still a quarter of an hour to collect the papers. I don't care. I will delay the closing time for you, after all, the time is wasted by yourselves."
Liu Taifu's eyes were cold, he stepped aside a little bit, and let Gu Xiaoqi and the others go in.
Sitting in the first row, Gu Xiaoqi always felt that this Taifu Liu was so arrogant that he was uncomfortable, and his sister-in-law was still restrained. This Taifu Liu obviously felt that even if they took the exam, they would not be able to pass the exam, so he did not extend the time. , without giving them a chance to explain.
It stands to reason that they are princes, does this old bastard know what a prince is?Or is it that scholars from aristocratic families all look like this ghost?Look down on them from the countryside?
Gu Xiaoqi stared at Liu Taifu, and Liu Taifu directly tapped Gu Xiaoqi's table twice with the pointer, the sound of the bamboo whip piercing the air was like fanning Gu Baozhen's face, In an instant, Gu Baozhen's eyes changed.
He gritted his teeth and lowered his eyes. He didn't know how to vent his frustration, but he saw that the questions on the paper were all dictation of Analects, Doctrine of the Mean, etc.!
As Bo Yanliang said, at their level, they probably only taught the Analects of Confucius. Taifu Liu mixed the mean in the test papers, probably deliberately making things difficult, and mixing the mean was not enough. , it is actually the problem of the chicken and the rabbit in the same cage:
Today there are pheasant rabbits in the same cage, with 35 heads on the top and 94 feet on the bottom. How many are the pheasant rabbits?
——I rely on it! ! !
Gu Xiaoqi was trembling with excitement: a quadratic equation!Mother, it's time for Xiao Qi to pretend to be a force!
The author has something to say: Taifu Liu: Hehe, the questions I asked were really too difficult, the little prince was trembling with fear!
Hahahahaha~
The last math problem is the classic problem of the ancient "Sun Tzu's Algorithm"~ I believe everyone has seen it, how about helping Xiaoqi to do the math? 23333 See if you have returned your math to the teacher?
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