Hello, boss [quick wear]

It was sunny after the snow, and the warm sunshine was spreading, dispelling the cold that had been coming for days.

The streets of Qingshan Town have regained their former popularity.Pancakes are sold, pancakes are sold, candied haws are sold, people come and go, and the voices of hawking and shouting come and go, it is really lively.

But at this moment, a young man with a white face and thin face caught everyone's attention.I saw that he was wearing a scarf and sackcloth. He was clearly in a down-and-out attire, but he couldn't hide the heroic spirit between his brows.

However, the focus of everyone's attention was not his appearance, but the object pulled behind him - a broken wooden coffin resting on a small cart.

"Oh, sorry to see you, the old man must have gone again."

"This child looks young, and he will have a long life in the future. I'm afraid he will suffer."

"Brother Wang, there is no need to be sad. Life, old age, sickness and death are determined by God. No matter who it is, there will be such a day sooner or later..."

Everyone talked to each other, from the short life to the discussion on how much a catty of cabbage is today.

The young man's face was gloomy, and he pulled the car with his head sullen, but he thought silently: It's so fucking heavy!If I had known earlier, it would be better to use a carriage!

Last night, he scattered the prepared cartilage on the arrow, and when the bow and arrow was shot, the venom evaporated in the air, and it was hard for Qin Li to get hit.

To be honest, it's not that he didn't want to kill him directly.It's just that the master repeatedly emphasized that we must catch those who are alive.However, if they are caught, how to transport a living person out of town in a grand manner is another problem.

Unfortunately, it happened that the town was quite uneasy these two days, so the inspection of people coming and going was stricter than before.If you use a carriage, you can see clearly no matter what is inside when you lift the curtain.

So he racked his brains to come up with such an idea, and simply stuffed Qin Li into the coffin to save trouble.

It has been two hours since I walked away without knowing it. Not far ahead is the north exit of the town, and two guards with knives are checking each other there.

The young man lowered his brows and narrowed his eyes, trying to reduce his sense of existence.

The people in front passed one by one smoothly, and it was his turn soon. The young man tried his best not to look so suspicious.

Unexpectedly, it seemed that he was about to hit the door, and a guard suddenly stopped him: "You, wait a minute!"

Well, it's a blessing, not a curse, and it's a disaster that can't be avoided.

"What's your name?"

The boy replied obediently: "Zhou Ming."

"Who are you in this coffin?"

Zhou Ming didn't change his face and his heart skipped a beat: "It's the villain's father who just passed away."

The guard looked at the pale young man in front of him with a sad look on his face, and couldn't help feeling compassionate, "Out of this gate is Qingshan, please bury your father well."

Zhou Ming secretly rejoiced, and quickly nodded in agreement.

As soon as the guard raised his hand, he was about to let him go, but at this juncture, there was a sudden coughing sound from the coffin behind him...

Zhou Ming is a little crazy, fuck your grandma's Qin Li!When can't you wake up, but why do you wake up at this time?

The guard thought he was hallucinating, but the next sound was really real.

"Cough cough..."

Zhou Ming clenched his fists tightly.

Sure enough, the guard yelled, "Wait a minute!"

Zhou Ming had no choice but to stop.

The guard was condescending, his eyes full of suspicion: "Didn't you just say that the coffin is your dead father?"

Zhou Ming: "Yes..."

"Then how do you explain the coughing sound?"

Zhou Ming scratched his head and scratched his head: "Maybe it's... not completely dead?"

Guard: "..."

"Spare the garlic, open the coffin for me!"

A cold light flashed in Zhou Ming's eyes, unmoved.

The guard drew his knife, "Don't force me to do it."

Zhou Ming narrowed his eyes, his murderous aura looming.

The two sides were at a stalemate, and just looked aside, the lid of the coffin moved unknowingly...

One inch, two inches, three inches... Boom, it fell to the ground.

Zhou Ming: "..."

It feels good to see the light of day again.Qin Li sat up slowly and took a big breath of fresh air. Just now, he was really suffocated to death...

The guard glanced at the coffin and at Zhou Ming, and said calmly, "Your father is so young..."

Zhou Ming: "...Thank you for the compliment."

The guard crossed his arms, waiting for a good show: "Tell me, what's going on?"

Zhou Ming blushed and couldn't hold back his reason.

Just when he thought he was going to hang here, there was a hog-killing cry in the distance.A figure rushed forward with lightning speed and hugged him up: "Xiao Ming! Xiao Ming! I've been looking for you so hard!"

Guards and onlookers: "⊙ω⊙"

Zhou Ming: "???"

The visitor was wearing a fiery red long dress, with dark skin, two thick braids on his head, and tears of joy on his face, which was painted with lipstick like blush: "Xiao Ming, I miss you so much!"

The guard elder brother petrified on the spot.

Zhou Ming pushed her away with a look of horror: "You...what the hell are you?"

The man had a hurt expression on his face, and his voice was particularly cadenced: "Husband, why don't you even know me? I'm Cuihua!"

husband!Jun!

Zhou Ming heard the sound of his jaw dropping to the ground.

The elder brother guard obviously didn't come back to his senses out of confusion, and he didn't want to understand what he should do for a long time.

Cuihua glanced around, saw Qin Li in the coffin inadvertently, suddenly got excited, and yelled at Zhou Ming: "Okay! You have no heart! So you are planning to elope with this little boy!"

elopement……

he and I?

Zhou Ming was messed up, and the mess was very thorough...

Cuihua pinched her waist resolutely, with an expression of her ex-wife catching her mistress on the bed, and sprayed like a cannonball, splashing foam on the faces of the onlookers.

Under this kind of serial offensive, the elder guard finally regained his composure.

Looking at Qin Li on the left, and Cuihua on the right, a tragic story of a domineering female bandit robbing a civilian man, an innocent young man who couldn't bear to elope with his old love, was instantly pictured in his mind.

There was a burst of excitement in his heart, as if he had discovered some big news.

It turned out that the young man dressed himself up so embarrassingly because he wanted to escape from the clutches of that tigress...

It turned out that the young man hid the living in the coffin in order to be with his true love...

I blamed him...

From this point of view, even though the genders are not compatible, the guy in the coffin and the guy in front of me are actually a bit compatible...

The elder brother guard actually began to sympathize with Zhou Ming...

In this compartment, Cuihua is fully fired.Spraying a dissatisfaction, he turned the gun to Qin Li again, ran to the coffin in three steps at a time, and shouted loudly: "You shameless little bitch!"

Qin Li: "..."

Our demon leader said that it was the first time in his life that he was pointed at his nose and scolded like this.

And using such a novel vocabulary...

In just a short while, the narrow doorway was filled with smog.The elder brother of the bodyguard finally remembered to stop Cuihua who was still swaying.

Fortunately, Zhou Zhiming's quotient was finally online. Seeing the situation, he hurriedly dragged the coffin and fled.

When Cuihua saw the two walking far away, she became anxious all of a sudden, swearing at the guard head-to-head, and hopping after her.

A farce finally ended dismally amidst the chaos.

******

A quarter of an hour later, outside Qingshan Town, on the dirt road into the mountain.

Zhou Ming stopped in his tracks, with a serious face: "Who are you? Why do you help me?"

And Cuihua, who was still rambunctious just now, also stopped, flicking her two big braids: "I was called by your master to help you."

Hearing this, Zhou Ming chuckled: "Don't lie to me, do you know who my master is?"

Cuihua opened her mouth and answered: "There is a great name in the Jianghu, the elder of the Qingshan School Zhao Ling."

Zhou Ming was stunned.

Cuihua continued: "Your master said, Qin Li is very skilled in martial arts, and I'm afraid you won't be able to handle it, so let me help you."

Zhou Ming was shocked.

Assassination of Qin Li is known to heaven and earth, master knows him, and such a private matter is so openly told, Zhou Ming has already believed it by almost [-]% or [-]%.

However, looking at the dreamy appearance of the person in front of him, he still hesitated: "If you are a disciple of my Qingshan School, why have I never seen you?"

Unexpectedly, Cuihua didn't answer and asked instead: "Who said I was sent by you?"

Zhou Ming wondered: "Then who are you?" It is absolutely impossible for Master to tell such a confidential matter to an outsider.

Cuihua suddenly smiled: "I am your master and his old friend!"

"..."

Ding!Boom!Kuchi!Click!

Zhou Ming's Three Views received a critical hit of 10086 points.

However, the tenacious young man is still dying: "How...how can you prove it?"

Cuihua said shyly, "Your master never wears underwear to sleep!"

Zhou Ming: "..." Ahhhhh!What did I hear... God!Take me now!

Cuihua looked at the young man who was about to lose his mind, and tenderly made up the last knife: "Silly boy, if I guessed correctly, you should call me Mistress."

"Pfft..." Zhou Ming foamed at the mouth and exhausted his last breath: "You guessed wrong..."