There is a pregnant woman at home

With such a big commotion, I was really afraid of waking up Ji Xiaosan who had just fallen asleep.

She is angry about getting up, and when her temper comes up, she always ignores it. I'm really afraid that she can't hold back and throw Xiao Xiao out of the house.

I am really ashamed to say it, this is obviously my territory, how can I become cautious even when I invite friends over in just one day?

Ye Chenger, Ye Chenger, you really look like a master, and you are getting closer to San Niu.

I don't know if I heard that I was burying it in my heart. San Niu, who was lazily basking in the sun in her own house, took as long as a century to turn her head slowly, and stared at me with resentful eyes.

"Hey, Cheng Er, look quickly, San Niu is winking at me."

Xiao Xiao cheered excitedly. I just raised my hand to remind her to keep her voice down, but I retracted my index finger when it touched my lips.

I don't want to be like San Niu, wake up when I wake up, if she has the guts to drive Xiao Xiao away, my aunt will have the guts to kick her out, whoever is afraid, hum!

I picked up the wooden stick I usually used to tease Sanniu, stuck it into the nest, and knocked on its forehead: "Hey, Sanniu, you are a mother, don't discharge yourself when you see everyone, and be careful."

Xiao Xiao smiled "puchi": "Why? According to what you say, women can't chase people backwards?"

"It's not impossible, but it also depends on the person." I sat on the floor on the balcony with my legs crossed, leaning against the tall floor-to-ceiling windows behind me, and replied casually.

"Oh? Then tell me, what kind of object is worth pursuing, and what kind of object is not worth pursuing?"

Xiao Xiao seemed to be suddenly interested in my topic, imitating my appearance and sitting on the ground casually, looking over with bright eyes.

"Want to know?"

Xiao Xiao nodded: "En."

I smiled "hehe", stretched out my hand to deliberately tease her and said, "Poverty Dao's 'magic fortune teller' has always been accurate in its calculations, but the fee is a bit high, 1000 yuan per hexagram, bring it."

Xiao Xiao was stunned for a moment, then raised his hand and slapped my palm, saying solemnly: "Since I was in the lower realm, I have raised my hand to give blessings, and everything will work. The slap just now is worth 1 yuan. Let’s count the ten hexagrams first.”

I smiled: "Dare to ask the fairy, since you came from the heaven, why do you need me, a little Taoist priest, to divination?"

Xiao Xiao replied fluently: "To tell the truth, I have another important task in the next world, which is to crack down on counterfeiting, specifically to deal with stinky Taoist priests like you."

"Haha," I couldn't help but broke my work, I turned my head and couldn't help laughing: "So you are trying to lure me into the bait?"

Xiao Xiao couldn't keep the prudish look on her face anymore, she smiled and reached out to pat my shoulder: "Yes, yes, are you afraid?"

"Afraid, why aren't you afraid? Among the 36 tricks, I am most afraid of beauty tricks."

Xiao Xiao smiled "hee hee" as usual, and purposely approached me and asked, "Why? Can I be considered a beauty?"

"Forget it, why not?"

As I was talking, I stretched out my right hand and traced her face like a pen with my fingertips: "Look at this standard melon-seeded face, willow-leaf eyebrows, double eyelids, big eyes, and this high nose bridge, cherry mouth, tsk tsk, there is such a thing." Who dares to say that she is not a beautiful woman?"

After I finished speaking, I put on a frivolous look, and raised her slender chin with my index finger: "If there is such a beautiful woman who uses beauty tricks on me, I will definitely surrender on the spot!"

There was a smirk on the corner of my mouth, and on a whim, I even gave her a wink.

Xiao Xiao was stunned, and the smile on the corner of his mouth appeared motionless on his face as if it had been frozen.I secretly laughed in my heart: Hehe, even Xiao Xiao was bluffed, it seems that my acting skills are nowhere to be found.

"Cough cough." A low-pitched cough sound came from behind, I withdrew my right hand and turned my head to look, and my heart immediately "thumped": I was really afraid of something, Ji Xiaosan was indeed woken up!

Xiao Xiao followed my gaze and was obviously taken aback when he saw Ji Luojue.

"Cheng Er, do you have guests at home?" She asked blankly.

guest?His aura is much stronger than that of my master!

I got up from the ground, pulled up Xiao Xiao, who was also sitting on the ground, walked up to Ji Luojue, who had an unfathomable face, and smiled coquettishly: "Are you awake? Come, let me introduce you, this is my friend, named Xiao Xiao .”

"Xiao Xiao," I turned to face Xiao Xiao: "This one is mine...uh, little sister-in-law Ji Luojue, she is pregnant, and my brother placed her here to raise her baby."

As long as you don't say it's the mistress, I don't think anyone will guess Ji Luojue's true identity. The term "little sister-in-law" is at best a more intimate name for sister-in-law in the eyes of others.

Sure enough, Xiao Xiao smiled naturally from the corner of his mouth, and stretched out his right hand gracefully: "Hello."

I stood aside, beating the drum nervously in my heart.Of course I'm not worried about Xiao Xiao's performance, what I'm worried about is whether the "moody" Miss Ji will react too aggressively after being disturbed from her dreams.

"Hello." Fortunately, Ji Luojue stretched out her hand to shake Xiao Xiao as much as possible, and even greeted Xiao Xiao kindly with a smile on her face: "Are you Xiao Er's good friend?"

"Yes." Xiao Xiao replied with a smile, and then asked: "Is my sister-in-law just here? I haven't heard Cheng Er mention it."

Ji Luojue is still laughing, although I don't know how to read this smile, and I feel hairy in my heart.

"I just arrived yesterday, and she may not have had time to mention it to you." Ji Luojue pulled Xiao Xiao to sit down in front of the sofa, kindly helped her pour a glass of water and handed it over, and said, "Don't call me sister-in-law, obviously I am old. Quite a lot, let's call you Luo Jue, and I'll call you Xiao Xiao directly, okay?"

"Okay." Xiao Xiao nodded in response.

The scene of the conversation between these two people was unprecedentedly harmonious and beautiful, and I, who was standing by the side stupidly, seemed to be superfluous.

What is this called? Isn't this my home?I'm really starting to doubt it.

"What were you talking about just now? So happy." Ji Luojue asked casually, pulling my mind back from drifting away.

Xiao Xiao smiled embarrassedly "haha": "We are just kidding."

oh?The picture is so ambiguous, and you keep talking about "beauty" and "seduction", is it just a joke?Ji Luojue hummed softly in her heart, but she still had a gentle and smiling expression on her face: "Really? You two have such a good relationship, it's really enviable."

As she spoke, her eyes glanced at me intentionally or unintentionally.

Xiao Xiao has no defense against Ji Luojue, and out of professional inertia, he is very good-tempered and answers every question.

"Hey, we just get along well, but we haven't known each other for long." Xiao Xiao raised his eyes and smiled at me while speaking: "Is it Cheng Er?"

"Yes... yeah..."

The eyes of the two of them looked at me in unison, as if they had discussed it.They were not satisfied with the answer, and I knew it.But, two aunts, how do you want me to answer?

Say no to the truth?It will definitely arouse Xiao Xiao's suspicion.

But why did Ji Luojue feel happy when she answered in a down-to-earth manner?Don't ask why, in short, I can feel that her problem is not as simple as it seems on the surface, and even the smile on her face seems to be hiding a knife.

I was a little puzzled in my heart: you, a nominal sister-in-law, are you worthy of caring so much about my daily life and communication?

"Yes, yes, no, no, what's your answer?"

Ji Luojue put on a stance, and I knew at a glance that she was planning to get to the bottom of it, asking me and Xiao Xiao all the details from beginning to end.

Joke, what obligation do I have to tell you about my private life?

I sneered in my heart, and turned to Xiao Xiao: "You just said what you want to eat tonight? Dumplings, right? Then we have to start preparing from now, otherwise..." I deliberately smiled and glanced at Ji Luojue: "Maybe you will stay with me tonight."

Xiao Xiao was stunned for a moment, and then recalled it with a hearty smile: "Isn't that too exaggerated, making dumplings can still dawdle until midnight?"

"Or, do you just expect me to stay here?" She teased me with a smirk.

Even in front of Ji Luojue, I didn't shy away from it, and turned back with a lewd face and a smile according to my usual habit: "My dear, why do you want to expose such a dirty little idea of ​​others?"

After speaking, he was in a good mood and gave him another wink.It's just winking, who wouldn't?

Ji Luojue's smiling face could no longer hold on, her face was overcast, like the darkness before a storm.

I pretended I didn't see it, walked to the sofa and took Xiao Xiao's hand and pulled her up, and when she turned around, I patted her round buttocks: "Let's go, honey."

Xiao Xiao smiled even more happily, fisted his hands and punched my shoulder without even thinking about it: "You guy, you are getting too much, you are pushing your limits, don't you believe it or not, I will sue you for molestation?"

"Sue." I shamelessly replied, "But before suing, shouldn't I be convicted of this crime?"

"You're not done yet, are you?"

"Of course, how can it be between the two of us..."

The two of us chatted and laughed as we entered the kitchen. When I was about to enter the door, I turned my head and saw that Ji Luojue's eyes seemed to be on fire, and she was staring at me viciously.

What, is it possible that you still can't understand how close I am with others, are you jealous?

That was a big joke.

It is undeniable at this moment, I feel a little dark, how should I put it?It's a bit like the vengeful pleasure when a child is robbed of a toy and tries his best to stumble others on the way home and laugh out loud.

Although, lost toys can never be brought back.

Although, this little prank is really not enough to make up for the pain of losing a toy...

There is really no need to look into it carefully, but whoever stipulates that there must be a reason for doing things, I am happy, can't I?