never eat again

After Li Ergou finished speaking, he turned and went into the kitchen, and then he was busy in the kitchen.

one hour later.

"Is it delicious? Seeing your drooling idiot face, it must be delicious." After eating, Li Ergou lay down next to the glass jar and looked at his little one with two big eyes. Silver Snake said with a sense of accomplishment on his face.

For so many years, he has been cooking and eating by himself, and no one has ever been a guest.He eats, sleeps, and lives all by himself.Although it is a silly-looking snake who is sharing my craftsmanship now, I still feel very happy to see that the saliva of this snake is about to flow out.

"You're a fucking idiot! But the food made by this human is delicious! Sure enough, don't scare him to death, just circle him up and let him cook for me." Shishe looked straight at Li With the bowl in Ergou's hand, he thought silently in his heart.He was completely unaware that he had changed from wanting to scare this human to death to wanting to keep him in captivity.

"Do you know why it's so delicious? Because this is your last supper. Hehe, I'll sell you tomorrow. I can eat it for half a month." Li Ergou looked at the ear-to-ear food The silly snake suddenly decided to tease it. He felt that the snake seemed to understand its own words, and its eyes were round and round, which was very cute.

In fact, if Li Ergou thinks about keeping this snake, he should keep it as a pet. This snake still looks very handsome.And I also like the dishes I cook, and it feels good to have something to listen to myself talking about.

In the evening, after Li Ergou took a shower and tidied himself up, he went to the bedroom to go to sleep, but found that the bed was a mess.

"Didn't I make the bed when I got up at noon? It should be, and it's impossible for someone to come in. After all, I'm an evil star, who would want to die. Hey!" Li Ergou looked at the messy bed, a little surprised and a little bit He muttered to himself depressed.

Li Ergou made up the bed and fell asleep.Falling asleep, he felt as if something was crawling on top of him.The feeling of being cold and cold is quite comfortable.Thinking in a daze, he woke up suddenly, because he felt that something was wrong, just like the snake he locked in the glass tank was crawling on him.

"Ahh! Little silver snake, how did you crawl out?" Li Ergou opened his eyes and found a snake sleeping on his bed through the moonlight, although the snake looked like it was asleep.With his eyes closed, he felt like he was sleeping comfortably.But Li Ergou jumped out of the bed immediately in fright. You must know that although eating the corona snake has many benefits, it will kill you if you are bitten.

Shishe was woken up by Li Ergou's voice and movement. He slowly opened his eyes and looked at Li Ergou who was wearing a pair of boxer shorts and looked at him with a terrified expression, completely confused and didn't know what was wrong.I feel that sleeping is really comfortable, this human body is so warm, why don't I sleep anymore.

"You really are a little prince, can't you sleep in a glass tank? You have to sleep on my bed." Li Ergou looked at the snake face sleeping in a daze on the bed, and suddenly felt that his three views had been refreshed.Aren't snakes cold-blooded?Don't you like who is cold and cool is a glass jar?How could he come to his own bed.

"Are you sure you are a Coral Snake? Not Vigorous? I have caught snakes for so many years and I have never seen a snake that can lift the lid." Li Ergou finally felt that the snake must sleep in his own glass tank Well, if I turned around and overwhelmed him when I fell asleep at night, who would I go to justify if I was bitten by him.But when Li Ergou grabbed Shishe and came to the living room, he saw the lid of the glass jar on the ground and suddenly remembered how the snake lifted it and crawled out, since the lid was so heavy.

Li Ergou slowly put the corona snake back into the glass jar, and seeing the silly snake still sleepy, he began to think that this snake is so cute and cute.

"I also want to sleep with you, but you are so small, if I turn around and crush you, I will die if you bite me. So you should sleep here, or you can buy some cotton for you tomorrow Inside?" Li Ergou looked at this, and felt that the snake would not be confused when it returned to his glass tank, and explained carefully the little snake who seemed to want to crawl out.

Then Li Ergou saw that the snake didn't crawl out, then lay down on the bed and started to sleep again, this time he didn't cover the glass tank lid, he felt that the snake seemed to be able to understand his own words, and he didn't seem to bite himself look.

"So it can't be a snake? Then I'd better turn into a human, so that I won't be afraid of being crushed by you." Shishe silently digested what Li Ergou said just now, and still felt that the bed was comfortable, so he decided to become a human. It looks like going to sleep.

Li Ergou fell asleep at night, and suddenly felt that it was cooler next to him, so he immediately turned to hug this cool object.

In the dream, Li Ergou dreamed that he was basking in the sun in the desert, and felt that he was not well.At this time, a block of ice bigger than others suddenly appeared in front of him, and he immediately ran over to hug the ice block, feeling that his mouth was very dry, he stretched out his tongue and licked the ice block in front of him, and suddenly felt very comfortable. .

And Shishe, who had just turned into a human and lay on the bed, saw Li Ergou immediately turn around and hug him up and down, sticking out his tongue and licking his neck, thinking proudly, as expected, this human being You just lied to me when you said you didn't want to sleep with me.But soon he felt that the whole body being hugged by Li Ergou was hot. Shi She, who had just cultivated to adulthood, looked at the uncomfortable spot between his legs, and hugged Li Ergou back and forth.Then the two people who rubbed against each other fell asleep in such a harmonious way.

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