Quickly wear black and fall in love with white lotus

Originally, I was going to strictly enforce the master's password, but because of the later settings, there was room for change. Now this is considered to be mandatory. Lu Lehan was silent for a while, and started to imitate the master's appearance, picking up chopsticks and trying to pick up the food Put it in your mouth.

If you are so obedient, why does it feel a little weird.

Song Anyu forcibly suppressed the masochistic psychology in his heart and watched the person in front of him carefully put food into his mouth.

Lu Lehan has never eaten food before. This is the first time he knows that the food tastes so delicious. The simulated taste buds on the tip of his tongue made him really feel the delicious food. It turns out that eating is such a happy day One thing, the aroma of the food seemed to stimulate his senses, and he actually felt the hunger in his stomach.

Lu Lehan squinted his eyes, and really wanted to eat a few more bites, both his mouth and stomach were clamoring for food, but no, the home robot was originally designed to be able to try the food so that it could simply eat something, but then Too much is not enough, so that his body cannot dispose of excess food residues.

After reluctantly putting down the chopsticks, his eyes returned to the owner's face, indicating that he had obediently ate it.

Seeing him enjoying himself, Song Anyu showed a gentle smile, and reached out to touch his head as if to appease him, but seeing him suddenly put down his chopsticks, he asked worriedly, "Why, don't you eat, isn't it delicious?"

"Master, I can't eat too much food." Lu Lehan tried to make his words seem sincere. The master doesn't look like someone who doesn't know anything about robots. Why did he make such a mistake? what experiment.

But I don't want to get sick at all, so can I not use him as an experiment?

Song Anyu chuckled, and wiped the corner of his mouth with his index finger: "It's okay, you can eat, I have improved your parts, you can eat, and it will be excreted like a human being. If I speak, I will let you Be a real human being, in every sense of the word."

Two drops of black lines come down from the forehead, why do you have to be entangled with this problem, isn't it good now?

Seeing his blank expression and curious eyes, Song Anyu knew what he was thinking, picked up the chopsticks and gave him a few mouthfuls of food, then changed the subject and said: "Come out, eat more if you like, It’s fine as long as it’s not too tight.”

Lu Lehan squinted his eyes and looked at the food in front of him. The aroma kept lingering in his nose. Can he really eat it?

Seeing his wobbly nose, Song Anyu knew that he couldn't bear it anymore, picked up his own chopsticks, picked up a piece of egg and stuffed it into his mouth, saying, "Eat it, if there's any problem, I'm here."

Lu Lehan doesn't refuse anymore, the taste of the food is simply too good, the feeling of being a human is really good, the master who feeds himself is really good.

While grilling the rice, he showed a silly smile at the host, not even feeling a few grains of rice sticking to his mouth.

Song Anyu saw that he was eating happily, so he picked up his bowl and chopsticks with satisfaction, and of course he didn't miss the look in his eyes expressing love. He only felt that he was already full without eating.

It's just that Lu Lehan has never eaten before, so naturally he doesn't know how much is enough to be full. After eating all the food in the bowl, he looked at the chicken legs on the table with a fox-like nakedness, but there was no order from the master. I dare not reach out.

Song Anyu looked amused and asked, "Do you still want to eat?"

Lu Lehan nodded hastily, but he didn't have time to speak, his eyes just stuck to it.

Song Anyu frowned and looked at the bowl in front of him, thinking about how much he ate just now, he saw someone's saliva was about to flow from the corner of his eye, he didn't think it was funny, he put a chicken leg in his bowl with his chopsticks, With a straight face, he said: "That's all, after you finish eating, you are not allowed to eat any more."

Nodding ecstatically, Lu Lehan didn't even have time to pick up the chopsticks, and started working with both hands, chewing the chicken with puffed cheeks, like a squirrel eating acorns, what's more fun is that the head is still bit by bit, you can see Song Anyu was even more hungry, so he had to look away and hypnotize himself in his heart, he didn't understand anything now, he didn't understand anything now.

Looking at the chicken legs that had been gnawed away, I felt a little sad. I stretched out the tip of my tongue and licked all the fingertips carefully. Then I smiled with satisfaction and raised my face to see the stunned owner holding the chopsticks, and called softly: "Master, I'm done eating."

"..." Damn it, I knew I wouldn't let you eat the last chicken leg.

Seeing that the master's face was not quite right, Lu Lehan stood up and wanted to go over to ask what was wrong, but just as he stood up, he clutched his stomach and squatted down in pain.

"What's the matter, is it a stomachache?" Song Anyu quickly put down his chopsticks and squatted down to support his arm and asked.

Lu Lehan has never had pain before, so he doesn't know what stomach pain is, but now his stomach is shaking violently, as if the shaft is wrong and turns randomly.

He raised his face and said with difficulty, "Master, something went wrong here."

He tightly covered his stomach with his hands, his forehead was sweating, his delicate brows were tightly furrowed, and even his mouth was twitching. Lu Lehan just knew that after becoming a human being, he could eat delicious food, but now he also knows Having to go through such an uncomfortable process after eating, I don't want to be a human in an instant, and even hate the humanoid settings on my body.

It should be because he ate too much just now. He calculated according to his own appetite, but he forgot to calculate the amount he could adapt to. In the end, he even ate a chicken leg because of his coquettishness. Song Anyu was instantly annoyed. Unable to resist the temptation of beauty, she quickly helped him onto the sofa.

Lu Lehan was in so much pain that he just bent over, hugged his master's waist and said, "Master, it's hard."

I checked him carefully, and there was no major problem, but he hadn't eaten before and didn't know how it feels to be full, so he felt uncomfortable.

Song Anyu put one hand on his stomach, gently pressed and kneaded it evenly, and said, "Baby relax, lie down for a while and don't nest, okay?"

Lu Lehan lay reclining on the sofa according to his words, feeling the slow movement of the hand on his stomach, and exclaimed in surprise: "Master, feel better."

The master looked at him and smiled slightly, and said: "If you feel comfortable, lie down for a while, and don't eat so much for the next meal. You can set the program yourself, and you can eat it every day."

Lu Lehan stuck out her tongue in embarrassment, lowered her eyes and stopped talking.

But I was wondering in my heart, is there a special place for the food I eat like a human stomach bag, is it also a simulation, why does it really feel so much more comfortable to rub myself like this.

But in this world, there is only him, an advanced humanoid robot, and it is said that he will evolve. Even no scientist can predict how far he will evolve, and he has no way to ask anyone for proof.

Even if he can prove it, he is not willing. He really doesn't like those scientists, because many of his programming can tell that they don't like him, want to control himself, and even want his type of robot to disappear in the end, so My own appearance is also a controversy, but the master is different. Not only does the master not dislike him, he doesn't even need to do housework by himself after bringing him back, and he is so kind to himself, Lu Lehan is a little touched.

"Master, you are so kind."

Song Anyu was looking down at his stomach, thinking about how much to feed him next time, when he heard him say this, he suddenly raised his head, with a slight joy in his eyes, but it disappeared in a blink of an eye, and he still had that gentle smile, saying: " Ok, I know."

"I like you." If it weren't for the fact that her stomach can't bend down now, Lu Lehan almost wanted to sit up and give her master a big hug.

"I like you too." Song Anyu bent down and kissed the corner of his mouth, and said, "It will save trouble if you are so well-behaved in the future."

Blinking and blinking, Lu Lehan's face was full of seriousness and innocence, expressing that he would always be well-behaved, and if the master's instructions did not change, of course he would always be like this.

However, Lu Lehan was a little fascinated by the master's tough side face with his head slightly lowered, and his slightly raised chin. The master is not only a good person, but also really good-looking.

In a blink of an eye, if I am a human being, then I don't need to worry about breaking it all the time, and I don't have to worry about being thrown away after the expiration date like other robots.

If it is human, can it be with the owner all the time? If this is the case, then it feels good to be human.

This is what Lu Lehan thought in the morning, but in the afternoon he couldn't wait to change his mind.

Looking at the neatly arranged books in front of him, Lu Lehan looked at him with wide eyes and said, "Master, I..."

"I don't need to read the book, any information has already been entered in the database, if the master wants me to master this basic knowledge, I just need to transfer their course data to my chip."

There are so many books, when will I finish reading them, plus there are still some advanced mathematics, linear algebra and so on, you must know that even if he is a robot doing housework, he can only learn recipes and cook soup. Learn baffling math.

Song Anyu's hand flipping the book paused slightly, and he raised his face to show a warm smile, his voice was as pleasant as ever: "Baby, you don't want to read because you find it annoying?"

Lu Lehan hurriedly adjusted his expression, stared innocently with big eyes, and said, "No, it's just that my memory has already loaded a lot of housework..."

Song Anyu smiled lightly, put down the book in his hand, pulled Lu Lehan's hand hard, wrapped him in his arms, checked the back of his head with one hand, and said with a frown: "Why? Randomly download these messy data for yourself?"

"It's not messy." This is what comes with the main program. Why does it turn into messy data when it comes to the master? Could it be that the person who owns these data is also messy.

Lu Lehan was a little unhappy, his mouth was slightly pursed with a faint glint of water, he ate something at noon, and just tried to drink a glass of water.

"Well, it's not messy, but the baby also needs to learn, can you find out all of these?" Song Anyu pinched his palm once and for all, and asked casually.

Lu Lehan wanted to prove to him that as long as he used the search for these things, he didn't need to memorize them at all. But when he went online to search, he realized that he couldn't connect with the outside network. Looking at the master with a little bewilderment in his eyes, he said, "Master, I was ruined by you."

"..." Song Anyu frowned, really wanting to give him a silence procedure.

Lu Lehan was in a hurry, and quickly shook Song Anyu's arm and said, "Master, I'm really broken. I can't find anything on the Internet."

Song Anyu was shaken so badly that he had no choice but to hold his waist with one hand, hold his shoulder all the time, and said, "Have you ever seen a human being who can surf the Internet through his body?"

"......" But there is no human with a chip in his brain. Isn't his own chip used to record data and download data online? It's all the owner's fault. He must be encouraging himself to eat and let himself drink Water, screw yourself up.

Song Anyu felt a little headache, what to do if his wife can't forget that she is a robot.

Looking at Lu Lehan's small eyes, he knew that he must still be worried, so he said speechlessly: "It's nothing, just to let you get acquainted with human life, I just disconnected the Internet for you, it's not bad."

Lu Lehan looked at him suspiciously, a little in disbelief.

Song Anyu threatened him: "If you don't believe me, I will really screw you up."

If it gets bad, it can't be broken anymore, and it completely crashes.

Seeing the danger in Song Anyu's eyes, Lu Lehan suddenly stood up to avoid it, no matter if the chip was broken or the shell of the body was broken, he had to go back to the factory, maybe it was serious and he would throw it into the melting furnace, then come out again It's not me anymore.

Song Anyu held down his thigh, glared at him, and said, "I will check the progress of these books every night, and if I can't answer them, I will punish them."

The master is really boring. Why do you have to use these complicated methods to solve problems that can be solved with a few programs? After a simple test of your own education level, it seems that you can only simply listen, listen and write, and no matter how complicated the knowledge is, there is none left.

Looking at the stack of textbooks in front of him with complicated eyes, and then at the master who was playing with his own hand, he sighed in his heart, why his master's painting style is so strange, but why not let the cooking robot in the kitchen I can also read books and be with myself.

No matter how much I complain about my master in my heart, I still have to do his orders. Sometimes I feel strange why I emphasize that I am a human being on the one hand, but on the other hand I have to give myself instructions. Human beings are really a kind of complicated biology.

The reading is in the study room, the owner is facing away from me and crackling on the computer, I don’t know what data to type, I glance at what I see, I don’t understand it, it seems that it has exceeded the recognizable range, I can’t help but admire the owner, because many scientists have It relies on other ways to remember the code, and few of them can be directly typed out when it is used like the master.

Song Anyu seemed to have sensed Lu Lehan's adoring gaze, turned around but didn't smile, and said calmly, "Why don't you read a book."

"I don't understand." Of course I don't understand. My brain is completely different from the nerve center of the human brain. My brain is full of circuits, and I only understand data. How can I understand these numbers.

Song Anyu frowned, shrunk down the program being written on the computer, and said, "Bring it here, let me take a look."

Lu Lehan immediately went over with the book in his hand, poked a question with a pen and said, "It won't happen here."

"......" I didn't understand the first sample question. Song Anyu looked up at the wall clock in the room. It has been nearly three hours since he sat there, and he just read these three short lines. , The final conclusion is still incomprehensible.

He looked at Lu Lehan suspiciously, the meaning in his eyes couldn't be more obvious.

"Do you want to be lazy, or do you want to be punished directly?"

"Master, what is the punishment?" Lu Lehan asked carefully, taking a peek at his face. These questions are really too difficult. If you convert them into binary bytes and input them into your own database, maybe you can draw inferences from one instance. , and even its similar titles can be made, but now he really has no way to transform these things into things he is familiar with, let alone understand them.

If the punishment is not severe, then I would rather be punished than continue to read these books.

"...Believe it or not to spank your ass?" Song Anyu gritted his teeth and said, a person who used to love studying so much, why does his skin itch when he reads a book now, sitting there is like a sore on his buttocks Make it up all the time.

Lu Lehan immediately lay on his stomach, pouted his buttocks and pointed at him, tilted his head to look at him and said, "Master, hit me, I don't want to read."

Anyway, I have a metal shell, and the owner is a human being. He will never destroy himself, but reading a book is different. It is very likely that I cannot accept this kind of high-intensity knowledge and skill transmission, which makes the chip run at high speed. In the end, burn it, so that you are really bad.

"..." Looking at the upturned and round butt wrapped in jeans in front of him, Song Anyu rubbed his solar system roughness, and said silently in his heart, no, no...

"Master, do you want to hit?" Lu Lehan waited a little anxiously, it was almost time for lunch, if he finished beating quickly, he wouldn't have to read, and even shook his butt to meet his hand .

I tried the Purifying Mantra just now, and it worked a little bit before this sentence came out, but when my hand accidentally touched the tight touch, nothing worked.

Song Anyu grabbed his arm, his eyes were red, he picked him up and walked out of the study.

Lu Lehan didn't realize it all at once, and asked stupidly after a while: "Master, what's wrong?"

The owner's face was so dark that ink could be squeezed out. It was an expression of anger. The bedroom door was kicked open by Peng Di, which seemed to confirm his guess. Lu Lehan was not as bold as before. Moved.

Song Anyu threw him on the bed, stood beside the bed and stared at him fiercely.

Lu Lehan flinched, but she wasn't really scared, and asked, "Master, I was wrong."

"What's wrong?" The master's voice was very low. If his ears were not equipped with voice recognition equipment, he might not be able to hear the master's words clearly.

"It's not good to read the book." Lu Lehan lowered his head, as if he was really admitting his mistake.

"Is that to be punished?" Song Anyu propped his hands on the side of the bed, looking down at the person lying on the bed who was at a loss because of his force.

"Yes." As a robot, Lu Lehan almost completely obeyed the master's words, without any thought of refutation.

"Then how do you say punishment?"

"Listen to the master." Lu Lehan's voice was a little low, she lowered her head slightly and could only see the tactile and fluffy hair.

Song Anyu refrained from touching it with his hands. Many concepts of this person have to be corrected bit by bit. If he misses now, there is no time to talk about serious business.

"Now we have to set the rules. You have to remember that you are a human being, not a robot, so you must keep in mind the things I teach you about human beings. In the future, you must never say that you are a robot or a fish robot. As for For those books, I will assign tasks to you every day, check them at night, and if you can’t answer or answer wrong, you will be punished accordingly, just like today’s punishment.”

As soon as he heard the word punishment, Lu Lehan stared at him with wide eyes. He still didn't say what punishment it was.

Looking up, he saw the master's hand stroking back and forth on his leg. Lu Lehan felt a little itchy and wanted to laugh again, but thinking of last night, he quickly covered his mouth with his hand, and even secretly glanced at the master, for fear that he would see his actions.

Look at his cautious expression, look at the ignorance in his eyes, he has no desires, setting it like this is really harmful to others and himself.

When will it return to normal, in addition to learning some basic knowledge of human beings, let's learn how to get along with human beings.

Thinking of the punishment just mentioned, looking at the innocent-looking person under him, where is it punishing you? This is clearly not punishing yourself.

Turning him over, without looking at his smiling face, he stretched out his hand and patted that round butt twice, threatening: "Next time you don't study hard, I'll cut off the power."

Lu Lehan was suddenly frightened. If the power was cut off, he would be in that dark environment forever and could never wake up again. Maybe he would be researched and disassembled in that situation without knowing it.

Turning his face around, he instantly turned into a crying expression, and his arms were stretched to be hugged: "Master, I am obedient, don't turn off the power, okay, I will read the book carefully."

Song Anyu looked at the big misty eyes that were about to shed tears, and his hand tilted, almost hitting his thigh. The big hand was attached to one buttock and refused to move away for a long time, his eyes were glued to the weeping face After a while, he said in a hoarse voice: "Be obedient and keep calling."

Lu Lehan immediately put on an obedient expression, turned over on his own, knelt on the bed and put his arms around Song Anyu's neck with a smile in an instant, and kissed him lightly on the cheek: "I like Master, listen to what Master says."

Song Anyu stared at him with wide eyes, touched the place where he was kissed in disbelief, and asked, "Why did you kiss me?"