half hour goddess

After finally seeing Ye Ze, Gu Mingfeng poured out bitterness on him, saying Ye Ze, your friend is so unlovable, how could you hang up the phone of an old man like me.

It turned out that they finally screened out the seven most likely places for the awakening of the gods. These seven places all have their own uniqueness, but they couldn't determine which one it was, so they decided to send a team to each place.

Ye Ze said: "Why do you have to let me take Lao Song there? Lao Song people are busy with things, so naturally they don't want to work hard to go back to their hometown. It doesn't matter if they send someone else or I go alone."

Gu Mingfeng said with a bitter face: "That's different. We have already sent others to go there, and the villagers inside are unwilling to bring foreigners into the temple, saying that it is their god, and the gods are not happy with bringing outsiders in, and they will be punished Yes. Our people tried to sneak in, but if there were no local villagers with them, they would be stopped by an invisible force. I just realized that you said that it was your classmate’s hometown. If he took you with him, you should be able to go in."

Ye Ze was still in a dilemma, he was absolutely unwilling to force Song Xuran to do something he didn't want to do.

Gu Mingfeng had another flash of inspiration: "Ye Ze, don't you know his parents? It should be okay to ask his father to take you back."

Papa Song has been away for many years, and he has been educated in Marxist materialism. He probably doesn't remember the rule of "no foreigners are allowed to go there" for a long time, and even if he does, he won't take it to heart.But after all, there was a layer of separation between the juniors and the elders, and if Ye Zeye was killed, he wouldn't bother Song Xuran's father.

Gu Mingfeng was extremely sincere and moved his emotions to reason for a long time, even dismissing the big hats such as "probably the last way to deal with the god of disaster" and "the last hope of mankind".

Ye Ze hesitated for a long time, and finally agreed: "I will discuss it with Lao Song again."

After Ye Ze went home and mentioned this to Song Xuran, Song Xuran's attitude was completely scoffing.

He was making shrimp sandwiches for Ye Ze in the kitchen. Hearing this, he said with disdain: "Ye Ze, I said you should avoid those people. You are gods and ghosts every day, and no one is serious. If you want me to say it, it is you who said it." The god of calamity is really awake. People probably just go shopping, travel, play games, eat, buy, buy and buy. If you are interested and pursue a little bit, you may go to school, go to work, start a business, and find a lover to tie it up. In the future, you can sleep with your lover in your arms. This is in line with normal logic, instead of destroying the world like a neurotic when you come up. People call them the God of Calamity, but they don’t have brains. I think your group of people are brains There is a pitfall, it is estimated that the x-men were released in the past two days, they are too addicted to watching movies, and they fantasize about saving the world with a little superhuman ability."

Ye Ze knew that it would be difficult for Song Xuran to believe in such illusory things, so he had no choice but to beg: "Old Song, can you just pretend that I want to go to your hometown and take me back to have a look?"

Song Xuran turned around with indifference, and waved the delicious sandwich plate in front of Ye Ze: "Are you still eating?"

Ye Ze stared at the plate, and immediately bowed down: "Eat."

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After eating the rice leaf, he continued to paw at Song Xuran persistently, and Song Xuran was holding his notebook to write papers, so he hurried over and sat beside him to feed Song Xuran cashew nuts.

While eating, Song Xuran said vaguely: "I bought the cashew nuts, and you feed them to me, what's the matter?" She secretly thought in her heart that she would buy more cashew nuts tomorrow.

Ye Ze raised another one and brought it to his mouth: "Then do you want to eat it or not?"

Song Xuran took the nut away from his mouth without changing his expression: "Eat."

The cashew nuts themselves are nothing special, but the experience of being fed by Mr. Ye, who is always delicious and lazy at home, is so rare that he will eat poison even if he is fed it.

Xindao also didn't know what kind of poison that group of people surnamed Gu had put on Ye Ze, coaxing Ye Ze to go home and treat him like a dog.

Then... if he does a little more tricks, will Ye Ze be particularly obedient if those people help him...

Ye Ze had just secretly eaten a cashew nut when he saw Song Xuran, who had been concentrating on academic research—coded papers, suddenly blushed, pushed him away with one hand, and said impatiently: "Okay, don't bother here." I'm dead, and you don't write the paper for me."

Ye Ze was pushed away by him with a dazed expression, and Song Xuran sat up from the sofa with a serious face, went back to the study from the living room with his notebook in his arms, and closed the door.

He could only curl his lips, well, his old Song is a person who does big things, and he can concentrate on his studies and not be disturbed—but he remembers that it was obviously not like this before. In the third year of high school, the classmates often had a kind of excitement that was close to death. Every time he went to the classroom between classes, he would be overwhelmed. In such an atmosphere, he, Song Xuran, sat on his throne in the fourth row without moving, and used that time to be calm and unaffected. Finish an English paper or half a math paper calmly, and then calmly put a red tick on the answer.

Ye Ze could only sigh, sure enough, people will degenerate after going to university, even his old Song is the same.

Song Xuran in the study was regretting.

Why should I tell Ye Ze the truth? For example, the first thing the god of disaster wakes up should be to have fun, buy, buy, buy, buy, eat, eat, and eat instead of destroying the world. Let them think that guy is going to destroy the world and then let Xiaoye Ze How nice to beg me like this...

Song Shen's eyes were a little empty, and the black pupils seemed to be decorated with infinite starry sky.

After a while, he came back to his senses, his eyes returned to normal, and he coughed calmly at his half-coded thesis, secretly thinking that I am this kind of person, because I was led to ruin by humans.