half hour goddess

Song Xuran was cooking when Ye Ze came home.

Ye Zexin said that my brother is indeed a brother, and I have not misread him for so many years!They are all people who seem to have or are about to have a girlfriend, but they are still thinking about coming back to cook for me.

He went to the kitchen and asked Song Xuran what are you doing?

Song Xuran told him without raising his head: "Grilled lamb chops." As he spoke, he took out the marinated lamb chops, put them on the baking tray, skillfully brushed a layer of sauce with chopsticks, and sprinkled cumin Paprika and garlic cloves, topped with shallot knots and diced baby potatoes.

Ye Ze was so moved that he almost burst into tears, and immediately forgot about the goddess of the news department, which was a hot post on the forum.Ever since Song Xuran put the lamb chops into the oven, she went around the oven to smell the smell.

When Song Xuran cleaned up the kitchen utensils and countertops and turned around, Ye Ze was still squatting in front of the oven and looking in through the translucent glass.

Song Xuran leaned on the kitchen counter with her arms folded and looked at him: "If you keep looking, it won't be cooked by then."

"Oh." Ye Ze muffled in response and stood up.

It's easier to bake lamb chops in the oven, but it's more troublesome to marinate them in the early stage. Song Xuran generally doesn't like to cook for him, and Ye Ze goes to restaurants to eat, and he doesn't think Song Xuran can do it as well.

Later, Ye Ze read a theory that the human stomach has memory.He felt that the most engraved position in his whole body that Lao Song firmly remembered was his stomach.

Song Xuran secretly scolded him for being worthless, and said in silence for a while, "Is there anything you want to tell me today?"

Ye Ze thought for a while, and suddenly realized that, he handed the Thousand Chronograph, which he had won through so much hard work, into Song Xuran's hand from his schoolbag, and smiled "hehe": "Today's Double Ninth Festival, I specially gave it to Song Xuran from the supermarket. The Double Ninth Festival gift you bought."

Song Xuran wanted to roll her eyes again.You can tell who is responsible for buying vegetables and cooking at home, Ye Ze is a guy who can't even buy eggs-what supermarket will sell watches that grow like this.

...but he was quite happy.

Song Xuran immediately opened the wooden box containing the watch, took a look, then handed the watch along with his left hand: "Well, it's not bad, put it on for me."

Ye Ze didn't think there was anything wrong, and he was afraid that if Lao Song didn't wear it, it would have no protective effect.So honestly, without saying a word, he untied the strap and put it on for Song Xuran, and fastened it tightly.

Song Xuran withdrew her hand in satisfaction, started to look at the kitchen ceiling, and then Hong Ye came out of the kitchen: "You have nothing to do here, take the bowl and chopsticks, go out and wait to eat."

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Ye Ze turned on the computer after eating and drinking, and there was a resume of "his senior sister" that Gu Mingfeng forged and sent to him in the email.

Ye Ze told Gu Mingfeng in advance that his senior sister cannot leave the customs for at least five years, so even if he wants his senior sister to appear, he still has to pass the secret method of his master's sect, and the time for each appearance should not be longer than 10 minutes, otherwise it will be lost. Revealed.

Gu Mingfeng said that there is no problem. The executive they sneaked in before was also an economic man, so he would be directly in charge of Senior Sister Ye Ze, and then through the Pearl executive, they would install someone from them to be Ye Ze's assistant to cover his various tasks. action.

Ye Ze turned into the image of a priestess in the bedroom, and hurriedly changed the clothes he took from Gu Mingfeng. When changing clothes, he always felt very embarrassed, feeling that every part of his body was not his own, but the truth was that except for the small frame Number one, in fact, even after the transformation, everything about him is his own—the perfect image of a priestess is actually a flat-chested girl.

Thinking of this, Ye suddenly realized that something was wrong—he felt awkward and nervous every time when he became a priestess at first, but he gradually got used to it, and he didn't realize until now that even after the transformation, he felt like No more strange organs, no more strange organs.

Ye Ze stared blankly at his lower body, which he dared not look at every time he transformed—well, it was still the lower body he was familiar with.No wonder he didn't have any strange feelings all the time.

That is to say, even though he now has a serious girly face that he thinks will not be mistaken, he is still a man physically.

Ye was shocked.

Sanbai patted him with his wings calmly: "That's how it is. The main function of transformation is to make you physically closer to the physique of a priest who is good at using spells. The change in appearance is just a side effect. What about a person's internal physiological structure?" Can easily change back and forth frequently in a short period of time."

Ye Ze wants to cry but has no tears.But in the comics he read when he was a child, the main character could change back and forth from boy to girl.No wonder the primary school head teacher confiscated his comic books every day. It turned out that he would teach the children badly. Before that, he really thought that he was a beautiful girl through and through during that half hour, and he would try his best to avoid the pain of his hands and body shyly. Contact, left hand pull right hand feel embarrassed.

Sanbai looked at him suspiciously: "...you just discovered this today?"

Ye nodded.

Sanbai was amazed: "Ye Ze, as a human being, you are too slow, right?"

Ye Ze ignored him, and stood in front of the mirror to look around to see if there was anything wrong - this was the first time he needed to use this identity to communicate and communicate with other people, and he was really worried about showing his flaws.

At this moment Song Xuran pushed the door open and came in: "What are you doing, the door is closed and the curtains are still drawn, so no light can come through."

Ye Ze was full, and remembered Song Xuran's gossip that was widely circulated on the campus forum today, so he asked him, "Do you think the Department of Journalism is beautiful?"

He felt that this entry point was very tactful and safe. Although he had never talked with Song Xuran about which girl around him was beautiful, they would still chat about related content from time to time in their dormitory, so that Lao Song would not have his own life. Troubled by prying eyes, you can share your love life with him as you like, and talk as much as you want.

Unexpectedly, Song Xuran, who was making the bed, suddenly straightened up and turned to look at him: "Who is the journalism department flower? Do you like him?"

Ye Ze: "...you don't know who this family flower is?"

Song Xuran: "I only know that I am a graduate of the finance department."

Ye Ze choked for a moment, and said bitterly: "Narcissist."

Song Xuran was a little surprised, a little puzzled and aggrieved, but still calm and natural: "You told me this, why did I become narcissistic again."

Ye Ze: "The flower of the Department of Journalism is Yun Meiyi. You are still studying with others today."

"Yes," Song Xuran replied naturally, "I met her at a meeting of the Youth League Committee. She wants to write a financial report, and she doesn't know some professional knowledge, so she asked me for help. What's wrong?"

What professional knowledge do not understand.The bit of professional knowledge used to write general financial news can’t be done by searching the Internet casually. After reading two reference books, you can understand it. Why do you have to teach Song Xuran to teach? Besides, Lao Song was not always friendly when encountering such situations Kindly point out "Which book do you read" and "Which website do you check"?Well, maybe he is a layman who doesn't understand the world of journalism students.

Ye Ze shook his head: "It's okay." Lao Song has grown up, he should give him his own space, and he can't ask the root of everything and take care of everything.Just like Li Wanwan called two days ago and vomited bitterness to him, saying that her best friend fell into a pit that she was particularly annoying, and she was scrolling on the homepage of Weibo every day. She felt that the boat of friendship said Turning over is about to turn over, I have a myocardial infarction and want to cry but have no tears.

Ye Ze said that you should talk to her directly.

Li Wanwan: "You even take care of what your friend likes, how annoying."

Ye Ze silently read about your world, I don't understand, and hung up the phone.

He doesn't understand Li Wanwan, but he thinks the reason is similar.

He glanced at Song Xuran, pursed his lips and said, "It's okay."

Song Xuran sat on the bed and said, "Ye Jia, you really like her and I wouldn't introduce her to you."

Then I began to ask for reasons and preached at length: "Your liking is just a momentary infatuation, which is based on the appearance of biological evolutionary instinct to attract the fittest. You have no in-depth contact with her, and you don't know her well... At your age It’s easy to get confused and delusional...so you’d better tell me what’s on your mind in time...Trial and error are not terrible, but one cannot be an irresponsible person..."

Ye Ze threw himself down beside Song Xuran, thinking darkly, let Lao Song hurry up and fall in love, which girl can stand his gentle, dignified and stable skin, the heart of an excellent thinker in an organization is more than one month, he believed that this was true love.

Thinking about it this way, only I have true love for him.Ye Zemu thought with a sullen face, feeling that the rhythm of thinking was wrong, and he obviously wanted to complain, but ended up getting himself involved.

The example of Song Xuran has been raised from the Qin Dynasty to the Republic of China.

At the moment when the new China was established in Song Xuran's mouth, Ye Ze finally couldn't take it anymore, turned over and pressed Song Xuran to the ground with force - ever since he found out that the body after transformation was still his own, he acted and acted unscrupulously up.Then he stood up by himself, looked at the other person's eyes and said sincerely: "I really don't like her, Lao Song. You see, she is not as good-looking as me."

When Song Xuran started Ye Ze's ideological work, he spoke clearly, quickly and softly, with a strong voice, luxuriant flowing water, gurgling breeze and gentle breeze. He talked for such a long series, and half an hour hadn't passed yet.

On a whim, Ye Ze leaned close to him again and asked, almost touching his nose, "Old Song, do you think Sister Xihua is more beautiful or my priestess is more beautiful?"

A pair of eyes flicker.

His face has changed a lot now, and his eyes are bigger than usual, but the expression in his eyes has not changed.

Song Xuran slapped him away: "You transform back first and we'll discuss this issue."