half hour goddess

Ye Ze got a lot of information, but he still scratched his head and wanted to know the specific news about that thing.

Gu Mingfeng didn't say that he was killed, but he threw him a free task to repay the information money.

The task requires an ancient tomb.

Because of bad luck and this kind of place is generally more evil, the reward for this kind of task is generally higher, Gu Mingfeng really does not suffer, and takes advantage of this condition as much as possible.

Ye Ze followed, and when he asked to turn off the phone at the entrance of the tomb, he remembered to call Song Xuran who was still working overtime.

He said: "Old Song, I have to take on another task. It can be as short as a day, or as long as a week without returning."

Song Xuran cursed over there, and then asked him, "Where are you going?"

Ye Ze: "Next to the tomb."

Song Xuran repeated his chattering, and he continued to babble: "I said that there are no less than ten crews in the country to shoot "X Blowing the Lantern", "D Tomb Notes" and various ghost films? They set up a scene of a tomb passage. It’s valuable. Also, do you know how difficult it is for students and professors of the Department of Archeology to study and inspect a tomb? You have to charge tickets to go to an ancient cemetery? Why do you have to do what so many people are rushing to do? What? Ye Ze, don’t do anything illegal... Really, the police don’t care about it.”

Ye Ze: "The police are in charge, don't blame me casually."

Song Xuran: "En?"

Ye Ze: "On the news from the day before yesterday, there was a place where more than 30 tomb robbers were arrested. The first hot comment under it was 'You can't break all the gold here'. You can search it."

Three days later, Ye Ze went back. Song Xuran happened to be resting at home, answered the phone and soaked in a tub of leek water.

Ye Ze sat in the bathtub and thumped: "Old Song, what kind of water do you have? What does it smell like..."

Song Xuran was dressed as if standing by the bathtub, holding Ye Ze's shoulder with one hand, and his waist with the other: "Leek water, exorcising evil spirits and getting rid of bad luck, stay well, don't come out until soaked for half an hour!"

Ye Ze was stunned, and even forgot to struggle: "...Old Song... Isn't it the wormwood, wormwood, grass and wood gray-yellow talisman water that exorcises evil spirits in other people's homes?" Why is this leek water?

Song Xuran sneered: "They are feudal superstitions, but I am scientific."

Ye Ze looked at him suspiciously.

Song Xuran said indifferently: "If you don't believe me, go out and find a ghost now, and see which ghost it is afraid of."

Ye Ze opened his mouth: "...Why don't you just use rotten durians to soak in water?"

"Soak rotten durians in water?! How did you come up with it?" Song Xuran squinted at him, and then said, "And you go to the street to see how much a catty of leeks is, and how much is a catty of durians. Seriously, will it be possible?" live..."

Ye Ze felt that he should make Song Xuran's crazy and abnormal appearance public, so that all the relatives and friends who were deceived by him could see what Lao Song really looked like.

After soaking, Song Xuran asked him to take a bath twice.

Ye Ze: "..."

"I asked you to exorcise evil spirits, not me." Song Xuran squinted his eyes with sufficient arguments, "And I pay for utilities, so what are you dissatisfied with?"

Ye Ze felt that what he said made sense, so he obediently squatted back to take a bath.

Erhei stood on the bird stand and stared at him.

People look like people, but their brains are not enough.He deserved to be cheated for more than ten years.

However, it also suspects that Ye Ze's head was disabled by Song Xuran - are normal humans really so stupid?Excuse me for the different species, it really doesn't know.

The leaves are washed white and tender and come out to eat.

Song Xuran had already made dumplings, stuffed with chives.

Ye ate 28 without any psychological shadow.

While eating, he was moved and praised: "Lao Song, the dumplings you made are so delicious!"

Song Xuran was so praised that he was too embarrassed to ask about his education, so he could only comfort him: "Ye Ze, eat slowly, I won't eat, the rest is yours."

Ye Ze nodded frantically while eating, "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm".

The people on the mission with him are not normal people, they don't eat normal food and only take drugs!It is just chewing a small red pill to make you feel full. Its effect looks like Bigu Dan in novels and games.

Ye Ze, who considered himself a normal person, chewed with them for three consecutive days, and felt that the psychological hunger was almost irresistible. When he saw Song Xuran feeding dumplings, he forgot all the old and new grudges, and wished he could use the dumplings to feed him. Body promise.

Ye's mother once complained to Ye's father: "Your son is a mother if he has milk, and he doesn't listen to me at all. I might as well be obedient with Aran next door."

Father Ye chuckled and said who told you not to cook next door.

Ye's father and Ye's mother both work in a state-owned enterprise in different departments. At that time, Ye's father was on a business trip, and Ye's mother could hardly cook.Coincidentally, Mother Song, who is a partner of the local club next door, is also on a business trip, and Father Song is busy with a project at school, working overtime until ninety o'clock every day.So the heavy responsibility of cooking fell on Song Xuran, and Ye Ze went to the next door to eat every day, and he didn't want to go back to his home to eat his mother's cooking or go out to eat with Ye's mother.Mother Ye said several times that there was nothing she could do about it, she could only deliver the bought vegetables and meat to her every day, and eat porridge on the phone with Father Ye alone in the cafeteria by herself.

When Song's mother came back, Ye's mother couldn't help but praise Song Xuran again and again, and even said that it's a pity that Aran is not a girl, otherwise she would be a better match if she didn't marry us.After she finished speaking, she laughed first.

Song's mother was not happy when she heard this, it wasn't that she was patriarchal, but somehow she was a little unhappy that her excellent son was said to be a cook for other people's children.She often goes out to discuss cooperation with others, and she can speak better than Ye Mu, so she joked: "It would be great if Zeze could marry, but of course not."

Mother Ye was heartless, and after listening to it, she echoed: "Oh, it's pretty good. It's a pity that the silly boy doesn't have this blessing."

In the end, when the two went to college, Song Xuran still had to cook for Ye Ze.Not only cooking, but also all housework.

Ye Ze thought that it was not because he was lazy, but because Song Xuran pursued perfection too much and was diligent.

As a boy, he used to believe in fortune-telling and horoscope tricks to deceive little girls, until he had a whim one day in high school and asked his deskmate about it.

The girl at the same table told him: "Song Xuran, Virgo, all the girls in the whole grade know it, all the junior girls know it, but you don't know Ye Ze?"

Then, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Ye Ze nodded in understanding.

The tablemate answered without asking: "You are a Libra, you are a pretty good match, but you have to cooperate with him and fight hard. If it doesn't work, use some extraordinary means to win the person first and then the heart. Anyway, you live close and old. There are so many opportunities to be together... Song Xuran is very popular, don't think that growing up together and being next door is safe..."

Ye Ze endured and endured, and finally couldn't help but said: "Li Wanwan...can you change your Baodao accent?"

To sum up, Ye Ze firmly believed that Song Xuran's obsessive-compulsive disorder was not because of himself being too sloppy.