Lord, you are broken

([-]) Memory

The reward that the system mentioned before has been issued.

After more than a month, Guan Wu thought he had been tricked by the system, but he didn't expect to get a reward when he got up this morning.

In the next second, he fainted on the ground.

Countless clips flooded into his mind rapidly, Guan Wu could hardly bear the load, even in a coma, his brows would twitch from time to time.

Everything came to mind.

Guan Wu wandered in the ocean of memory, remembering everything.

Guan Wu was his first life, and after many reincarnations, his name was Shangguan Fifth.

Shangguan Fifth and Guan Wu are the same person. He didn't transmigrated into a novel, but he transmigrated back to the real world with the novel "Immortal Demon Tribulation" as the medium. his true identity.His brothers, friends, and everything in this world are not just fictional, but real.

And Yu Ze, this guy with the same name as his original cousin in the world, is indeed the ancestor of the Yu family.

"Xiao Wu, Xiao Wu, are you okay?" Jiang Guanwu woke up from a coma with a concerned voice.

Guan Wu opened his eyes in bewilderment, and saw Ning Jiu's big face appearing above him, looking at him nervously.

"What are you doing?" Guan Wu raised his hand and pushed his face away, "I just fell asleep and slept for a while, don't be so nervous."

Ning Jiu said speechlessly: "Sleep on the floor when you feel sleepy?"

Guan Wu glanced at the ground under him, and laughed dryly: "Yes, the ground is cool."

Ning Jiu remained speechless: "It's only March now."

Guan Wu: "..."

Ning Jiu sighed: "Xiao Wu, I'm not talking about you, your current situation is unusual, you better stop messing around."

Guan Wu has been pregnant for more than five months now, and the bulge can be seen clearly in her belly, and she doesn't know how many kittens are pregnant inside, and she will give birth in less than a month.

"If Yu Ze is not here, we have to be responsible for your safety." Ning Jiu touched his hair, "I don't want him to think that we didn't take good care of you when he came back, and then Jianzong was forced to repair it again."

The corner of Guan Wu's mouth twitched: "He probably won't..."

([-]) Kittens

Guan Wu gave birth to a pair of kittens.

It was a few days earlier than the expected date of delivery, and the cause was entirely because of Yu Ze. After Yu Ze came back from handling some matters in the Demon Realm, he dragged Guan Wu to roll on the bed for a day and a night.

Because certain liquids are said to be able to nourish the body and promote the vigorous growth of kittens, Guan Wu did not refuse.

It's comfortable anyway, isn't it?

However, something went wrong with this indulgence. When it was done for the third time, Guan Wu's part suddenly shrank violently, pinching Yu Ze and letting it out. Before Yu Ze could get angry and punish him, Guan Wu hugged his stomach and cried out in pain.

Yu Ze secretly thought it was bad, he didn't dare to mess around anymore, so he hurriedly called Si Jieyue.

Things went smoothly after that, but Guan Wu was embarrassed by Si Jieyue's ugly face when he saw those unknown liquids, but in the end the kittens were born smoothly with the help of Si Jieyue, both male and female. .Even because of the kitten's small size, Guan Wu hardly suffered any pain and gave birth to the baby.

"Have you decided on a name for the baby?" On the second day of delivery, Ning Jiu sat by the cradle, teasing the kitten who hadn't opened its eyes yet.

The two kittens look very similar to Guan Wu, they are both covered in soft golden fur, with white gloves on their four paws, and one of them has a white tail tip, otherwise it would be hard to tell which one is which.

Guan Wu was sitting on the bed drinking chicken soup.

He had worked so hard yesterday, but he had to make up for it. He was so excited that he couldn't even hear Ning Jiu's words clearly.

"Xiao Wu!" Ning Jiu shouted angrily.

"Ah...ah?" Guan Wu finished a bowl of soup and licked his mouth, "What did you say?"

Ning Jiu almost couldn't help rolling his eyes, "I said, since the children are all born, they must have a name, right?"

At this time, Yu Ze walked in with a new round of meals, and said, "It's not urgent, we will think about it slowly."

"No, no, no need to think about it slowly," Guan Wu reached out and took a chicken leg from the tray in Yu Ze's hand, "I've already thought about the name."

Ning Jiu raised his eyebrows: "What's your name?"

Guan Wu chewed on the chicken leg and said inarticulately: "My name is Xiao Wu, they should be called Xiao Liu and Xiao Qi."

Ning Jiu: "..."

Ning Jiu: "You better shut up."

But Yu Ze said: "These two names are also good."

"..." Ning Jiu stared at him in disbelief, "Don't spoil him too much, Xiao Wu is already stupid enough, if you spoil him so much, he will lose the ability to take care of himself in the future."

Guan Wu shouted in dissatisfaction: "Senior brother!"

Yu Ze shook his head and said, "Xiao Liu Xiao Qi, just use the homonym."

Guan Wu subconsciously followed his thinking, and muttered a few words: "Yu Liu, Yu Qi, it sounds really nice. Oh, I'm such a genius."

"Hey, hey," Ning Jiu interrupted him, "Why is the surname Yu, you really think of yourself as a mother?"

Guan Wu looked at him stupidly.

He really didn't expect this, because the memory has come back, he subconsciously treats Yu Ze as his ancestor in the future, if the child's surname is an official, then there will be no Yu family from the prophecy family in the future.

"One's surname is Guan, and the other's surname is Yu," Yu Ze said. "Big brother with a white tail is called Guan Liu, and the name next to the word Wang is Liu. The younger brother is called Yu Qi, and the one with three points of water is Qi."

"That's about the same." Ning Jiu nodded in satisfaction, then suddenly frowned and let out a "hiss".

Guan Wu asked: "What's wrong?"

Ning Jiu silently took out his hand from the cradle, and there was a small bloody teeth mark on his index finger.

"This little thing has really good teeth." Ning Jiu tapped the white-tailed Guan Liu with his other hand, "As naughty as your father, he dared to bite your uncle."

The little official Liu with a white tail let out a sharp "meow" with a confused expression on his face.

([-]) Peerless Paradise

Yu Ze went to Peerless Heaven Realm.

A place that is said to be accessible only to people above the Absolute Heaven Realm or even those who have successfully ascended.

Guan Wu, who had recovered his memory, knew that with Yu Ze's talent, he would reach that level sooner or later, but he didn't expect it to be so soon.

Yu Ze found the entrance to the Peerless Heaven Realm according to the "Xuan Shi" left by Jingtian.

Jingtian lives in Jingzhen Mountain. This is what Jingtian and Yu Ze told him when they met for the first time. Jingtian hoped that Yuze could come to him after he came to Peerless Heaven Realm.

"Are we really going to Jingzhen Mountain?" Guan Wu asked, "Who is that Jingtian?"

Yu Ze touched the two kittens in his pocket, and said after a while: "I don't know, but my intuition tells me that as long as we find Jingtian, we can get a lot of useful information."

Guan Wu nodded with a half understanding.

The residents of Peerless Heaven Realm are quite friendly, even if Yu Ze asked them the way with a cold face, they pointed out the direction with all their heart.Not to mention that Jingzhen Mountain is also very famous in Peerless Heaven Realm, and soon, the two arrived at the foot of the mountain.

A young man in a light gray shirt stood there, looking at them with a smile on his face.

Guan Wu subconsciously leaned against Yu Ze, and asked in a low voice, "Is he here to look for us?"

"Exactly," the gray-clothed young man spoke first without waiting for Yu Ze to speak, startling Guan Wu, "The master has been waiting for Young Master Yu and Peak Master Guan in the mansion for a long time."

Guan Wu asked curiously, "You know us?"

The young man in gray smiled and nodded.

Guan Wu had a great affection for this kind young man in an instant, but after going through so many things, he didn't dare to act rashly anymore, he just looked at Yu Ze and asked with his eyes whether he should trust this young man.

Yu Ze pursed his lips, hid Guan Wu behind his back, and raised his hand, "Please lead the way first."

The young man in gray didn't care about Yu Ze's defense, nodded slightly, turned around, and stepped on the steps up the mountain.

There were more than a thousand steps, and the young man in gray insisted on not using the spirit weapon, and walked up on foot. Guan Wu followed behind, and the majestic beast almost became a dog from exhaustion.If it had been normal, he would have been so shameless that Yu Ze had to carry it, but now that he was in someone else's territory, Guan Wu didn't want to act too cowardly, so he could only hold on.

When he climbed to the top, Guan Wu leaned on Yu Ze's shoulder, half his life was gone.

Yu Ze wiped his sweat distressedly, and said, "Why don't you turn back into a round shape and squat on my shoulder."

"..." Guan Wu had a look of lovelessness on his face, "Why the hell didn't you say it earlier!!!"

After he finished speaking, he turned back into a palm-sized kitten, jumped onto Yu Ze's shoulder, and bit his ear.

And the two kittens who were lying in Yu Ze's arms saw that their little daddy had changed back to look like themselves, they immediately became lively and stretched out their paws, wanting to play happily with Guan Wu.

Exhausted, Guan Wu just hooked their little paws intentionally, and rested on Yu Ze's shoulder.

The expression of the young man in gray at the side remained unchanged, as if he hadn't noticed the flirting and cursing of the big family, and he continued to move forward after they finished rectifying.

Jingzhen Mountain is worthy of being a famous resort in the Peerless Heaven Realm, but the environment inside is even less than one ten-thousandth of the Tianxian Sword Sect, the number one sect in the mainland.

Guan Wu originally wanted to sleep, but when he saw those scenery, he couldn't close his eyes anymore.

The courtyard is very big. When Guan Wu passed by, he saw a pair of little black unicorns laughing and playing on the rockery, jumping from one piece to another, fighting, and suddenly turned into a man and a woman, two ten-year-olds. The next-year-old little doll was wearing a black outfit, and when he saw the gray-clothed youth, he called out "Third Senior Brother" crisply, and then looked at Yu Zeguanwu and his party with curious eyes.

After walking through the courtyard, Guan Wu was immediately attracted by a piece of roof.

It's not about how beautiful the roof is, but there is a man wearing a fiery red robe sitting on the roof, with a frivolous smile on his face and a giant python wrapped around his body, noticing Guan Wu's gaze, He also raised his eyebrows towards this side, so frightened that Guan Wu immediately jumped to the other shoulder.

After walking for a while, we finally came to the main hall.

Jing Tian, ​​who had met once before, was sitting on the main seat, drinking tea leisurely.

Standing behind him was a handsome young man in a blue robe. Although the expression on his face was light, it gave off a gentle feeling. He was still holding a baby in his arms. A baby who was only a few months old was sitting next to him Sleeping soundly in my arms.

([-]) Phantom Wisdom Mirror

Yu Ze worshiped Jing Tian as his teacher.

Jing Tian originally wanted to take Guan Wu into his family, but Yu Ze flatly refused.

Jing Tian was very surprised at the time, but Guan Wu's heart was like a mirror—it must be Yu Ze's desire to protect and possess again, what a sweet burden.

After living in Jingzhen Mountain for nearly a month, Yu Ze practiced kung fu every day, while Guan Wu made jokes every day, but he learned a lot.

For example, Jing Tian now has seven apprentices including Yu Ze.

For example, the blue-clothed youth standing behind Jingtian is called Haishan, and he is a big disciple.

For example, the red-clothed young man I saw that day was named Tian Xingqian, and he was the second disciple, and the Tuntian python beside him was named Yunyue, which was his contracted spirit beast.

For example, the young man in gray who led them into the mountain that day was named Hei Lan, with the mildest personality, and he was the third disciple.

For example, the pair of female unicorns are divine beasts conceived by heaven and earth just like Guan Wu. The elder brother is Yin Chen, who is the fourth disciple, and the younger sister is Yin Yue, who is the fifth disciple.

And Yu Ze, as the second-to-last entry, has become a well-deserved sixth disciple.

As for the baby girl held in Haishan's arms, her name is Murphy, she is only six months old now, she can't even speak, but she is already Jingtian's seventh disciple.

As a divine beast, Guan Wu can be said to be like a fish in water in the Peerless Heaven Realm.

Especially after taking the elixir, his soul was fully repaired, the spar on his forehead became brighter, and his ability to prophesy became stronger and more accurate.

On this day, Guan Wu was playing with the child in the room.

Guan Liu and Yu Qi were almost two years old, and they were able to take shape long ago, but they could only turn into the appearance of two or three-year-old children, stumbling and stumbling.

Hearing a "bang", the door was kicked open, Guan Liu was so frightened that he fell down, Yu Qi was also dragged by Guan Liu's clothes, and fell to the ground together, both of them looked at the uninvited guest.

It was their other father, Yu Ze.

Seeing Yu Ze's angry face, Guan Wu hurriedly stepped forward to cheer him up: "What happened?"

Yu Ze was so angry that his eyes were red, and he calmed down for a long time before telling the whole story.

It turns out that the culprit for Yu Ze's misery in this half of his life has always been Jing Tian.

When Yu Ze was still in his mother's womb, Han Ling actually wanted to get rid of the child, but Jing Tian suddenly appeared and asked him to keep the child, and gave him a series of instructions. As a threat, let Han Ling follow his orders.Han Ling felt sorry for his second brother, so he agreed.

So Yu Ze was born, was abandoned, and wandered as an orphan for more than ten years. Later, because of Han Ling's secret tricks, he fell into the devil's way, and since then he has run counter to spiritual practice.It's just that Guan Wu's death in the middle of the journey was unexpected by Jing Tian. Guan Wu is a divine beast, and Jing Tian didn't pay enough attention to it, so how could he intentionally kill him.

And the reason why Jing Tian arranged such a fate for Yu Ze was entirely because Yu Ze was the chosen descendant of the demon clan.

Only after a lot of hard work can Yu Ze become a demon and contribute his part to maintaining world peace.

Guan Wu was stunned after hearing this.

Is there something wrong with Jingtian's head?

Not only did Yu Ze suffer such misery, but he actually said it out on his own initiative, did he think that Yu Ze would not demolish Jingzhen Mountain, so he was confident?

But Yu Ze was the victim after all, although Guan Wu was too shocked to speak, he still tried to comfort Yu Ze a few words, and helped him scold Jing Tian bloody.

However, it doesn't seem to be of any use.

When Guan Wu woke up the next day, he heard the news that Yu Ze had demolished Jingtian's house.

Alas, today Yu Ze is as vindictive as ever.

Guan Wu glanced at the bright sky outside, turned over, turned back into the appearance of a golden kitten, put his head on the soft bellies of the two kittens, stretched himself, and continued to sleep.