Lord, you are broken

When Guan Wu woke up, he found a circle of heads in front of him.

Si Jieyue's big face was the closest, and Guan Wu was so frightened that he slapped it.

Si Jieyue almost fell off the bed, pulled his hand away angrily, and said, "Are you finally awake?"

"Yeah." Guan Wu wiped his face, feeling a little dizzy, and wanted to sit up while supporting the bed, Si Jieyue quickly gave him a hand and put him a pillow, Guan Wu was flattered, "What's the matter? "

At this time, Yu Ze came in with a bowl of medicine, squeezed away Si Zaiyue, and handed the medicine bowl to Guan Wu, "Drink it."

Guan Wu leaned over to smell it, and found that it didn't have the bitter taste of traditional Chinese medicine, but was full of natural fragrance. He frowned and pushed away the edge of the bowl that was almost on his lips, and asked, "What is this?"

Yu Ze's lips paused, as if he didn't know what to say.

Si Zaiyue, on the other hand, was very straightforward, saying word by word: "Anti-fetal medicine."

"Pfft—" Guan Wu almost sprayed Yu Ze's face with a mouthful of saliva, and he almost knocked over the bowl.

He staggered and grabbed Yu Ze's shoulders to keep his balance, and looked at Si Jieyue with an expression of looking at a flying fairy outside the sky: "What did you say?!!!"

Si Jieyue's face remained unchanged, and he repeated: "Antifetal medicine."

Guan Wu: "..."

He must have not woken up, he must still be dreaming!

Guan Wu shook his head vigorously, changed the subject, and asked, "Where are those monks?"

"It's already defeated." Yu Ze looked a little unnatural, and passed the medicine bowl forward, "Hey, drink it quickly."

Guan Wu's nose twitched, his expression resisted, what if he didn't want to eat grass?

He tried to stir up a new topic: "Oh, did I scare you away?"

As soon as the words fell, a cold snort came from the door, Ning Jiu walked in from the door with his hands behind his back, and said angrily: "You still have the face to say it!"

Guan Wu shrank his neck, smiled flatteringly and said, "Why, what's the matter?"

Ning Jiu strode forward, pinched the tender flesh on his face as if venting his anger, and let go only when it turned slightly red, "Do you know how many disciples you have hurt us! If you don't have the ability, you will add chaos!"

Guan Wu protested dissatisfied: "No! I obviously want to drive away those smelly monks!"

"As far as your indiscriminate attack is concerned, let's save it!" Ning Jiu rolled his eyes, "Fortunately, those ordinary disciples wear the jade cards specially made by our Jianzong, otherwise they would have been yelled at by you like those outside. The spiritual power in it was so shocking that the seven orifices bleed to death!"

what what? !

How awesome is his roar?

Guan Wu was both excited and guilty, and hurriedly asked: "How are those disciples?"

Ning Jiu said: "After taking the prescription prepared by Junior Brother Si, there is no serious problem for now."

Guan Wu breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems that he is still too naive, thinking that he can avoid the members of his team by launching a group attack like in the game. He should have thought of it when those monsters bowed their heads indiscriminately.Fortunately, Senior Brother Ning had the foresight to not cause unnecessary casualties within his own Sword Sect.

But thinking of this, Guan Wu asked again: "Then those spiritual monks, did they escape with serious injuries?"

"It's true that some of you were hurt by your voice." Speaking of this, Ning Jiu couldn't help but look at Yu Ze again, "But those with higher cultivation levels were hacked to death by him."

"...Ah?" Guan Wu was dumbfounded.

Ning Jiu explained the confusion: "Once you fainted, he seemed to have taken a stimulant. He almost went mad and killed all the people who besieged him. There is still a demonic energy in the sect."

After this battle, it is estimated that Tianxian Sword Sect will be completely excluded from the path of spiritual cultivation.

But it doesn't matter, they are a unique sect. Although they are also one of the three major sects, the number of disciples in the sect is only one tenth of that of Luyin Temple, and even the Yingtian Sect is more than three times their number. Not to mention those first- and second-rate sects outside.From now on, even if you can no longer recruit disciples, it is actually not a big problem.

Ning Jiu didn't quite understand from a long time ago, as demon cultivators, why they wanted to establish a sect in a mainland where spiritual cultivation is everywhere, obviously it is more suitable for them to stay in the demon world to develop.What's more, Lingxiu also shouted at Yaoxiu at the sight of it, and they still had to worry about ensuring that their identities would not be discovered. It was really strange, and I don't know what the founder of the sect thought.

It's just that there's no need to tell Guan Wu about these troubles, it's better for this kitten to keep its cute and stupid look.

Not to mention he's not a cat anymore...

Thinking of this, Ning Jiu's gaze could not help but fall on Guan Wu's lower abdomen.

Seeing that Guan Wu was a little hairy, he couldn't help but move his butt.

But Yu Ze also pushed forward at the same time, saying: "The medicine has cooled down a bit, drink it quickly."

The light brown concoction came into view, Guan Wu suddenly forgot the name and efficacy of the medicine, opened his mouth hesitantly, and let Yu Ze tilt the bowl slightly, a taste like vegetable juice flowed into his mouth .

Si Jieyue said: "That's good, take good care of the fetus, and give birth to a litter of healthy kittens, so we can all share the play with each other."

"Puff cough cough..." Guan Wu spat out a mouthful of the medicinal juice, splashing Yu Ze all over his head and face.

Yu Ze: "..."

Ning Jiu glared at Si Jieyue: "Can't you wait for him to drink before talking!"

Si Jieyue shrugged, made a gesture of sewing her mouth shut, and stopped talking.

But Guan Wu had already been struck by lightning.

He suddenly remembered the word on both sides repeated by Si Jieyue just now - anti-fetal medicine.

What kind of baby?Why should he have an abortion?

Guan Wu grabbed Yu Ze's hand who was wiping his mouth, and asked through gritted teeth, "You're kidding me, aren't you?"

He is a big man, how could he be pregnant!

But Yu Ze's expression punctured his fantasy, he shook his head solemnly, and said: "No, you are indeed pregnant."

"Pfft..." If there was nothing in his mouth, Guan Wu really wanted to slap Yu Ze in the face again, "I'm a fucking man!"

Even if Yu Ze had said something about letting him have kittens after sex before, shouldn't that be dirty talk between men!Now it's real, don't be ridiculous!

But even Ning Jiu's expression was extremely serious, "Xiao Wu, the bodies of divine beasts are different from ordinary monsters, spirit beasts and monsters. A small part of them can conceive and have children even if they are male."

Guan Wu tremblingly said: "...I am that small part?"

Ning Jiu nodded.

Guan Wu let out a scream, fell back on the bed, and covered his head with the quilt.

If it is said that Yu Ze would use childbirth to add interest to life, if it is said that Si Jieyue would use childbirth to see his jokes, but Ning Jiu has no reason to lie to him!Ning Jiu is the most reliable person he knows. When there was no Yu Ze in the past, he relied on Ning Jiu's protection to be heartless for so long, but now even Ning Jiu has said so.

Guan Wu felt that he was delusional, and the author must have let him have a boy in order to get revenge on him for giving him a negative score.

Labor and management no longer dare to give a negative score QAQ!

No, labor and management will never read the text again QAQ!

There are risks in reading the text, and you need to be cautious when playing negative, a lesson like blood.

It is estimated that looking at Guan Wu's face with a heavy blow, Shen Feihong and Han Changqing, who had been standing by the side and did not speak, did not dare to ask about the kitten. Under Ning Jiu's eyes, they talked about their favorite Si Jieyue, who ran against Guan Wu, left the room with Ning Jiu, leaving Yu Ze alone.

Alas, I still really want to know the situation of the kitten...

The kittens born by the second senior brother must be as stupid and cute as the second senior brother, the two senior brothers all sighed with regret.

Guan Wu pretended to be an ostrich under the quilt for a while, and then he got out again when he got a little depressed, and met Yu Ze's deep eyes all at once.

"Don't you like it?" Yu Ze asked immediately.

Guan Wu was dumbfounded and didn't understand: "What don't you like?"

"Don't you like our child?" Yu Ze touched his flushed cheeks due to lack of oxygen, "You seem very upset."

"Of course I like my child..." Guan Wu mumbled.

Just didn't like the one that popped out of him.Of course I didn't dare to say this.

But Yu Ze seemed to see through his mind at a glance, and he touched his face with two points of strength, "Don't you dislike him, he will be sad."

Yu Ze's hand moved to Guan Wu's lower abdomen again, "I will be sad too."

Guan Wu: "..."

He felt a little stuffy, but seeing Yu Ze's expression, he didn't dare to speak again.

It can be seen that Yu Ze should like children very much, especially his children.It may have something to do with him being an orphan when he was a child. He valued those close to him very much, otherwise he wouldn't have caused a tragedy because he wanted to keep Guan Wuqiang by his side.

But Guan Wu really didn't want to have children.

... Is it possible to take the kittens out and breed them elsewhere?

Guan Wu shook his head vigorously, expelling his whimsical idea.In modern times, there is no technology for in vitro breeding of babies, so how could it be possible in this mysterious ancient times.

Yu Ze has been paying attention to Guan Wu's every move. Seeing him shaking his head, he thought it was because he refused to have a child, so he immediately showed a weeping expression, "But he is also your child."

Guan Wu: "..."

Big brother, don't look like I'm forcing you to have an abortion, okay =_=.

As a pure man who was told that he had a kitten in his belly, Guan Wu expressed that he was shocked.

The male lead is really getting worse and worse.

Guan Wu looked at him embarrassingly, feeling that the painting styles of the two were too different.

Seeing Guan Wu's aggrieved eyes, Yu Ze probably understood that he should not push too hard.After all, Guan Wu is also a man. Although he is a little stupid, he is not stupid enough to treat himself as a woman. It is a bit difficult for him to have a child.

Yu Ze decided to take his time, Guan Wu would think about it one day.

So he patted Guan Wu's head and said, "That's all right, you should have a good rest first, and we'll talk about the child's affairs later. I'll go find Ling Zhi for you first, and then I'll talk about it after solving your physical problems."

Guan Wu grabbed him: "What's wrong with my body?"

"Did you forget?" Yu Ze squeezed his palm, "Ning Jiu said before that you are stunted and need the assistance of Ling Zhi to fully develop."

You are stunted, your whole family is stunted!

Guan Wu secretly gave Yu Ze a little middle finger in his heart, Lao Zi is obviously a real man!The growth period is over!

"But if I grow up, won't I predict a world disaster?" Guan Wu said.

"That's true," Yu Ze's expression settled down, "However, rather than letting you grow up incomplete for the rest of your life, I still hope that you can grow up completely. Don't worry, even if there is a catastrophe, I will also face you before."

Guan Wu knew that Yu Ze was thinking of himself, but it was still the same question - "What if you are arrested again?"

Yu Ze smiled and rubbed him, and said: "You think I'm you, I will never fall for the same trick a second time. Last time I was alone and defenseless, this time I will bring my men, and I will never fall for it again." I will let Han Chong succeed again."

Guan Wu slapped his hand away angrily, "Get lost."

----

Yu Ze really left as soon as he said.

Guan Wu slept for a while in the afternoon, and when he woke up the next day, he found no one there.

Isn't he afraid that he will secretly get rid of the kitten behind his back?Guan Wu felt that Yu Ze's heart was really big.

After taking another nap, Guan Wu felt much refreshed, so he got down from the bed and ran to Ning Jiu's room.

Ning Jiu was reading a book in his room, and was a little surprised when he saw Guan Wu coming: "Are you awake?"

"Well," Guan Wu nodded, and ran to the side of his seat, "give me a place."

"..." Ning Jiu moved a little to the side without a word, and Guan Wu immediately sat down unceremoniously, even pressing down on Ning Jiu's thigh.

Guan Wu moved uncomfortably, and moved the two of them closer together, which made them feel much more comfortable.

Ning Jiu couldn't help asking: "You're not in the room to rest, what are you doing here?"

"You really treat me as a patient..." Guan Wu rolled his eyes, approached Ning Jiu, and asked seriously, "Then what, are you sure you won't misdiagnose me? I really...well, in my stomach... What's the matter?"

"Otherwise?" Ning Jiu looked at him strangely, "Could it be possible that we can still lie to you?"

"Si Jieyue can't say for sure, but I think you definitely can't, brother." Guan Wu said, "But do you really think it's normal for a man to be pregnant? I think the three views are about to collapse!"

Ning Jiu sighed helplessly, and said, "Since you are a demon cultivator, you are already different from ordinary men. Isn't it strange that you came back from the dead?"

Guan Wu pouted.

"Okay," Ning Jiu patted his head and said, "Since the matter has already happened, let's accept it with peace of mind."

Guan Wu slapped his hand away angrily, and rolled his eyes: "You are not the one who dares to have feelings for the kitten."

Ning Jiu laughed and said, "Even if I'm pregnant, I'm not a kitten."

Guan Wu let out an "oh" and said, "By the way, I haven't seen the shape of a changeling beast yet, so show me someday?"

Ning Jiu was very straightforward: "Yes."

Guan Wu didn't really want to look, he rolled his eyes, hooked Ning Jiu's neck, pulled him to the same level as himself, and said in a low voice: "Senior brother, is there any way you can get me in my stomach? This thing...get rid of it?"

"What?" Ning Jiu suspected that he had heard wrong.

Guan Wu repeated it stupidly: "In other words, abortion?"

Ning Jiu's expression suddenly became serious, "Why?"

Guan Wu didn't notice the change in his expression, and said to himself: "Why, I'm a man, even though I'm with Yu Ze, it doesn't mean I have to have a baby, I don't want to."

Ning Jiu said: "It's not a strange thing for a man to have children among our beasts, you don't have to worry about it."

Guan Wu said: "But I still can't accept it, I don't want to have a baby, I really don't want to have a baby."

Ning Jiu looked at him for a while, then sighed deeply after a long while, and said, "Then Yu Ze, what are you going to say?"

"Hmm..." Guan Wu thought for a while with his head on the ceiling, and said, "Or let Junior Brother Si say it was a misdiagnosis? Anyway, I have always been skeptical of his medical skills."

Ning Jiu said helplessly: "Is it true that you won't change your mind? I'm afraid you will regret it in the future."

"Although abortion sounds really cruel..." Guan Wu muttered a few words, "But my feeling is not very real now, I don't think there is really any kitten in my stomach, so You shouldn't regret it..."

Hearing Guan Wu's uncertain tone, Ning Jiu said earnestly, "Don't rush to make a decision. After you feel them, if you still don't want them, we'll think about what you said."

"But," Guan Wu frowned, "I just want to solve it quickly while Yu Ze is away, in case he doesn't agree after he comes back... no, he definitely won't agree, so senior brother, you can help Help me, I..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard a loud noise from the yard.

Guan Wu shook his shoulders, jumped off the chair, opened the door, and the whole cat froze.

Yu Ze tightly held a handful of Lingzhi in his hand, his eyes were burning with raging anger, and he had an expression that wished to tear Guan Wu apart.

Guan Wu understood almost instantly - Yu Ze heard what he said just now.

"Yu Ze..." Guan Wu called out in a low voice.

Yu Ze seemed to be stimulated by his voice, took two steps back fiercely, threw the Lingzhi in his hand on the ground, turned his head and ran away.

"Yu Ze!" Guan Wu subconsciously chased him out of the yard, only to find that Yu Ze had disappeared.

Another scream came from the yard.

Guan Wu ran back in a hurry, and saw Ning Jiu was holding a few delicate flowers that fell on the ground with a sad face. The flowerpot fragments and soil on the ground were scattered all over the ground, which was obviously destroyed by Yu Ze's rage.

The corner of Guan Wu's mouth twitched, he saw the Ling Zhi dropped by Yu Ze from the corner of his eyes, he walked over to pick it up, and handed it to Ning Jiu, "Here, I will give you compensation."

Ning Jiu glanced at it, and said angrily: "This thing is for you, why do you want it for me?"

"For me?" Guan Wu took his hand back, "But didn't he just go out yesterday, why did he find something and come back today?"

Ning Jiu said: "Doesn't that just mean that he values ​​you?"

Guan Wu was speechless.

Ning Jiu sighed and said: "Think about the child, I think he really likes the child. This is not a matter of one person, it is also his blood, you can't make decisions for him .”

Recalling Yu Ze's expression just now, Guan Wu couldn't help but suspect that he had done something heinous.

Just a child, still a kitten, as for?

Guan Wu frowned in distress.

"Not only him, but we also like children very much." Ning Jiu said.

"Then why don't you find a wife?" Guan Wu asked, "Aren't your children closer?"

Ning Jiu said: "Isn't there no chance? After all, you have this opportunity. Selfishly speaking, I don't want you to give up."

Guan Wu's eyes widened, "Brother, do you want kittens too?"

Ning Jiu smiled and said, "Of course."

Guan Wu murmured: "Then you don't tell me either."

Ning Jiu said: "If we say so, will you keep the child?"

Guan Wu said hesitantly: "If you all want it... I might obey the majority."

Ning Jiu said speechlessly: "Then Yu Ze's opinion is not important? He is the child's other father!"

Guan Wu seemed a little at a loss, and said: "I didn't know he would be so angry, and I..."

"Xiao Wu," Ning Jiu knocked on his forehead, "It's not a matter of knowing or not, since you are with him, you should think more about him."

Guan Wu said: "I have considered it!"

Ning Jiu stared at him: "Huh?"

Guan Wu was speechless: "...well, I did think about myself first this time, I was wrong. Do you think I should apologize to him?"

Ning Jiu said: "Of course I want it!"

Guan Wu said: "Then I'll go find him first."

After speaking, he turned his head and ran away.

Ning Jiu didn't hold back, paused on the spot, and let him go.

If he knew that something like that would happen in the future, he would probably tie Guan Wu up in the room and not let him go anywhere.

Guan Wu went there for three days without hearing from him, and even when Yu Ze found the second spiritual plant and came back, he was relieved, and when he was about to find Guan Wu, he didn't come back.

"What did you say?!" Yu Ze exploded when he heard Ning Jiu say that Guan Wu had been out for several days and hadn't come back, "Don't you know that his body is different now! How dare you let him go down the mountain alone !"

Ning Jiu was also annoyed: "Who made you run so far when you get angry, Xiao Wu is looking for you!"

Yu Ze said: "It's not because of him that I ran this far!"

"Okay, okay, let's stop arguing," Ning Jiu raised his hand to stop him, "The most urgent thing is to find Xiao Wu first."

Simply put, first Yu Ze and then Guan Wu, I really don't know which gods I offended!