Lord, you are broken

Wasn't the vacuum master kidnapped in the legend?How would it appear here?

Guan Wu raised his head and glanced at Yu Ze, but he could only see his chin with light stubble, he couldn't help stretching his neck and touched it with his nose.The slight pricking pain made the kitten extremely comfortable, and subconsciously rubbed its head several times.

Yu Ze looked down at him, smiled dotingly, and kissed him lightly on the head.

Guan Wu squinted his eyes in comfort.

Standing aside, Han Chong felt that it was impossible to see, rolled his eyes, and stepped on the path covered with petals.

Seeing this, Guan Wu let out a "meow", motioning for Yu Ze to follow.

The Vacuum Master far at the end of the path seemed to have noticed their arrival, paused the watering can in his hand, and looked up.

For some reason, Guan Wu was a little terrified by this look.

Yu Ze noticed that the hair on his back was slightly raised, and quickly lowered his head to get closer, and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?"

Guan Wu let out a "meow" and shook his head, but he couldn't say anything.

Looking at each other, three people and one cat have already met in front of the farmhouse.

Han Chong still had a tone that made people want to slap him to death in the second grade, "Hey, great monk, what is this place?"

Master Vacuum put down the watering can in his hand, clasped his palms together, and said with a slight smile: "There is no name here, but the poor monk called it Peach Blossom Mountain, and it is the temporary seclusion place of the poor monk."

Han Chong snorted disdainfully, and said, "Who cares what name you choose, you just need to tell me how to get out of here."

Master Vacuum said very kindly: "Meeting is fate, since we are here, why don't you stay here for a few days, relax your mind, why rush to leave?"

Han Chong didn't think so, he still had to find someone, and he didn't know if his brother had really come back to life, and if the mechanism was triggered because someone broke into the forbidden area.

He said angrily: "You don't have anything in this shitty place, what am I going to do here? I have business to do, so I don't have time to waste time chatting with you here. Tell me how to get out quickly, or else I will die Don't blame me for being merciless!"

Guan Wu couldn't help but rolled his eyes.

It's also due to Master Vacuum's good temper. If it was Yu Ze, he would come up and beat him up without saying anything.

As expected, Master Vacuum wasn't angry at all, but continued to smile tolerantly: "If you don't want to stay, you can find a way out. This is just an ordinary hill."

When Han Chong heard this, he immediately turned his head and left.

Master Vacuum watched him leave with a smile, a treasure-faced majesty.

Although Guan Wu felt that Master Vacuum was a kind person, he still didn't dare to expose that he was a demon cultivator to him, an elder of Luyin Temple, so he endured not turning back into a human form, and still huddled in Yu Ze's arms.

However, Master Vacuum seemed to have opened his eyes, looked at the direction Han Chong was leaving, and said to Guan Wu: "Master Guan, it shouldn't be uncomfortable to hide in the demon's clothes, right? Why don't you transform into a human form and let's enjoy lunch together?" meal?"

Guan Wu was shocked by the whole cat.

Why would the Vacuum Master know his identity?

Yu Ze behaved very calmly, it seemed that the exposure of Guan Wu Yaoxiu's identity was not a big deal to him, but he would punch back anyone who made a fuss about it.

Master Vacuum turned around and looked at Guan Wu with a smile.

Guan Wu: "..."

He wiped his face with his paws, jumped from Yu Ze's embrace to the ground, and changed back into a human form.

Master Vacuum's expression remained unchanged, he still looked amiable, and even expressed Guan Wu's deepest desire in his heart right now.

"Peak Lord Guan is hungry too, I've prepared some simple food here, if you don't mind..."

"Don't dislike it, don't dislike it!" Without further ado, Guan Wu immediately classified Master Vacuum into the ranks of good people, "What does Master have here?"

"It's just some eggs and coarse grains." Master Vacuum said.

Guan Wu's eyes lit up immediately, "Then let's eat now!"

Yu Ze: "..."

My own cat, even if I dislike it, I can't show it.

Seeing Guan Wu follow Master Vacuum into the house, Yu Ze shook his head helplessly, and looked at the already bright sky outside, they were actually trapped in that tomb all night.

Walking into the house, Guan Wu couldn't wait to sit down at the table, staring at the simple food on the table with bright eyes.

Three bowls of porridge, six eggs, and a plate of steamed buns.

Yu Ze couldn't understand why Guan Wu was so excited by such a simple meal, didn't he eat dried fish before?

Yu Ze apparently forgot that when the two first met, Guan Wu once exchanged a piece of Lingshi for two white steamed buns for him to eat.

Guan Wu always has an inexplicable obsession with food, regardless of the type and quality of the food, as long as the taste is decent, he can eliminate it all.

During those ten seconds when Yu Ze was speechless, Guan Wu had already quickly wiped out a steamed bun.

Even the usually indifferent Vacuum Master was stunned for two seconds before continuing to pick up the half-full porridge bowl and taking a sip slowly.

Seeing this, Yu Ze could only sit down beside Guan Wu silently.

It's just that he didn't like to eat much after bigu, except when he and Guan Wu snatched small dried fish to "eat".

Master Vacuum didn't say anything, after he finished a bowl of porridge, he watched Guan Wu's wind and clouds in silence.

Guan Wu didn't feel anything at first, but as he ate, he felt something was wrong. He had to stop talking, carefully glanced at the two men who were staring at him, and said, "I...have I eaten too much? gone?"

Yu Ze thought of the kitten in his womb, so naturally he wouldn't have any positive answer.

And the vacuum master also said very intimately: "If it is not enough, there is still in the kitchen."

Guan Wu looked at him carefully, seeing that he was really unhappy that he had no stock left to be eaten up, so he continued to eat with peace of mind.

At this time, Yu Ze suddenly asked: "Master, I wonder if I can ask a question."

Master Vacuum said, "Please tell me."

Yu Ze said: "Before, a group of disciples from Luyin Temple came to Tianxian Jianzong Mountain to ask for someone. They insisted that I kidnapped the master and asked me to return him to them. I wonder if the master can come out of the mountain once and return to Luyin with us. If the temple makes it clear, it will be better to return my innocence."

Master Vacuum agreed without saying a word: "What's the problem? You guys rest here for a few days, then I will leave with you and go to Luyin Temple to explain the situation."

Guan Wu tried his best to swallow the steamed bun in his mouth, and asked, "Then why did you leave without saying goodbye, Master?"

Master Vacuum sighed, and said, "If you really want to talk about it, the source is still you, Peak Master Guan."

Guan Wu chewed for a while, and said in a daze, "Me?"

"That's right," Master Vacuum showed shame, "16 years ago, I led you to the Monster Execution Platform. I originally wanted to investigate the truth of the matter, but I didn't want to kill you, Peak Master. I really feel guilty. For more than ten years, I have been living in repentance. I was relieved when I learned that you did not really die. I wanted to go out alone and find a place to live in seclusion. I didn't want to get involved in spiritual cultivation. I'm really sorry which one has caused you trouble again."

Guan Wu hurriedly said: "Master, please don't say that, it's not your responsibility, it's just that those so-called righteous ways are too self-righteous, which caused so many troubles, and it has nothing to do with you, Master."

Yu Ze quietly covered his eyes with meaning, and stopped speaking.

At this moment, the door of the house was suddenly kicked open forcefully.

This farmhouse was originally built with simple bricks, tiles and wooden boards, and the door was entirely made of wood, which could not withstand damage at all. When I stepped down, it naturally fell to the ground together with the hinges, which was shocking. There was a thin layer of dust.

Han Chong stood at the door with a dark face, his eyes turned around the room, and then fixed on Master Vacuum.

He strode over, grabbed the master by the collar, roughly lifted him from the chair, and asked angrily: "Smelly monk, what did you do! Why can't I get out of this building?" Mountain!"

The vacuum master called "Amitabha" and sighed: "Han Shizhu, why are you so angry..."

Before he finished speaking, Han Chong tightened his grip on his collar again, "Smelly monk, don't tell me about these things. I want you to send me out of this damn place right now! Otherwise, don't blame me." Turn your face and deny anyone!"

Guan Wu gnawed on the steamed bun, and said coolly, "Haven't you turned your back on me now?"

Han Chong glanced at him, and his eyes stayed on the half-eaten grain steamed bun in his hand. He frowned and said, "Why are you eating again? Haven't you eaten it before? Are you a pig?"

Guan Wu: "..."

Depend on!Does labor and capital get in the way of you?Have you eaten your rice?Did you eat your little fish?

As soon as Guan Wu was scolded, Yu Ze naturally stood up for him without hesitation, and fought without saying a word, not only rescued Master Vacuum from Han Chong's hands, but even forced him out of the house with a few palms.

Han Chong said angrily, "Yu Ze! I don't have time to mess around with you now, so get out of the way!"

Yu Ze didn't intend to continue fighting, so he stopped after a few strokes.

Guan Wu and Master Vacuum also followed.

Han Chong's attention was once again attracted by the Vacuum Master, and he said loudly, "Monk, tell me how to leave quickly, otherwise..."

Master Vacuum interrupted him with a Buddha's name, and said, "Don't worry, Master Han. When the time comes, you can leave naturally."

Han Chong asked, "When will it be considered the time?"

Master Vacuum said: "Don't worry about this, why don't you go into the house with the poor monk first, sit down and drink a couple of cups of tea and eat a few eggs..."

"Hey, who wants to eat your broken eggs and steamed buns!" Han Chong spat, "I usually eat monster meat and drink spirit wine. Do you have any?"

The vacuum master's answer was naturally shaking his head.

Han Chong sneered, and said, "Then you'd better keep those things for the cats." Yu Ze's glance successfully made him change his mind.

Guan Wu rolled his eyes and made a face at him.

Han Chong immediately looked disgusted.

Guan Wu and Yu Ze were not in a hurry to go back, let alone Guan Wu was not full yet.

After Han Chong calmed down, he followed into the room. Four people sat around a small square table, but only one person was eating.

Yu Ze handed him a porridge and poured a glass of water from time to time, for fear that he would not eat well.

Han Chong disliked Guan Wu's appetite so much, he couldn't figure out that Yu Ze would rather choose a gluttonous idiot than his beautiful and attractive daughter.However, he is not interested in intervening in the affairs of young people. Whoever likes whom, who has a lover and who finally gets married, and who breaks up with whom, doesn't care about his business.All he wanted now was to retrieve his brother's soul and bring him back to life.

Master Vacuum was still smiling slightly, but no one noticed where his gaze fell.

After eating about three plates of steamed buns, a whole plate of eggs, two bowls of porridge, and a plate of side dishes, Guan Wu stopped and patted his stomach.

"Are you full?" Yu Ze asked.

Guan Wu nodded, then looked at Master Vacuum, and said with some embarrassment: "Master, I'm sorry to have eaten so much from you, we will pay for it."

Master Vacuum shook his head with a smile, and said: "It's okay, I'm already bigu, and I keep these foods. I wouldn't have prepared these if it wasn't for your return."

Guan Wu was taken aback, and said, "Master knows we're coming? Are you good at fortune-telling?"

"Just a little bit of understanding," Master Vacuum said, "I can hit seven or eight out of ten times."

"That's amazing!" Guan Wu's starry eyes are better than his half-dreams of prophecy.

Han Chong watched Guan Wu eating for half the morning, and he was already extremely impatient, so he patted the table and said, "Isn't it time yet? When can I leave?"

Guan Wu looked at him in surprise: "Don't you think it's time when I finish eating?"

Han Chong didn't answer.

But judging by his expression, nine out of ten the answer is affirmative.

Guan Wu was a little speechless, the more he got to know Han Chong, the more he felt that his IQ was owed.When we met for the first time, I thought he was an evil big boss, but I didn't expect him to reveal his IQ when we met for the second time. Could it be that he was bullied by his brother when he was a child?Or simply because he is so stupid, that's why he was bullied miserably...

Master Vacuum said: "When I say it, I mean the timing."

Han Chong said: "Then when will the time come? You won't let me stay in this shitty place for ten days and half a month!"

Who says birds don't shit anymore?Isn't there a few old hens in the yard outside?

Master Vacuum seemed not to be angry no matter what he heard, he just said, "Please be patient, Master Han."

Han Chong rolled his eyes and walked away. Most likely, he went to find a way out again.

He searched for it for a whole day, and when he came back again, he still had some injuries on his body, and he was in a lot of embarrassment.

At that time, Guan Wu was in the shape of a cat, and he was playing with chickens in the yard. When he saw Han Chong, he was startled. He turned around and jumped on Yu Ze's shoulder, stepping on a row of cat paw prints on his clothes. .

Yu Ze was not annoyed either, and only after making sure the kitten could sit firmly on his shoulders did he pat the dust off his clothes.

Han Chong looked coldly at the two Xiu Enai in front of him, snorted, and walked towards the house.

After working all day, he finally found the barrier imposed on this mountain. He wanted to break the barrier and rush out, but he didn't want the person who gave the barrier to be more than one grade higher than him. Han Chong wanted to Forcibly cracked it, but ended up in a disgraceful end.

He angrily poured all the water in the pot, but he still couldn't stop the anger in his heart.

That enchantment must have been laid by the stinky monk in vacuum!

He also said that the time has not come yet, so he clearly didn't want him to leave!

Han Chong didn't think about why Master Vacuum forced them to stay. His only thought now was to arrest Vacuum, force him to remove the barrier, and let him go.

But since his cultivation base is higher than his own, it can't be obvious.

Han Chong glanced at the sky outside the window, and decided to wait until Vacuum fell asleep before making plans.

With this plan in mind, he was more polite when the vacuum master arranged the room for him, and he no longer pressed him face to face about leaving.

Although this farmhouse is small, there are still a few rooms, and the vacuum master loves to clean, every room is cleaned regularly, and the owner can be occupied immediately.It's just that I slept on the kang, and it hurts a little to lie on it.

But Guan Wu needn't be afraid, he could choose to lie on Yu Ze's body.

You don't even need to turn into a cat, Yu Ze's figure is already one size bigger than Guan Wu's, and Guan Wu's lying on his body is like sleeping on a human-shaped cushion, not to mention how comfortable it is.The only fly in the ointment is Yu Ze's salty trotters.

For the third time, Guan Wu removed Yu Ze's claws from his buttocks, glared at him dissatisfied, and said, "This is at Master's house, what do you want?"

Yu Ze said innocently: "I don't do anything, just touch, can't I?"

"No!" Guan Wu sternly refused, who knows what indescribable things will happen after touching it, with countless lessons learned, he expressed complete disbelief in Yu Ze's character!

Yu Ze sighed, and complained: "Oh, I didn't expect you to get tired of me so quickly, how will you live in the future?"

Guan Wu: "..." What the hell!

Guan Wu bit his chin to express his dissatisfaction.

But Yu Ze said: "Look, you are not teasing me yourself."

"No way!" Guan Wu's eyes widened, and he felt a slight bulge where the two of them touched, and blushed immediately, "It's obvious that you are dissatisfied with your desires!"

"I'm really dissatisfied," Yu Ze said, "What can you do to make me full?"

If it were anywhere else he would have followed...

Guan Wu bit his lower lip and said, "Why are you so full of such things..."

Yu Ze snorted, stretched his right hand along his back waist, into his pants, and pinched his smooth buttocks.

Guan Wu's mind went numb for a moment, and he couldn't hold back a soft hum that overflowed.

Yu Ze squeezed twice more, then walked along the gap and poked it all the way in.

Guan Wu flinched, bit his finger from behind, and at the same time stretched out his hand to grab his hand, saying: "Don't forget, I still have..."

"Si Jieyue said, it's okay," Yu Ze said proudly, "He said that demon cultivators are different from human beings, and that doing those things while pregnant can help them to have a safe pregnancy."

Guan Wu: "..."

Get lost, Si Jieyue!

While speaking, Yu Ze added a second finger.

Guan Wu bit his lower lip hard, his body was already very used to Yu Ze's touch, and with only two fingers, he was already moved uncontrollably.The small mouth opened and closed, and at first he was not satisfied with two fingers.

"Then, then you... Take it easy..."

Guan Wu's voice was as thin as a mosquito's moan, but to Yu Ze's ears it was like the sound of heaven.

He kissed Guan Wu's lips fiercely, then hugged him and sat up, quickly took out his own indescribable thing, replaced his fingers, and stepped forward.

The garden is full of spring here, but murderous intentions are hidden there.

According to his plan for the night, Han Chong hid his breath and lurked at the door of Master Vacuum's room.

He leaned against the simple door and listened for a while, the sound of steady breathing made him feel relieved, he pushed open the wooden door soundlessly, and sneaked into the room.

He also didn't think about it, the master of vacuum has such a high level of cultivation, how could he let him hear his own breathing when he fell asleep?

But Han Chong didn't expect so much, he only thought Vacuum was a stupid monk, and he didn't realize he had been fooled until he touched the bed all the way and found that there was nothing under the quilt.

A sigh sounded like thunder from behind Han Chong. Before he could turn around, a strong hand pinched the back of his neck and pushed him face down on the bed. The power of resistance.

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For Guan Wu, this night was both thrilling and enjoyable.

Besides, many people like to cheat, and having sex on other people's territory is indeed much more exciting than being at home.

Guan Wu covered his face, he felt that under Yu Ze's coercion and lure, he was becoming more and more immoral.What Yu Ze did last night was actually not intense, but the key is not to make any noise.

Guan Wu kept his mouth shut, for fear of being discovered.But Yu Ze always deliberately disagrees with him, and likes to see his expression on the verge of collapse, it couldn't be more hateful.

Under Yu Ze's torment, Guan Wu slept until noon.

Lie on Yu Ze's chest and opened his eyes, Guan Wu yawned and sat up while supporting Yu Ze's stomach, feeling a sore back.

But it's still cool.

There is no cleaning condition here, last night he did it to the end, he "ate" all of Yu Ze's things, and Yu Ze also ate his things, except for some sweat, there was no stain left on his body.

"How does your stomach feel?" Yu Ze followed suit and sat up.

"It's nothing, just a sore back." Guan Wu rubbed his eyes and said.

Yu Ze smiled mischievously, but put his hand on his waist very intimately, and pressed it for him.

It's almost done, and Guan Wu is also hungry.

The two walked out of the room together, but were stunned by the scene before them.

Who can tell them that this is not a dream... Why did Han Chong stand in the yard watering the vegetable fields? !It would be nice if he didn't trample on these things, okay?

When Han Chong heard the movement and turned his head, he saw Guan Wu's dumbfounded expression.

Frowning: "What are you looking at me for?"

Guan Wu stammered and said: "I was wondering if you were brainwashed by the vacuum master, or did you fall in love with the master and actually poured vegetables on him? What happened between the two of you last night?"

I thought I would get cynicism from Han Chong, but when I saw his expression paused, his cheeks turned slightly red.

Guan Wu: "..."

I go!This plot is going wrong!