Lord, you are broken

Guan Wu remembered.

Yu Ze pursed his lips.It's not that he didn't think that Guan Wu might recover his memory after absorbing the aura from Mo Yantian Xinlian, but compared to being rejected after recovering his memory, Yu Ze would still choose the former.But he didn't expect that the gap between the front and the back after the memory was restored would be so big.

Perhaps Guan Wu, who lost his memory, was too well-behaved, which allowed him to taste too much sweetness, that's why he felt so disappointed after being refused to touch him.

"What's wrong with you, Yu Ze?" Guan Wu couldn't help asking.

Although he was a little disappointed not being able to return to the original world after dying once, why did Yu Ze show such an expression?

Yu Ze smiled wryly, "You've already remembered it, haven't you?"

Guan Wu nodded: "Yes, yes."

Yu Ze said: "So you're going to start hating me?"

Guan Wu slightly widened his eyes.

Hate Yu Ze?Why?

Yu Ze took Guan Wu's reaction as acquiescing, and said with some disappointment: "You have just recovered your cultivation and memory, you must be tired, I won't stay tonight, you should have a good rest."

No!The spirit of labor and capital is full!

Before Guan Wu could speak, Yu Ze stood up from the bed lonely and left the room.

Guan Wu Erkang hands.

Male lead, please stop, I still have a lot of questions to ask you!

However, Yu Ze didn't have eyes behind his back, and he couldn't see the small eyes that Guan Wu kept.

Guan Wu silently withdrew his hand, stuffed it into his mouth and bit it tangled.

He still didn't understand, he obviously emptied out the Yao Yuan, how could he still survive?And it was actually found by Yu Ze!

Guan Wu carefully recalled the details of the reunion with Yu Ze, and his face turned red and then pale, white and blue.

Yu Ze...that fellow Yu Ze!It's too much to do so many indescribable things to him when he lost his memory!Thinking that he was still very cooperative, Guan Wu's face became even uglier.

It is true that he is rotten, but he is not crooked!

And the male lead, a straight stud who is destined to have a harem of tens of millions, why is he bent!

Male protagonist, you collapsed, can you make it or not!

After Guan Wu worried about his own life ten years ago, he also worried about his little chrysanthemum.

The male protagonist collapsed and wanted to be with the villain? Wait online.

Guan Wu couldn't help poking the system: Hello!System you uncle!

[...Why do you scold people as soon as you come up? 】

Guan Wu: If you don't scold who you scold, you can explain to me that because of the male protagonist Mao, he is thinking about labor and capital.

[Haven't you heard the saying, "If you rot for a long time, you will bend." 】

Guan Wu: Fuck you.

Guan Wu: As a system, you don't think about everything for the host, but you still take pleasure in other people's misfortunes. Believe it or not, labor and management have uninstalled you.

[You can't uninstall it.Besides, have you forgotten? 】

Guan Wu: What?

[I'm a peerless fake mother-in-law cultivation system, you can bend whoever you don't. 】

Guan Wu: ...

Guan Wu: Fuck you! ! !

[Besides, this system is the original party, and all actions and tasks are for the original. 】

Guan Wu: If the male protagonist bends over, does that mean he respects the original?I don't read much, so don't lie to me.

[You can tell at a glance that you have never read the book. 】

Guan Wu: ... Labor and management have seen a third of it!

[Since this is the case, then the system will show mercy and give you a chance. 】

[Submissions released.Location: Magic Palace.Task content: Enrage the hero. 】

[Mission failure penalty: good luck value -100. 】

Guan Wu: ...Is this called giving me a chance?You are fucking kidding me.

However, the system stopped responding to him.

Guan Wu felt very sad.

What does it mean to irritate the hero?This is to give the hero a chance to cripple himself!

Oh, it's not completely disabled.Ten years ago, he was worried that if the male lead got angry, he would torture himself to death. Now that he is fine, he should worry about whether he will be crippled when the male lead is angry.

... Your uncle, the system!

Guan Wu was so angry that he pounded the pillow for a while, then fell asleep.

----

Another dark room.

Guan Wu didn't know why he always dreamed of being imprisoned and tortured. Could it be that he was destined to be so miserable, or that he had a subconscious tendency to be abused?

No matter which one, Guan Wu didn't want to admit it.

The sound of rushing water came from his ears, Guan Wu only felt that half of his body was soaked in the cold liquid, and there was an unbearable tingling sensation all over his body.It was as if there were countless extremely thin embroidery needles constantly poking his skin. It wasn't a huge pain, but it was more unbearable than any pain.

This feeling is somewhat similar to the feeling after being stabbed by the demon thorn more than ten years ago.

"Have you figured it out yet?"

A familiar yet unfamiliar voice came from above his head.

Guan Wu raised his head, narrowed his eyes with difficulty, and looked at the person coming.

It's Yu Ze...

Guan Wu wanted to speak, but when he opened his mouth, he let out a low moan, which sounded painful and seductive.

Yu Ze seemed to be smiling, and Guan Wu heard his breath.

"No one can endure the torture in Wujianchi. As long as you promise me, I will let you out."

Promise you what?

Guan Wu thought hard.

Seeing that he didn't respond for a long time, Yu Ze said in a cool tone, "In that case, I'll come back tomorrow."

"……Wait a moment!"

Enduring the pain, Guan Wu finally said a complete sentence, "I promise you."

No matter what it is, it will never be worse than the Infernal Pool.He subconsciously felt that Yu Ze wanted him to do things not to torture him, otherwise how could he be given the chance to choose.

But Yu Ze didn't show a very happy expression, instead he became even more angry when he heard his tone, "I didn't expect the majestic Red Sleeve Peak Master to be so weak, heh, but since you promised me, I will let you out."

Just as Guan Wu was about to breathe a sigh of relief, he saw Yu Ze continuing to walk outside, and couldn't help but say, "Hey..."

"I will lock you up for another half day, this is your punishment for deceiving me." Yu Ze said without looking back.

Guan Wu: "..."

Damn retarded!

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When he woke up the next day, Guan Wu only felt sore all over his body.

Can't help cursing Yu Ze in the dream, it's just perverted!

He never knew that there was such a torture place in the magic palace, and he didn't know if Yu Ze had tortured other people with this thing.

Guan Wu lay on the bed for a while, then remembered the task issued by the system yesterday.

Enrage the hero?How do you want to provoke Yu Ze and start a fight?

Not to mention that there is nothing in the world that cannot be resolved by a fight, but with Yu Ze's attitude towards him now, it should be fine if he can't finish the fight. died?

Guan Wu rubbed his face, lay on the bed and looked at the ceiling sadly.

……Why?If he pushes Yu Ze hard and then presses it softly, will he be able to irritate him?

Guan Wu patted his hot face, then he was probably beaten to death by Yu Ze or fucked to death.

Guan Wu rolled around on the bed twice, and when he was about to fall asleep in a daze, he suddenly remembered the Wu Jiang Chi in his dream!He hurriedly ran out of the room, grabbed a passing demon maid and asked.

Fortunately, Wujianchi is not a private place, but one of the places in the underground of the Demon Palace that is specially used to torture prisoners and traitors. Guan Wu quickly asked the answer, and through his own charisma, he was successfully led by others. .

In fact, if it weren't for the fact that there are no prisoners in the underground, he really wouldn't be able to achieve his goal so smoothly.

After the maid who led the way left, Guan Wu hesitated in front of the Wujianchi.

To be honest, Guan Wu really didn't want to make Yu Ze angry, even if he couldn't accept Yu Ze temporarily, he still treated them as friends.But now he has to use Yu Ze's feelings for him to irritate the other party, even if it's a task, he feels a little uneasy about his conscience.

But Guan Wu didn't dare to ignore the task.

The last time I accidentally failed the mission, I ended up being framed as a murderer, and finally died of bad luck, really dead, this kind of bad luck reminded Guan Wu that he didn't want to experience it again.

After thinking about it, I can only feel wronged by Yu Ze, well, I will apologize to him after the task is completed.

Thinking of this, Guan Wu raised his hand and untied his coat, and stepped into Wujianchi with only his inner clothes on.

Just as the tip of his toes touched the water in the pool, Guan Wu crawled back to the shore trembling.

Damn, this hurts too much!Is the sense of touch reduced a hundred times in the dream?

Thinking that he was actually going to run into this pool to torture himself, Guan Wu felt that his brain was broken.

Or forget it, Guan Wu comforted himself silently, there must be other ways to anger Yu Ze, such as not allowing him to go to bed or something...

At this moment, there was a sound of footsteps on the stairs.

At the same time, the system beeped——

【Ding!After completing the side mission, you will get +10 fake mother value, +20 good luck value, and a spoiler book. Please keep up the good work of the host! 】

Guan Wu was overjoyed, and was about to stand up from the ground, but his foot slipped, and he fell into the pool water with a plop, and was directly submerged.The sudden pain made Guan Wu's eyes go dark, he opened his mouth to call for help but poured a mouthful of pool water, and now even his body was churning.

Damn...

Guan Wu wants to cry but has no tears.

In the next second, it was picked up by a big hand.

"Cough, cough, cough..." Guan Wu coughed violently, lying on the ground half dead.

There was a rapid gasp above his head, and Guan Wu knew who it was without thinking.

The reason why he looked for the maid of the Demon Palace instead of looking for Wujianchi by himself is to save effort, and the second is to hope that she can tell Yu Ze about his movements.Otherwise, if Yu Ze didn't find him after running in the pool for a whole day, wouldn't he be dead?

I just didn't expect Yu Ze to come so soon.

But Guan Wu was a little thankful that Yu Ze came quickly, otherwise he would have drowned if he didn't die in pain.

"Yu Ze..." Guan Wu said hoarsely.

As soon as he raised his head and met Yu Ze's eyes full of anger, his voice was suppressed all of a sudden.

Fuck...fuck!Do you feel like you're going to be killed by your gaze?

Guan Xiaowu frightened the chrysanthemum tight.