Lord, you are broken

Guan Wu's whole body is not well.

He would never have imagined that overnight, the good luck points that he had worked so hard to accumulate for several years would be instantly wiped out. Not only would he not experience the benefits, but he would also be inexplicably unlucky. Was the hero born to defeat him? !

Guan Wu got off the bed angrily, ready to go downstairs to talk to the male lead.

As a result, the left foot stepped on the right foot, and fell on the ground.

The commotion was so loud that it attracted Ning Jiu from the next door.

Ning Jiu was stunned as soon as he entered the door. A palm-sized golden kitten lay on the ground and fell into a cat rug, meowing meowingly.

It turned out that the moment Guan Wu fell, his conditioned reflex turned into a cat shape, and a fur ball rolled twice on the ground to avoid the end of his nose and face being swollen, but it still rolled badly enough.

Ning Jiu hugged the kitten distressedly, stroked it twice, and said, "Why are you so careless?"

Guan Wu "meowed" twice, feeling really wronged.

It's all the male lead's fault!He's going to be unlucky for two days straight...

Ning Jiu put the cat back on the bed, and patted the dust on the fur.

Guan Wu shook his head, leaving afterimages of his two small ears shaking in the air, he shook his limbs, and regained his human form.

Ning Jiu couldn't help pinching his face.

Guan Wu slapped it away, and said, "What happened downstairs? Yu Ze caught the spirit ghost back?"

Ning Jiu couldn't help laughing: "You guessed it right, that's right, he has captured the spirit ghost, and now a group of people are making a fuss in the lobby, I think it's noisy so I'll go back to my room first."

"No wonder," Guan Wu nodded, and was about to get out of bed, "I'll go down and have a look."

Ning Jiu stopped him, "Don't join in the fun, it's chaotic down here, even the family members of the deceased in Tianyong City have come, most of them are discussing how to torture this spirit ghost, so that he won't die easily, are you sure? Do you want to go down and watch?"

Guan Wu immediately shook his head at the thought of hearing something bloody and violent like the ten tortures.

"You'd better stay in the room obediently, or talk to Concubine Ming and the others." Ning Jiu touched his head, "I'll get you something to eat."

"Okay!" Guan Wu nodded vigorously.

As long as there is food, it's fine to let him stay in the room for a year!

However, Guan Wu is still too young, and the bad luck of "kneeling for you" is not limited to wrestling.

Half an hour later, Ning Jiu, who had gone and returned, was empty-handed.

Guan Wu's heart skipped a beat.

Ning Jiu sighed, regretfully said: "I'm sorry Xiao Wu, there is no food left in the kitchen."

Guan Wu: "..."

Ning Jiu said: "Why don't we go out and eat something."

Guan Wu nodded sharply.

However, things are not that simple.

Guan Wu and Ning Jiu walked through two streets, and there wasn't even a small shop open for business, let alone a roadside stall.

I caught a passer-by in a hurry and asked after asking. It turned out that it was because of the arrest of the spirit ghost. The whole city was rushing to tell the news. Everyone was celebrating at home. Who is in the mood to come out and set up a stall? .Not to mention that a gluttonous monster suddenly appeared two days ago, basically eating up the stock of the hawkers these days, and making enough money, naturally it will not come out.

"Glutton monster" said: "..."

Ning Jiu: "..."

Could it be that he is destined not to eat anything today! ! !

Guan Wu was crying in his heart.

Ning Jiu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but he still comforted him: "Hey, let's go back to the inn and drink some water."

Drink of water? ? ?

Guan Wu stared at him in disbelief, you actually let Tangtang Fifth Brother drink water? ? ?

Ning Jiu said helplessly, "Unless you can get food by yourself."

Guan Wu's face is not thick enough to ask a stranger for something to eat, so he can only follow Ning Jiu back to the inn.

I walked around outside, and when I went back, there was no one in the lobby, only two or three sect disciples were drinking tea, there was not even a plate of melon seeds and nuts in front of me, it seemed that there was really nothing to eat.

Guan Wu poured two large jugs of boiled water from the kitchen, and drank it with Ning Jiu.

When you are hungry, you can only drink plain water. What a miserable cat life!

Guan Wu whimpered and took out a handful of grass from the Qiankun bag, which he picked from the snow-capped mountain and gave Ning Jiu most of it. Put it in your mouth.

The strong spiritual energy contained in the spiritual plant attracted the eyes of the disciples at the two tables next door. However, their cultivation base is low, and they can only watch the master of the sword sect ruthlessly chewing peonies, but there is nothing they can do.

After eating the last leaf, Guan Wu licked his mouth eagerly.

There was a commotion outside the door.

Guan Wu and Ning Jiu searched for their reputation, but the disciples of various sects headed by Yu Ze came back from outside in a hurry.

He didn't feel it when he was eating, but now when he saw Yu Ze's face, the deep hatred of being forced to eat grass to satisfy his greed immediately surged into Guan Wu's heart.As soon as he slapped the table, he yelled "Yu Ze", and rushed over aggressively.

However, the calf tripped over the chair and the whole person flew out.

Guan Wu: "!!!"

Ning Jiu: "..."

Yu Ze: "?!!!"

He caught the "enthusiastic" Guan Wu, but because of the force of his approach, not only could he not stand still, but he also fell backward tremblingly.

The other disciples, including the people from Shenshui Palace, didn't know whether it was a brain twitch or something. When Guan Wu flew over, they all retreated. Yu Ze fell down.

Guan Wu frowned, and rubbed the pain from the fall... Huh?It doesn't seem to hurt much!The bottom of the body is soft, as if it fell on some kind of cushion, not only that, even the lips are soft...

Guan Wu opened his eyes suddenly, meeting Yu Ze's eyes, both of them were shocked.

The onlookers gasped.

Jiang Ling'er was crying even more, her whole body was shaking.

Guan Wu hurriedly turned his face away, took a deep breath, and was about to get up while supporting Yu Ze's chest.

Yu Ze subconsciously squeezed the hand holding his waist.

Guan Wu's whole body softened a bit, the itching from his waist made his whole cat feel bad, so he subconsciously groaned.

This sound almost exploded in Yu Ze's ears, and the whole person was a little confused.

The expressions of the crowd watching were even more subtle.

It took no more than ten seconds before and after the whole accident, and Ning Jiu, who had only just realized it, quickly helped Guan Wu up, but just like Yu Ze, he grabbed his waist.

Guan Wu let out an "ah" and struggled for a while, but Ning Jiu lost his grip and fell down again.

Guan Wu frantically tried to grab something to stabilize his figure, and finally fell to his knees on the ground, holding a soft object with his hands, but his vision seemed to be blocked by something.

There was another gasping sound next to my ear.

Guan Wu raised his head slowly, and found a piece of white cloth in front of him, his eyes moved away, and he took a closer look...

wtf? ! ! !

His face was facing Yu Ze's indescribable part! ! !

Guan Wu was so shocked that he bounced up and almost fell down again, but luckily Ning Jiu caught him in time.

Guan Wu's face was flushed, and he almost didn't dare to look at the faces of everyone.

Yu Ze sat on the ground, looking at Guan Wu expressionlessly.

Guan Wu almost wanted to kill himself by swallowing a small fish, but subconsciously glanced at him again, his whole body burned even worse, pushed Ning Jiu away, and fled back to the room.

"Aze..." Jiang Linger's mournful figure came from behind.

Only then did Yu Ze look back, Shi Shiran patted the dust off his body, turned a blind eye to everyone's curious eyes, and went back to the room.

Everyone sighed regretfully and scattered like birds and beasts.

Ning Jiu: "...??"

Why didn't he know when the various sects of spiritual cultivators became so gossipy?

It was night, Guan Wu called a bucket of water into the room.

He has always disliked water, and taking a bath is basically just a dab of water, and as a spiritual practice, his body will not be stained with any worldly dirt, and there will be no major problem if he does not take a bath for a year or so.

But Guan Wu wanted to take a shower today.

He is really unlucky, taking a cold bath can help him think, and maybe he can get rid of bad luck.

So he soaked himself in warm water—the cold water couldn't hold it.

After soaking for half a stick of incense, Guan Wu reached his limit, shivering coldly, dried his body with a towel, and went to reach the clean clothes not far away.

However, the aura of "kneeling for you" appeared again.

A gust of evil wind blew the closed window open, Guanwu's chrysanthemum tightened, almost freezing to death, and hurried to close the window.However, when he came back again, he found that his clothes had been blown into the bathtub.

Guan Wu: "..."

My Japanese system is your ancestor's big chicken drumsticks! ! !

Guan Wu looked at the drenched clean clothes in dismay, he had already thrown the changed clothes on the ground, what should I do?

Guan Wu poised his balls, with a look of lovelessness.

Standing on the same spot for a while, Guan Wu was startled awake by a chill, thinking that Ning Jiu might have returned to his room, so he knocked on the wall with his last hope, naturally he didn't dare to use his spiritual power to increase the volume, Otherwise, the whole inn will know that he is naked.

"Senior Brother, Senior Brother Ning, are you there?"

"...Senior brother, are you here? Something serious happened to me, senior brother!"

"Senior brother, do you just have the heart to see death without saving us? Hey, senior brother Ning, brother Ning Jiu, brother Ning..."

"Ning Jiu!!!"

Guan Wu roared loudly, and the door was kicked open in a second.

Guan Wu turned around with a smile like a flower: "Ning...uh..."

The smile breaks.

Yu Ze stood at the door with an unkind expression: "You..."

Seeing the state of Qing Guanwu, he immediately closed the door with his backhand, "What's going on with you?"

Guan Wu: "..."

Yu Ze sneered and said, "Why, are you dressed like this, are you waiting for Ning Jiu?"

Guan Wu: "..."

Yu Ze's face became more and more ugly: "It seems that I interrupted your good business."

Guan Wu: "...so you go out first, okay?"

Yu Ze: "..."

"Forget it, you'd better not go out," Guan Wu hid behind the bathtub with his hands on his penis, "Can you turn around first?"

Yu Ze remained motionless.

Guan Wu: "..."

Guan Wu tried his best to speak kindly: "Then you can lend me a piece of clothing first?"

Yu Ze stood still.

Guan Wu: "..."

With a low curse, he had no choice but to cover his penis, and walked to the bed step by step in front of Yu Ze, lifted the quilt and put it on.

Yu Ze still stared at him motionless.

Guan Wu looked a little creepy and asked, "What are you doing in my room?"

Yu Ze didn't move his eyes, and said lightly: "Did I bother you?"

certainly!Guan Wu glanced at his expression, but he didn't dare to tell the truth after all.

"No, it's just a little unexpected. I thought you didn't want to see me very much."

Yu Ze snorted and said, "I don't think you're the one who doesn't want to see me."

...That's right.

Guan Wu's acquiescence made Yu Ze's face even worse, he took a deep breath and said, "Do you still remember what happened the night before yesterday?"

Guan Wu was stunned for a moment, and said blankly, "What's the matter?"

Yu Ze frowned and said, "You don't remember?"

Guan Wu tried his best to think back, and said, "I remember waking up in your room."

Yu Ze gave a "tsk" and said, "Then you don't remember that we saw spirit ghosts?"

"Ah!" Guan Wu exclaimed, "Then did we see his face? Is it the same as the one you caught today?"

The word "we" made Yu Ze feel better, "I didn't see his face, but I felt his cultivation, which is more than a little better than you and me."

"Then what you caught today..."

"It's a scapegoat."

"How come?" Guan Wu's face was in disbelief, obviously the system defaulted to the failure of the mission.

"The spirit ghost I caught is a disciple of Luyin Temple. His cultivation base is one level lower than mine, so he was caught by me."

"How did you determine that he was a spirit ghost?"

"He has demonic energy about him."

"Do you think he was controlled by another demon cultivator or demon clan to kill people?" In this way, the dead ghost is the real spirit ghost, and the failure of the mission makes sense.

Yu Ze pondered: "What you said is not unreasonable, how did you think of it?"

Guan Wu said: "... guessed."

Yu Ze chuckled lightly: "It's really lucky."

Guan Wu said: "Then why don't you discuss it with Master Vacuum now, saying that the real murderer has not been found yet? Once the spirit ghost dies, there will be no clues."

"The vacuum and the elders of several other factions sent the spirit ghost to the city lord's mansion this afternoon, and finally discussed the execution in the street tomorrow afternoon. The matter is a foregone conclusion, and it is too late to say anything now. Besides," Yu Ze hooked the corner of his mouth , "What does it matter to me whether they catch the murderer or not? After all, I am a real demon, don't I, brother."

Guan Wu: "..."

It seems to make sense but can not be refuted.

Guan Wu said: "Then why do you bother to catch the spirit ghost?"

Yu Ze said: "Only when the matter is resolved, can we have time to resolve the matter between us."

Guan Wu: "..."

I shuddered.

Yu Ze stood up and said with an evil smile: "Brother, are you afraid?"

Guan Wu: "..."

The male protagonist is becoming more and more like a pervert, what a broken qaq!

At this moment, the door was kicked open for the second time.

"Guan Xiaowu, Junior Brother Shen that you've been thinking about day and night is here!" Shen Feihong enthusiastically opened his arms and jumped to the center of the room.

Guan Wu: "..."

Yu Ze: "..."

Shen Feihong: "...you?"

Guan Wu didn't understand, so he looked down at himself, and then at Yu Ze.

I was wrapped in a quilt, and my fragrant shoulders were half exposed, anyone with a discerning eye could see that there was nothing under the quilt, while Yu Ze was standing by the bed, one hand was slightly raised, only half an arm's away from him, alive and well A misleading picture.

Guan Wu: "!!!"

Sure enough, the system should beep you, sir! ! !