Lord, you are broken
Chapter 028 Have You Seen Clearly?
The impact of the male major's eruption had not yet passed, and Guan Wu was hit again by the medicine prepared by Si Jieyue.
"Senior brother, there are still two mouthfuls, just pass it with patience."
Yu Ze sat on the edge of the bed and said coaxingly.
"No!" Guan Wu covered his whole body in the quilt, refusing to come out desperately.
It was already the third day, and the sixth bowl of medicine he drank.I really don't know how Si Jieyue's prescription was written. It's like shit was added to the medicine juice. Disgusting is not enough to describe its taste. It's a hell on earth.
Obviously, the poison has been detoxified!Why torture him!
Si Jieyue, who was supervising at the side, said plainly: "Brother, don't be ashamed anymore, there are two last medicines, after drinking, they will completely remove the remaining poison in your body."
Guan Wu poked out half of his head in grief and anger, "I don't understand it, can't I?"
"No." Yu Ze stuffed a spoonful of the medicine into his mouth, "Brother, you have to think about your own health. After you finish drinking this bowl of medicine, I will make you whatever you want."
Guan Wu choked up, almost vomited, and stared at Yu Ze tearfully.
【Ding!Pseudo-mother value +5, please keep up the good work of the host! 】
Well, these three days were forced by Yu Ze to drink medicine, and after drinking the medicine, he was tempted with food. The value of the puppet rose again and again, if not one hundred, there would be ninety.
Fortunately, he is a divine beast, otherwise he would have gained more than a circle of fat after lying down and being fed for three days.
Guan Wusheng took the last sip of the medicine resignedly, and watched Yu Ze walk out of the room with the bowl in his hand.
"I say……"
Guan Wu looked at Si Jieyue.
"Is the relationship between you two too abnormal?" Si Jieyue frowned.
"No way." Guan Wu rolled around on the bed, grabbed a pillow and hugged it in his arms, sat up cross-legged, and said, "He and I have a very harmonious relationship between brothers and sisters."
Si Jieyue squinted at him: "Really? I think you look like his son."
Guan Wu: "..."
Guan Wu gritted his teeth and said, "Junior brother, be careful that you will be very unlucky today."
Si Jieyue rolled her eyes: "Staying with you is bad enough."
Guan Wu: "Hmm."
Si Jieyue said: "You better be careful with your junior brother, I don't think he is as pure as he appears on the surface."
Of course, he is the legendary male protagonist, the kind who will turn black in the later stage, how can he be pure and innocent?Even Chunliang is just pretending!
Thinking so in his heart, on the surface Guan Wu nodded perfunctorily.
"I'm serious with you," Si Jieyue glared at him, "the way he looks at you is absolutely abnormal."
Guan Wu: "... Huh?"
What's wrong?Could it be that the hero is already dissatisfied with him now?But obviously, he still cooked delicious food for him every day!
Si Jieyue didn't make it clear, but said vaguely: "I can't explain some things too clearly. It's best if you understand it, but you can't understand it... Anyway, with his current ability, you can't suffer any disadvantages."
After all, he turned around and left as if the back of his butt was on fire.
Guan Wu: "..."
Why do people always like to talk half a sentence in novels, dare to speak clearly!
He was the only one left in the room, and there was no way to find someone to discuss it with.Guan Wu changed back into a cat's appearance, nestled in the cushion and thought about the cat's life.
Si Jieyue said that Yu Ze was not pure, wasn't that nonsense, but he also said that Yu Ze looked at him abnormally, but Guan Wu clearly remembered that he had never done anything that violated the male lead's taboo !
...Ah, there seems to be one thing, that is, the hero's demon seal was accidentally unlocked in the secret realm.
But you really can't blame him!Even though that incident was a mission, he swore that when he released the aura, he never thought that he would break the seal by mistake, it was Chi Guoguo's accident!And after the identity of the hero demon was exposed, not only him, but even Ning Jiu and others did not show any hostile attitude towards him, and even concealed it for him, so it shouldn't hurt the glass heart.
So it shouldn't be the case?
Guan Wu licked his paw.
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, the male protagonist could not have fallen in love with him like in the original book!
Guan Wu was startled by his guess.
Indeed, the original protagonist in the original book is really good to the male protagonist. If it is in a Tanmei novel, this is definitely a proper Xipi.But now it's in Stallion!How could the stallion hero be able to bend?There is no difference between bending and wilting, and readers will never agree.Not to mention that in the original book, the original villain was killed by the hero because he cheated the hero's feelings. This is a lesson learned from the past!
Although Guan Wu is a rotten man, he is not crooked, okay?
Not to mention that he doesn't intend to find someone to be gay, even if he is gay, he has to find someone like Ning Jiu instead of the male lead!Will he be killed by the male lead and his harem?
Maybe it's because the hero treats him as a woman?Guan Wu rested his chin with his paws.It seems that it is not impossible, after all, he is dressed like a fake woman. When reading the article before, many nerds clamored that this cliff is the main palace, and then they were beaten to death by the author with a hammer, so it is understandable for the male lead to admit his mistake... Ghost!Obviously, we have met each other honestly before!
Guan Wu turned over, showing his belly.
The soft white fur on the belly stood up in a mess because it was crushed.
But he covered it with his clothes before, maybe the hero didn't see clearly?Hmm... Why don't you let him take a serious look at it later, so that you don't make any mistakes.
Thinking of this, Guan Wu actually fell asleep in a daze.
When Yu Ze came in with a plate, what he saw was such a scene——
A palm-sized golden kitten is lying on the cushions with its paws facing the sky. Its small white belly undulates slightly as it exhales. , You can even see the cute little pink tongue inside.
Yu Ze shuddered, forcibly resisting the urge to pick up the cat and rub it wildly, and carefully put the plate on the table, trying not to make any noise to wake the cat up.
Then he walked to the bedside, the more he looked at it, the more he liked it, and finally couldn't help but reached out and touched his soft belly.
The fur is the touch of a cub, softer than anything Yu Ze has ever touched, and one can't help but want to hold it in his arms and dedicate all the small dried fish in the world.
Guan Wu woke up after a burst of touching, kicked his legs comfortably, yawned, and woke up.
As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Yu Ze's big face.
"Meow!" Guan Wu screamed in fright, and the whole cat flicked.
Yu Ze hastily stroked his belly to comfort him.
Guan Wu: "..."
He slapped his paw away with black lines all over his head, and actually ate his tofu while he was sleeping!
Yu Ze smiled and turned around to get food.
……Why?Speaking of it, he seemed to want to explain to the hero that he is a man.
Guan Wu completely forgot that he had been seen by Yu Ze in the form of a cat before, how could Yu Ze mistook him for a girl?
Taking advantage of Yu Ze's turning around, Guan Wu changed back into a human form, and he didn't even put on any clothes!
Hahahaha, I won't be wrong again if I show you little Dingding, right?Guan Wu felt that he was extremely witty, so he had to click 32 likes immediately.
When Yu Ze turned his head, what he saw was a restricted-rated picture, and he almost threw the dinner plate in his hand.
Guan Wu sat naked on the bed, still sitting cross-legged, the places that should be exposed were exposed, and the places that should not be exposed were also exposed!
Yu Ze swallowed hard: "Brother... what do you mean by this?"
"Did you see clearly?" Guan Wu's face was expressionless.
In fact, I was so nervous!Although they are all men, it's still so dirty to be so naked against others!
"...Look, see clearly."
"I am a man."
"Uh-huh."
"Then do you understand?"
"...I seem to understand."
Yu Ze suddenly showed a very solemn expression: "Brother, don't worry, Yu Ze will never let you down!" The premise is to ignore his flushed face.
Although Guan Wu felt that the male lead's answer was a bit weird, he felt that he had done enough, and some things were exactly as Si Jieyue said, and he couldn't make it too clear, otherwise it would be too hurtful.
The clothes can be put on, but he has no interest in Guoben.
It's just that I didn't change the clothes back together when I transformed just now, so I have to get a new set now.
So Guan Wu slowly climbed out of bed, ready to go to the closet to get dressed.
But as soon as he stretched out a leg, Yu Ze raised his hand to stop him.
Yu Ze's face was so red that it could bleed, under Guan Wu's inexplicable eyes, he said shyly: "Senior brother, don't move anymore, I'll help you get your clothes."
Guan Wu nodded lightly.
It is indeed a bit chilly to walk, so let the hero do it for you.
At this moment, the door of the room was suddenly pushed open from the outside.
"Senior Brother Guan, my father... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Yue Mingyan screamed and covered her eyes suddenly, "Brother Guan!!!"
Guan Wu almost spit out his saliva, Yu Ze hurriedly took off his coat and put it on Guan Wu's body.
At the same time, Ning Jiu also walked in from the door.
He looked at Guan Wu with complicated eyes, as if saying, "What kind of weird play are you playing with your younger brother in the room in front of your fiancée?"
Guan Wu really wants to cry but has no tears.
He just wanted to explain to the hero!
Who will tell him why things turned out like this! ! !
The author has something to say: [Xiao Meng Duan]
Bought two rabbits, one male and one female.I love so much.
One morning more than ten days later, when I was feeding the rabbit, I found that the female rabbit had died.
Sadly!Not long after, I went to the street and caught the mother again, fearing that the father would be lonely.
As a result, one afternoon more than ten days later, that is today, the female rabbit died again.
I yelled at the male rabbit: Nemak wife!
I have no choice but to buy a male rabbit, hey, life is very good now!
"Senior brother, there are still two mouthfuls, just pass it with patience."
Yu Ze sat on the edge of the bed and said coaxingly.
"No!" Guan Wu covered his whole body in the quilt, refusing to come out desperately.
It was already the third day, and the sixth bowl of medicine he drank.I really don't know how Si Jieyue's prescription was written. It's like shit was added to the medicine juice. Disgusting is not enough to describe its taste. It's a hell on earth.
Obviously, the poison has been detoxified!Why torture him!
Si Jieyue, who was supervising at the side, said plainly: "Brother, don't be ashamed anymore, there are two last medicines, after drinking, they will completely remove the remaining poison in your body."
Guan Wu poked out half of his head in grief and anger, "I don't understand it, can't I?"
"No." Yu Ze stuffed a spoonful of the medicine into his mouth, "Brother, you have to think about your own health. After you finish drinking this bowl of medicine, I will make you whatever you want."
Guan Wu choked up, almost vomited, and stared at Yu Ze tearfully.
【Ding!Pseudo-mother value +5, please keep up the good work of the host! 】
Well, these three days were forced by Yu Ze to drink medicine, and after drinking the medicine, he was tempted with food. The value of the puppet rose again and again, if not one hundred, there would be ninety.
Fortunately, he is a divine beast, otherwise he would have gained more than a circle of fat after lying down and being fed for three days.
Guan Wusheng took the last sip of the medicine resignedly, and watched Yu Ze walk out of the room with the bowl in his hand.
"I say……"
Guan Wu looked at Si Jieyue.
"Is the relationship between you two too abnormal?" Si Jieyue frowned.
"No way." Guan Wu rolled around on the bed, grabbed a pillow and hugged it in his arms, sat up cross-legged, and said, "He and I have a very harmonious relationship between brothers and sisters."
Si Jieyue squinted at him: "Really? I think you look like his son."
Guan Wu: "..."
Guan Wu gritted his teeth and said, "Junior brother, be careful that you will be very unlucky today."
Si Jieyue rolled her eyes: "Staying with you is bad enough."
Guan Wu: "Hmm."
Si Jieyue said: "You better be careful with your junior brother, I don't think he is as pure as he appears on the surface."
Of course, he is the legendary male protagonist, the kind who will turn black in the later stage, how can he be pure and innocent?Even Chunliang is just pretending!
Thinking so in his heart, on the surface Guan Wu nodded perfunctorily.
"I'm serious with you," Si Jieyue glared at him, "the way he looks at you is absolutely abnormal."
Guan Wu: "... Huh?"
What's wrong?Could it be that the hero is already dissatisfied with him now?But obviously, he still cooked delicious food for him every day!
Si Jieyue didn't make it clear, but said vaguely: "I can't explain some things too clearly. It's best if you understand it, but you can't understand it... Anyway, with his current ability, you can't suffer any disadvantages."
After all, he turned around and left as if the back of his butt was on fire.
Guan Wu: "..."
Why do people always like to talk half a sentence in novels, dare to speak clearly!
He was the only one left in the room, and there was no way to find someone to discuss it with.Guan Wu changed back into a cat's appearance, nestled in the cushion and thought about the cat's life.
Si Jieyue said that Yu Ze was not pure, wasn't that nonsense, but he also said that Yu Ze looked at him abnormally, but Guan Wu clearly remembered that he had never done anything that violated the male lead's taboo !
...Ah, there seems to be one thing, that is, the hero's demon seal was accidentally unlocked in the secret realm.
But you really can't blame him!Even though that incident was a mission, he swore that when he released the aura, he never thought that he would break the seal by mistake, it was Chi Guoguo's accident!And after the identity of the hero demon was exposed, not only him, but even Ning Jiu and others did not show any hostile attitude towards him, and even concealed it for him, so it shouldn't hurt the glass heart.
So it shouldn't be the case?
Guan Wu licked his paw.
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, the male protagonist could not have fallen in love with him like in the original book!
Guan Wu was startled by his guess.
Indeed, the original protagonist in the original book is really good to the male protagonist. If it is in a Tanmei novel, this is definitely a proper Xipi.But now it's in Stallion!How could the stallion hero be able to bend?There is no difference between bending and wilting, and readers will never agree.Not to mention that in the original book, the original villain was killed by the hero because he cheated the hero's feelings. This is a lesson learned from the past!
Although Guan Wu is a rotten man, he is not crooked, okay?
Not to mention that he doesn't intend to find someone to be gay, even if he is gay, he has to find someone like Ning Jiu instead of the male lead!Will he be killed by the male lead and his harem?
Maybe it's because the hero treats him as a woman?Guan Wu rested his chin with his paws.It seems that it is not impossible, after all, he is dressed like a fake woman. When reading the article before, many nerds clamored that this cliff is the main palace, and then they were beaten to death by the author with a hammer, so it is understandable for the male lead to admit his mistake... Ghost!Obviously, we have met each other honestly before!
Guan Wu turned over, showing his belly.
The soft white fur on the belly stood up in a mess because it was crushed.
But he covered it with his clothes before, maybe the hero didn't see clearly?Hmm... Why don't you let him take a serious look at it later, so that you don't make any mistakes.
Thinking of this, Guan Wu actually fell asleep in a daze.
When Yu Ze came in with a plate, what he saw was such a scene——
A palm-sized golden kitten is lying on the cushions with its paws facing the sky. Its small white belly undulates slightly as it exhales. , You can even see the cute little pink tongue inside.
Yu Ze shuddered, forcibly resisting the urge to pick up the cat and rub it wildly, and carefully put the plate on the table, trying not to make any noise to wake the cat up.
Then he walked to the bedside, the more he looked at it, the more he liked it, and finally couldn't help but reached out and touched his soft belly.
The fur is the touch of a cub, softer than anything Yu Ze has ever touched, and one can't help but want to hold it in his arms and dedicate all the small dried fish in the world.
Guan Wu woke up after a burst of touching, kicked his legs comfortably, yawned, and woke up.
As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Yu Ze's big face.
"Meow!" Guan Wu screamed in fright, and the whole cat flicked.
Yu Ze hastily stroked his belly to comfort him.
Guan Wu: "..."
He slapped his paw away with black lines all over his head, and actually ate his tofu while he was sleeping!
Yu Ze smiled and turned around to get food.
……Why?Speaking of it, he seemed to want to explain to the hero that he is a man.
Guan Wu completely forgot that he had been seen by Yu Ze in the form of a cat before, how could Yu Ze mistook him for a girl?
Taking advantage of Yu Ze's turning around, Guan Wu changed back into a human form, and he didn't even put on any clothes!
Hahahaha, I won't be wrong again if I show you little Dingding, right?Guan Wu felt that he was extremely witty, so he had to click 32 likes immediately.
When Yu Ze turned his head, what he saw was a restricted-rated picture, and he almost threw the dinner plate in his hand.
Guan Wu sat naked on the bed, still sitting cross-legged, the places that should be exposed were exposed, and the places that should not be exposed were also exposed!
Yu Ze swallowed hard: "Brother... what do you mean by this?"
"Did you see clearly?" Guan Wu's face was expressionless.
In fact, I was so nervous!Although they are all men, it's still so dirty to be so naked against others!
"...Look, see clearly."
"I am a man."
"Uh-huh."
"Then do you understand?"
"...I seem to understand."
Yu Ze suddenly showed a very solemn expression: "Brother, don't worry, Yu Ze will never let you down!" The premise is to ignore his flushed face.
Although Guan Wu felt that the male lead's answer was a bit weird, he felt that he had done enough, and some things were exactly as Si Jieyue said, and he couldn't make it too clear, otherwise it would be too hurtful.
The clothes can be put on, but he has no interest in Guoben.
It's just that I didn't change the clothes back together when I transformed just now, so I have to get a new set now.
So Guan Wu slowly climbed out of bed, ready to go to the closet to get dressed.
But as soon as he stretched out a leg, Yu Ze raised his hand to stop him.
Yu Ze's face was so red that it could bleed, under Guan Wu's inexplicable eyes, he said shyly: "Senior brother, don't move anymore, I'll help you get your clothes."
Guan Wu nodded lightly.
It is indeed a bit chilly to walk, so let the hero do it for you.
At this moment, the door of the room was suddenly pushed open from the outside.
"Senior Brother Guan, my father... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Yue Mingyan screamed and covered her eyes suddenly, "Brother Guan!!!"
Guan Wu almost spit out his saliva, Yu Ze hurriedly took off his coat and put it on Guan Wu's body.
At the same time, Ning Jiu also walked in from the door.
He looked at Guan Wu with complicated eyes, as if saying, "What kind of weird play are you playing with your younger brother in the room in front of your fiancée?"
Guan Wu really wants to cry but has no tears.
He just wanted to explain to the hero!
Who will tell him why things turned out like this! ! !
The author has something to say: [Xiao Meng Duan]
Bought two rabbits, one male and one female.I love so much.
One morning more than ten days later, when I was feeding the rabbit, I found that the female rabbit had died.
Sadly!Not long after, I went to the street and caught the mother again, fearing that the father would be lonely.
As a result, one afternoon more than ten days later, that is today, the female rabbit died again.
I yelled at the male rabbit: Nemak wife!
I have no choice but to buy a male rabbit, hey, life is very good now!
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