Lord, you are broken

Guan Wu rushed all the way back to Hongxiu Peak, so fast that only an afterimage was left along the way, and the disciples on the road passed by without being able to see who it was.

Back in the room, Guan Wu closed the door behind his back, leaning against the door frame and panting heavily.

Guan Wu: System!System, come out to me!

In the past three years, Guan Wu has no one to talk to, so he often pokes out the system to chat and discuss the philosophy of life. Although the harvest every time is negligible, he is finally a person who can talk... Uh, say A system that can speak.

Sure enough, the system lazily appeared.

[Long time no see, good afternoon host. 】

Guan Wu: Good afternoon, shit!Labor and management are dying of worry now, so I want to ask you what to do.

[What troubles did the host encounter?Say it to make everyone happy. 】

Guan Wu: ...As expected, I really want to beat you up.

[Oh, so that's the case, goodbye host. 】

Guan Wuerkangshou: Don't!Just haven't said it yet!

【uh-huh. 】

Guan Wu: You don't know what I've been through. I went to the river to catch fish just now, but the male lead ran into me!He saw that I had changed from a cat to a human, what should I do!My identity as a demon cultivator has been exposed!

【Didn't you expose it a long time ago? 】

Guan Wu: When?

[Where is the heartbreaker? 】

Guan Wu: Didn't I fool you that time!

[But the male lead has already suspected you. If it wasn't for Lu Chengying's cannon fodder, I'm sure that within a month, your vest will be stripped and you won't even have any underwear left. 】

Guan Wu: Nima... don't be an afterthought, okay, give me a solution now!

[Actually, as a cute system, I don't really understand why you are so nervous. Can the hero still eat you? 】

Guan Wu: What you said seems to make sense... No!He knew I was a demon cultivator!The second disciple of Tianxian Sword Sect is actually a demon cultivator. If this news gets out, I will die!

【As a cute system, I...】

Guan Wu: I don't think you are cute, please stop being disgusting, thank you!

[As a system where everyone loves flowers, I don’t think the male protagonist will do the wicked things you imagined. You see, his favorability for you has exceeded sixty now, and the level will soon be reached Close friend, it's too late for him to like you, how could he harm you? 】

Guan Wu: But, but I’m not ready yet. If I lose my vest because of the bracelet, I’ll admit it, but if I go out to catch a fish and lose it, I’m really drunk.

[That's because you are stupid, no one else is to blame. 】

Guan Wu: Okay, okay, I know you won't give any useful advice, so get out, thank you for making the mess.

【Ding!Good luck value -1, please don't attack the system personally, otherwise the system can't guarantee that it will do something crazy, thank you for your cooperation! 】

Guan Wu: Damn it! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Damn, he has done so many missions and his good luck value has not exceeded [-], so the fuck is it suddenly reduced by [-]? ! ! !

You are fucking kidding me! ! !

Guan Wu was frantic, but he couldn't really drag the system out and beat him up, so he could only scratch the door angrily.

After scratching for a while, I realized that my body was still wet, and I felt a burst of sadness.I didn't eat any fish when I went out, and the male lead took off his vest and fell into the water. It couldn't be more pitiful.

And because of the [Cold as Frost] mode, I can't even cry twice, which is really miserable.

Guan Wu moaned inwardly, and began to undress expressionlessly on the outside.

To say that the original owner is really pretentious, not to mention that each set of clothes is neutral and feminine, and even the material of the clothes is difficult to take care of.Although the changed clothes are usually washed by disciples, but now the silk and chiffon are sticky to her body, and she can't even tear them off.Guan Wu didn't dare to tear the clothes too hard, so he could only peel them down bit by bit, and when he finished taking off his shirt, half an hour had passed.

The trousers were easy to handle, Guan Wu sat on the bed and pulled them down, then threw them aside.

The still wet hair stuck to his buttocks, Guan Wu was shivering from the cold, he quickly dried his hair with spiritual power, and then went to the closet to find clean clothes to wear with his bare buttocks.

At this moment, the door of the room was suddenly pushed open and then closed.

With his back to the door, Guan Wu subconsciously squatted down and shouted: "Who!"

No one in Hongxiu Peak dared to break into his room like this, and the other four brothers would either not open the door so rudely, or would not close it after kicking it, so who is it? !

"Second Senior Brother, I suddenly discovered that when we first met, you were also naked, naked."

Yu Ze's slightly sinister voice sounded behind him.

Guan Wu breathed a sigh of relief at first, and then his nerves doubled.

He covered his chest and underside with the clothes he just took out, stood up slowly and turned around.

Fortunately, the ancient people had long hair that covered their buttocks, otherwise they wouldn't have been seen when they turned their backs to Yu Ze just now?

But even so, Yu Ze's throat tightened when Guan Wu's clothes were disheveled and only covered the important parts.

, it is the age when the spring is sprouting, Guan Wu looks good, his white skin can be broken by blows, his legs are long, his waist is thin, his butt is upturned, Yu Ze looked at it twice, and he felt his nose was hot, as if there was something to eat He spewed out, quickly covered his nose, and turned around in embarrassment.

Guan Wu quickly took advantage of this opportunity to put his clothes on his body.

After putting on the most basic underwear, Guan Wu said, "Yu Ze, you know your mistake!"

"I don't know." Hearing his words, Yu Ze thought that he had finished dressing, secretly marveling at his speed, and turned around at the same time.

It's just that this turn is not good, the undergarment is only a thin layer, covering the private parts, but only taking care of the chest.The looming collarbone was wrapped under the inner garment, connected to the slender neck, and there was a red collar on it, which added an ascetic but seductive taste.

Since Guan Wu came from modern times, he naturally didn't think anything of it. He didn't wear vests and shorts in his previous life, but it was different for Yu Ze, a native of ancient times.Although the inner clothes are all long-sleeved trousers, they are still counted as underwear!How would you feel if in modern times, a beautiful woman with a shy face and only a bikini suddenly appeared in front of you?It's hard for a man!Except gays of course.

Yu Ze is in such a state at the moment.

He didn't have much contact with people since he was a child, and the defense between men and women was limited to the slight teaching of his adoptive parents when he was young.He didn't understand why he suddenly had an impulse towards a man, he attributed it to the fact that the second senior brother looked too much like a woman.Fortunately, this impulse was not strong enough to be eye-catching, Yu Ze only slightly pulled his clothes to cover up his uneasiness, and at the same time he was glad that he didn't wear a smart short shirt today.

Guan Wu didn't notice Yu Ze's unnaturalness, he was still in a mess.

He forced himself to settle down, and said in a cold voice: "You broke into my room without permission, and you still don't know how to repent. Do you want me to use door rules to deal with you?"

Hearing these words, Yu Ze recovered from his wild thoughts.

"Oh? Brother, before disposing of me, do you want to explain what happened in the forest just now?"

Guan Wu's expression froze.Sure enough, it came.

Yu Ze continued: "Second senior brother, or...steamed buns? I was really tricked by you three years ago, and the demon-locking ring was put on your neck. I still have doubts, because I am too slow gone."

Guan Wu said coldly, "How are you doing?"

Yu Ze smiled and approached step by step: "Brother, don't be so nervous, I won't tell you that you are a demon cultivator. I just have a few small questions and requests. After all, you are my bun , isn't it?"

Guan Wu took half a step back, but bumped into the cabinet, so he could only purse his lips: "Say it."

"En." Yu Ze took two more steps, reached out to touch the collar on Guan Wu's neck, Guan Wu moved, but did not avoid it.

"I just want to ask, why is senior brother treating me so well?"

"... Huh?" Guan Wu, who had been mentally prepared for a long time, suddenly opened his mouth when he heard this sentence, and forgot to close it.

"Brother, come back to your senses." Yu Ze stretched out his hand and waved it in front of his eyes.

Guan Wu was stunned, frowned and pressed his hand, "What's your problem?"

Yu Zeli said confidently: "Because I don't think there is anything about me that can impress my senior brother. When I was in Trial Mountain and accepting disciples, even in the three years before, my senior brother chose me without hesitation. I'm very confused. It doesn't make sense to say that senior brother treats me so well because we met once at the foot of the mountain, could it be because I gave senior brother two steamed buns?"

"That's right, it's because of those two steamed buns!" Guan Wu hurriedly interrupted him.

Otherwise, what reason could he use?Said it was because he liked him as the male protagonist and wanted to hug his thigh so that his death would not be so miserable?Isn't this looking for cuts?

A strange expression suddenly appeared on Yu Ze's face.

Seeing that he didn't refute, Guan Wu was secretly surprised that he actually believed this lame reason. It seems that the hero's IQ is not very good.

"Then I have one more request."

Guan Wu glared at him unhappily, fart as soon as possible!

Seemingly seeing dissatisfaction from the other party's eyes, Yu Ze chuckled lightly and said, "I hope to become a disciple under Hongxiu Peak."

What?Guan Wu's eyes widened in disbelief.

"But you refused three years ago."

"It's because I don't know how to be blessed while I'm in the blessing," Yu Ze humbly admitted his mistake, "I don't know if senior brother still recognizes me as a junior brother?"

Guan Wu felt dazzled.

He actually saw in the male lead's eyes... Acting like a baby?He must be blind!Another day, I will find Si Zaiyue to see an ophthalmologist.

But if the male lead is accepted, the benefits are not without, for example, it can be more convenient to gain favorability, and for example...

"Then I also have a request, you have to cook for me every day." Talk to Ning Jiu tomorrow, and he should agree with his temper.

Yu Ze was taken aback when he heard this request, and then a smile that made Guan Wu feel inexplicably embarrassed, "Okay, brother, just tell me what you want to eat, and I will definitely do it!"

Guan Wu's complexion improved a bit.

But Yu Ze sighed and said: "It turns out that you are so greedy, you can even buy steamed buns..."

Guan Wu: "..."

roll roll roll!disappear as far as you can!

Stared at by those round golden vertical pupils, Yu Ze's mood improved a bit, he stretched out his hand to pinch Guan Wu's bulging cheeks, different from the cat-shaped furry feeling, the smooth and tender touch also made him Can't help but linger.

Probably knowing that his senior brother is his cat, Yu Ze became more and more apprehensive when he moved.

Guan Wu slapped his hand away resentfully, and stared at him more and more "ferociously".

Yu Ze laughed because of his little expression.

"Are you satisfied now, get out of the way, I want to get dressed." Guan Wu said unhappily.

Yu Ze was about to back away, but he suddenly thought of something and grabbed Guan Wu's wrist.Guan Wu didn't understand why he watched him push the sleeves of his hands to the top, and then put them down as if nothing had happened.

"……What's wrong?"

Yu Ze's smile remained unchanged: "It's nothing."

It's just a guess anyway, whether Guan Wu is the "woman" who rescued him that day is no longer important, anyway, he is already his cat.