Lord, you are broken
Chapter 013 The Gears of the Story
That person obviously also saw Guan Wu, and immediately got up to meet him.
"Brother." Yu Ze called out.
"En." Guan Wu responded lightly.
My heart was overwhelmed.What to do, the male protagonist really didn't believe his nonsense during the day, but he was right when he said that collars are only believed by fools who love them, and that's not true. If someone really likes to wear collars, wouldn't it be sad to hear this, God, how should I deal with the eloquent tongue? My hero...
"Brother!" Seeing that Guan Wu started to wander in the void again, Yu Ze couldn't help but raise his volume.
"Hmm...huh?" Guan Wu was taken aback.
Yu Ze glanced at Guan Wu's neck that had become empty, pursed his lips, and said, "It's not convenient to talk here."
Guan Wu said: "Do you want to enter my house?"
Yu Ze said: "I just want to go in and ask my brother a few questions."
Guan Wu said in his heart that he is here, he is here, he is here, he is here, he nodded calmly, and cleared the way ahead.
This was the first time Yu Ze saw Guan Wu's room, or in other words, this was the first time he saw someone else's room.He had few friends since he was a child, and he had no one to play in other people's homes. Even he himself had no fixed place to live. It was not until he entered Jianzong that he had a real room where he lived alone.
Yu Ze was actually a little curious, but he knew that he had more important things to do, and it would not be worth the loss if he irritated Guan Wu by looking around.So he only saw the largest object in the room - the cushioned bed, and then looked away.
Guan Wu originally wanted to be polite and asked "Would you like tea?", but thinking that there was nothing in his room except snacks, the words turned into: "Do you drink plain water?"
Yu Ze obviously didn't react: "Huh?"
Guan Wu felt that he might be a bit stingy, so he changed his words: "Do you eat?"
Yu Ze said: "No need, I'll eat..."
"Oh!" Guan Wu responded quickly, he didn't want to share the snacks, not even Ning Jiu.As a foodie, you must give snacks dignity, and you must not distribute them to people other than the owner without their consent!
Guan Wu said: "Then let me pour you a glass of water."
"Don't bother," Yu Ze waved his hands again and again, "I'm really just here to ask a few questions."
Guan Wu put down the teapot: "Oh, you can ask."
Yu Ze closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, his serious gaze made Guan Wu's heart tremble, and his beautiful lips slowly opened and closed.
"Brother Guan, can you, can you...can become a cat?"
"..."
"I know, you are a cat, you are my cat, you are a steamed bun, right?"
Guan Wu felt that his hands were shaking violently, and he quickly turned his back behind him. The last thing he knew was lying since he was a child, but this time he had to lie. Fortunately, he still had a calm skin as a cover.
"What nonsense are you talking about, what cats are not cats."
"Am I talking nonsense, senior brother himself knows best." Yu Ze's tone was extremely firm, "I clearly saw the collar on senior brother's neck during the day today, I put it on for my spiritual pet. Brother has been covering it with a silk scarf before, but now he has taken it off again, isn't he afraid of me asking?"
"According to what you said, since I can take it off, why didn't I take it off before? Why did you see it again?"
After asking this sentence, Guan Wu replied in his heart: Because you are stupid!You can also forget about taking off the collar!
"This..." Yu Ze was at a loss for words for a moment, but he quickly realized, "Please show me the collar, brother."
"Why?"
"Brother, don't you dare?"
"What dare not." Guan Wu took out his collar and threw it at it.
Yu Ze caught it with his backhand, looked it over carefully, and said with certainty: "This is indeed my collar! When I was in Trial Mountain that day, I met a golden kitten. ..."
"Oh, him," Guan Wu interrupted him lightly, "That's my spirit beast, what's wrong?"
"What... what?" Yu Ze looked at him in disbelief.
"I said it was my spiritual pet," Guan Wu repeated, "I wondered why there was something on my neck after going out for a while, so it was a good thing you did."
"But, but this circle, how could it be..."
"I liked it, so I took it off and tried it on. Is there any problem?"
"..." This is the demon lock ring!You are all bored!
It took Yu Ze a long time to find his voice, "That steamed bun..."
"He's not called Mantou," Guan Wu said, "Although I haven't formed a bond with him yet, everyone in Jianzong knows that he is my spiritual pet. It's better for you to get rid of this idea as soon as possible."
"...The disciple understands."
Unexpectedly, the mantou actually had an owner, and this news made Yu Ze extremely disappointed.
Originally, he was only guessing about Guan Wu's identity, not so sure. After all, if he was Mantou, he would be a demon cultivator, and a demon cultivator still sits in such a high seat in Jianzong... Yu Ze couldn't imagine it anymore .
Now not only Guan Wu's identity is not a cat, but even the cat has become his, Yu Ze felt that he was going to die of depression.
Such a cute steamed bun should be paired with such an idiot, alas...
The lost figure of the hero disappeared from sight, and Guan Wu heaved a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, he begged Ning Jiu to help him untie the demon lock ring before he came back, otherwise he really didn't know how to make it up.But Ning Jiu also scolded him because he went to the Trial Mountain to mess around.
Just as he was about to go back to sleep, he caught a glimpse of something out of the corner of his eye.
Guan Wu walked over to pick it up, and found that it was the collar he had just thrown back to the hero!Damn, did you throw the collar around when you found out that the cat is not yours?unacceptable!
Guan Wu was so angry that he almost threw the collar out.
But after a while he wondered again, what kind of anger did he have?
He looked down at the collar in his hand for a while. He wanted to put it in the Qiankun bag, but after thinking about it, he simply put it on his arm. The collar immediately tightened into an armband, and Guan Wu felt inexplicably relieved again.
Stretching, Guan Wu took off his clothes, and then fell backwards into the cat litter.
A good night's sleep.
The next day, Ning Jiu really took Yu Ze to Yue Ling to accept the award.
As for what they said and what they rewarded, Guan Wu didn't know at all, he was still sleeping late at that time.
But one thing is for sure, Yu Ze has become famous.
As the only one among the new disciples, even among the several generations of new disciples, who had met the suzerain, Yu Ze's reputation suddenly rose.As the male protagonist, he naturally gained countless hearts from girls, countless younger brothers, and several hostile eyes.
The most obvious one is Lu Chengying, who is worthy of being the battle cannon fodder.
In the previous test, Lu Chengying ranked first in the first two tests, but lost to Yu Ze in the last and most important test, how could he be reconciled.Especially when he found out that his senior brother—Er Silly Guanwu—had more importance on Yu Ze than himself, Lu Chengying was about to explode.
Now Yu Ze was praised by the suzerain again, and suddenly became the hottest newcomer in the sword sect.
Lu Chengying's seven orifices are already smoking.
This is not an exaggeration, when Guan Wu passed by him twice, Lu Chengying even stared at him several times regardless of etiquette, and stared at him while saluting, damn, just looking at it, I think this kid should take medicine.
Guan Wu felt it, this brat was about to make a move.
Guan Wu still vaguely remembered the plots at the beginning of the original novel.As soon as the male protagonist appeared on the stage, he was an ordinary kid. Because he was an orphan, he was always bullied by the brats in the village.Then Chapter 2 came a little bit cooler. During a beating, the hero’s spiritual power was opened up—I don’t know why, probably the cannon fodder accidentally hit a certain acupuncture point, anyway, it was opened up——Male lead spirit The force is soaring, and the brats are blown away in an instant.The bear children are common people, without any spiritual power, and were seriously injured on the spot, vomiting blood like a fountain.Although the male protagonist took revenge, he was also squeezed out by the adults in the village and had to leave his hometown. Before leaving, he also reaped the hearts of the two and a half childhood sweethearts from the village girl.
The hero who embarked on a wandering journey was also bumpy along the way, plus gold fingers, and encountered countless cannon fodder, kind-hearted spiritual masters—about the same level as Guan Wu, only referring to cultivation, excluding IQ—two or three, teach him how to Channeling spiritual power, how to cultivate, blah blah, etc., which led to the male protagonist coming to Jianzong for an interview... Ah no, during the apprenticeship test, his cultivation had already reached the seventh level of the Qi cultivation stage, and it was only better than the aristocratic family came out and used elixir to remind him The familiar Lu Chengying is one level lower, it all depends on talent!
The first thing the male lead revealed after he entered the Sword Sect was the heartbreaker incident. He single-handedly wiped out the demon cultivators of the Liantai stage with his cultivation base in the Qi cultivation stage, and became famous.It is almost the same as the current state, so it will naturally be hated by villains.
The youngest among them is that Lu Chengying.
When Lu Chengying came out of the house, he carried a high-level fire-attribute magic beast crystal with him, just in case.But the unexpected needs of the Lu family refer to when they need to take care of it, not for him to use it to harm others!
Lu Chengying knocked off a small piece of Warcraft Crystal, ground it into powder, and melted it into the tea in Yu Ze's room.
No one knew how he did it, the two peaks came and went without a trace, no one discovered his vicious deeds, until the hero was killed and his meridians were completely destroyed, and no one knew who did it.Even the hero himself didn't realize that he was actually harmed by this stinky boy until Lu Chengying accidentally said that he was bald, and then began to retaliate wildly.
Guan Wu felt that he should kneel down to Lu Chengying.
Or should I give the author a big knee?
That's right!Shuangwen is so illogical!Long live the author!
Familiar with the previous part of the plot, Guan Wu knew about the hero's pills, but he didn't expect that Lu Chengying's subordinates would be so fast.
One night three days after Yu Ze received the award, Guan Wu was lying in his cat's bed, reading comic books, eating snacks and rolling.
Before falling asleep, I heard a burst of earth-shattering and heart-piercing screams.
The author has something to say: [Xiao Meng Duan]
When I was in junior high school, the head teacher was very aggressive. One afternoon during self-study, the head teacher supervised the discipline in the room.
A buddy looked up at the teacher and found that the teacher was gone. He thought he was gone, and shouted, "The head teacher of Gou Ri is gone, everyone get up!!"
Then I saw the teacher who was tying his shoelaces behind the podium quietly stood up.go bro, we will remember you
"Brother." Yu Ze called out.
"En." Guan Wu responded lightly.
My heart was overwhelmed.What to do, the male protagonist really didn't believe his nonsense during the day, but he was right when he said that collars are only believed by fools who love them, and that's not true. If someone really likes to wear collars, wouldn't it be sad to hear this, God, how should I deal with the eloquent tongue? My hero...
"Brother!" Seeing that Guan Wu started to wander in the void again, Yu Ze couldn't help but raise his volume.
"Hmm...huh?" Guan Wu was taken aback.
Yu Ze glanced at Guan Wu's neck that had become empty, pursed his lips, and said, "It's not convenient to talk here."
Guan Wu said: "Do you want to enter my house?"
Yu Ze said: "I just want to go in and ask my brother a few questions."
Guan Wu said in his heart that he is here, he is here, he is here, he is here, he nodded calmly, and cleared the way ahead.
This was the first time Yu Ze saw Guan Wu's room, or in other words, this was the first time he saw someone else's room.He had few friends since he was a child, and he had no one to play in other people's homes. Even he himself had no fixed place to live. It was not until he entered Jianzong that he had a real room where he lived alone.
Yu Ze was actually a little curious, but he knew that he had more important things to do, and it would not be worth the loss if he irritated Guan Wu by looking around.So he only saw the largest object in the room - the cushioned bed, and then looked away.
Guan Wu originally wanted to be polite and asked "Would you like tea?", but thinking that there was nothing in his room except snacks, the words turned into: "Do you drink plain water?"
Yu Ze obviously didn't react: "Huh?"
Guan Wu felt that he might be a bit stingy, so he changed his words: "Do you eat?"
Yu Ze said: "No need, I'll eat..."
"Oh!" Guan Wu responded quickly, he didn't want to share the snacks, not even Ning Jiu.As a foodie, you must give snacks dignity, and you must not distribute them to people other than the owner without their consent!
Guan Wu said: "Then let me pour you a glass of water."
"Don't bother," Yu Ze waved his hands again and again, "I'm really just here to ask a few questions."
Guan Wu put down the teapot: "Oh, you can ask."
Yu Ze closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, his serious gaze made Guan Wu's heart tremble, and his beautiful lips slowly opened and closed.
"Brother Guan, can you, can you...can become a cat?"
"..."
"I know, you are a cat, you are my cat, you are a steamed bun, right?"
Guan Wu felt that his hands were shaking violently, and he quickly turned his back behind him. The last thing he knew was lying since he was a child, but this time he had to lie. Fortunately, he still had a calm skin as a cover.
"What nonsense are you talking about, what cats are not cats."
"Am I talking nonsense, senior brother himself knows best." Yu Ze's tone was extremely firm, "I clearly saw the collar on senior brother's neck during the day today, I put it on for my spiritual pet. Brother has been covering it with a silk scarf before, but now he has taken it off again, isn't he afraid of me asking?"
"According to what you said, since I can take it off, why didn't I take it off before? Why did you see it again?"
After asking this sentence, Guan Wu replied in his heart: Because you are stupid!You can also forget about taking off the collar!
"This..." Yu Ze was at a loss for words for a moment, but he quickly realized, "Please show me the collar, brother."
"Why?"
"Brother, don't you dare?"
"What dare not." Guan Wu took out his collar and threw it at it.
Yu Ze caught it with his backhand, looked it over carefully, and said with certainty: "This is indeed my collar! When I was in Trial Mountain that day, I met a golden kitten. ..."
"Oh, him," Guan Wu interrupted him lightly, "That's my spirit beast, what's wrong?"
"What... what?" Yu Ze looked at him in disbelief.
"I said it was my spiritual pet," Guan Wu repeated, "I wondered why there was something on my neck after going out for a while, so it was a good thing you did."
"But, but this circle, how could it be..."
"I liked it, so I took it off and tried it on. Is there any problem?"
"..." This is the demon lock ring!You are all bored!
It took Yu Ze a long time to find his voice, "That steamed bun..."
"He's not called Mantou," Guan Wu said, "Although I haven't formed a bond with him yet, everyone in Jianzong knows that he is my spiritual pet. It's better for you to get rid of this idea as soon as possible."
"...The disciple understands."
Unexpectedly, the mantou actually had an owner, and this news made Yu Ze extremely disappointed.
Originally, he was only guessing about Guan Wu's identity, not so sure. After all, if he was Mantou, he would be a demon cultivator, and a demon cultivator still sits in such a high seat in Jianzong... Yu Ze couldn't imagine it anymore .
Now not only Guan Wu's identity is not a cat, but even the cat has become his, Yu Ze felt that he was going to die of depression.
Such a cute steamed bun should be paired with such an idiot, alas...
The lost figure of the hero disappeared from sight, and Guan Wu heaved a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, he begged Ning Jiu to help him untie the demon lock ring before he came back, otherwise he really didn't know how to make it up.But Ning Jiu also scolded him because he went to the Trial Mountain to mess around.
Just as he was about to go back to sleep, he caught a glimpse of something out of the corner of his eye.
Guan Wu walked over to pick it up, and found that it was the collar he had just thrown back to the hero!Damn, did you throw the collar around when you found out that the cat is not yours?unacceptable!
Guan Wu was so angry that he almost threw the collar out.
But after a while he wondered again, what kind of anger did he have?
He looked down at the collar in his hand for a while. He wanted to put it in the Qiankun bag, but after thinking about it, he simply put it on his arm. The collar immediately tightened into an armband, and Guan Wu felt inexplicably relieved again.
Stretching, Guan Wu took off his clothes, and then fell backwards into the cat litter.
A good night's sleep.
The next day, Ning Jiu really took Yu Ze to Yue Ling to accept the award.
As for what they said and what they rewarded, Guan Wu didn't know at all, he was still sleeping late at that time.
But one thing is for sure, Yu Ze has become famous.
As the only one among the new disciples, even among the several generations of new disciples, who had met the suzerain, Yu Ze's reputation suddenly rose.As the male protagonist, he naturally gained countless hearts from girls, countless younger brothers, and several hostile eyes.
The most obvious one is Lu Chengying, who is worthy of being the battle cannon fodder.
In the previous test, Lu Chengying ranked first in the first two tests, but lost to Yu Ze in the last and most important test, how could he be reconciled.Especially when he found out that his senior brother—Er Silly Guanwu—had more importance on Yu Ze than himself, Lu Chengying was about to explode.
Now Yu Ze was praised by the suzerain again, and suddenly became the hottest newcomer in the sword sect.
Lu Chengying's seven orifices are already smoking.
This is not an exaggeration, when Guan Wu passed by him twice, Lu Chengying even stared at him several times regardless of etiquette, and stared at him while saluting, damn, just looking at it, I think this kid should take medicine.
Guan Wu felt it, this brat was about to make a move.
Guan Wu still vaguely remembered the plots at the beginning of the original novel.As soon as the male protagonist appeared on the stage, he was an ordinary kid. Because he was an orphan, he was always bullied by the brats in the village.Then Chapter 2 came a little bit cooler. During a beating, the hero’s spiritual power was opened up—I don’t know why, probably the cannon fodder accidentally hit a certain acupuncture point, anyway, it was opened up——Male lead spirit The force is soaring, and the brats are blown away in an instant.The bear children are common people, without any spiritual power, and were seriously injured on the spot, vomiting blood like a fountain.Although the male protagonist took revenge, he was also squeezed out by the adults in the village and had to leave his hometown. Before leaving, he also reaped the hearts of the two and a half childhood sweethearts from the village girl.
The hero who embarked on a wandering journey was also bumpy along the way, plus gold fingers, and encountered countless cannon fodder, kind-hearted spiritual masters—about the same level as Guan Wu, only referring to cultivation, excluding IQ—two or three, teach him how to Channeling spiritual power, how to cultivate, blah blah, etc., which led to the male protagonist coming to Jianzong for an interview... Ah no, during the apprenticeship test, his cultivation had already reached the seventh level of the Qi cultivation stage, and it was only better than the aristocratic family came out and used elixir to remind him The familiar Lu Chengying is one level lower, it all depends on talent!
The first thing the male lead revealed after he entered the Sword Sect was the heartbreaker incident. He single-handedly wiped out the demon cultivators of the Liantai stage with his cultivation base in the Qi cultivation stage, and became famous.It is almost the same as the current state, so it will naturally be hated by villains.
The youngest among them is that Lu Chengying.
When Lu Chengying came out of the house, he carried a high-level fire-attribute magic beast crystal with him, just in case.But the unexpected needs of the Lu family refer to when they need to take care of it, not for him to use it to harm others!
Lu Chengying knocked off a small piece of Warcraft Crystal, ground it into powder, and melted it into the tea in Yu Ze's room.
No one knew how he did it, the two peaks came and went without a trace, no one discovered his vicious deeds, until the hero was killed and his meridians were completely destroyed, and no one knew who did it.Even the hero himself didn't realize that he was actually harmed by this stinky boy until Lu Chengying accidentally said that he was bald, and then began to retaliate wildly.
Guan Wu felt that he should kneel down to Lu Chengying.
Or should I give the author a big knee?
That's right!Shuangwen is so illogical!Long live the author!
Familiar with the previous part of the plot, Guan Wu knew about the hero's pills, but he didn't expect that Lu Chengying's subordinates would be so fast.
One night three days after Yu Ze received the award, Guan Wu was lying in his cat's bed, reading comic books, eating snacks and rolling.
Before falling asleep, I heard a burst of earth-shattering and heart-piercing screams.
The author has something to say: [Xiao Meng Duan]
When I was in junior high school, the head teacher was very aggressive. One afternoon during self-study, the head teacher supervised the discipline in the room.
A buddy looked up at the teacher and found that the teacher was gone. He thought he was gone, and shouted, "The head teacher of Gou Ri is gone, everyone get up!!"
Then I saw the teacher who was tying his shoelaces behind the podium quietly stood up.go bro, we will remember you
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