Lord, you are broken
Chapter 011 Please Double Cultivate With Me
Guan Wu really didn't expect that he could bring his own skills after time travel.
In his previous life, he was the fifth son of a family of prophecies. Although his prophecy skills were sloppy, and he was good at reporting sorrows but not good news. The most common sentence he said was "You will be very unlucky today".
Originally, after time travel and a new body, Guan Wu also felt that he would no longer prophesy, anyway, his prophecy ability has always been useless.Unexpectedly, by mistake, after traveling to another world, the prophecy ability is still there!But it seems that it is not so accurate, for example, I did not see the demon cultivator becoming a demon in the prophecy.
...But maybe it's not his problem!
The hero interrupted him just now, well, it must be the hero's fault!
Guan Wu secretly blamed the male lead for all his faults, and slowly opened his eyes.
What caught the eye was a ceiling with a large area of cracked wall paint, and there were two spiders crawling around and weaving webs in the corner.The room is also very cramped, and the four corners can be seen without turning the eyes twice. There are also cracks on the walls that are comparable to spider webs, and wall dust falls from time to time.
Alas, it looks like a poor demon cultivator.
Guan Wu sighed, and someone moved beside him.
"Brother!" It was Yu Ze's voice.
"Huh?" Guan Wu squinted over.Da Da, the wise and powerful hero in the original book, is being tied up like a rice dumpling and leaning against the edge of the stone kang, unable to move at all.
"...Pfft." Guan Wu couldn't hold back.
"??" Yu Ze didn't know why, but he didn't have time to think about what strange things appeared in his senior brother's mind, and said anxiously, "Senior brother, now that the demon is not here, let's break free and escape from the rope."
Guan Wu sized himself up.
The demon cultivator didn't know where he got the fairy binding rope, and it was not a low-level product.Because the fairy rope is used to restrain the aura of spiritual cultivation, it was not tied very tightly, so it was wrapped around the wrist twice and tied a knot.
On the other hand, the hero, he is tied with ordinary hemp rope, but the demon cultivator has strong hands. In order to prevent him from running out to report the news, he is tied very tightly. Everyone wears thin clothes in this weather. Less obvious muscles are stretched out.
...it looks like it's in pain.
Guan Wu asked, "Are you in pain?"
Yu Ze was startled, and immediately gritted his teeth and said firmly, "It doesn't hurt!"
Guan Wu: "Oh...then let's tie it up for a while."
Yu Ze: "..."
Guan Wu looked at the male lead's unbelievable little eyes, and wanted to laugh.
He probably felt that the rope tied to his body was easier to break free, so he said that.But he didn't know that binding the fairy rope was absolutely restrained for spiritual cultivation. Not only did it suppress the aura, but even his physical strength would be reduced to [-] to [-] percent. At that time, not to mention that the rope could not be untied, even if he took two steps to escape, he would be panting.
However, this is also limited and only works on humans.
That's right, Guan Wu is not a human being now, so binding the fairy rope is almost like ordinary hemp rope to him o(≧v≦)o!
But he won't tell the hero _(:з)∠)_.
The demon cultivator is not here now, in case they run out, the demon cultivator returns and finds that the hostage is gone, and then find a place to hide it, and it will take a lot of effort to find it.
But the floor is really hard. I didn't feel dizzy just now. After lying down for a while, Guan Wu felt back pain. The butterfly valley on his back was pressed against the uneven stone floor, which was very painful.He straightened his back and slowly struggled to sit up from the ground.
Seeing his movements, Yu Ze's eyes lit up.
But soon dimmed again.
Guan Wu leaned against the stone kang and breathed a sigh of relief: "It's better to be like this."
Yu Ze: "..."
Yu Ze said that he would never talk to the second senior brother again.
When the catastrophe is imminent, he is not in a hurry to run for his life, but thinking about how to be more comfortable, hmph, just be comfortable, it will be more comfortable to be eaten by that heartbreaker!
Guan Wuke has been observing the male lead's little expression.Seeing that he seemed to be really angry, I was too embarrassed to go too far. After the relationship became stagnant, there was no place to cry when people retaliated wildly.
Sighing, he said, "Do you not understand what I mean by doing this?"
Yu Ze moved his ears and turned his head.
Guan Wu just said vaguely: "I'm doing this as a stopgap measure. You'll understand when that demon cultivator... is the heartbreaker comes back."
Yu Ze frowned puzzled.
After a long while, he said: "Brother, how did you know that he is a demon cultivator, we just clearly..." He was knocked out by the demonic energy.
As soon as the words were finished, a bold laughter came from outside the door, and a young man with a handsome appearance walked in with a big smile: "As expected of him, he is the second eldest disciple of the Tianxian Sword Sect, and he can see through it at a glance." It was that demon cultivator.
At the same time, the long-lost system notification sound also appeared.
It seems that the task can go on endlessly without mentioning the time in the task. The system was quiet for several days before.
——Except for the occasional increase in the pseudonym value==convex!
[The mission target "Heartbreaker" appears, please subdue it as soon as possible!The faster you solve the mission, the more rewarding you will be~]
Seeing the person coming, Guan Wu opened his eyes wide in surprise.
Fuck, this little cannon fodder looks pretty good. If he wasn't wearing the standard outfit of a beggar gang disciple, it is estimated that the people who don't know the truth can regard this person as a master.
Yu Ze was also taken aback by the trendy clothes on Yaoxiu's body. The heartbreaker who secretly killed more than a dozen people has been living a hard and simple life.
Yaoxiu didn't care that his embarrassment was seen clearly by these two people, or rather, Yu Ze's spiritual cultivation in a small stage of Qi cultivation didn't catch his eyes at all, and now his heart is full of Guan Wu, a coquettish woman in the blooming stage ( ?).
He smiled evilly and said: "Although everyone calls me a heartbreaker, I never eat the hearts of beauties. I only...steal."
As he spoke, he touched Guan Wu's chest.
Yaoxiu: So flat! ! !
Guan Wu: Come on bullshit! ! !
Yu Ze: Is this the so-called expedient measure? ! ! !
For a moment, the expressions of the three of them were extremely strange.
After a while, Yaoxiu came back to his senses, rubbed his fingers unwillingly, and secretly hypnotized himself with a few words, "Beauty's breasts will grow bigger when you touch it", and said with a smile: "How? Male and female fellow practitioners, sharing the ultimate bliss? I have always never treated a beauty badly." As he said that, he wanted to touch his chest again.
Although Yu Ze felt that Guan Wu was a bit annoying, but in the face of the enemy, he must protect the chastity (?) of his senior brother!
It's a pity that he was tied too tightly, and he flipped over when he moved, and fell to the ground and spun around twice.
Guan Wu: "..."
Guan Wu couldn't hold back and said, "You're blind."
Yaoxiu's smile froze.
Guan Wu: "Oh no, you are a wolf, that's about the same as a dog."
Yaoxiu's smile began to become a little ferocious.
Guan Wu: "I'm a man, male and female fellow practitioners are nothing!"
The demon cultivator paused, stood up abruptly, and pointed at him incredulously, his fingers trembling.
"This, this is impossible! You obviously look like a woman!"
【Ding!Pseudo-mother value +3, please keep up the good work of the host! 】
Guan Wu rolled his eyes... He didn't make it, [Cold as Frost Mode] didn't allow him to make such an out-of-the-ordinary expression, but anyway, he had a good time talking just now.
At this time, Yu Ze, who was struggling on the side, finally turned his face around, glared at Yaoxiu and said, "It is true that you are blind, and that is obviously my senior brother!"
Yaoxiu seemed to have noticed that there was a person lying beside his feet at this moment, and without looking at him, he kicked over, kicking the male lead to the corner of the wall.
That kick was not very strong, but it was enough to hit Yu Ze, who was several levels behind him in cultivation.
Yo ho!Not a little courageous, dare to kick the hero.
Guan Wu felt sorry for Yu Ze, but at the same time he was also gloating, little cannon fodder, you will be tortured to death later.
Yaoxiu groped Guan Wu's body around and around without giving up, except for ribs, and finally broke down: "You big liar! Why do you dress like a girl? Pervert! Bastard! You deceived my feelings!"
Guan Wu: Haha, blame me?
【Ding!Pseudo-mother value +2, please keep up the good work of the host! 】
Yaoxiu cried like a defiled little girl with yellow flowers. Even Yu Ze, who was kicked, couldn't hate him, only disgust and contempt remained.
However, Guan Wu forgot that even a small cannon fodder is still wearing the skin of a villain.
After Yaoxiu covered his face and muttered for a while, he suddenly raised his head, his eyes were bloodshot, and those who didn't know really thought that Guan Wu was playing tricks on him.He stretched out his five fingers, and the five sharp nails rubbed out. He licked the canine teeth that could no longer be covered by his lips, howled, and said: "Since you are not a woman, then I don't have to be polite anymore, hehe Hehe, I haven't tasted the heart of spiritual cultivation in the blooming period yet!"
Seeing that the wolf's claws were about to swing down from the top of his head, Guan Wu quickly rolled on the spot, relying on his small size, he abruptly rolled away from Yaoxiu's legs.
"Brother! Be careful!" Yu Ze screamed behind him.
Before Guan Wu had time to stand up, he felt a gust of wind blowing towards him, and quickly rolled again.
After hiding for a few times, Guan Wu almost rolled out of consciousness.
He knew that going on like this was not an option, but he hadn't worn it for long, and he hadn't learned any moves yet, and the original owner was also lazy, relying on his own talent and innate spiritual power, he didn't even practice "Star Absorbing Dafa" , "The Great Teleportation of the Universe" and other magical skills are really not pursued.
His hands were still tied behind his back before he could untie them in time. Guan Wu thought he was quite proficient in controlling spiritual power, so he quickly poured spiritual power into his legs, and kicked the calf next to him with a sweep.
The Yaoxiu wailed, and couldn't care less about arresting people, and rolled all over the ground hugging his calf.
Guan Wu heaved a sigh of relief, rubbed his wrists together for a while, broke free from the not-too-tightly tied fairy rope, and put it in his Qiankun bag without blinking.
When passing by the howling Yaoxiu, Guan Wu still looked down on him heavily.
Isn't it just kicking a leg, at most it will break a bone, a demon cultivator, who has killed so many people is so afraid of pain.
What he doesn't know is that in the spiritual world, even at different stages in the same period, the cultivation bases are very different.He attacked the demon cultivator at the lotus platform stage with a spiritual power level in the middle stage of the blooming stage. Not to mention the calf bones of the other party must have been broken, and the spiritual energy injected by Guan Wu would continue to rush around in the body, causing unbearable pain.
This is also the reason why the original owner did not practice any exercises, this kind of attack alone is enough.
Yu Ze looked at Yaoxiu who was rolling all over the ground in horror, and then looked in shock at Guan Wu who was untying the rope for him.
Guan Wu: "...why?"
Yu Ze murmured: "Senior brother...Senior brother is really amazing." His eyes were full of worship and admiration.
But the dull Guan Wu couldn't see it, he let out an "oh", untied the last knot, patted Yu Ze's shoulder, and said, "Get up."
Yu Ze, who had seen the demeanor of a master, suddenly became respectful towards Guan Wu.
"Brother, what are we going to do next?"
Guan Wu: "Tie him up first, and then bring him back to Master."
Yu Ze nodded: "Everything is subject to the arrangement of senior brother."
Guan Wu weighed the hemp rope in his hand, and felt that it would definitely not be able to bind the demon cultivator, and the immortal rope in the Qiankun bag had no effect on the demon cultivator.
Or... knock people out?
What a wonderful idea, Guan Wu gave himself a thumbs up.
Just as he was about to move, he saw Yu Ze standing in front of him suddenly panicked: "Brother, be careful!"
Guan Wu turned around.
I saw the demon cultivator who was still lying on the ground moaning at some point stood up and was waving his claws to grab himself.
The author has something to say:
【Xiaomeng Section】
Today, I took the elevator with a colleague. When the elevator went up, the colleague suddenly said, "Hahaha!"
Me: "What are you laughing at?"
He: "I didn't laugh at anything, I just suddenly remembered a line from "Lost in Thailand" and thought it was funny."
I was curious: "Which sentence?"
Him: "There are two 2Bs in the elevator."
In his previous life, he was the fifth son of a family of prophecies. Although his prophecy skills were sloppy, and he was good at reporting sorrows but not good news. The most common sentence he said was "You will be very unlucky today".
Originally, after time travel and a new body, Guan Wu also felt that he would no longer prophesy, anyway, his prophecy ability has always been useless.Unexpectedly, by mistake, after traveling to another world, the prophecy ability is still there!But it seems that it is not so accurate, for example, I did not see the demon cultivator becoming a demon in the prophecy.
...But maybe it's not his problem!
The hero interrupted him just now, well, it must be the hero's fault!
Guan Wu secretly blamed the male lead for all his faults, and slowly opened his eyes.
What caught the eye was a ceiling with a large area of cracked wall paint, and there were two spiders crawling around and weaving webs in the corner.The room is also very cramped, and the four corners can be seen without turning the eyes twice. There are also cracks on the walls that are comparable to spider webs, and wall dust falls from time to time.
Alas, it looks like a poor demon cultivator.
Guan Wu sighed, and someone moved beside him.
"Brother!" It was Yu Ze's voice.
"Huh?" Guan Wu squinted over.Da Da, the wise and powerful hero in the original book, is being tied up like a rice dumpling and leaning against the edge of the stone kang, unable to move at all.
"...Pfft." Guan Wu couldn't hold back.
"??" Yu Ze didn't know why, but he didn't have time to think about what strange things appeared in his senior brother's mind, and said anxiously, "Senior brother, now that the demon is not here, let's break free and escape from the rope."
Guan Wu sized himself up.
The demon cultivator didn't know where he got the fairy binding rope, and it was not a low-level product.Because the fairy rope is used to restrain the aura of spiritual cultivation, it was not tied very tightly, so it was wrapped around the wrist twice and tied a knot.
On the other hand, the hero, he is tied with ordinary hemp rope, but the demon cultivator has strong hands. In order to prevent him from running out to report the news, he is tied very tightly. Everyone wears thin clothes in this weather. Less obvious muscles are stretched out.
...it looks like it's in pain.
Guan Wu asked, "Are you in pain?"
Yu Ze was startled, and immediately gritted his teeth and said firmly, "It doesn't hurt!"
Guan Wu: "Oh...then let's tie it up for a while."
Yu Ze: "..."
Guan Wu looked at the male lead's unbelievable little eyes, and wanted to laugh.
He probably felt that the rope tied to his body was easier to break free, so he said that.But he didn't know that binding the fairy rope was absolutely restrained for spiritual cultivation. Not only did it suppress the aura, but even his physical strength would be reduced to [-] to [-] percent. At that time, not to mention that the rope could not be untied, even if he took two steps to escape, he would be panting.
However, this is also limited and only works on humans.
That's right, Guan Wu is not a human being now, so binding the fairy rope is almost like ordinary hemp rope to him o(≧v≦)o!
But he won't tell the hero _(:з)∠)_.
The demon cultivator is not here now, in case they run out, the demon cultivator returns and finds that the hostage is gone, and then find a place to hide it, and it will take a lot of effort to find it.
But the floor is really hard. I didn't feel dizzy just now. After lying down for a while, Guan Wu felt back pain. The butterfly valley on his back was pressed against the uneven stone floor, which was very painful.He straightened his back and slowly struggled to sit up from the ground.
Seeing his movements, Yu Ze's eyes lit up.
But soon dimmed again.
Guan Wu leaned against the stone kang and breathed a sigh of relief: "It's better to be like this."
Yu Ze: "..."
Yu Ze said that he would never talk to the second senior brother again.
When the catastrophe is imminent, he is not in a hurry to run for his life, but thinking about how to be more comfortable, hmph, just be comfortable, it will be more comfortable to be eaten by that heartbreaker!
Guan Wuke has been observing the male lead's little expression.Seeing that he seemed to be really angry, I was too embarrassed to go too far. After the relationship became stagnant, there was no place to cry when people retaliated wildly.
Sighing, he said, "Do you not understand what I mean by doing this?"
Yu Ze moved his ears and turned his head.
Guan Wu just said vaguely: "I'm doing this as a stopgap measure. You'll understand when that demon cultivator... is the heartbreaker comes back."
Yu Ze frowned puzzled.
After a long while, he said: "Brother, how did you know that he is a demon cultivator, we just clearly..." He was knocked out by the demonic energy.
As soon as the words were finished, a bold laughter came from outside the door, and a young man with a handsome appearance walked in with a big smile: "As expected of him, he is the second eldest disciple of the Tianxian Sword Sect, and he can see through it at a glance." It was that demon cultivator.
At the same time, the long-lost system notification sound also appeared.
It seems that the task can go on endlessly without mentioning the time in the task. The system was quiet for several days before.
——Except for the occasional increase in the pseudonym value==convex!
[The mission target "Heartbreaker" appears, please subdue it as soon as possible!The faster you solve the mission, the more rewarding you will be~]
Seeing the person coming, Guan Wu opened his eyes wide in surprise.
Fuck, this little cannon fodder looks pretty good. If he wasn't wearing the standard outfit of a beggar gang disciple, it is estimated that the people who don't know the truth can regard this person as a master.
Yu Ze was also taken aback by the trendy clothes on Yaoxiu's body. The heartbreaker who secretly killed more than a dozen people has been living a hard and simple life.
Yaoxiu didn't care that his embarrassment was seen clearly by these two people, or rather, Yu Ze's spiritual cultivation in a small stage of Qi cultivation didn't catch his eyes at all, and now his heart is full of Guan Wu, a coquettish woman in the blooming stage ( ?).
He smiled evilly and said: "Although everyone calls me a heartbreaker, I never eat the hearts of beauties. I only...steal."
As he spoke, he touched Guan Wu's chest.
Yaoxiu: So flat! ! !
Guan Wu: Come on bullshit! ! !
Yu Ze: Is this the so-called expedient measure? ! ! !
For a moment, the expressions of the three of them were extremely strange.
After a while, Yaoxiu came back to his senses, rubbed his fingers unwillingly, and secretly hypnotized himself with a few words, "Beauty's breasts will grow bigger when you touch it", and said with a smile: "How? Male and female fellow practitioners, sharing the ultimate bliss? I have always never treated a beauty badly." As he said that, he wanted to touch his chest again.
Although Yu Ze felt that Guan Wu was a bit annoying, but in the face of the enemy, he must protect the chastity (?) of his senior brother!
It's a pity that he was tied too tightly, and he flipped over when he moved, and fell to the ground and spun around twice.
Guan Wu: "..."
Guan Wu couldn't hold back and said, "You're blind."
Yaoxiu's smile froze.
Guan Wu: "Oh no, you are a wolf, that's about the same as a dog."
Yaoxiu's smile began to become a little ferocious.
Guan Wu: "I'm a man, male and female fellow practitioners are nothing!"
The demon cultivator paused, stood up abruptly, and pointed at him incredulously, his fingers trembling.
"This, this is impossible! You obviously look like a woman!"
【Ding!Pseudo-mother value +3, please keep up the good work of the host! 】
Guan Wu rolled his eyes... He didn't make it, [Cold as Frost Mode] didn't allow him to make such an out-of-the-ordinary expression, but anyway, he had a good time talking just now.
At this time, Yu Ze, who was struggling on the side, finally turned his face around, glared at Yaoxiu and said, "It is true that you are blind, and that is obviously my senior brother!"
Yaoxiu seemed to have noticed that there was a person lying beside his feet at this moment, and without looking at him, he kicked over, kicking the male lead to the corner of the wall.
That kick was not very strong, but it was enough to hit Yu Ze, who was several levels behind him in cultivation.
Yo ho!Not a little courageous, dare to kick the hero.
Guan Wu felt sorry for Yu Ze, but at the same time he was also gloating, little cannon fodder, you will be tortured to death later.
Yaoxiu groped Guan Wu's body around and around without giving up, except for ribs, and finally broke down: "You big liar! Why do you dress like a girl? Pervert! Bastard! You deceived my feelings!"
Guan Wu: Haha, blame me?
【Ding!Pseudo-mother value +2, please keep up the good work of the host! 】
Yaoxiu cried like a defiled little girl with yellow flowers. Even Yu Ze, who was kicked, couldn't hate him, only disgust and contempt remained.
However, Guan Wu forgot that even a small cannon fodder is still wearing the skin of a villain.
After Yaoxiu covered his face and muttered for a while, he suddenly raised his head, his eyes were bloodshot, and those who didn't know really thought that Guan Wu was playing tricks on him.He stretched out his five fingers, and the five sharp nails rubbed out. He licked the canine teeth that could no longer be covered by his lips, howled, and said: "Since you are not a woman, then I don't have to be polite anymore, hehe Hehe, I haven't tasted the heart of spiritual cultivation in the blooming period yet!"
Seeing that the wolf's claws were about to swing down from the top of his head, Guan Wu quickly rolled on the spot, relying on his small size, he abruptly rolled away from Yaoxiu's legs.
"Brother! Be careful!" Yu Ze screamed behind him.
Before Guan Wu had time to stand up, he felt a gust of wind blowing towards him, and quickly rolled again.
After hiding for a few times, Guan Wu almost rolled out of consciousness.
He knew that going on like this was not an option, but he hadn't worn it for long, and he hadn't learned any moves yet, and the original owner was also lazy, relying on his own talent and innate spiritual power, he didn't even practice "Star Absorbing Dafa" , "The Great Teleportation of the Universe" and other magical skills are really not pursued.
His hands were still tied behind his back before he could untie them in time. Guan Wu thought he was quite proficient in controlling spiritual power, so he quickly poured spiritual power into his legs, and kicked the calf next to him with a sweep.
The Yaoxiu wailed, and couldn't care less about arresting people, and rolled all over the ground hugging his calf.
Guan Wu heaved a sigh of relief, rubbed his wrists together for a while, broke free from the not-too-tightly tied fairy rope, and put it in his Qiankun bag without blinking.
When passing by the howling Yaoxiu, Guan Wu still looked down on him heavily.
Isn't it just kicking a leg, at most it will break a bone, a demon cultivator, who has killed so many people is so afraid of pain.
What he doesn't know is that in the spiritual world, even at different stages in the same period, the cultivation bases are very different.He attacked the demon cultivator at the lotus platform stage with a spiritual power level in the middle stage of the blooming stage. Not to mention the calf bones of the other party must have been broken, and the spiritual energy injected by Guan Wu would continue to rush around in the body, causing unbearable pain.
This is also the reason why the original owner did not practice any exercises, this kind of attack alone is enough.
Yu Ze looked at Yaoxiu who was rolling all over the ground in horror, and then looked in shock at Guan Wu who was untying the rope for him.
Guan Wu: "...why?"
Yu Ze murmured: "Senior brother...Senior brother is really amazing." His eyes were full of worship and admiration.
But the dull Guan Wu couldn't see it, he let out an "oh", untied the last knot, patted Yu Ze's shoulder, and said, "Get up."
Yu Ze, who had seen the demeanor of a master, suddenly became respectful towards Guan Wu.
"Brother, what are we going to do next?"
Guan Wu: "Tie him up first, and then bring him back to Master."
Yu Ze nodded: "Everything is subject to the arrangement of senior brother."
Guan Wu weighed the hemp rope in his hand, and felt that it would definitely not be able to bind the demon cultivator, and the immortal rope in the Qiankun bag had no effect on the demon cultivator.
Or... knock people out?
What a wonderful idea, Guan Wu gave himself a thumbs up.
Just as he was about to move, he saw Yu Ze standing in front of him suddenly panicked: "Brother, be careful!"
Guan Wu turned around.
I saw the demon cultivator who was still lying on the ground moaning at some point stood up and was waving his claws to grab himself.
The author has something to say:
【Xiaomeng Section】
Today, I took the elevator with a colleague. When the elevator went up, the colleague suddenly said, "Hahaha!"
Me: "What are you laughing at?"
He: "I didn't laugh at anything, I just suddenly remembered a line from "Lost in Thailand" and thought it was funny."
I was curious: "Which sentence?"
Him: "There are two 2Bs in the elevator."
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