Lord, you are broken

Guan Wu lay listlessly on the stone, the whole cat was not well.

After the male protagonist put him back on the rock, he went to catch fish, and he went into the water so neatly that it looked quite rippling.

Soul light!Is Ding Ding so happy after watching labor?Believe it or not, labor and capital piss on your face!

... Well, labor and capital themselves do not believe it.

But why does watching a cat's penis increase the favorability?You've screwed up the system!

Just when he was depressed, a fish was thrown in front of Guan Wu with its white belly turned upside down, and then another fish, and the stream water splashed his face.Guan Wu shook his head and stood up, glaring at the hero.

Yu Ze couldn't see the anger on the cat's face, so he touched the cat's head with a smile, and said, "Don't worry, I'll make it for you right away."

……what?

Guan Wu, who was thinking about whether to slap his paw over again, was stunned for a while, watching Yu Ze's movement of lighting a tree branch, he tilted his little head.

The hero wants to grill fish for him?

To remove the scales and open the stomach, Yu Ze's movements were as skillful as a professional cook's. After a while, the fire was lit and the fish was grilled.

The fire was crackling, and Guan Wu couldn't help swallowing as he watched the two big fish stuck in the tree branch.

Suddenly, I remembered a certain description in the original book. The author described in detail the process of the hero’s cooking for half a chapter. Guan Wu, who likes to follow the article in the middle of the night, drools all over the table, thus establishing one of the hero’s personalities. , Chef.

A male protagonist who can't cook is not a good stallion.

No matter how unreasonable this setting is, anyway, in the original book, the male protagonist used this hand to get many girls, including the original owner of this body.And because the hero and the original Guan Wu had a lot of interactions in the previous article, while abusing the dog, he also used delicious food to ruthlessly kill the current Guan Wu, and the saliva soaked a few keyboards.

And now he is finally going to enjoy the hero's craft!

Although as a cat.

Suddenly, the smell of grilled fish wafted over.

The golden kitten raised its nose and moved to the edge of the fire without self-control, staring at one of the fish.

The fish in Trial Mountain are nourished by spiritual energy every day. Although they are not spiritual fish, they are almost twice the size of ordinary fish outside. They are several points larger than Guan Wu's cat body, and the fragrance is even stronger. My saliva almost dripped from the taste.

I don't know how long the seconds have passed, and the fish is grilled.

The golden kitten couldn't wait to jump twice on the spot, and saw Yu Ze pick up one of them and held it in front of him.

The kitten took a sip and stretched out its paws...

Speechless.

Meow!How to get this cat's paw!

Yu Ze burst out laughing all of a sudden, making his golden pupils glaring at him.

Yu Ze laughed again, then suddenly withdrew his hand, and the grilled fish was taken back.

The cat's eyes are full of nervousness, what, if you can't hold it, you won't let it eat?D!

However, Yu Ze's next move made Guan Wu heave a sigh of relief. He picked a leaf from a nearby plant that was twice the size of the fish, floated in the water, wrapped the fish and put it in Guan Wu's hands. In front of Wu.

Guan Wu immediately lowered his head and took a deep breath.

Fragrant!

Bite down, was burned to tears.

Yu Ze laughed wickedly again.

The kitten stuck out its tongue, took a few breaths, and met the fish.

After turning around the grilled fish a few times, I finally came up with a solution.

Guanwu cat rubbed its paws against its body, and scratched the fish with the tip of its paws a few times. The skin was torn apart, and the golden and crispy fish skin was roasted with fragrance, but it was less than one-tenth of the snow-white fish inside.

He blew hard and swallowed the slightly cooled fish in one gulp. It was as expected and delicious!

But within a short time, a grilled fish that was bigger than his body was taken care of by the kitten. The male lead was taken aback for a while, and the one in his hand hadn't had time to move.

Guan Wu licked his paw, hiccupped unsatisfactorily, and then looked at the one in the male lead's hand.

Yu Ze: "..."

This is not enough? !

Yu Ze looked at the fish, then at the cat, with an indescribable expression.

The golden kitten squatted on the ground, its eyes full of anticipation, and its golden tail flickered.

Yu Ze: "..."

He thought for a while and said, "Mantou, I asked you, and you answered me, this fish is yours."

The golden kitten nodded without hesitation.

Yu Ze is a bit depressed, this spirit beast really understands his words, the people who dare to love him have been ignoring him before, it was just pretending, and now a fish has been bought, then he has been doing it for the past six days What?

Yu Ze said: "Can you sense high-level spiritual plants?"

The golden kitten nodded.

Yu Ze said: "Then can you take me to find those spiritual plants?"

The golden kitten clicked...it didn't click.

He looked at the male lead suspiciously. This is... looking for him to cheat?

Yu Ze didn't know what he was thinking, but he still waited expectantly for his positive answer.

Guan Wu was a little tangled, although in the original book the male lead got No. 2 in the final trial all by himself, no doubt he was an introductory disciple, so it should be fine if he helped him cheat, and he could get a roast fish.But for helping to cheat or something, after Ning Jiu finds out, will he be nagged?

Seeing that he hadn't spoken for a long time, Yu Ze said again: "If you help me find Lingzhi, I will grill fish for you every day from now on."

Guan Wu scoffed at the words.After the male lead got started, he started to practice and pick up girls. How could he have the kung fu to grill fish, not to mention that he would definitely turn back into a human being at that time, and it was impossible to stay by the male lead's side.

I will definitely not be able to eat the fish in the future, but I must get this one in front of me!As for looking for Ling Zhi or something, after he ate the fish, could it be possible for him to spit it out?

So Guan Wu pretended to think carefully, and with difficulty, he lowered the cat's head.

Yu Ze immediately happily gave him the fish.

【Ding!The favorability of the male lead is +1, the host please keep up the good work! 】

Guan Wu secretly rolled his eyes, hugged the fish, and gnawed it all.

Yu Ze himself pitifully ate a few wild fruits collected a few days ago.

After eating and drinking enough, Guan Wu lay on the ground ready to take a nap.Not long after closing his eyes, he was hugged by a pair of hands. He turned over and continued to sleep.

Yu Ze patted his little butt unwillingly, and said, "Steamed buns, I've eaten them all, it's time to take me to find Lingzhi."

Guan Wu flicked his tail.

Yu Ze asked a few more questions, but Guan Wu ignored them.

Yu Ze smiled and narrowed his eyes: "Could it be that you want to play tricks?"

Guan Wu moved his ears, as if a dead cat was not afraid of boiling water.

Labor is dependent on it!How to drop it!

Yu Ze choked, he would never have thought that he would be tricked by a cat.Even if the other party is a spiritual beast that has opened its intelligence, it is still an animal!He was tricked by animals!

Guan Wu closed his eyes, seeing that the hero hadn't moved for a long time, he felt a little uncertain.

Isn't he thinking about how to make cat meat?

Just as he was about to open his eyes for a peek, he was picked up by the back of his neck.

The golden kitten opened its eyes immediately, and its big golden eyes looked innocently at the male lead.

I saw the male protagonist smile evilly, and in the next second, his penis was pinched by his fingers.

"Meow--!!!"

The golden kitten yelled in horror and struggled vigorously, but no matter how he moved, Tintin was still under the opponent's control.

"Take me to find Ling Zhi?" Yu Ze asked.

"Meow!!!!"

Go! Go! Go!Go now!Let go, bastard! ! !

Yu Ze refused to let him go easily: "Take me really? Don't play tricks?"

"Meow!!!!"

No matter how Yu Ze understood the meowing of the cat, anyway, the expression of the kitten had already indicated everything, so he withdrew his finger in satisfaction and put the cat down.

The kitten immediately curled itself into a ball, staring at the culprit bitterly.

Yu Ze rubbed his fingertips, as if he was still reminiscing about the touch just now: "It's so small."

Golden kitten: "!!!!"

Little sister! ! ! ! !

Yu Ze laughed louder, scratching the kitten's chin with his index finger.

The golden kitten was so angry that it bit the finger, and then remembered in a trance that this finger seemed to be the one that pinched his penis.

Golden Kitten: "..."

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Guan Wu took Yu Ze to pick the spiritual plants for three days.

It was smooth sailing at first, but on the penultimate day of the trial, a small episode happened.

At that time, Guan Wu was worrying about how to increase the remaining three points of favorability. He had picked up so many spiritual plants before, but he didn't add any of them. He was so heartless.Then a person appeared in front of one person and one cat.

Guan Wu raised his eyes and scanned, but didn't recognize him.

Yu Ze remembered people very clearly.That person's name is Lu Chengying, and he was also No.1 in the previous two tests.

As soon as Lu Chengying appeared on the stage, he was like a cannon fodder.

He boasted that he came from a spiritual family, and he won the first place in the entry test, which is very arrogant.

In fact, he had noticed Yu Ze and the golden kitten in his arms two days ago, and he didn't care at first, but when he was about to get close to chase someone away, he noticed something unusual.He has a concealment talisman on his body, unless his cultivation level is one level higher than his, it is impossible to be discovered.He got very close, and vaguely saw Yu Ze bowing his head and saying something to the kitten, and then... he found a spiritual plant!

It can be said to be a coincidence once, but when Lu Chengying watched Yu Ze collect more than a dozen high-level spiritual plants within an hour, he became jealous and wanted to snatch the cat.

But he was very smart, he didn't choose to do it right away, but he chose to do it on the penultimate day, because everyone was leaving the mountain tomorrow, and it would be impossible for Yu Ze to tear himself apart with him in public.Trial Mountain, whoever snatches it counts.

Yu Ze looked at the arrogant young man in front of him, a trace of impatience flashed in his eyes, but he calmly asked, "What's the matter?"

Lu Chengying was also very straightforward, pointing to the golden kitten in his arms and said, "I want your cat."

Yu Ze couldn't help but sneered: "If you say you want it, I'll give it to you?"

A smug flash of light flashed in Lu Chengying's eyes, and he said, "You will give it to me."

After he said that, he took it out of the Qiankun bag.

Qiankun bag can be said to be a must-have item for every spiritual practice, but there are also those that are too poor to afford, such as Yu Ze.What he has is a bracelet with a capacity hundreds of times lower.

Lu Chengying digs out and takes out a stack of talismans.

Yu Ze's face changed slightly, because he saw clearly that these were blasting symbols.

It is reasonable to say that this kind of charm cannot be used in the Trial Mountain, but if Lu Chengying really used it, he would have no time to escape, and even if the people from the Sword Sect came, it would be useless.

Yu Ze's toes moved lightly, ready to run away at any moment.

Suddenly, he heard the kitten in his arms meow softly.

The smile on the corner of Lu Chengying's mouth was even wider, but in the next second, his smile froze there.

The ground trembled violently.

Yu Ze was taken aback for a moment, and almost instantly realized what was going on, his steamed bun actually summoned a monster!

Just like the previous few times, a dozen monsters rushed to Guan Wu's location almost in the blink of an eye, like loyal guards who had been summoned.

Lu Chengying's complexion changed drastically. He wanted the spirit beast, but he didn't want to put his life on it.He is currently only at the eighth level of Qi cultivation stage, and it is really not good to meet more than a dozen monsters. He glared at Yu Ze bitterly, scolded the other party's good luck in his heart, turned and fled.

In order not to make him suspicious, Yu Ze also pretended to swipe in the opposite direction.

【Ding!The favorability of the male lead is +3, the host please keep up the good work! 】

【Ding!After completing the side mission, you will get +10 fake mother value, +2 good luck value, and a "Formula Book". Please keep up the good work of the host! 】

The golden kitten squatted in the arms of the male lead, silently taking back the pressure of the divine beast that had been released.