I'm his boyfriend

1 soft rice and hard rice

Xu Jiashu's childhood was smooth sailing, and he didn't encounter any bad things, except that he was rejected a few times when he was applying for a job.Fortunately, although this buddy is a master with high eyesight and low power, he still shows a silly look from time to time, but he also knows how to bend and stretch at critical moments.So in the second month after Xu Jiashu's mother gave him no food, he finally downgraded the department manager filled in the job application column to supervisor and then to assistant.Seeing that two weeks had passed, and no employer had responded to him, he had the cheek to go to several good large companies for re-interviews.The emperor paid off, and three days later, the company notified him to retake the exam.

In line with the mentality of saving a penny during the special period of famine, Xu Jiashu rushed to the battlefield on his bicycle during the dog days.But when he arrived at the place, he was dumbfounded. The front and back of his white shirt were wet. Death, me!

Humans are like this, they always fall in love with God's will, God doesn't want to kill him, it's clearly wanting to abuse him!

When Xu Jia stood up to the interviewer's slightly dissatisfied expression and was still full of confidence boasting about his various advantages, a bald man interrupted him impatiently.

"Okay, Mr. Xu, we have already understood your situation. May I ask...the company notified you of the documents and materials you need to bring when you take the retest. Have you brought them?"

"Ah." Xu Jia stood up "ah" and then "dressed" again, pursing his mouth into a line.

The tablet girl sitting next to the bald man couldn't bear to put the handsome man in an embarrassing situation, so she took the initiative to build a ladder for Xu Jia and said, "I was nervous and forgot to take it, right? Remember to bring it next time."

next time?

So he still has a chance?

Xu Jiashu, who was quite dead, seemed to see a glimmer of light.

But the bald man immediately said perfunctorily: "That's it for today, just wait for our call."

The tablet girl gave the bald man a reproachful look, and said nothing more.

Xu Jia froze, "Okay, goodbye."

After leaving the interview room, Xu Jiashu absent-mindedly walked against the wall.After graduation, he began to doubt his life due to the difficulty of getting a job. He was depressed, and walked around looking at the wall without seeing the way. So at this moment, he bumped into a woman who changed his destiny—Mina.

Mina is the marketing manager of this company. She has a goddess appearance, enchanting temperament, and is full of femininity.Recently, she's not in a good mood. The thigh she just hugged for a long time is about to throw her off. What's even more disturbing is that she still has feelings for this thigh.It's no wonder that she is not firm in her will. Which woman can be firm when she meets a young, promising, handsome and rich man?Unless it's Lala!

It's no coincidence, one is frustrated, the other is falling out of favor, two people who don't walk well bump into each other!

Although Xu Jiashu seems to be unfamiliar in other aspects, he is definitely a natural talent in picking up girls.When he felt a cloud of seductive fragrance hit him head-on, and the two clusters pressed against his chest softly, his brain immediately made an appraisal——the body is hot, full score, but the appearance value can be ignored.Xu Jiashu quickly reached out to hold Mina's waist, lowered his head, and the two looked at each other

At the moment, the eyes are full of surprise.Electric current crackled and flowed on the two of them, and the peachy magnetic field came crashing down.

Fuck it, big beauty!This is Xu Jiashu's mental activity.

Damn, handsome man!This is Mina's mental activity.

Masters meet each other, loneliness is no longer.

I won’t go into details later, the basic process is that Yu Boya meets bosom friend, BMW meets Bole, and the two hit it off immediately.Xu Jiashu's employment problem has been solved, and Mina's second spring has come.

If anyone in the marketing department is living the most chic life, it must be Xu Jiashu.During the last two weeks of work, Xu Jiashu's main job was to help the beautiful manager Mina, hand over a contract and make coffee.If he is a salesperson who is so unprofessional and only grabs the jobs of clerks and secretaries, how can his performance be adjusted?Don't worry, Mina has already let go. She is responsible for taking care of the customer's mood, and he is responsible for taking care of her mood. Naturally, he doesn't have to worry about the performance.Mina made up her mind to let Xu Jiashu eat her soft food, Xu Jiashu was very happy in her heart, but others quit, she quietly waited for Xu Jiashu to fall out of favor, and when she couldn't calm down, she He began to put eye drops on Xu Jiashu's shoes.

It happened that Mina went out to sign a big client today, and Lin Jiadong, the deputy manager of the marketing department, called Xu Jiashu to the office, ready to do ideological work for him.

"Jia Shu, you have been in the company for half a month, how are you doing, are you still getting used to it?"

Lin Jiadong is 35 years old, tall and thin, with a fox face, and he looks a bit malicious when he smiles.Of course, he himself did not have a few good intentions to use, let alone waste them on Xu Jiashu.

At this time, Lin Jiadong had no comfortable boss chair, and was sitting on the sofa next to Xu Jia.He squeezed Xu Jiashu so much that he almost hung his butt on the armrest of the sofa. Xu Jiashu couldn't move, and he was a little confused about the way of Deputy Manager Lin.

Could it be that he wants to close the psychological distance between the two by achieving a physical close distance?

Is there such an operation in the world?Let's talk about the two of them

Xu Jiashu looked confused, "It's not bad, I'm quite used to it."

"Well, not bad. Work hard, I am optimistic about you. However, according to some colleagues' feedback, you seem to have not figured out your job responsibilities, and you are often busy with other jobs. Is there such a thing?"

As Lin Jiadong said, he patted Xu Jiashu's thigh with such light force as if he was stroking. The hand didn't move after patting, but swam up and down his thigh, and Xu Jiashu's skin got goosebumps from scratching.

"Manager Lin, I think this must be a misunderstanding. I am a salesperson in the marketing department, so I don't know what my responsibilities are. It's just that those who can do more work. In addition to doing my own job well, I am also very willing to help other colleagues. Little busy. Besides, if someone doubts my ability to work, won't it be resolved at the end of the month?" Xu Jiashu spoke boldly without any confusion on his face, and his words were quite confident.The main reason is that he thinks that his soft food is only temporary, and he will always shine with gold, but it's not the time for him to shine.

Lin Jiadong was amused. He raised the orchid and pointed at Xu Jiashu's forehead, and said angrily, "I've already asked you a question, and you're still trying to reason with me. I won't play tricks on you. To tell you the truth, Manager Mi is here with us. It won't last long, once she leaves, you can't do it if you think about fooling around like this. The immediate benefits are nothing, people have to look at the long-term. As for me, I think you are a good material, worth cultivating, and I am willing to give you a hand , Now it depends on whether you can tell whether the situation is right or not."

Xu Jia was dumbfounded, thinking that this girl was a dry roader.Damn, I have a big appetite, and I'm thinking about his little Didi.Although he doesn't reject soft food, he absolutely can't accept hard food.Xu Jiashu felt that if he didn't express his attitude to Lin Jiadong this time, he probably wouldn't be able to calm down in the future.

Lin Jiadong thought that Xu Jiashu was thinking about it, but it happened that he had enough patience to wait.But he reckoned that Xu Jiashu wouldn't keep him waiting for too long, how can you expect him to have a strong body when he eats soft food?Just kidding, it's not the first time Lin Jiadong has succeeded.

Thinking that this handsome young man would soon belong to him, Lin Jiadong's bones became lighter.He limply leaned towards Xu Jiashu, unexpectedly Xu Jiashu stood up and hid, he unsteadily fell to the ground, unable to hang on his face.

Xu Jiashu's complexion was not good. He sneered and said, "Manager Lin, I, Xu Jiashu, are soft and not hard. Good women are not good men. Although I don't discriminate against homosexuals, I definitely resist sexual harassment in the workplace. You don't have to either." You are a manager and I am just a small employee, and I am not afraid of wearing shoes with bare feet. If you are not happy with me in the future, don’t blame me for willing to cut your body and pull you, a gay manager, from the horse. Then That's all for today, goodbye."

Lin Jiadong looked at Xu Jiashu's unrestrained back and itched his teeth angrily.

Alright, let’s toast and not eat fine wine.You wait for me!

Colleagues outside the office saw Xu Jiashu enter respectfully and come out proudly, their hearts were shocked, and they all scolded Xu Jiashu that people who wear small shoes don't have eyes, and who should sue him for his bad behavior, and must sue Lin Ji There!Xu Jiashu looks upright and pretty, so he's afraid he won't be able to catch Lin Ji's eyes.It's over now, seeing Xu Jiashu's triumphant look, you can tell that he is also a master of both men and women, and he will take all the soft and the hard ones!In the future, the marketing department may need more managers.

2 Express and implied

After Xu Jiashu came out of Lin Jiadong's office, he saw that every colleague seemed to be the one who gave him a small report, so he didn't like any colleague, so he simply ignored them and hid in Mina's office to watch the news.

"According to people familiar with the matter, it turned out that Wang was on a business trip for a long time, and his fiancée Zhao took his colleague Lin to the rental room for the night when they had time. The two were bumped into by Wang, and Wang chose to forgive at first, not wanting Zhao to know. He repented and continued to associate with strange men, thus angering Wang, and Wang killed Zhao and the strange man together in anger..."

There was too much news like this, and Xu Jia couldn't arouse any emotions.He looked at the time, it was almost six o'clock, and wondered if Mina would be able to make time to spend the first romantic night with him tonight.He booked the most expensive hotel suite in the city, and the price made him dizzy. If the date was moved to the next time, he wasn't sure if he still had the courage.

In fact, they are all veterans in the field of love, and the matter of sex is a matter of course.If he hadn't planned to have a good talk, he would have had sex with Mina on the first day.Therefore, after his careful consideration, Xu Jiashu set the time on the No. 15 day of acquaintance, neither appearing abrupt, nor making Mina suspect that his kidneys are weak.He thinks that the timing is just right, but he doesn't want Mina's big client to be so short-sighted and still not let him go. It seems that today's good things are going to be ruined.

Xu Jiashu, who was secretly regretting, suddenly heard the sound of the door opening. He looked towards the door and saw Mina walking in with a smile on her face.

"Tired?"

Xu Jiashu hurriedly got up and took Mina's bag, and the two kissed. Mina hung on Xu Jiashu's body without moving, coquettishly.

"It seems that the list is going well, I see how beautiful you are."

As Xu Jiashu said, he picked up Mina and threw it into the sofa, and pushed her onto it.

Mina giggled, rejected Xu Jiashu, and said, "Don't make trouble, let's go to the hotel. After I finish reading the email, right away. Just wait for me obediently."

Xu Jia stood up from the thoughtful Lamina, and stuck behind her like Siamese twins, accompanying her to deal with the mail.

"When I came in, I heard that Manager Lin was talking to you. What are you talking about? But let me tell you, stay away from him. This guy is gay. But don't offend him, he is very narrow-minded, It will be troublesome if you hold grudges against you." Mina said while reading the email.

Xu Jiashu didn't take it seriously, thinking that it was too late for you to speak up, and I would have already broken my face with him.But thinking that the two of them would soon spend the spring night together, he didn't bother to spoil the atmosphere by mentioning that dead gay with Mina.

"Oh, I didn't talk about anything. Someone tipped me off to him, and he advised me to turn my back on the light and hang out with him." Xu Jiashu didn't know if he was blowing the pillow, after all, he wasn't lying on the bed. Talk to Mina.

Hehehe, it feels so good to have a powerful girlfriend.

Xu Jia smiled proudly.

"Hehe, what Lin Jiadong said is interesting. If I have a chance, I have to talk to him about who is the one between us." Mina sneered and stopped talking, obviously disgusted by Lin Jiadong.

Xu Jiashu slapped Mina on the face again, and said with a smile: "Don't be angry, don't let him affect your mood. Tonight I..."

He whispered a few words in Mina's ear, and Mina shyly pushed him away, scolded him annoyingly, and returned to work.

The spring night was short, Xu Jiashu and Mina went crazy all night, and they didn't embrace each other until dawn.

Xu Jiashu didn't know how long he had slept, and he heard someone talking in a daze.

"You never came to me, who knows what you mean."

"Oh? So it's still my fault?"

"I'm sorry Ah Xin, I'm sincere to you, I just can't accept being left out by you, so..."

"Take her out."

"Ah, Ah! I know I was wrong! I won't leave, give me another chance!"

"Yes!"

"Ah Xin, don't be impulsive, don't... stay away from me because of this kind of thing ~ don't touch me, I will walk by myself!"

Xu Jiashu lay on the bed and didn't dare to move. The conversation between Mina and the strange man made him break out in cold sweat.What do you mean don't be impulsive?He was just being raped, that man wouldn't blame him for it all!He thought of the news he read in Mina's office yesterday, and felt that his current situation was too ominous.

Spicy chicken, so that news was a hint from heaven to him!With a knife on Sezi's head, he was really cheated by Mina.

Xu Jiashu wailed in his heart, he felt that this matter could not be resolved.

But individuals have the desire to survive, Xu Jiashu wondered if he could pretend to be unconscious, create the illusion that he was deluded, and escape the catastrophe?How to say that his skin is quite good, this kind of possibility can also be said in the past.

"Hey, don't pretend to be dead, I don't have that much patience to waste with you."

The man's voice is very magnetic, deep and sweet.As he spoke, he kicked Xu Jia's white, tender buttocks gently.

Xu Jiashu still didn't open his eyes, as if he wanted to stand up to the end.

"Excuse me?"

Liang Xin's anger grew a little bit more, he waved his hands to let his subordinates back out, and decided to do it himself.

The door was closed from the outside, and Xu Jia's ears twitched unconsciously.

Liang Xin was overjoyed when he saw this, he paced by the bed, his eyes drifted to the naked Xu Jiashu.

Xu Jiashu was lying on the bed with his head buried, so only the back view was exposed, but it was also very interesting.He not only has a very handsome face, but also has a charming skeleton, especially the clear texture and smooth lines on the skeleton, which is simply gorgeous against the white and smooth skin.

Liang Xin's gaze changed, and he lingered at Xu Jiashu's waist and buttocks with a touch of seductiveness.Just now he was too angry to take a closer look, but now he can see something.

There was no sound in the room for a long time.

Xu Jiashu was frightened by the silence. He felt that he was not as good as the man in the room in the way of adapting to all changes. He was not only afraid that he could not play well, but also that he would be played to death.But just when he decided to bravely face the huge pit in life, he was suddenly turned over by someone.

Their eyes met, Xu Jiashu was astonished, and Liang Xin was amazed.

"I'm sorry buddy, I didn't know you guys hadn't broken up yet, otherwise you would never have done such a fucking thing." Although Xu Jia was stunned, he was very scientific, and he would never be tough when he should be soft.No matter who is right or wrong, life matters.

Liang Xin was bewitched by his beauty, so he almost spit out a sentence. Fortunately, he stopped the words in time, otherwise it would be really embarrassing.

This can't be blamed on Liang Xin's lack of prospects, if you say that Liang Xin is not a veteran in love in the strict sense.Because of his good looks, he is very picky about his lovers. He has been in love three times so far, with both men and women, but he is still reluctant to talk about it. Usually, others are rushing to hook him up.It's the same with Mina, he feels bored when he talks with others, but since he didn't call the card, there is no reason for Mina to stop.

Having said that, after reviewing Liang Xin's romantic history, everyone should understand that this is the first time in 27 years that Young Master Liang met someone who made his heart flutter, so his IQ dropped suddenly, We have to understand and understand if we are not promising for a while.

Seeing Liang Xin staring blankly at him without speaking, Xu Jia thought that the other party was out of breath.He quickly reached out and stroked Liang Xin's chest to comfort him, and persuaded him: "Dude, don't be so hard on yourself. You look so handsome, but you still worry about not being able to find a partner? Let the past go, you are so hard-working In the end, it’s me who suffers.”

Ding.

Rogue Liang is on the line.

His eyes drifted from Xu Jiashu's jelly-like pink lips to the two red flowers on his fair chest, and he felt that his throat was thirsty and hot.

"If you want to talk about the victim, I'm one of them. I planned to have a good time with Mina, but I didn't expect you to be behind me. I'm being three. But my buddy told you, there's nothing wrong with the relationship. Wrong, even if there is, of course I choose to forgive her. Don't laugh, what I said is serious, not a joke! Hehehehe, I will sit up and tell you that this is too awkward."

Seeing that Liang Xin was getting closer and closer to him, Xu Jiashu's mind rang alarm bells, and he quickly reached out to hold Liang Xin's pressing chest.

Liang Xin lowered his head and smiled: "I know what you said is not a joke, of course I choose to forgive her. But..."

"Hmm!!!" Xu Jiashu was still waiting for the second half of his sentence, but the pervert gnawed at his mouth before he expected it.

Homosexuals are rampant these days, everyone misses him, Xu Jiashu!If you don't give them a taste, I really think labor and management are vegetarians!

Xu Jiashu secretly evaluated Liang Xin's combat power, and even though he was separated by a layer of clothes, he could still feel the opponent's hard and tense muscles.He tried to struggle, but barely moved.

Xu Jia let out a groan in his heart, and immediately changed his strategy of being tough from the front to outwitting.He loosened his jaw, allowing Liang Xin to pass through unimpeded.

Liang Xin was overjoyed, and kissed even harder, making a fuss in Xu Jia's mouth.Not to be outdone, the long legs crossed Xu Jiashu's small waist and clamped tightly to the sides, firmly suppressing him under him, instantly gaining air supremacy.

How can Xu Jiashu still control the air superiority, he decided to do something straightforward, directly paralyzing the enemy's command center.So our Xu Jiashu secretly touched the large European-style wrought iron carved table lamp on the bedside table while enduring his nausea...

3 Tom and Jerry

People want to keep up with walking and recite words, and drinking cold water will stuff their teeth, let alone holding a big lamp to hit people?

As expected, Xu Jia gave himself a lamp firmly.

Speaking of which, Xu Jiashu didn't expect the big table lamp to be dead and heavy, and when he was struggling to turn it on, Liang Xin also noticed it.Liang Xin swayed to the side lightly and coincidentally, and it happened that Xu Jiashu couldn't hold the lamp in his hand anymore, and hit his face with a muffled bang, which made him burst into tears uncontrollably.

"groove……"

Xu Jiashu's voice changed due to the pain, he covered his face and curled up into a ball, rolling back and forth.

Seeing this, Liang Xin got down from Xu Jiashu's body, gloated and said, "Don't cover it up, let me see. Oh, blame me, blame me, I wouldn't hide if I knew it."

There was a man's smiling voice next to his ear, and Xu Jiashu felt the delicate kiss on his head, his goosebumps arose, and he couldn't care less about the pain in his face, he clenched his fist and punched the man.Not wanting the man to react quickly, he opened his hand to wrap his fist and clenched it tightly, and wrapped his other hand around his waist towards his bosom, and pressed him under him again.

Xu Jiashu became even more furious, but at this moment both wrists had been pinned above his head by the man, his upper body could not move, and his lower body could only kick, kick, and kick his legs.

"Fortunately, I didn't lose my face." Liang Xin carefully looked at Xu Jiashu's face, seeing that there were no broken skin except for a few red marks, so he was relieved and continued to eat beautiful women.

Xu Jiashu's eyes turned red with anxiety, he couldn't fight, he couldn't run, so he could only move his mouth.Fortunately, he has never left behind the three-character scriptures. A series of swear words and spittle sputtered on Liang Xin's face, and the dirty Liang Zhi frowned.

However, the next second the world is clean.Xu Jiashu had his mouth covered with a pillow towel by Liang Xin, so he could speak with his nose.

Liang Xin regretfully said: "I still want to hear you yell twice to make fun of me. It seems that I can't do it. But it doesn't matter, there will be a long time in the future."

Xu Jiashu's eyes widened when he heard the words, struggling desperately.He raised his head and slammed into Liang Xin vigorously, but Liang Xin did not dodge or dodge, confronted him head-on, and finally bit him on the bridge of the nose.Xu Jiashu immediately despaired, he realized that he had met a fighter among gangsters, and he was in charge of the Shameless world.

Liang Xin was so amused by Xu Jiashu's rich eye play, he coaxed patiently: "You are the one who was sorry for me first, sleeping with my woman, so I can't go too far when I come back to sleep. Just now you advised me not to make things difficult for myself Well, why can’t you think about it when it comes to yourself? Obediently let me do it, maybe you won’t fight like a big girl, once I lose interest, you will be safe.”

Xu Jiashu was indifferent, and still protested by blowing fire from his nostrils.

"Then I'm sorry." After Liang Xin finished speaking, he lowered his head and sucked on Xu Jiashu's collarbone, and began to feast.

Xu Jiashu felt the scalp-numbing wetness extending from his chest all the way to the end. Just as his wrists were freed again, his legs and feet were immobilized by the other party again.He was so frightened that he raised his upper body, but it was too late, the enemy army had already controlled important departments, and when he looked up, his eyes were full of smiles and threats.

"Well!"

Xu Jia opened his mouth to scold, only to realize that his mouth was still gagged, and quickly stretched out his hand to take out the pillow cover in his mouth. The man just looked at him with a smirk and didn't stop him.He felt as if he had fallen for the other party again. Sure enough, he took out the pillow cover one second, and was kissed by the man the next second.Angrily, he squeezed his crotch out, not wanting the other party to be more flexible than him, so he sucked his crotch for a while, and kissed it deeper.

"Uh huh huh!"

This time it was absolutely wailing, Xu Jiashu originally wanted to bite the man's tongue, but he bit his own, tears came out again, Xu Jiashu felt aggrieved and wanted to die.The man held Xu Jiashu's face and backed away a little. He laughed muffledly as if he didn't intend to play with him anymore, and turned Xu Jiashu over neatly, straight to the point.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Liang Xin kissed him behind his back, sprinkled the sky full of stars, and he said viciously: "It's not that I'm inconsiderate, it's that you didn't give me a chance to be considerate. It's not wrong to make you suffer a little bit now. Let's see if you can learn from it in the future." good."

Although he said so, Liang Xin checked the place where the two of them were intimately bonded when Xu Jiashu screamed. The words tease him.Liang Xin considers himself a bit of a hooligan, but he is by no means a beast.

Xu Jiashu's face turned pale from the pain, and he clenched his jaw tightly to relieve his pain.The man behind him began to move slowly again, every blow was torture for him.He is like meat on a chopping board, allowing men to cut at will without being able to resist.After an unknown amount of time, he finally passed out from the pain.

When he woke up, Xu Jiashu was in pain like falling apart.With a groan, he realized that Ge You was paralyzed in the arms of that beast, taking a hot bath.

Seeing that Xu Jiashu had woken up, Liang Xin continued to lightly press on his waist, and said with a smile, "My name is Liang Xin, nice to meet you. How about you?"

Xu Jiashu scolded half-deadly: "I'm glad you're a spicy chicken."

Liang Xin said: "Manager Lin mentioned your name to me, but it was too hasty and I didn't remember it."

Woc, it turned out that Lin Jiadong did it.

Wait, so the surname Liang is in the same company as him?

Okay, he won't have to worry about finding someone if he has a place.

Xu Jia said straightly: "Your surname is Liang, I won't finish this matter with you!"

Liang Xin said with a smile: "Well, I don't want to end with you either. As long as we get along, it will last forever." After speaking, he slapped Xu Jiashu's face resoundingly.

Xu Jiashu felt so disgusted that he felt numb to a certain extent. He raised his hand to wipe away the saliva left by the other party, and continued to curse: "You are a long-time wooly, rotten bastard, you pervert, I curse you for cutting off your children and grandchildren."

"Such a beautiful person, how come his mouth is so dirty." Liang Xin raised Xu Jia's upright face, and rubbed his fingers on his lips.

Xu Jia turned his head to hide, "Damn gay, I'll fuck your uncle."

Liang Xin's eyes were glued to his open and closed pink lips, his eyes gradually darkened, and he said slowly: "Don't, what are you doing to my uncle, I will do it to you, my little Didi. Well, it can't even wait I'm in a hurry." Liang Xin pushed Xu Jia upright as he spoke.

Xu Jia was so angry that he didn't say a word, and went straight to grab Xiaoliang, not wanting Liang Xin to have room to retreat, so he had to lower his waist to dig it out, but he fell into the bathtub first, gulping down After taking a few sips of water, I reached out to hold the bathtub wall, but it was so slippery that I couldn't hold it.

Just when Xu Jiashu thought he was going to drown in the bathtub, Liang Xin finally found his conscience and picked him up.It's not easy to fish, he propped his arms on the edge of the bathtub, raised his waist, put him in a kneeling position, and then covered himself up.

"Liang Xin, I, Xu Jiashu, will never let it go in my life... Ah! You... You! Uh uh..."

"Yeah, listen to you, a lifetime is a lifetime." Liang Xin hugged Xu Jiashu tightly and concentrated on driving.

"No... no!"

Xu Jia sat up abruptly, sweating profusely.He dreamed that he was fucked by a man, but the slight pain there immediately reminded him that it was not a dream.

It was bright outside, and the man named Liang Xin had already left, leaving only a string of phone numbers beside Xu Jiashu's pillow.Xu Jiashu recalled the scene of being caught by a man like this, and his whole body was about to blow up.He grabbed the note with the number on it and was about to tear it up, but then stopped, and said viciously: "If you don't want the bark, you will definitely die. People are shameless and invincible in the world! Labor and capital have always been in the inside. It's up to you."

Xu Jia picked up the phone on the bedside table and pressed three numbers.

"Hello? 110? I've been fucked. Yes, that's right, it's me! Haven't you heard of the word jj rice? I'm not kidding, can this kind of thing be joked?" Fuck, can you stop asking such details, what is the process? I said you are a rotten girl! Be careful, I will complain to you...Okay, I will wait for you at the xxx Hotel. My name is Xu Jiashu, and my phone number is It's xxxxxxxxx."

Hey, repeating the old saying that people have to recite their words... Forget it, let's talk about the matter directly.

Just as Xu Jiashu boasted that he should be shameless, God immediately granted his wish.

Half an hour later, Xu Jiashu opened the door for the police comrades with small steps while holding his buttocks. After opening the door, he collapsed.

There were two policemen standing outside the door, one of whom was Gao Qiang, a high school classmate with whom he was quite at odds.

It was too late for Xu Jiashu to cover his face, Gao Qiang called out his name with a smile on his face.

"Xu Jiashu, it's really you!" Gao Qiang's eyes flashed with gossip, making Xu Jiashu dizzy.

God, are you trying to kill me? !

Xu Jia's face was full of bullshit.

4 crazy acting school

Xu Jia put on a face full of lovelessness.

Gao Qiang, his high school classmate, looked very excited.

Xu Jiashu changed his mind, he felt that shame is not something you can just say no to.

"That's right, it's me. Oh old classmate, long time no see! You...what's the matter?" Xu Jiashi said as he gritted his teeth and straightened his body, switching from the unloved face to the surprised face of a classmate reunion, and finally Perfect to fix the expression as confused.

"Aren't you busy?" Gao Qiang smiled sinisterly.

Xu Jiashu wondered, "I have something to do? What do you mean?"

Another policeman interjected, "Isn't it you who reported to the police that someone had done something to you?"

Just as Xu Jiashu was about to refute, Gao Qiang said, "Think clearly before answering, old classmate, we all have recordings here."

Spicy chicken.

Xu Jiashu scolded in his heart, and said with a smile, "Then what, I misunderstood. I was just playing around with my girlfriend."

Gao Qiang continued to smile slyly, and said: "Don't hide anything if you have something to hide, just say it when you suffer. With me here, what are you afraid of? Is it you..."

Gao Qiang gave half of his words a wink to his colleague, who understood, and nimbly squeezed into the room from Xu Jiashu's side.At the same time, the high wall pulled Xu Jiashu, who was wearing a bathrobe, out of the door, and followed closely behind his colleagues.

The two quickly checked the room, except for the rolled sheets and the used bathroom.

Xu Jia followed behind them and secretly kicked the used ky on the floor into the bottom of the bed, and finally heaved a sigh of relief.

A few people walked out of the bedroom, Gao Qiang sat on the sofa and didn't intend to leave, Xu Jiashu feigned anger when he saw this, "Gao Qiang, I'm sorry, I didn't disappoint you in anything."

Gao Qiang's colleague hurriedly smoothed things over and said, "You misunderstood. Gao Qiang changed his tone temporarily because he was worried that you would be threatened by others. This kind of situation is very common, and he is also responsible for your personal safety."

Gao Qiang said with a smile: "Xu Jiashu, is this really a joke between you and your girlfriend?" He bit the word "girlfriend" very hard.

Xu Jiashu said calmly: "That's right. It's called fun. Wannian's single dog may not understand it very well. Would you like me to explain it to you?"

Gao Qiang is the stalk of a ten thousand year single dog. He came from high school, and every time the girl he likes would never die. On the road of pursuing Xu Jiashu, he hurt the face of him who is also a school girl, because of this he wasted himself Three years of good time, lost the last chance of puppy love.

Gao Qiang nodded unhappily, and said in a bad mood: "Very good. According to Article 23 of my country's Public Security Punishment Regulations, the minimum fine for reporting a false police report is [-] yuan. Old classmate, do you have the money ready?"

Xu Jiashu didn't show the pain in his heart, and said with a smile, "I'm sorry, I let the two of you go for nothing. Wait a minute, I'll go get my wallet. I played too crazy with my girlfriend last night, so I should throw it in the bedroom. .”

Five minutes later, Xu Jiashu, who came out holding two cards of Grandpa Mao, was completely dumbfounded.

Liang Xinzheng was sitting on the sofa with an expression of not getting close to strangers, turning a deaf ear to the questions of the high wall and the others.

It was too late for Xu Jiashu to hide, Liang Xin's eyes caught him for the first time, and the frost on his face instantly melted away, his appearance in the spring breeze was completely different from that of just now.

Liang Xin rushed to the high wall and the two raised their jaws, and said with a smile, "I'm awake. What does this mean?"

Xu Jiashu finally understood what it means for a dumb person to eat coptis.A few of his remarks rolled back and forth on the tip of his tongue, and finally said: "It's okay, I'm just kidding with you. I'm a little angry that I didn't see you when I opened my eyes."

Liang Xin and Gao Qiang laughed at the same time, but their smiles were different.Liang Xin laughed at Xu Jiashu's knowledge of current affairs, Gao Qiang laughed at his own intuition, Xu Jiashu is really gay, and thinking about his experience of becoming a single dog because of Xu Jiashu in high school, two characters flashed in his eyes— - Solution, hate!

Gao Qiang walked up to Xu Jiashu's side, stretched out the fan tickets, patted Xu Jiashu on the shoulder and said, "I understand, don't worry old classmate, I will definitely not publicize this matter." No wonder.

Xu Jia felt the hatred in his heart, so he forced a smile on his face and said, "Thank you, the money has been fined, and the question has been asked. Shouldn't you serve other people?"

Liang Xin also came over to shake hands with Gao Qiang at this time, and said like a dog: "I'm sorry, buddy, I didn't know you were Jiashu's classmate just now, I saw you were a little confused, I didn't realize it for a while, I'm rude, I'll ask you Have a meal."

Gao Qiang was amazed at Liang Xin's speed of changing his face. He was even a little flattered that the people who had just treated them as air were now so enthusiastic.

Gao Qiang said hypocritically: "Well, you are too polite. After all, I am also a businessman. Jiashu reported a false report to the police and I enforced the law impartially and fined him [-]. Jiashu just don't make a difference with me because of this."

Liang Xin sent two people's servants out while talking. He rushed to the high wall and said: "No. He is self-willed, but he is not stingy at all. Small punishments and big warnings will help him to have a long memory. I have to thank the police Comrades help me educate him. Sometimes I get a headache because of his petty temper."

"Hehehe, so Jiashu is below?"

"Hehehehe."

"Hey Hey."

Deceiving too much!

Xu Jiashu, who was standing there, was infuriated by the shameless and unscrupulous laughter of the two.

When Liang Xin came back after seeing off people, he saw Xu Jia bending over and rummaging through several drawers of the TV cabinet.Wearing a silk bathrobe, Xu Jia's vertical curves were fully displayed. Liang Xin found that his waist was just right, his buttocks were not as usual, and even the calves and ankles exposed under the bathrobe were so white and sexy. There was nothing wrong with him. not beautiful.

"Spicy chicken, the murderer didn't even have scissors." Xu Jiashu reached out and dug in the drawer resolutely.

Liang Xin quietly walked behind Xu Jiashu, whispered in his ear, "The lamp yesterday was fine."

"I didn't find it, I guess it was the beast..." Xu Jia realized something was wrong when he was halfway through the sentence, but before he could react, Liang Xin held him on his shoulders.Xu Jiashu didn't talk nonsense, he clenched his fists and punched his back vigorously, kicking and kicking like he was struggling for his life.

Avenging old and new grudges at the same time, Xu Jiashu's punches are really not light.Liang Xin endured it, thinking that he must be calmed down, otherwise the subsequent love talk will not be happy.Fortunately, it was only a few steps to reach the bedroom, and Xu Jiashu was thrown onto the bed without hitting him a few times.

Xu Jia rolled over on the bed and squatted in the position farthest from Liang Xin.

The two of them didn't speak for a while, they looked at each other quietly, which seemed to mean that the tense atmosphere needed to be brewed before the masters fought.

Liang Xin's appearance is extremely handsome, but he is so handsome that people dare not approach him easily.But Liang Xin thinks that he is really not a high-cold type, but it is difficult to find someone he likes, so he is stingy with giving good looks to those who don't like him.But Xu Jiashu was different, he had a crush on him so much that he had to restrain himself from raising the corners of his mouth too high or drooling unconsciously in front of him.He just wants to be more handsome and more handsome in front of him, more perfect and more perfect.

Liang Xin thought very well in his heart, but when he did it, he had two different things.He didn't realize that Xu Jiashu's hairs stood on end with his frightened expression, and his chrysanthemum felt pain reflexively.

The current situation is not suitable for head-to-head confrontation. A hero doesn't suffer from immediate losses.

Xu Jiashu decided to give in first before talking about anything else.

"Liang, Liang Xin."

Liang Xin's eyes lit up.He especially liked Xu Jiashu's voice, especially now, because he was calling his name.

"You said."

Xu Jia looked at Liang Xin standing at the head of the bed and began to slowly unbutton his shirt, wishing he could slap him twice, he didn't know that he was going to put this beast in heat again.

"Can you calm down, what do you call me like that?"

Liang Xin continued to undo the buttons, and said with a smile, "Does it still hurt?"

Xu Jia nodded sharply.

Liang Xin hooked his fingers at him, Xu Jiashu hesitated, and crawled over to help him re-button the button he had untied.Liang Xin was surprised by Xu Jiashu's obedience, and then thought of how many people Xu Jiashu had trained to wink like this, and he was not very refreshed for a while.He is good, how many people have seen him?

Xu Jia fastened the buttons and looked up just in time to see Liang Xin's gloomy face. It was too late when he wanted to run, and he was firmly carried into his arms by Liang Xin.Seeing Liang Xin getting closer and closer to him, this was undoubtedly the prelude to kissing, he was so disgusted that he quickly reached out and grabbed Liang Xin's face to prevent him from approaching.

"I said, why are you so horny? Is it okay to be a little human, even a woman can't stand your frequency, let alone me!"

Xu Jiashu planned to reason well with Liang Xin, but Liang Xin was very receptive to his unconventional compliment, and immediately the cloudy weather turned, he listened to his reasoning as a joke, and burst out laughing.

Xu Jiashu wondered, "What are you laughing at?"

Liang Xin turned his vagina again: "Are you especially good at making women happy?"

Xu Jia said bluntly: "No, it's usually women