Did the monster village get rid of poverty today?
Chapter 68 3 more in 1
Hong Lei and the Siamese cat went to visit with great interest, and Qing Yan and Ao Lang followed them a few steps behind.
Qingyan whispered to Ao Lang: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, they are talking nonsense."
Ao Lang, who was killed by the wind review, gritted his teeth and said, "Should I strike them with two thunderbolts on their heads, and let them know what will happen if they offend the gods."
"You are not a god yet... Uh, what I mean is, even if you were hacked, they wouldn't know why you were hacked. You can't tell them that you are the real dragon enshrined?" Qing Yan continued to persuade.
Ao Lang was not persuaded by Qing Yan.
Even if you can't tell these two bastards where they are wrong, punishment is necessary!
Ao Lang decided to let them have nightmares at night!
Qing Yan was curious: "Senior, do you still have spells that make people have nightmares?"
Ao Lang said: "It can be done by simulating the breath of ghosts and monsters, it's very simple."
Qing Yan pouted.
Ao Lang said all the spells were very simple, but he couldn't learn any of them.
He was about to suffer from school scum phobia.With such a scumbag, can he really graduate in the spirit world?You can't even get into a key junior high school, can you?
When I think about it, Ao Lang must have studied all the way from key kindergartens, key elementary schools, key junior high schools, and key high schools to key universities, while he is in the worst school, and may even drop out of school to work because of consecutive failures and compulsory education. Yan couldn't help feeling frustrated.
In this way, he and Ao Lang are people from two worlds. Can he really catch up with the senior again in the next life?
No, maybe in his next life, he won't even be able to become Ao Lang's junior, Ao Lang's lifetime senior.
"Why are you sighing?" The Siamese cat running around in the villager's square, petting here and there, just ran back and wanted to ask Qing Yan something, but Qing Yan kept moaning and sighing, while Ao Lang looked helpless .
Qingyan didn't even think about it, and reflexively said: "What if I am a scumbag in my next life and can't catch up with my seniors?"
Siamese cat:"……"
He looked at Ao Lang who kept sighing: "Is he always like this?"
Ao Lang didn't answer, just continued to sigh.
The Siamese cat stretched out its hand and shook Qing Yan's eyes: "Although love makes people worry about gains and losses, but Brother Yan, it's strange that you worry about gains and losses."
As soon as Hong Lei walked over, he heard the conversation between Qingyan and the Siamese cat, and he almost died laughing: "What are you putting in your head?"
Qing Yan glared angrily at the two who were about to laugh.
How could they understand that he wasn't cranky at all, but a normal worry based on reality!
Ao Lang fondled Qing Yan's hair.
He didn't even bother to persuade Qingyan to be inexplicably stubborn.This is the love|interest between husband and wife.
Otherwise, what else can we do?
"It's normal. I heard that people often do this after marriage. It's called suspicion." Hong Lei held back a smile to smooth things over, "My parents are also like this. They always suspect that the other party doesn't love me anymore, but they are very sticky, and they will soon get married." 40 years later, it's still like a honeymoon."
"This is probably the love between husband and wife?" The Siamese cat suddenly realized.
Qing Yan stretched out his foot and kicked the Siamese cat, and said, "You ran over suddenly, that's what you're talking about?"
"Ah, I'm here to ask you, is this villager's square the one that often appears in live broadcasts?" Siamese cat asked, "By the way, this is your first time wearing women's clothes, right?"
"Yes, what's the matter? I look good in women's clothes, don't you want to wear women's clothes again?" Qing Yan immediately prepared to pull someone into the thief's boat.
But the Siamese cat and Hong Lei were a little moved,
I've come to Monster Village, how can I do it without cosplaying?If you are a man, you want to wear women's clothes (no)!
If it can make the audience blinded by ugliness, so much the better (no)!
Siamese cats don't want to show their faces, so they regretfully gave up on women's clothing - if women's clothing is not broadcast live, it will be boring.Hong Lei was very happy. As an anchor, he had the opportunity to wear women's clothing, how could he let it go?
Almost none of the male anchors in the game area did not wear women's clothing.Last time he wore women's clothes, the audience said that the clothes were too low-quality, the makeup was disgusting, so ugly, so ugly, get out of the way, get out of our eyes.
Hong Lei was very unconvinced.I am such a handsome guy, how can women's clothing be ugly?There must be something wrong with the audience's eyes.
With a professional team this time, he will definitely make the audience's eyes pop out of fright.
Qingyan, Honglei, and Siamese cat immediately got together, chirping about how to dress up as a woman, how to broadcast live, and whether to arrange a project for all players to wear clothes of the opposite sex tomorrow.
Ao Lang stood aside, out of tune with the three of them.
He was suspicious of Long Sheng.How does he feel that there is a generation gap between himself and these three people?Although he also dressed up as a woman, it was to clean up the mess for his blackened self, and to accompany Qingyan in a woman's dress.
Why are these three people so excited when they talk about women's clothing?Is it because of age?Is it because he is older?But he is not as old as Hong Lei!Why can Hong Lei blend in but not him?
Today's seniors are also feeling excluded by Qingyan because they are not enough sand sculptures.
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The three of them discussed together for a long time, thinking that the player should cosplay. Doesn't he look good in the clothes worn by the NPC in the game?It's also delicious to take pictures like this.
"Senior, what do you think?" Qing Yan said excitedly.
"Well, very good." Ao Lang, who actually didn't think this matter was meaningful, stole the vote of approval in order to show that he was not isolated by these three people.
"Okay, I'll discuss it with dad again, and dad agrees, so we'll do it like this." Qing Yan said with a smile.
The Siamese cat was curious: "Father, Brother Yan, isn't your father..."
Hong Lei immediately covered the mouth of the Siamese cat, and said, "Xiaoyan, this kid is retarded, don't listen to him."
Only then did the Siamese cat realize that the matter of Qingyan's parents might not be something that a stranger like him could ask.
"Village Chief Bai Ze is the adoptive father of me and senior, so we call him father." Qing Yan pretended not to know what Hong Lei and the Siamese cat were embarrassed about, and replied, "Senior, you can continue to walk with them , I'll go to my father and talk about it."
Ao Lang looked disgusted: "Can you just let Xiao Xiaolang go?"
"Some details need to be finalized." Once Qing Yan entered the working state, he immediately stopped listening to persuasion.
He left in a hurry, leaving Hong Lei and the Siamese cat to Ao Lang.
Hong Lei and the Siamese cat immediately felt a burst of cool air enter their bodies.
Hong Lei said dryly: "Then, Ao Zhishu, we can go shopping by ourselves."
"It's okay. I'll introduce you to the history of the village, as well as legends and allusions." Ao Lang said.
He decided to teach Hong Lei and the Siamese cat a good lesson, and let them know what the Hall of Five Spirits enshrines!
What a child-giving dragon!Absolutely no random mention!
Doesn't Ao Lang understand how loose the mouths of these players are?Today, the two of them slapped their heads and came up with a child-giving dragon. Maybe tonight, this meme will appear on the Internet.In particular, Hong Lei is still a popular anchor, so the speed of Kouhe spread even faster!
Ao Lang doesn't want to go through the nightmare of waking up and using leopard dragon emojis all over the Internet!
Hong Lei and the Siamese cat didn't know Ao Lang's intentions, they only said that Ao Lang was a warm-hearted man with a cold face and a warm heart.
The legend of the Monster Village told by Ao Lang, which has been greatly deleted and edited, is indeed fascinating.Although he only scored [-] points in the Chinese test, his ability to tell stories is not bad, at least very logical, which made Hong Lei and the Siamese cat admire.
This guy has a lot on his mind!You can't tell that he is a man of science and engineering!
Hong Lei was already thinking about making a program introducing the traditional fairy tales of the Monster Village, and then helping the Monster Village to promote it.
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When Ao Lang handed Hong Lei and the Siamese cat to Liang Yinqiang and Zhang Qingming, he thought with great satisfaction that they would definitely not talk nonsense this time.
But when he went to the village chief's office to pick up Qingyan for dinner, Qingyan looked at him with sympathy, which made him feel uneasy.
"What happened?" Ao Lang asked.
Qing Yan sighed, and said: "Senior, promise me, after reading this, don't break the law. It's not worth fighting if you win the fight at the police station, and lose it and go to the hospital."
The premonition of uneasiness in Ao Lang's heart became stronger.
He took Qingyan's phone and slid open the screen saver.
Mouth Smelly Thunder: "Today, I was lucky enough to be invited to the Monster Village with the Ouhuang Siamese Cat in advance. We visited the real Five Spirits Hall, and offered a stick of incense to the Son-giving Dragon, hoping to get out of singleness quickly."
Ouhuangmao: "I asked Brother Yan what the five spirits and beasts bless, and Brother Yan said that they are the gods of the land, who care about everything. The dragon that can give birth is in charge of giving birth, which makes sense, right?"
Ao Lang sucked in a breath of cool air, feeling that the cool air was reaching his head.
He closed his eyes and made mental preparations for a long time before he clicked on other content in the trending search of "Send the Child Dragon".
"Hahahahahaha, it's okay to send the child Shenlong, didn't the senior Leopard Dragon kill you? (Leopard Leopard Dragon is holding a kitchen knife dripping with blood.jpg)"
"Hi, may I ask if you dropped this golden child, or this silver child, or this baby leopard dragon?"
"Newly touched a group of Leopard, Leopard and Dragon gift packs (pictures) (pictures) (pictures), please pick them up."
"What's wrong with sending children? As the dragon who protects the villagers, sending children is one of his responsibilities. Have you forgotten the setting of the monster village? The villagers all give birth to children in the Five Spirit Hall."
"Speaking of which, senior Leopard Dragon really cares about having children. The setting of the Monster Village is that the number of demon spirits is constant. After death, the demon spirits will return to the Hall of Five Spirits. If there are monster villagers who want children, they will go to the Five Spirits. Pray at the Temple of the Five Spirits, and the Hall of Five Spirits will send them a demon spirit, and let them choose who will have a child."
"Damn it, so Zuiqilei and Ouhuangmao hit the mark by mistake? Senior Leopard Dragon is really sending the son Guanyin?"
"Isn't it considered sending off Guanyin? It can only be said that the land god takes care of everything, and childbirth is also one of the things that must be taken care of."
"Why do I feel that the scope of duties of the gods enshrined in the Hall of Five Spirits is so similar to that of a village committee? They have to take care of everything, including having children."
"What? The village committee still cares about giving birth? Hold your face and scream!"
"That's right. In some remote villages, there is too little scientific knowledge about childbirth. Village cadres are responsible for popularizing science, and even sending pregnant women to health centers to give birth. Rounding up, they even manage childbirth."
"Poor senior Baobaolong. There is a matter of having a baby. Why is Shenlong suddenly reduced to a village cadre (Baobaolong Sending a Child.jpg)."
"I can't help it. Senior Ao, the original form of senior Baobaolong, is a village cadre. So Baobaolong = village cadre, reasonable, very reasonable. (Baobaolong sends bear child warning.jpg)"
"If it is a monster village, will it be more spiritual than the outside world? Good luck!"
"Yes, yes, it must be more spiritual, and monsters are gender-neutral, both boys and girls can be used (funny)."
"Hi, do you want this boy, or this girl, or this girl and boy."
"Leopard Dragon sends muscular man warning!"
"Muscle man I can!"
"I touched a group of Leopard Leopard Dragon's peach blossom emoticons (picture) (picture) (picture), please pick them up."
"Wow! Da Da's hand speed is so fast! I love you so much Da Da!"
"Falling Smoke.jpg. I am confident that I will not lose my love to Senior Leopard Dragon except to Qing Xiaoyan."
"No, Da Da, you should add another Qing Xiaolang. Otherwise, Qing Xiaolang will delete your game memory and hidden folders."
"Fuck, I forgot about Baby Dragon. Baby Dragon, don't take my words to heart, please let go of my hidden folder!"
"Hahahaha, hurry up, Baby Aitron!"
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Ao Lang's expression was confused, aggrieved and pitiful.
Why?Why?What exactly is this for?
He has tried very hard to remedy it, why does this kind of thing still happen!He refuses to accept it!
"Sorrow?" Qing Yan suppressed a smile, "But to be honest, the biggest function of the Hall of Five Spirits is to send children, and they are right."
Ao Lang sighed deeply: "I know. But why am I the only one made into an emoji? What about Bai Ze? What about the other five spirit beasts? Why don't they have emojis?"
"Because they like you the most?" Qing Yan comforted, "I also have a lot of emoticons. Every time you have a new emoticon pack, I will definitely have a matching emoticon pack."
Ao Lang thought about it, it really is like this.
His mood immediately eased.
Sure enough, as long as he wasn't alone, he wouldn't be sad.However, he still couldn't let go of the two chatterers.
"We must let them have nightmares tonight!" Ao Lang gritted his teeth.
Qing Yan was curious: "Senior, what kind of nightmare do you want them to have? But don't be too scary. It would be bad if something goes wrong."
"How could I scare them into asking questions?" Ao Lang raised his eyebrows, "I will make them dream of sitting in the college entrance examination room, unable to write a single word."
Qing Yan: "...This is really scary."
Can this really scare people?
Qingyan doesn't think so.
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Although Ao Lang was very angry, they still had dinner with the Siamese cat and Hong Lei, and then sent them back to the hotel.
In the hotel, other players are waiting for them to come back.
The Siamese cat and Hong Lei got off the car and were dragged away by the players.Although everyone will be able to go to the Monster Village tomorrow, but knowing what the Monster Village looks like in advance, no one can stop their curiosity.
The next day, Qingyan followed the tourist bus to pick up these players into the village.
Ao Lang was leading another group full of scientific researchers, and their tour routes were different.Scientific research workers may not even want to eat when they are interested in scientific research.The players are here to eat, drink and have fun.
On the bus, Siamese Cat and Hong Lei are complaining to each other.
Hong Lei complained: "It's all your fault! It's all what you said about the college entrance examination last night! That's why I have nightmares!"
The Siamese cat retorted: "It's all your fault! I only said about my composition for the college entrance examination. It was you who kept me recalling the bitterness and sweetness, and how dangerous the environment was when you took the art exam, which made me have nightmares! "
Qingyan pricked up his ears.
Huh?Were they really frightened by the nightmare?
"What dream did you have?" Qing Yan immediately leaned over and asked.
Siamese cat and Hong Lei saw that someone was willing to listen to their complaints, so they immediately talked about their dreams incessantly.
It is very strange that before they had a dream, they could only remember a few fragments the next day, but this time they actually remembered the content of the dream firmly in their minds as if they had experienced it themselves.
"I dreamed that I was taking a math test, and I couldn't even do multiple-choice questions." Siamese cat hugged his head and collapsed, "I even remember the questions on the paper! My God! How could there be such difficult questions in the college entrance examination! I'm crying! Can I just hand in a blank paper? Why didn't my luck appear in the exam!"
"What's even worse is that after the math test, I took the English test immediately! When the papers were handed out, the teacher said that I was not taking the English test, but Russian! He sent me a Russian test paper! What kind of ghost symbols are those! I I can't understand a single word!"
"I thought this was the limit! Unexpectedly, after the two blank papers were handed in, I saw my Chinese answer sheet from my bag! I actually brought the Chinese answer sheet back together with the draft paper! Why is there still a Chinese answer sheet? Scratch paper!"
The fellow players who visited the monster village together were very puzzled: "How could such an outrageous dream scare you? You must have realized it all at once, is it a dream?"
Another player said: "Maybe you're sleepy? But forget about it after you wake up, what's the point of breaking down."
"You don't understand, this dream is so real, I feel like I really experienced it once." The Siamese cat continued to collapse while holding its head.
Hong Lei rubbed his dark circles, and said sleepily: "That's right. The dream is too real. I dreamed that I was painting, and the examinee next to me suddenly flicked his brush, and he threw a series of ink droplets on my drawing paper." , completely ruined the painting, and had to repaint it.”
"I hurriedly repainted, but before I could breathe a sigh of relief, an examinee went to the toilet and knocked over the water on my desk used to wash pens, and the painting was ruined again!"
"I had no choice but to hastily drew a stick figure that didn't reflect my skills at all. In the end, Meng didn't let me go! The examinee who handed in the paper after me actually painted a layer of ink on the back of the drawing board! His drawing board was put on my drawing paper. Squeeze, all my paintings have turned into blobs of ink."
Hong Lei also started to hug his head: "I'm so fucking broken, but I can't wake up!"
"Wow, this is even more outrageous." The bystanders were surprised, "You also believe this?"
Hong Lei smiled wryly: "This is not very outrageous. These things happened in my examination room, but the person involved was not me. It can be said that this is my psychological shadow."
The Siamese cat made a fuss: "I just said why the content of this dream is so familiar. These are also things that people I know have experienced!"
"The one who accidentally took the answer sheet out of the exam room was my deskmate! The one who handed in a blank paper in mathematics was the school bully next door! And the one who walked into the wrong exam room and went to the Russian exam room, but missed the English exam was my monitor!"
"The class monitor is so pitiful. He had good grades, but now he has to repeat it!"
The Siamese cat clutched its chest and said, "I was too scared just to listen to their description. It turns out that this has become my psychological shadow."
"It's really miserable." The others nodded.
Qingyan left silently.
The senior's nightmare technique really has two brushes.This prank is absolutely perfect.
After Hong Lei and the Siamese cat finished talking about the dream, they were soon relieved, and then complained to their companions about the coquettish actions of the people around them when they were in the college entrance examination, talking about the two being happy, and the bad mood brought about by the nightmare Swept away.
Seeing that the two of them were fine, Qing Yan breathed a sigh of relief.He sent the situation to Ao Lang, congratulating Ao Lang on his successful revenge.
Ao Lang replied with a Tsundere Leopard Leopard Dragon baby emoji package.
Qing Yan laughed.
Although Ao Lang said he hated Leopard Dragon emoticons, every time a new series of Leopard Dragon emoticons came out, he always downloaded and used them immediately.Now all of Ao Lang's emoji packs have become Leopard Dragon emoji packs. When he went to the research institute to deliver things to Ao Lang, other researchers complained to him, saying that Ao Lang likes talking about work in the research institute's group the most. It's not serious to post an emoji.
Now the research institute has all used the leopard dragon emoji pack, and Ao Lang has led a group of honest people, even seven or eighty-year-old scientists have given up the "Cheers to our friendship.jpg" emoticon pack for the elderly to keep up with the latest Trendy emoticons are fashionable.
My senior is so cute!Qing Yan thought proudly.
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After the bus passed the boundary bridge, the players couldn't care less about chatting.
Even the Siamese cat and Hong Lei, who had already been here once, put aside the nightmare and took out their mobile phones to take pictures frantically.
This time Qingyan finally allowed them to take pictures and shoot videos.
After the "warning of network and power cuts" the day before, Qingyan believes that the villagers will not have any more problems today.He believes in the power of power outages.
Today is a serious tourist visit, so Qingyan is not in a hurry to bring tourists into the village.He divided many scenic spots in the village, and every time he arrived at a small scenic spot, he would stop, explain to the players, and allow them to take pictures.
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"Look at this stone archway, it was specially set up by the villagers to thank the engineering team for helping us."
"Do you still remember the first appearance of Aunt Wang Hongmei, a female singer with a golden voice in our village? It's here."
"At that time, the villagers were just delivering meals, but when Aunt Hongmei saw the construction site in full swing, thinking that the village could finally enter the modern society, she couldn't hold back her surging mood and sang a song."
"There are many capable people in the village. When Aunt Hongmei sang, they sang along, and then there was that video."
"A lot of people say it's a staged photo, but it's really a snapshot. If you think about our feelings at the beginning, you will understand. This stone archway was carved by villagers."
"Come, come, give everyone half an hour to take pictures."
"Don't run around, this is the forest where monsters and monsters appear in the game, be careful to be snatched away by monsters and monsters!"
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Tourists hahaha took pictures and complained online.
did you see!This is Xiaolinzi where the monsters and monsters are located?What?Didn't you see the ghosts and monsters?Why do you say this?Of course it was wiped out by you group of brutal players, hahahaha.
Think about your experience materials and money materials, they are all dropped by poor ghosts!Yingyinggui is so pitiful, you all know how to bully Yingyinggui!Are you okay now?Chicks are an endangered species!It is everyone's responsibility to protect the ghosts and make the experience materials and money materials sustainable development!
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"The Muling Production Brigade has arrived, and I will give you 10 minutes to take a photo with the markers of the Mulin Production Brigade."
"Players who have played the mobile game Liaozhai know that the wood spirit production brigade is dominated by wood attribute monster villagers. Wood attribute monsters are flowers and grass. By the way, Aunt Hongmei is in the wood spirit production brigade."
"But now it's not so strict. People marry each other, and every production team has all kinds of monsters. For example, Aunt Hongmei's husband is a panda monster. Panda monsters eat bamboo, and it is reasonable to say that they are incompatible with plant monsters. But in fact, the panda demons have lived quite well in the wood spirit production team, and they have all moved to the wood spirit production team."
"So in the wood spirit production team, in addition to wood attribute monsters, there are also monsters who love vegetarianism."
"By the way, do you like Teacher Luo Huanluo? Look at this tree. Teacher Luo climbed it when he was a child. It doesn't matter, this tree can be climbed. Just be careful and don't fall."
"Taking pictures and taking pictures with the tree Mr. Luo climbed. Fans of Mr. Luo must not miss it."
"Oh, look! Who is that! Mo Xiao, the head of your beloved Liaozhai men's troupe!"
"Uh, he ran away."
"Ahem, don't laugh. Although he appears to be the leader of a top boy group, he is actually a shy and introverted boy. It's really embarrassing for him to do business directly with fans."
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The tourists almost burst out laughing.
Qing Xiaoyan's introduction!He actually introduced the Monster Village in a serious manner?
Isn't Monster Village fake?Isn't it a setting?You really transformed the village into a monster village?Is it really okay to introduce the red plum flower demon's husband as a panda spirit with such a serious face?Hasn't Mr. Luo also become a red plum flower demon?Teacher Luo will cry hahaha.
And Mo Xiaobao, is it a baby panda?No wonder he is so cute, you really dote on him.
What the hell is the tree Mr. Luo climbed?You also recommended that we put Mr. Luo’s same style of POSS. You advertised Mr. Luo. Did Mr. Luo agree?Has Mr. Luo charged advertising fees?Oh, this tree belongs to Teacher Luo's natal family, so it's fine.
Ah ah ah ah ah!It's Mo Xiao!We actually saw the real person of the Liaozhai boy group!
But he ran... ran... ran... poof.
Is this what the Liaozhai Boys Group really looks like?If you love, you can't love anymore, if you love again, you will die laughing.
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"We're not in a hurry to go to the village committee. Today's lunch will be at the Shuiling Production Brigade, and dinner will be at the village committee. Let's go to the Wuling Hall where the village committee is located in the evening."
"Come, come, Xiaoxue, say hello to uncle and aunt. Well, this is our little cutie Ruixue."
"Everyone knows that Ruixue is a mermaid. But the monster village is a secret. It is impossible for the villagers to show you a monster, so don't even want to see Xiao Ruixue's cute fish tail. I will not tell you about Xiao Ruixue's fish tail." What a beautiful tail, the scales seem to be made of gold."
"Let's get on the boat first. Although the Shuiling Production Brigade is connected by wooden bridges, everyone is still used to commuting by boat."
"The house of the Shui Ling production team has the characteristics of a monster. Now we are going to visit the house of Xiao Ruixue."
"I don't know how many of you have been to Venice and Jiangnan Water Town? Anyway, I haven't been. But compared to there, our Shuiling production team is not bad, right?"
"Hahaha, you say this is like the sea? Indeed, this lake is very vast. If the villagers didn't come from outside, they would think that this is the sea in the books. After all, we also belong to the Yangtze River Basin, and the water area is very wide. "
"Come on, let's go into the small yard and have a look. Do you think the corals and mangroves in the yard look real? Well, of course they are fake."
"And these pearls, do they look real? Of course, they are all fake."
"This crystal is also fake, it's all fake."
"I'm not worried that you will really take these things back. Also, although most of the villagers are very simple, there may always be some cunning people who sell you glass and other gems and jade."
"Our village does not produce gold, silver and jewelry. Everything is made of glass. Don't be fooled. If you want to buy souvenirs, please go to the tourist store under the hotel. You have also seen that the prices there are very reasonable. Surroundings of many monster villages."
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When the tourists entered the production team of Shuiling, they couldn't hide the shock on their faces.
Gosh!The production team of Shuiling is also so beautiful!
Of course, this is not to say that the wood spirit production team is not beautiful.But the style of the wood spirit production brigade is also found in other places.Moreover, the characteristic buildings in most places have been converted into small buildings, and only some decorations unique to Monster Village have been made on the small buildings.
The Shuiling production team is too distinctive.
Their house was actually built in the water!The yard is full of water!It's like a pavilion!
And the decorations in their yard are all coral and aquatic plants.Although they knew it was all fake, but looking at the clumps of big corals, the big shells, and the pearl crystals inlaid on the outer wall of the small building, they thought they had entered a small dragon palace.
It is a sunny day right now, and the sun is quite bright.Under the sunshine, the whole house is shining, it is really beautiful!
Once inside the house, though, the novelty wears off.
The room is an ordinary room, and the electrical appliances are on the second floor to prevent moisture.
They began to discuss whether this kind of house, although it looked good, would be too damp.And... uh... excrement...
Ahem, I can't think about this carefully.
Let's eat and eat, Xiaoxue's craftsmanship is really good!There are actually sea fish...Huh?Why are there fresh sea fish in the Shuzhou Basin?
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"Now you are coming to the Huoling production team. As we all know, the Shuzhou Basin is also located on the earthquake zone, so we also have a volcano here. Unfortunately, there is a small volcano near the village."
"Everyone knows that Shuzhou is rich in hot spring resources. In addition to the geothermal hot springs on Mount Emei, the volcanic hot springs in An County and other places are also unique. We also have volcanic hot springs here."
"After dinner in the evening, you can soak in the hot spring here. We won't leave until 10:30 in the evening. It doesn't matter if you don't bring a swimsuit. We don't allow swimsuits in the hot springs here."
"Of course, mixing baths is also impossible."
"If any of you are gay like me, please raise your hand now, I will arrange a hot spring for you alone. Although I am directly in the male hot spring. I am not interested in anyone except seniors. Thank you and goodbye."
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Ooooh hot spring!This is totally possible!
After a day of shopping, the tourists are not in the mood to complain at the moment, they just want to soak in the hot springs quickly!
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"The Jinling production team has metal mineral resources underground, so the magnetic anomaly is the most serious here, and it is the last place in the village to be connected to the electricity and network. Here, I would like to thank the country again for its infrastructure regardless of the cost."
"Unfortunately, although there are very rich metal mineral resources here, the mines are not worth mining, so... well, I thought I could get rich by mining. If I can get rich by mining, I don't need to be a code farmer gone."
"Ah, the people living here are almost all metal weapon spirits, such as the weapon spirits of famous military generals in history."
"In other words, this is the place where our village has the strongest combat effectiveness. All the martial arts instructors in our village are here."
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The tourists laughed again.
Qing Yan is really into the drama, and he is also a good weapon.
Could this be the place where the ancient generals were stationed in the legend?
The eyes of Siamese cats have become star eyes.Is this the place where the ancient martial arts inheritance is most complete!Is this the holy place in the ancient martial arts genre!
He's going to call home and show off right now! "
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"The soil spirit production team used to live in caves, but now they have all been turned into lofts on the mountain."
"Don't look at it as a big mound, but there are many beautiful statues in the cave here. Some of them are of great cultural value. You can take pictures, but you can't use flash."
"By the way, the residents here eat dirt. So when they give you food, don't pick it up. If you can't eat it, you will suffer from indigestion."
……
The tourists were already out of breath with laughter.
This is too much fun!Also eat dirt!
It's okay, we eat, and we eat dirt too!Isn't the reason why we eat soil is because of your monster village?
Look at how you keep robbing our wallets, so that we can only eat dirt, but people want to give us dirt to eat, but you still refuse!unacceptable!
……
"This is the end of sightseeing. The last scenic spot is the Hall of Five Spirits. You can go shopping freely. As long as you don't ask Senior Baobaolong for a son or luck, you can do anything."
"Senior Leopard Dragon is very angry at your rumor that he is the son of Avalokitesvara. You see, the culprit has already had a nightmare. This is the punishment that Senior Leopard Dragon gave you."
What Qing Yan said was true, but none of the tourists believed it.
These tourists are all laughing and buying incense, and they are going to piously ask the senior Leopard Dragon for a son and luck, and they complain that this golden dragon is not good-looking at all, and they should have more leopard prints.
Qing Yan shrugged.Just do it.Watch out for your collective nightmares at night.Don't blame me for not reminding you.
People are doing it, and senior Baobaolong is watching.He is now guarding near the golden dragon statue, waiting to see who asks him for a son.
Qingyan whispered to Ao Lang: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, they are talking nonsense."
Ao Lang, who was killed by the wind review, gritted his teeth and said, "Should I strike them with two thunderbolts on their heads, and let them know what will happen if they offend the gods."
"You are not a god yet... Uh, what I mean is, even if you were hacked, they wouldn't know why you were hacked. You can't tell them that you are the real dragon enshrined?" Qing Yan continued to persuade.
Ao Lang was not persuaded by Qing Yan.
Even if you can't tell these two bastards where they are wrong, punishment is necessary!
Ao Lang decided to let them have nightmares at night!
Qing Yan was curious: "Senior, do you still have spells that make people have nightmares?"
Ao Lang said: "It can be done by simulating the breath of ghosts and monsters, it's very simple."
Qing Yan pouted.
Ao Lang said all the spells were very simple, but he couldn't learn any of them.
He was about to suffer from school scum phobia.With such a scumbag, can he really graduate in the spirit world?You can't even get into a key junior high school, can you?
When I think about it, Ao Lang must have studied all the way from key kindergartens, key elementary schools, key junior high schools, and key high schools to key universities, while he is in the worst school, and may even drop out of school to work because of consecutive failures and compulsory education. Yan couldn't help feeling frustrated.
In this way, he and Ao Lang are people from two worlds. Can he really catch up with the senior again in the next life?
No, maybe in his next life, he won't even be able to become Ao Lang's junior, Ao Lang's lifetime senior.
"Why are you sighing?" The Siamese cat running around in the villager's square, petting here and there, just ran back and wanted to ask Qing Yan something, but Qing Yan kept moaning and sighing, while Ao Lang looked helpless .
Qingyan didn't even think about it, and reflexively said: "What if I am a scumbag in my next life and can't catch up with my seniors?"
Siamese cat:"……"
He looked at Ao Lang who kept sighing: "Is he always like this?"
Ao Lang didn't answer, just continued to sigh.
The Siamese cat stretched out its hand and shook Qing Yan's eyes: "Although love makes people worry about gains and losses, but Brother Yan, it's strange that you worry about gains and losses."
As soon as Hong Lei walked over, he heard the conversation between Qingyan and the Siamese cat, and he almost died laughing: "What are you putting in your head?"
Qing Yan glared angrily at the two who were about to laugh.
How could they understand that he wasn't cranky at all, but a normal worry based on reality!
Ao Lang fondled Qing Yan's hair.
He didn't even bother to persuade Qingyan to be inexplicably stubborn.This is the love|interest between husband and wife.
Otherwise, what else can we do?
"It's normal. I heard that people often do this after marriage. It's called suspicion." Hong Lei held back a smile to smooth things over, "My parents are also like this. They always suspect that the other party doesn't love me anymore, but they are very sticky, and they will soon get married." 40 years later, it's still like a honeymoon."
"This is probably the love between husband and wife?" The Siamese cat suddenly realized.
Qing Yan stretched out his foot and kicked the Siamese cat, and said, "You ran over suddenly, that's what you're talking about?"
"Ah, I'm here to ask you, is this villager's square the one that often appears in live broadcasts?" Siamese cat asked, "By the way, this is your first time wearing women's clothes, right?"
"Yes, what's the matter? I look good in women's clothes, don't you want to wear women's clothes again?" Qing Yan immediately prepared to pull someone into the thief's boat.
But the Siamese cat and Hong Lei were a little moved,
I've come to Monster Village, how can I do it without cosplaying?If you are a man, you want to wear women's clothes (no)!
If it can make the audience blinded by ugliness, so much the better (no)!
Siamese cats don't want to show their faces, so they regretfully gave up on women's clothing - if women's clothing is not broadcast live, it will be boring.Hong Lei was very happy. As an anchor, he had the opportunity to wear women's clothing, how could he let it go?
Almost none of the male anchors in the game area did not wear women's clothing.Last time he wore women's clothes, the audience said that the clothes were too low-quality, the makeup was disgusting, so ugly, so ugly, get out of the way, get out of our eyes.
Hong Lei was very unconvinced.I am such a handsome guy, how can women's clothing be ugly?There must be something wrong with the audience's eyes.
With a professional team this time, he will definitely make the audience's eyes pop out of fright.
Qingyan, Honglei, and Siamese cat immediately got together, chirping about how to dress up as a woman, how to broadcast live, and whether to arrange a project for all players to wear clothes of the opposite sex tomorrow.
Ao Lang stood aside, out of tune with the three of them.
He was suspicious of Long Sheng.How does he feel that there is a generation gap between himself and these three people?Although he also dressed up as a woman, it was to clean up the mess for his blackened self, and to accompany Qingyan in a woman's dress.
Why are these three people so excited when they talk about women's clothing?Is it because of age?Is it because he is older?But he is not as old as Hong Lei!Why can Hong Lei blend in but not him?
Today's seniors are also feeling excluded by Qingyan because they are not enough sand sculptures.
……
The three of them discussed together for a long time, thinking that the player should cosplay. Doesn't he look good in the clothes worn by the NPC in the game?It's also delicious to take pictures like this.
"Senior, what do you think?" Qing Yan said excitedly.
"Well, very good." Ao Lang, who actually didn't think this matter was meaningful, stole the vote of approval in order to show that he was not isolated by these three people.
"Okay, I'll discuss it with dad again, and dad agrees, so we'll do it like this." Qing Yan said with a smile.
The Siamese cat was curious: "Father, Brother Yan, isn't your father..."
Hong Lei immediately covered the mouth of the Siamese cat, and said, "Xiaoyan, this kid is retarded, don't listen to him."
Only then did the Siamese cat realize that the matter of Qingyan's parents might not be something that a stranger like him could ask.
"Village Chief Bai Ze is the adoptive father of me and senior, so we call him father." Qing Yan pretended not to know what Hong Lei and the Siamese cat were embarrassed about, and replied, "Senior, you can continue to walk with them , I'll go to my father and talk about it."
Ao Lang looked disgusted: "Can you just let Xiao Xiaolang go?"
"Some details need to be finalized." Once Qing Yan entered the working state, he immediately stopped listening to persuasion.
He left in a hurry, leaving Hong Lei and the Siamese cat to Ao Lang.
Hong Lei and the Siamese cat immediately felt a burst of cool air enter their bodies.
Hong Lei said dryly: "Then, Ao Zhishu, we can go shopping by ourselves."
"It's okay. I'll introduce you to the history of the village, as well as legends and allusions." Ao Lang said.
He decided to teach Hong Lei and the Siamese cat a good lesson, and let them know what the Hall of Five Spirits enshrines!
What a child-giving dragon!Absolutely no random mention!
Doesn't Ao Lang understand how loose the mouths of these players are?Today, the two of them slapped their heads and came up with a child-giving dragon. Maybe tonight, this meme will appear on the Internet.In particular, Hong Lei is still a popular anchor, so the speed of Kouhe spread even faster!
Ao Lang doesn't want to go through the nightmare of waking up and using leopard dragon emojis all over the Internet!
Hong Lei and the Siamese cat didn't know Ao Lang's intentions, they only said that Ao Lang was a warm-hearted man with a cold face and a warm heart.
The legend of the Monster Village told by Ao Lang, which has been greatly deleted and edited, is indeed fascinating.Although he only scored [-] points in the Chinese test, his ability to tell stories is not bad, at least very logical, which made Hong Lei and the Siamese cat admire.
This guy has a lot on his mind!You can't tell that he is a man of science and engineering!
Hong Lei was already thinking about making a program introducing the traditional fairy tales of the Monster Village, and then helping the Monster Village to promote it.
……
When Ao Lang handed Hong Lei and the Siamese cat to Liang Yinqiang and Zhang Qingming, he thought with great satisfaction that they would definitely not talk nonsense this time.
But when he went to the village chief's office to pick up Qingyan for dinner, Qingyan looked at him with sympathy, which made him feel uneasy.
"What happened?" Ao Lang asked.
Qing Yan sighed, and said: "Senior, promise me, after reading this, don't break the law. It's not worth fighting if you win the fight at the police station, and lose it and go to the hospital."
The premonition of uneasiness in Ao Lang's heart became stronger.
He took Qingyan's phone and slid open the screen saver.
Mouth Smelly Thunder: "Today, I was lucky enough to be invited to the Monster Village with the Ouhuang Siamese Cat in advance. We visited the real Five Spirits Hall, and offered a stick of incense to the Son-giving Dragon, hoping to get out of singleness quickly."
Ouhuangmao: "I asked Brother Yan what the five spirits and beasts bless, and Brother Yan said that they are the gods of the land, who care about everything. The dragon that can give birth is in charge of giving birth, which makes sense, right?"
Ao Lang sucked in a breath of cool air, feeling that the cool air was reaching his head.
He closed his eyes and made mental preparations for a long time before he clicked on other content in the trending search of "Send the Child Dragon".
"Hahahahahaha, it's okay to send the child Shenlong, didn't the senior Leopard Dragon kill you? (Leopard Leopard Dragon is holding a kitchen knife dripping with blood.jpg)"
"Hi, may I ask if you dropped this golden child, or this silver child, or this baby leopard dragon?"
"Newly touched a group of Leopard, Leopard and Dragon gift packs (pictures) (pictures) (pictures), please pick them up."
"What's wrong with sending children? As the dragon who protects the villagers, sending children is one of his responsibilities. Have you forgotten the setting of the monster village? The villagers all give birth to children in the Five Spirit Hall."
"Speaking of which, senior Leopard Dragon really cares about having children. The setting of the Monster Village is that the number of demon spirits is constant. After death, the demon spirits will return to the Hall of Five Spirits. If there are monster villagers who want children, they will go to the Five Spirits. Pray at the Temple of the Five Spirits, and the Hall of Five Spirits will send them a demon spirit, and let them choose who will have a child."
"Damn it, so Zuiqilei and Ouhuangmao hit the mark by mistake? Senior Leopard Dragon is really sending the son Guanyin?"
"Isn't it considered sending off Guanyin? It can only be said that the land god takes care of everything, and childbirth is also one of the things that must be taken care of."
"Why do I feel that the scope of duties of the gods enshrined in the Hall of Five Spirits is so similar to that of a village committee? They have to take care of everything, including having children."
"What? The village committee still cares about giving birth? Hold your face and scream!"
"That's right. In some remote villages, there is too little scientific knowledge about childbirth. Village cadres are responsible for popularizing science, and even sending pregnant women to health centers to give birth. Rounding up, they even manage childbirth."
"Poor senior Baobaolong. There is a matter of having a baby. Why is Shenlong suddenly reduced to a village cadre (Baobaolong Sending a Child.jpg)."
"I can't help it. Senior Ao, the original form of senior Baobaolong, is a village cadre. So Baobaolong = village cadre, reasonable, very reasonable. (Baobaolong sends bear child warning.jpg)"
"If it is a monster village, will it be more spiritual than the outside world? Good luck!"
"Yes, yes, it must be more spiritual, and monsters are gender-neutral, both boys and girls can be used (funny)."
"Hi, do you want this boy, or this girl, or this girl and boy."
"Leopard Dragon sends muscular man warning!"
"Muscle man I can!"
"I touched a group of Leopard Leopard Dragon's peach blossom emoticons (picture) (picture) (picture), please pick them up."
"Wow! Da Da's hand speed is so fast! I love you so much Da Da!"
"Falling Smoke.jpg. I am confident that I will not lose my love to Senior Leopard Dragon except to Qing Xiaoyan."
"No, Da Da, you should add another Qing Xiaolang. Otherwise, Qing Xiaolang will delete your game memory and hidden folders."
"Fuck, I forgot about Baby Dragon. Baby Dragon, don't take my words to heart, please let go of my hidden folder!"
"Hahahaha, hurry up, Baby Aitron!"
……
Ao Lang's expression was confused, aggrieved and pitiful.
Why?Why?What exactly is this for?
He has tried very hard to remedy it, why does this kind of thing still happen!He refuses to accept it!
"Sorrow?" Qing Yan suppressed a smile, "But to be honest, the biggest function of the Hall of Five Spirits is to send children, and they are right."
Ao Lang sighed deeply: "I know. But why am I the only one made into an emoji? What about Bai Ze? What about the other five spirit beasts? Why don't they have emojis?"
"Because they like you the most?" Qing Yan comforted, "I also have a lot of emoticons. Every time you have a new emoticon pack, I will definitely have a matching emoticon pack."
Ao Lang thought about it, it really is like this.
His mood immediately eased.
Sure enough, as long as he wasn't alone, he wouldn't be sad.However, he still couldn't let go of the two chatterers.
"We must let them have nightmares tonight!" Ao Lang gritted his teeth.
Qing Yan was curious: "Senior, what kind of nightmare do you want them to have? But don't be too scary. It would be bad if something goes wrong."
"How could I scare them into asking questions?" Ao Lang raised his eyebrows, "I will make them dream of sitting in the college entrance examination room, unable to write a single word."
Qing Yan: "...This is really scary."
Can this really scare people?
Qingyan doesn't think so.
……
Although Ao Lang was very angry, they still had dinner with the Siamese cat and Hong Lei, and then sent them back to the hotel.
In the hotel, other players are waiting for them to come back.
The Siamese cat and Hong Lei got off the car and were dragged away by the players.Although everyone will be able to go to the Monster Village tomorrow, but knowing what the Monster Village looks like in advance, no one can stop their curiosity.
The next day, Qingyan followed the tourist bus to pick up these players into the village.
Ao Lang was leading another group full of scientific researchers, and their tour routes were different.Scientific research workers may not even want to eat when they are interested in scientific research.The players are here to eat, drink and have fun.
On the bus, Siamese Cat and Hong Lei are complaining to each other.
Hong Lei complained: "It's all your fault! It's all what you said about the college entrance examination last night! That's why I have nightmares!"
The Siamese cat retorted: "It's all your fault! I only said about my composition for the college entrance examination. It was you who kept me recalling the bitterness and sweetness, and how dangerous the environment was when you took the art exam, which made me have nightmares! "
Qingyan pricked up his ears.
Huh?Were they really frightened by the nightmare?
"What dream did you have?" Qing Yan immediately leaned over and asked.
Siamese cat and Hong Lei saw that someone was willing to listen to their complaints, so they immediately talked about their dreams incessantly.
It is very strange that before they had a dream, they could only remember a few fragments the next day, but this time they actually remembered the content of the dream firmly in their minds as if they had experienced it themselves.
"I dreamed that I was taking a math test, and I couldn't even do multiple-choice questions." Siamese cat hugged his head and collapsed, "I even remember the questions on the paper! My God! How could there be such difficult questions in the college entrance examination! I'm crying! Can I just hand in a blank paper? Why didn't my luck appear in the exam!"
"What's even worse is that after the math test, I took the English test immediately! When the papers were handed out, the teacher said that I was not taking the English test, but Russian! He sent me a Russian test paper! What kind of ghost symbols are those! I I can't understand a single word!"
"I thought this was the limit! Unexpectedly, after the two blank papers were handed in, I saw my Chinese answer sheet from my bag! I actually brought the Chinese answer sheet back together with the draft paper! Why is there still a Chinese answer sheet? Scratch paper!"
The fellow players who visited the monster village together were very puzzled: "How could such an outrageous dream scare you? You must have realized it all at once, is it a dream?"
Another player said: "Maybe you're sleepy? But forget about it after you wake up, what's the point of breaking down."
"You don't understand, this dream is so real, I feel like I really experienced it once." The Siamese cat continued to collapse while holding its head.
Hong Lei rubbed his dark circles, and said sleepily: "That's right. The dream is too real. I dreamed that I was painting, and the examinee next to me suddenly flicked his brush, and he threw a series of ink droplets on my drawing paper." , completely ruined the painting, and had to repaint it.”
"I hurriedly repainted, but before I could breathe a sigh of relief, an examinee went to the toilet and knocked over the water on my desk used to wash pens, and the painting was ruined again!"
"I had no choice but to hastily drew a stick figure that didn't reflect my skills at all. In the end, Meng didn't let me go! The examinee who handed in the paper after me actually painted a layer of ink on the back of the drawing board! His drawing board was put on my drawing paper. Squeeze, all my paintings have turned into blobs of ink."
Hong Lei also started to hug his head: "I'm so fucking broken, but I can't wake up!"
"Wow, this is even more outrageous." The bystanders were surprised, "You also believe this?"
Hong Lei smiled wryly: "This is not very outrageous. These things happened in my examination room, but the person involved was not me. It can be said that this is my psychological shadow."
The Siamese cat made a fuss: "I just said why the content of this dream is so familiar. These are also things that people I know have experienced!"
"The one who accidentally took the answer sheet out of the exam room was my deskmate! The one who handed in a blank paper in mathematics was the school bully next door! And the one who walked into the wrong exam room and went to the Russian exam room, but missed the English exam was my monitor!"
"The class monitor is so pitiful. He had good grades, but now he has to repeat it!"
The Siamese cat clutched its chest and said, "I was too scared just to listen to their description. It turns out that this has become my psychological shadow."
"It's really miserable." The others nodded.
Qingyan left silently.
The senior's nightmare technique really has two brushes.This prank is absolutely perfect.
After Hong Lei and the Siamese cat finished talking about the dream, they were soon relieved, and then complained to their companions about the coquettish actions of the people around them when they were in the college entrance examination, talking about the two being happy, and the bad mood brought about by the nightmare Swept away.
Seeing that the two of them were fine, Qing Yan breathed a sigh of relief.He sent the situation to Ao Lang, congratulating Ao Lang on his successful revenge.
Ao Lang replied with a Tsundere Leopard Leopard Dragon baby emoji package.
Qing Yan laughed.
Although Ao Lang said he hated Leopard Dragon emoticons, every time a new series of Leopard Dragon emoticons came out, he always downloaded and used them immediately.Now all of Ao Lang's emoji packs have become Leopard Dragon emoji packs. When he went to the research institute to deliver things to Ao Lang, other researchers complained to him, saying that Ao Lang likes talking about work in the research institute's group the most. It's not serious to post an emoji.
Now the research institute has all used the leopard dragon emoji pack, and Ao Lang has led a group of honest people, even seven or eighty-year-old scientists have given up the "Cheers to our friendship.jpg" emoticon pack for the elderly to keep up with the latest Trendy emoticons are fashionable.
My senior is so cute!Qing Yan thought proudly.
……
After the bus passed the boundary bridge, the players couldn't care less about chatting.
Even the Siamese cat and Hong Lei, who had already been here once, put aside the nightmare and took out their mobile phones to take pictures frantically.
This time Qingyan finally allowed them to take pictures and shoot videos.
After the "warning of network and power cuts" the day before, Qingyan believes that the villagers will not have any more problems today.He believes in the power of power outages.
Today is a serious tourist visit, so Qingyan is not in a hurry to bring tourists into the village.He divided many scenic spots in the village, and every time he arrived at a small scenic spot, he would stop, explain to the players, and allow them to take pictures.
……
"Look at this stone archway, it was specially set up by the villagers to thank the engineering team for helping us."
"Do you still remember the first appearance of Aunt Wang Hongmei, a female singer with a golden voice in our village? It's here."
"At that time, the villagers were just delivering meals, but when Aunt Hongmei saw the construction site in full swing, thinking that the village could finally enter the modern society, she couldn't hold back her surging mood and sang a song."
"There are many capable people in the village. When Aunt Hongmei sang, they sang along, and then there was that video."
"A lot of people say it's a staged photo, but it's really a snapshot. If you think about our feelings at the beginning, you will understand. This stone archway was carved by villagers."
"Come, come, give everyone half an hour to take pictures."
"Don't run around, this is the forest where monsters and monsters appear in the game, be careful to be snatched away by monsters and monsters!"
……
Tourists hahaha took pictures and complained online.
did you see!This is Xiaolinzi where the monsters and monsters are located?What?Didn't you see the ghosts and monsters?Why do you say this?Of course it was wiped out by you group of brutal players, hahahaha.
Think about your experience materials and money materials, they are all dropped by poor ghosts!Yingyinggui is so pitiful, you all know how to bully Yingyinggui!Are you okay now?Chicks are an endangered species!It is everyone's responsibility to protect the ghosts and make the experience materials and money materials sustainable development!
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"The Muling Production Brigade has arrived, and I will give you 10 minutes to take a photo with the markers of the Mulin Production Brigade."
"Players who have played the mobile game Liaozhai know that the wood spirit production brigade is dominated by wood attribute monster villagers. Wood attribute monsters are flowers and grass. By the way, Aunt Hongmei is in the wood spirit production brigade."
"But now it's not so strict. People marry each other, and every production team has all kinds of monsters. For example, Aunt Hongmei's husband is a panda monster. Panda monsters eat bamboo, and it is reasonable to say that they are incompatible with plant monsters. But in fact, the panda demons have lived quite well in the wood spirit production team, and they have all moved to the wood spirit production team."
"So in the wood spirit production team, in addition to wood attribute monsters, there are also monsters who love vegetarianism."
"By the way, do you like Teacher Luo Huanluo? Look at this tree. Teacher Luo climbed it when he was a child. It doesn't matter, this tree can be climbed. Just be careful and don't fall."
"Taking pictures and taking pictures with the tree Mr. Luo climbed. Fans of Mr. Luo must not miss it."
"Oh, look! Who is that! Mo Xiao, the head of your beloved Liaozhai men's troupe!"
"Uh, he ran away."
"Ahem, don't laugh. Although he appears to be the leader of a top boy group, he is actually a shy and introverted boy. It's really embarrassing for him to do business directly with fans."
……
The tourists almost burst out laughing.
Qing Xiaoyan's introduction!He actually introduced the Monster Village in a serious manner?
Isn't Monster Village fake?Isn't it a setting?You really transformed the village into a monster village?Is it really okay to introduce the red plum flower demon's husband as a panda spirit with such a serious face?Hasn't Mr. Luo also become a red plum flower demon?Teacher Luo will cry hahaha.
And Mo Xiaobao, is it a baby panda?No wonder he is so cute, you really dote on him.
What the hell is the tree Mr. Luo climbed?You also recommended that we put Mr. Luo’s same style of POSS. You advertised Mr. Luo. Did Mr. Luo agree?Has Mr. Luo charged advertising fees?Oh, this tree belongs to Teacher Luo's natal family, so it's fine.
Ah ah ah ah ah!It's Mo Xiao!We actually saw the real person of the Liaozhai boy group!
But he ran... ran... ran... poof.
Is this what the Liaozhai Boys Group really looks like?If you love, you can't love anymore, if you love again, you will die laughing.
……
"We're not in a hurry to go to the village committee. Today's lunch will be at the Shuiling Production Brigade, and dinner will be at the village committee. Let's go to the Wuling Hall where the village committee is located in the evening."
"Come, come, Xiaoxue, say hello to uncle and aunt. Well, this is our little cutie Ruixue."
"Everyone knows that Ruixue is a mermaid. But the monster village is a secret. It is impossible for the villagers to show you a monster, so don't even want to see Xiao Ruixue's cute fish tail. I will not tell you about Xiao Ruixue's fish tail." What a beautiful tail, the scales seem to be made of gold."
"Let's get on the boat first. Although the Shuiling Production Brigade is connected by wooden bridges, everyone is still used to commuting by boat."
"The house of the Shui Ling production team has the characteristics of a monster. Now we are going to visit the house of Xiao Ruixue."
"I don't know how many of you have been to Venice and Jiangnan Water Town? Anyway, I haven't been. But compared to there, our Shuiling production team is not bad, right?"
"Hahaha, you say this is like the sea? Indeed, this lake is very vast. If the villagers didn't come from outside, they would think that this is the sea in the books. After all, we also belong to the Yangtze River Basin, and the water area is very wide. "
"Come on, let's go into the small yard and have a look. Do you think the corals and mangroves in the yard look real? Well, of course they are fake."
"And these pearls, do they look real? Of course, they are all fake."
"This crystal is also fake, it's all fake."
"I'm not worried that you will really take these things back. Also, although most of the villagers are very simple, there may always be some cunning people who sell you glass and other gems and jade."
"Our village does not produce gold, silver and jewelry. Everything is made of glass. Don't be fooled. If you want to buy souvenirs, please go to the tourist store under the hotel. You have also seen that the prices there are very reasonable. Surroundings of many monster villages."
……
When the tourists entered the production team of Shuiling, they couldn't hide the shock on their faces.
Gosh!The production team of Shuiling is also so beautiful!
Of course, this is not to say that the wood spirit production team is not beautiful.But the style of the wood spirit production brigade is also found in other places.Moreover, the characteristic buildings in most places have been converted into small buildings, and only some decorations unique to Monster Village have been made on the small buildings.
The Shuiling production team is too distinctive.
Their house was actually built in the water!The yard is full of water!It's like a pavilion!
And the decorations in their yard are all coral and aquatic plants.Although they knew it was all fake, but looking at the clumps of big corals, the big shells, and the pearl crystals inlaid on the outer wall of the small building, they thought they had entered a small dragon palace.
It is a sunny day right now, and the sun is quite bright.Under the sunshine, the whole house is shining, it is really beautiful!
Once inside the house, though, the novelty wears off.
The room is an ordinary room, and the electrical appliances are on the second floor to prevent moisture.
They began to discuss whether this kind of house, although it looked good, would be too damp.And... uh... excrement...
Ahem, I can't think about this carefully.
Let's eat and eat, Xiaoxue's craftsmanship is really good!There are actually sea fish...Huh?Why are there fresh sea fish in the Shuzhou Basin?
……
"Now you are coming to the Huoling production team. As we all know, the Shuzhou Basin is also located on the earthquake zone, so we also have a volcano here. Unfortunately, there is a small volcano near the village."
"Everyone knows that Shuzhou is rich in hot spring resources. In addition to the geothermal hot springs on Mount Emei, the volcanic hot springs in An County and other places are also unique. We also have volcanic hot springs here."
"After dinner in the evening, you can soak in the hot spring here. We won't leave until 10:30 in the evening. It doesn't matter if you don't bring a swimsuit. We don't allow swimsuits in the hot springs here."
"Of course, mixing baths is also impossible."
"If any of you are gay like me, please raise your hand now, I will arrange a hot spring for you alone. Although I am directly in the male hot spring. I am not interested in anyone except seniors. Thank you and goodbye."
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Ooooh hot spring!This is totally possible!
After a day of shopping, the tourists are not in the mood to complain at the moment, they just want to soak in the hot springs quickly!
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"The Jinling production team has metal mineral resources underground, so the magnetic anomaly is the most serious here, and it is the last place in the village to be connected to the electricity and network. Here, I would like to thank the country again for its infrastructure regardless of the cost."
"Unfortunately, although there are very rich metal mineral resources here, the mines are not worth mining, so... well, I thought I could get rich by mining. If I can get rich by mining, I don't need to be a code farmer gone."
"Ah, the people living here are almost all metal weapon spirits, such as the weapon spirits of famous military generals in history."
"In other words, this is the place where our village has the strongest combat effectiveness. All the martial arts instructors in our village are here."
……
The tourists laughed again.
Qing Yan is really into the drama, and he is also a good weapon.
Could this be the place where the ancient generals were stationed in the legend?
The eyes of Siamese cats have become star eyes.Is this the place where the ancient martial arts inheritance is most complete!Is this the holy place in the ancient martial arts genre!
He's going to call home and show off right now! "
……
"The soil spirit production team used to live in caves, but now they have all been turned into lofts on the mountain."
"Don't look at it as a big mound, but there are many beautiful statues in the cave here. Some of them are of great cultural value. You can take pictures, but you can't use flash."
"By the way, the residents here eat dirt. So when they give you food, don't pick it up. If you can't eat it, you will suffer from indigestion."
……
The tourists were already out of breath with laughter.
This is too much fun!Also eat dirt!
It's okay, we eat, and we eat dirt too!Isn't the reason why we eat soil is because of your monster village?
Look at how you keep robbing our wallets, so that we can only eat dirt, but people want to give us dirt to eat, but you still refuse!unacceptable!
……
"This is the end of sightseeing. The last scenic spot is the Hall of Five Spirits. You can go shopping freely. As long as you don't ask Senior Baobaolong for a son or luck, you can do anything."
"Senior Leopard Dragon is very angry at your rumor that he is the son of Avalokitesvara. You see, the culprit has already had a nightmare. This is the punishment that Senior Leopard Dragon gave you."
What Qing Yan said was true, but none of the tourists believed it.
These tourists are all laughing and buying incense, and they are going to piously ask the senior Leopard Dragon for a son and luck, and they complain that this golden dragon is not good-looking at all, and they should have more leopard prints.
Qing Yan shrugged.Just do it.Watch out for your collective nightmares at night.Don't blame me for not reminding you.
People are doing it, and senior Baobaolong is watching.He is now guarding near the golden dragon statue, waiting to see who asks him for a son.
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