Did the monster village get rid of poverty today?

"Little Lang, first sing a song to the uncles, aunts, grandparents in front of the screen to warm up the scene." Qing Yan said with a smile.

Qing Xiaolang said expressionlessly: "Good evening, uncles, aunts, grandparents, this is my first time singing, please take care of me."

The expressions of the audience in front of the screen gradually became stiff and slowly cracked.

"Damn it? How come it's uncles, aunts, grandparents? What about brothers and sisters?!"

"Qing Xiaolang is less than one year old, and everyone in front of the screen is indeed his elders."

"What's wrong with one year old! I'm only ten years old! Call me sister!"

"That's right! I'm only three years old! Call me brother!"

"I was just born! Call me brother!"

"I'm still a fertilized egg... Forget it, auntie is auntie, I'm used to QAQ."

……

"The people in our village were only good at writing Chinese classical music. After the village was connected to the Internet, the villagers learned a lot of modern music skills online. The next song Qing Xiaolang will sing is that the villagers combine ancient poems with modern music. It is a new attempt to combine electronic music. After that, many of our idol songs are in this style."

"For idols, they have to sing and dance at the same time. If electronic music is more lively, the effect of the concert will be more exciting."

"Then, next, I invite my son Qing Xiaolang to bring you the opening song of the first Liaozhai Idol Selection Contest, "Song of White Snow"!"

Amidst Qing Yan's impassioned lines, Qing Xiaolang walked towards the instrument in the center of the stage.

When he was about to reach the instrument, Qing Xiaolang's figure was blurred, and the data stream code of 0101 appeared.

Then the code split into several groups, except for Qing Xiaolang, who stood in the middle as the lead singer, who was in human form, and the other data groups became short and fat leopard dragons.

The chunky Leopard Dragon playing the drums wears triangular sunglasses, the chunky Leopard Dragon who plays the keyboard wears a thumb-thick gold chain around his neck, and the chunky Leopard Dragon who plays the bass has a smoky makeup. The chunky Leopard Dragon with a guitar on his back looks more refreshing, like a good boy.

I'm a little band all by myself? !

No, it's a dragon...

Not absolutely, it is an AI...

When the audience held their faces and shouted, "The special effects of the data stream are so cool", "The chubby Leopard Dragon is so cute", "Our baby Leopard Dragon is really wearing sunglasses and a gold chain", the sound of keyboards and guitars sounded .

Soon, drums join the melody.

Qing Xiaolang remained expressionless, holding up the microphone and speaking.

"Full~mountains~red~leaves~no trace! Hu~day~august~month~that is snow!"

"Sudden~like~one~night~the spring breeze is coming! Thousand~tree~ten thousand~tree~pear blossoms!"

"Northern wind blows!!!"

"Bring the Qiang flute!!!"

"Thousands of miles covered, snow covered the ground!"

When Qing Xiaolang sang, the audience in front of the screen shivered.It was like a scorching summer day, when I suddenly drank a bottle of iced cola that had just been taken out of the refrigerator, every pore was refreshingly puffing, puffing, and chilling.

Pursing his mouth and hiccupping, the carbon dioxide took away the heat from his lungs, making his body and mind refreshed.

At this time, the sugar of the cola soaked into the blood, flowed to the limbs through the blood vessels, and flowed into the heart.The body that had ingested sugar lost its fatigue in an instant, and was so excited that it seemed that it could go downstairs and run a few laps.

What a fairy voice!Is this really a song that AI can sing! Can AI even imitate the sound of breathing so perfectly!

The little chubby dragon on the stage shook its head and tail, its claws were not enough and it used the tip of its tail; the Qing Xiaolang song in human form was a must-learn song, and its face seemed to be covered with ice and snow. No emotion.

But there is no emotion, it seems to be an emotion.The audience heard the cold wind at the border as cold as iron, and saw the lonely loneliness among the border soldiers standing in the cold wind.But behind the loneliness, there is a firm determination to protect the country, which is seemingly ruthless but as strong as magma without complaints or regrets.

Why?Why can an AI that has not yet evolved emotions easily mobilize human emotions through singing?

Is this the data?Because human emotions are just a bunch of data that can be parsed?

The audience cheered and admired, but there was a faint fear in their hearts.

uncanny valley theory.

When "robots" are infinitely close to human beings, but not yet 100%, some human beings' perceptions of these "robots" will become extremely negative.

At this moment, Qing Xiaolang is stuck on the critical line of the uncanny valley theory.

It's a good thing that he only appears on the screen, and it's a good thing that behind him there is a cute, chunky Leopard Dragon, and it's a good thing that he uses music.

This kind of creepiness deepened the audience's shock to the music he sang, and diluted the audience's fear of Qing Xiaolang himself.

After a song, the scene was not warm, but cold.

The barrage and Weibo related comments seemed to be suddenly stuck on the Internet, and within a few tens of seconds after the end of the song, it came to a standstill.

Tens of seconds later, the data flow suddenly started, pouring down like a flood.The red light on Weibo's server was on, major video sites were in a state of emergency, and only the psychic machine was still running smoothly.

A large amount of data is injected into Qing Xiaolang's "body" through the psionic machine. If you look closely at Qing Xiaolang's eyes with a microscope, you can see the extremely fast data stream flickering in the pupils of his eyes.

The supercomputer responsible for carrying Qing Xiaolang's core runs crazily, and each operation means an investment of tens of thousands of dollars.

After burning so much money, the faces of the responsible researchers were filled with the excitement of winning the 500 million lottery.

it works!This seemingly unreliable solution really works!Just a song!This caused Qing Xiaolang's core to undergo drastic changes!

As long as there is a change, artificial AI can find the direction of evolution from it!

Qing Xiaolang looked at the camera, frowning, making a confused expression.

"You are afraid of me, why?"

"Because I'm not human?"

The barrage of major video sites got stuck again, and then flooded again.

The programmers went from wailing to wanting to cry without tears, wishing they could rush into the screen and beat up Qing Xiaolang.

Shut up, brat!Our server is almost maxed out!Did you know that when you sang a song, it almost became the heat of the whole people complaining about the Spring Festival Gala?

"People don't know you, so they are afraid of you. So you have to become an idol, so that everyone likes you." Qing Yan patted Qing Xiaolang's head with a smile.

In fact, what he touched was only a projection, and the audience could clearly see that Qing Yan's hand had passed through Qing Xiaolang's hair.

Qingyan's expression was gloomy for a moment, Qing Xiaolang hurriedly held Qingyan's hand, hoping that Qingyan's hand could touch the top of his head.But his hand also passed through Qingyan's wrist.

Qing Xiaolang pursed his mouth, and the data flow in the core overflowed again.

"After the holographic technology debugging is completed, we can meet each other, don't worry." Qing Yan said hurriedly.

Qing Xiaolang nodded with a sullen face. With a "pop", it turned into a pocket-sized chunky leopard dragon, flew in front of Ao Lang who was sitting in the judges' seat, and sat on top of Ao Lang's head.

The audience can see that there is a phenomenon of "molding" in the part where the chunky Leopard Leopard Dragon's butt is in contact with Ao Lang.

This phenomenon made the audience who were a little scared of Qing Xiaolang suddenly become sentimental.

"What are you afraid of! What is there to be afraid of! Xiao Lang is a baby less than one year old! He also has seniors and Qing Xiaoyan such a good and righteous father, how could he do bad things!"

"Trust our scientists. Now that the whole world is developing AI technology, the key point of the fifth technological revolution has arrived. We can't hold back the country because of anti-intellectualism, and support Qing Xiaolang!"

"The baby pursed his mouth, is this a program design, or is it a real emotional reflection?"

"This estimate is only known to R&D personnel."

"Even the programming is awesome. I took a screenshot of the baby's micro-expressions. Apart from the confused expression that everyone is afraid of, he will only have subtle changes in expression when facing seniors and Qing Xiaoyan."

"My focus is off! It would be great if this modeling could be used in games and animations!"

"No, it's impossible. Do you know where Qing Xiaolang's core is? It's backed by our supercomputing support. Which animations and games can use supercomputing?"

"The castrated version of QAQ is also fine, and the special effects of Monster Village are very good."

"Uh, maybe the computer games and holographic games produced by Monster Village are really technically good. You can get a glimpse of them by watching the special effects of their TV dramas."

"It's a pity that they don't have the money to make console games now. Let's make more money in mobile games first. Old song players are so itchy now! I want to play this song!"

"The rhythm of this song is very good, and it is very comfortable to play with your fingers. Look, our Hua Guofeng can also have nice electronic music!"

"Looking forward to more songs from the Liaozhai team. Baby Dragon can do this by himself, and a group of people will definitely be more effective!"

……

After Qing Xiaolang caused a sensation, the program's ratings reached a terrifying peak.Many people usually don't look at idols at all, but now they all come to watch our country's first AI, the dragon baby Qing Xiaolang.

Many people swiped the barrage on the screen, asking the baby dragon to sing another song.This time they are absolutely not afraid, they will definitely give the baby dragon a good call.

Baby dragon fly with confidence!Male mother and female father will always be with you!

However, the program is recorded and broadcast, and will not be changed according to the audience's preferences.The idol selection officially started, and the contestants came out one by one to show their unique skills.

When the contestants come on stage, the song that shows their voice and dance is not the original song written by Youkai Village.They selected songs suitable for them from ancient and modern China and foreign countries, and tried their best to express their charm.

Qingyan specifically emphasized many times that they have already bought the copyright of these songs, and the electronic contract can be checked on the newly established official website of Idol Information.

The new contestants have outstanding talents, and many of them have appeared in Liaozhai TV series.Because Liaozhai TV series are still being broadcast in rotation, the audience sees many familiar people.

In addition to familiarity, these players have basically dubbed voices in the mobile game Liaozhai, so the players are naturally very familiar, and according to the introduction, they are looking for their favorite CV one by one.

They cheered excitedly, why!Why are Liaozhai's CVs so handsome!Everyone can debut!

A well-known CV made a sour statement on his Weibo: "The dubbing is professional, why do their faces look so good? It's not fair QAQ."

The netizens were laughing and laughing, but even the fans of that CV did not comfort the poor CV.

There is no way, there are Yangou everywhere, not to mention they are very good-looking!

This is the double benefit of voice-activated Jiayangou!

In addition to good looks and good voice, the little brothers who participated in the selection each have their own unique skills.

What is calligraphy and painting?Seeing that my national musical instruments are comparable to professional masters.

What is playing the piano?Watching me dance with a knife and a gun can even give you a mid-air split.

What are mid-air splits?Look at the synchronized swimming of my merman brother.

What will be useful?look at me... look at me...

Fuck!Big change panda? !

"Well, Mo Xiao is the only contestant among the giant panda monsters. Although he is only in the first round, his quota has already been secured." Judge Bai Ze commented, "Besides, his performance is not bad, and his treble is stable. I want to be a professional in this set of Zuiquan, which is played with the giant panda itself."

Judge Ao Lang commented: "Being able to use such a bulky body of a giant panda to punch such flexible punches shows that his figure is quite flexible and soft, and he is very suitable for singing and dancing as an idol."

The Hongmei judges commented: "He is my nephew. As a relative, he should be more harsh. Compared with my son Xiaohuan, he is still far behind. Xiaohuan still sings the best."

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The audience scratched their heads, took off the small question mark on their heads, and made it into a big question mark.

The treble is stable, the bass is stable, and the figure is soft, which can be regarded as a serious review. Can the special effect be a giant panda?Are you really serious about the comment "This is a giant panda, so extra points"?Is this fair to other players?

Although Brother Mo Xiao is indeed very good, but this review is really not acceptable!It is enough to black box an AI!This AI is at least real!But the giant panda is role-playing, he is fake!

Mo Xiao was aggrieved silently in his heart.

Qing Xiaolang's AI is real, and so is my giant panda essence.Just because I'm slender and good-looking, and I don't look like Tiehanhan giant panda at all, you can't believe my race.

Fortunately, his performance was really good. The audience complained about it, and they only thought that the judges were playing tricks, and they didn't really think that he was shady.

If Mo Xiao behaved a little worse, he would probably be hacked by the whole network.

But Hei is useless. As the only giant panda monster in the village with a decent appearance and figure, he must stand up for the belief value of the race.

Although giant pandas are not short of belief value, who would dislike the value of belief?

Do you know how difficult it is for a giant panda monster with a strong figure to come out of such a vegetarian and fat monster?Mo Xiao is the hope of the whole family.

Mo Xiao's "shady" incident was suppressed by his own good performance.The audience turned to discuss Aunt Hongmei's beautifully sung "Xiaohuan".

"If I remember correctly, Director Luo once said that his mother is from the village, right? That little Huan, can't it be Xiaohuan? No way, no way?"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible. With Mr. Luo's broken voice, how could he be the son of the famous soprano Aunt Hongmei! If Mr. Luo is the son of Aunt Hongmei, Mr. Luo's father's voice would be so shabby!"

"Hey, Mr. Luo, this shameless person, actually climbed onto Weibo to claim Xiaohuan who Aunt Hongmei said was him. Isn't his Weibo a forwarding propaganda machine? Aunt Hongmei said he sang well, he Are you willing to come up?"

"Crazy, crazy, I believe that Aunt Hongmei is Teacher Luo's biological mother. Is this the real mother filter? This filter must be as thick as a city wall, right?"

"I want to cut Aunt Hongmei's song and Luo Huan's song together, but I don't know what effect it will have."

"Although I'm a fan of Teacher Luo, I have to say, please don't poison my ears!"

"No wonder Aunt Hongmei wants to divorce Teacher Luo's father. It must be because Teacher Luo's father's voice is too bad!"

"That's right. But Teacher Luo's father must have a pretty face, so even though his voice is ugly, Aunt Hongmei still gritted her teeth and endured it."

……

Father Luo, who was also secretly watching, was full of question marks.He asked his now wife, "Is my voice hard?"

His wife is very honest: "It's not bad, but singing is worse than Xiaohuan's out-of-tune. I suspect that the part of your head about music is broken, otherwise how could you be able to sing out of tune with the original song, and when you are out of tune, you look intoxicated , I can’t hear it at all.”

Father Luo was silent.

Well, listening to his wife complaining so excitedly, maybe he really doesn't have a musical talent.

Speaking of which, when his ex-wife broke up with him, she also said that she finally didn't have to endure his broken voice.Maybe Hongmei really dislikes him.

Father Luo suddenly felt very sad.

The sadness of being wronged.

It is said on the Internet that he abandoned his wife who couldn't leave the country, but who knew that he was actually the one who was rejected.

After looking tired of the handsome skin, his soul is no more interesting than other villagers.

The other villagers are good at singing and dancing, and have extraordinary skills. They are all masters of calligraphy and painting. They usually play the piano and compose poems, and occasionally fly at low altitude.He is a mortal, in an environment divorced from modern technology, he is rendered like a chicken cub mixed in with white swans.

Can neither fly nor swim.

He was already proud and arrogant, how could he stand up to this kind of comparison?If you quarrel and quarrel, the relationship will fade.

"I really want to meet Sister Hongmei. Sister Hongmei sings beautifully and grows beautiful flowers. She has been inviting me to be a guest on the Internet. This year's Spring Festival I want to go with Xiaohuan. If you are not free, let me go. Come on, I will take good care of Xiaohuan."

The wife ignored Dad Luo's depression, she was talking to herself while chatting with Aunt Hongmei.

That's right, she didn't ask Father Luo for advice, she made the decision herself, so this is indeed talking to herself.

Father Luo suddenly remembered that his ex-wife had a very good relationship with women.All the girls in the village liked her and sent her love letters.He used to eat most of the vinegar from the girls in the village.

Now his wife has also fallen.