The whole village moved, and finally collected all the crops that should be harvested.
The crops are not finished after they are harvested.Grain wetted by rain must be dried as soon as possible, otherwise it will become moldy.So the villagers have to keep busy.They spread out the food in the temporary thatched huts and baked it with fire attribute spells, each of them was half dead from exhaustion.
The village is located in the Shuzhou Basin, and most of the time the climate follows the climate of the local latitude.Therefore, although spiritual rice is grown in the village, it is also double-cropping rice.
For double-cropping rice, early rice is planted in March and April, and late rice is planted after harvesting around July, and late rice is harvested around October and November.
In previous years, although there was rain in the village in summer, there were only occasional showers and heavy rains, and there was no continuous rainy season, which would not have much impact on the harvest of millet.
But when a demon in the demon world next door went crazy, the weather did not follow the law.
The spatial rules of the demon world are different from those of the human world, and Qing Yan hasn't learned how it is different.In short, the junction of the two worlds is a "barren land", where the aura is chaotic and desolate, and high-level practitioners love to come to this place every time they have a fight.
The aftermath of the fight between high-level practitioners crossed the barrier between the two worlds and reached the monster village. It had no power and would only slightly affect the climate of the monster village.
"To put it simply, we can regard the power they are fighting against as an abnormal climate." Bai Ze explained, "If the power is not strong, it will not cause natural disasters, but it is trouble."
Yes, it is trouble.
Although there will be no such extreme weather as dry land and floods, it is very annoying to have continuous rain when it is time to harvest and sun the millet like now.
This kind of thing happened before, after the village harvested the millet, they could only move the millet to the thatched hut, and everyone took turns to bake it with fire attribute spells. Not to mention the time-consuming and laborious, a lot of millet was too late to deal with, and it rotted directly into the warehouse .
It's much better now with the mechanics.Although it is not possible to dry the millet, the work that was purely manual and pure magic can be done by machines.
The village accountant Qingyan made a lot of calculations with a crackling calculator, and he said that he saved money to build a technical school, but the plan could not keep up with the changes.
"It's really hard to be an accountant." Qing Yan smiled bitterly.
The village is guarding a game of laying golden eggs, and has just grabbed a wave of money, but as soon as it is invested in the construction of the village, the money bottoms out in an instant.
Like this dryer.Do you think just one dryer is enough?Don't you want to buy the supporting facilities?Isn't there a place to put the dryer?Isn't the warehouse built after drying?
As for the fuel and electricity used by the dryer, they are all small.
For Monster Village, all modern things are built from scratch, and everything has to be built from scratch.
As soon as the game income from this cycle of activities was received, it was immediately spent, and even owed money to the bank.
Qing Yan's heart is bleeding.
The bank is quite happy.Banks like companies that repay quickly, borrow quickly after repayment, and have healthy capital flow.
"Oh, I'm sorry for the player." Qing Yan offered a plate of fruit to the psionic machine, "I'm sorry, I wanted you to rest for a while, but the village has no money, so please bear with me."
Ao Lang was in a daze.
Qing Yan glanced at Ao Lang, feeling very helpless.
He found that although he tried his best to use labor to distract Ao Lang's attention, Ao Lang's attention was not so easy to divert.
Since he confessed, when they were alone, Ao Lang always held Qingyan's left hand, rubbing the scar on Qingyan's wrist in a daze.
If there is no work to do, Ao Lang turns into a little dragon and wraps it around Qingyan's left wrist, replacing the wrist guard to cover the scar on Qingyan's hand, still in a daze.
In short, Ao Lang spent a lot more time in a daze, and became more attached to Qingyan.
In the past, when he and Qingyan were working separately, they could not see each other for a day.Now even if he works separately, every hour, he would slack off to Qingyan's side, hugging and kissing her.
The villagers said that their eyes were almost blinded by the flash.
Qing Yan was a little worried, but if he repeatedly asked Ao Lang if he still cared about his suicide, it would seem that he cared.
"Just do more work, it's idle time." Bai Ze suggested.
Qingyan thinks it makes sense.
In fact, it doesn't matter whether there is a reason or not. The important thing is that I am really busy now, and I don't have time to be in a daze for Ao Lang.
If Ao Lang can work well while in a daze, then he can just daze casually.
"The original event was postponed, and our event will directly follow the major events in the village." Qing Yan held a game planning meeting, and a group of game industry backbones listened carefully.
"This event is a fight between the demon world next door, and Yu Wei disrupts the climate in the village, causing continuous rain in the village, which affects the summer harvest in the eyes."
"The activity and the real work are carried out simultaneously, that is, through the activity, the player completes the work of harvesting grain, building a grain drying center, drying grain, and storing grain. After that, there will be summer plowing and summer planting."
Qing Yan said: "Any other suggestions?"
Ao Lang raised his hand like a primary school student, and uttered the words of a primary school student: "How about adding the curse of collecting? Brainstorm and scold the next door?"
Qingyan felt bad, but the villagers who participated in the meeting agreed.
"That's right, scold them!"
"The last time they went to fight next door in winter, it actually snowed in the winter, and the peppers I planted were all frozen to death!"
"Yes, yes, there was no air conditioner at that time, and I, a mermaid, was frozen to death!"
"When it doesn't rain during spring plowing, I'm so anxious to death! Can't they fight in another place!"
"It's better now. If it doesn't rain, there are water pumps, there are drying machines for drying food, and there are air conditioners when it snows in winter and is too hot in summer. We are not afraid of their revenge!"
"That's right, I didn't scold them before because they would torment us even more! Although the village won't be affected, it's disgusting!"
"It's a big deal now that they let us rain for a whole year, tsk tsk, I'll just watch TV at home and see who can survive!"
"Oh, if they dare to let us rain continuously for a year, they will be beaten themselves."
……
"A year of rain?" Qing Yan wondered, "Is it so serious? What if they really fight next door for a whole year and let us have a year of rain or a year without rain?"
"Our village's aura is in chaos, resentment is soaring, and there will be problems in the barriers of the two realms." Bai Ze said calmly, "Even if it is a demon cultivator who destroys the heaven and earth's aura, they will suffer backlash. Who can make trouble for themselves?"
"Our village and the human world are worse than the desert for the creatures of the demon world, and they have no resources. They have nothing to gain from us, only losses." Ao Lang added, "So even if we scold them, they have nothing to do with us. .”
Qing Yan: "...Even if we scold them in the game, they can't see it, right?"
Ao Lang said: "Why can't I see it? I will put a projection on the barrier, like a movie, and show it to them. Why don't we have an emoticon contest. It's just that swearing is boring, and emoticons are better." Intuitive."
The villagers continued to express their approval to Ao Lang for blasting the lights.
Qingyan hesitated to speak, and finally shut up.
The masses agree, but he objects to the size?Does objection work?
However, it can also be seen that the villagers have tolerated the group of neighbors who disturb the climate in the village for a long time.
They didn't dare to say anything before, because all this was still within the range they could bear.If this group of people continues to disgust them within the limits allowed by the law of heaven, the village will suffer.
But it's different now, we have access to electricity and the Internet.No matter how disgusting they are, the climate variation in the village is within the allowable range of the four seasons and will not cause disasters.
The extra labor caused by the group of people in the past can now be solved by machines; the inconvenience they caused the villagers to travel in the past, now the villagers can stay at home and watch TV online.
Even the muddy roads have turned into neat concrete soil.Even if it rains, the villagers will not get muddy when they go out.
Now that the villagers finally have the confidence to vent their grievances, how can they just let it go?
"Besides, they had a great influence on our climate before, and the reason why our village and the human world's qi were not integrated enough. Now our village and the human world are exchanging more and more frequent breaths, and they are less affected by their fighting skills. It will be difficult to find an excuse to scold them in the future." Bai Ze also agreed, "We can't turn over the old score and scold them for the trouble they caused us in the past? Doesn't that make us unqualified?"
"Taking advantage of this year, they still have influence on us, scolding everything that should be scolded, and everyone feels at ease."
Qing Yan sighed: "Okay. Then we will hold a curse emoticon pack competition outside the game. The winner's emoticon pack can be installed in the game, and a cash reward will be given... and a flower and fruit CG gift pack will be rewarded."
"I will make the expression pack into a PPT, and play it 24 hours a day on the barrier between the two worlds." Ao Lang said.
Qing Yan thought for a while, and if he wanted to do it, he would do it: "Set up the camera weapon, and if the other party fights back, it will be recorded. Edit it at that time, and it will be a CG short film of the event."
Ao Lang agreed: "Just broadcast directly in the live broadcast room 24 hours a day. It will give players the illusion that we are really scolding the demon world 24 hours a day."
The villagers laughed, thinking that Ao Lang's idea was really good.
They were indeed scolding their neighbors 24 hours a day, but the players must have thought that their live broadcast room was a special effect picture that had already been prepared on the computer screen.
This will probably become one of the typical cases of game marketing success.Other game companies will vomit blood again, scolding them for spending money to do these things that they have nothing to do.
"Will the above agree?" Qing Yan asked.
Bai Ze said: "I will report to the higher-ups. But the higher-ups will definitely agree. The higher-ups have long said that they can scold us if they want to. At worst, they will support us with food, books, and toys for one year. Everyone stays at home for a year. You can take anything. I can't take it."
"The last time they let our village snow heavily in winter, the higher-ups wanted to come to the village for military exercises. It's a pity that the electronic equipment will fail. Now we can hold military exercises."
Qing Yan pressed his forehead and said, "Wait, military exercise? How does our military exercise affect them?"
Bai Ze said: "It doesn't matter. It's like firing a cannon into space. How can it hit the opponent? It's just that the shells we fired in the past can carry the resentment of the people here and the turbidity of the human world, and hit the opponent's aura. Disturb the air machine over there."
"It's as if they disgusted us, and it won't have a big impact on them, but they don't want to fight when we fire | cannons. And there is a spirit in the sky, we all fired | cannons to protest, here The turbidity of the human world coming over will follow the people who make trouble near the barrier, and they have to spend money and time to purify the turbidity, otherwise it will affect the follow-up practice.”
Qing Yan understands.This is equivalent to throwing a stink bomb on the opponent. Although it will not cause harm, it will disgust the opponent.
Oh, wrong each other.
"Thinking about it this way, we are losing money here." Qing Yan was a little dissatisfied, "If we want to disgust them with military exercises, it will cost a lot of money."
"Actually, if they want to affect us, they will spend a lot of magic tools, which is actually a lot of money." Ao Lang explained, "But their money belongs to themselves, and our money belongs to the country and the people. It must not be like this. That’s the calculation. So the emoji package is fine, and the cost is low.”
There is no conflict in Qing Yan's heart at all.
The emoticon pack war is always more ruthless than the above. Let the red and blue troops be brought to the village for military exercises, okay?Now the village can be connected to electricity and the Internet, and the electrical appliances can be used. It is really a stink bomb over there... the missile is tested.
……
Bai Ze directly called the First Elder. After hearing this, the First Elder yelled at him, saying that they were insane and came to bully people again, and asked the Southwest Military Region to show them some seriousness.
Anyway, we have live-fire military exercises every year to deter a bunch of neighbors.The demon world is also our neighbor, there is nothing wrong with it.
Moreover, in real military exercises, you have to spend money to make targets, recycle ammunition and waste, and carefully vacate a large area so as not to hurt innocent people.
All kinds of missiles can be bombarded here, so there is no need to worry about safety issues and recycling issues.
Ordinary military exercises are afraid of leaking secrets, but the missiles are no problem, and those people can be trusted.
Bai Ze persuaded: "The powerful people in the demon world are arrogant and arrogant. If you really throw them a stinky bomb, maybe they will really hit us. It's better to pack the emoji. They like to put on airs, no matter how angry they are." , If it’s just scolding, they won’t lower themselves to do anything.”
"Okay, if they mess around again this time, I'll conduct a missile test experiment." The elder said angrily, "You can give them a taste of the ammunition that needs to be eliminated! Anyway, recycling is very troublesome!"
Qing Yan listened with pricked ears, and was covered in cold sweat.Almost brought up the international(?) intersectoral(?) problem.I hope the emoticon pack can make the neighbor restrained a little.
The higher-ups agreed, and the emoji war would naturally begin.
It must be done!If you don't do it, the missiles will come from above!
National dignity is no small matter, isn't the demon world just looking down on our human world?Gotta give them a little color lol!
Qing Yan wiped off his cold sweat while warming up for the event.
He commanded the camera to take pictures of the continuous rainy scene in the village, and then took an ordinary camera to follow up on the loan to buy a dryer and build a drying center, and popularized science to netizens about this kind of wheat and rice that has been soaked in water. It must be dehydrated within ten hours. Now, everyone is manually dehydrating the grain.
"It's my fault. I don't have enough experience. I should have built the drying center earlier." Qingyan reflected in the video.
Bai Ze patted Qing Yan on the shoulder and said, "Not every village has the money to build a drying center. Don't everyone depend on the sky for their food? Now that they can fight against the sky, it's too late for the villagers to be happy."
Afterwards, they popularized science to netizens that the village would affect the climate every year due to the chaos of the demon world on the opposite side, causing a lot of trouble.
Natural disasters are not enough, they just increase the workload of the villagers and make it difficult to travel, and they are disgusting.
Netizens first thought it was a popular science video on poverty alleviation work in rural areas, and they still talked about their own villages and the ones they had seen in the barrage.
"Emmmmm, the demon world? Did I hear wrong? They say the demon world is powerful?"
"Wait, isn't this an introduction to the poverty alleviation work in Monster Village? Isn't it?"
"As a student of the Agricultural College, I'm still lamenting about the summer harvest and summer planting. Why did it suddenly involve the demon world?"
"I understand. On the surface, this is an introduction video of summer harvest and summer planting work in rural areas. In fact, it is a pre-heating advertisement for game activities, right?"
"Fuck, this ad placement is too exaggerated! Rural routines are deep, I want to go back to the city!"
"Poverty alleviation is also true. Because of the continuous rain, the village decided to bite the bullet and use the game studio as collateral for a loan to build a drying center. My cousin is a bank worker in the county."
"Ah? Our game is mortgaged by the game?!"
"I rely on (‵o′)convex. We agreed that our game is the number one in daily turnover. What is the most profitable mobile game in Huaguo?"
"Making money is making money, but it is still too difficult to support a poor village with a mobile game company. The infrastructure is too expensive."
"Shouldn't the state pay for this kind of infrastructure?"
"The state will definitely pay for roads, electricity, and network construction. But for the development of the village, the infrastructure that you want to build must be bought by the village itself."
"The team of the village committee is very courageous. Most villages in our country don't know how to buy dryers. It takes less time and is unnecessary. Only state-owned large farms and wealthy villages in large production areas have them."
"Actually, there should be a monster village. Other villages can transport their food to other places for drying, or drying centers in other places will pay for drying. Monster villages have to be self-sufficient. So even if it's not worth it, you still have to have it yourself. Next time, there will be trouble next door."
"So as not to encounter trouble next door hahaha, so when the wind and rain are not going well in the Monster Village, are the great masters of the Monster World next door fighting? This is too miserable!"
"Although they are just disgusting people, can we only be disgusted like this! No way! We have to counterattack in the game! Blow them up! (Leopard Leopard Dragon Dialing Cigarette.jpg)"
"That's right! Fuck them! Let them bully people! (Leopard Leopard Dragon Wears Sunglasses.jpg)"
"Hurry up and start the event! I can't wait to slap the face next door. How can there be such a disgusting neighbor! (Baopaolong serial slaps.jpg)"
"Hahahaha, look at the new offline activities on the official blog, the emoji battle, I'm dying of laughter!"
"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha haha haha haha haha is not good! Why is Guan Bo so funny! They do this, as if there is really a demon world next door! They will have to scold the next door for 24 hours!"
……
When the players saw the new offline announcement of the game, they couldn't help laughing.
Never seen such a fun event!
The Monster Village is now connected to electricity and the Internet. Even if the other party disgusts us, we can use machines to reduce the workload, and we can live comfortably at home, so we finally decided that we can't bear it any longer and want to fight back!
Fighting is impossible, and we can't fight it, so we have to scold them!
Scold them with emoticons!
Now Monster Village is soliciting emoji packs from all Liaozhai workers. The ranking and reward methods are as follows: [-], [-], [-], [-], [-], [-], [-]. Candidates’ emoji packs will be made into PPT, and the projector specially made by Ao Zhishu is like playing a movie. Project the PPT onto the barriers of the two worlds for the opponent to see!
Let's scold them to death!
The scolding battle process will be broadcast live 24 hours a day in the live broadcast room!I hope everyone will watch and support!
The players almost fainted from laughter!I laughed so hard I don't know how to evaluate the official website!
"Wife, wife, it's true. The official used the flower and fruit CG gift package to deceive us into tears, and now it's coming again hahaha."
"Yeah, the previous flower and fruit CG gift pack made me talk to myself in front of the game every day, as if I could really communicate with them. Now they have connected reality with the game again, which is really becoming more and more real. "
"Admiration! Gap Village engages in production and self-rescue, and the monster village in the game also engages in production and self-rescue. This is the real online and offline linkage, and the tactics are backward!"
"The hand holding the cigarette trembled slightly. Can I say that I really believe that the rainy season in the Monster Village was caused by the power of the Monster World next door?"
"Hahahaha, maybe my son and daughter are really swearing and using magic tricks to expose the millet!"
"If it's true, then our partners are too miserable. Being bullied like this, the country won't let us stand up! (Qing Xiaoyan wipes tears.jpg)"
"So this is online and offline linkage. Our village didn't have electricity and internet access before, so we didn't dare to annoy the other party, otherwise life would be very inconvenient. Now it doesn't matter, we can operate mechanized! Take out the dryer!"
"Did you see the live broadcast of the merman! The merman stopped swimming and just sat on a rock by the sea and cursed at the sky."
"Hahaha I saw that there was actually a live broadcast of swearing, so I'm convinced. But if it's true, the next door can fight, and the waters of our non-frozen village will freeze, and the mermaids will really suffer."
"Yeah, back then there was no air conditioner or heater, so I don't know how the mermaids survived the winter."
"The anchor of the shark answered the netizens in the live broadcast room, saying that they could only live under the water for the whole winter at that time, and they were very depressed."
"His acting skills are really good. He cried while talking, saying that he ate raw and cold food for a whole month. He was fine, but the child was too miserable. He couldn't even eat hot food, and he couldn't go to the shore. Go play with friends."
"Xiao Yuren is still wiping her father's tears, so obedient. I knew it was fake, so I couldn't help crying."
"Although the video may be fake, if it is the world in the game, it is real. The villagers of our Shuiling Production Brigade encountered an extremely cold winter, so they could only live in the water and could not go ashore. In one winter, they could only Eating something cold and kids can't go out to school."
"Oh, so angry, can't we do something other than swearing at people with emoticons?"
"According to the game settings, it can't. After all, there are two worlds, and we can't beat them. And even if we pass, we definitely can't beat them."
"QAQ can only be bullied?"
"Now you can scold them, it's better than before."
"That's right, the monster village is getting better and better. Now that we have modern technology, we don't have to worry about them being disgusting."
"For the sake of my boys, I went to draw emoticons. I am not the reward of the Huaguo Gift Pack!"
"Speaking of which, this time the reward is also a separate CG, so envious."
"This time the CG will not be a curse, hahahaha."
"Swearing is also good. My favorite boy is gentle and never swears. I really want to see him swear."
"Hahahaha, have you seen the linkage of the Huaguo Army's official blog? The dimensional wall is broken!"
……
Huaguo Army: Please tell the demon world, please restrain the personnel, and don't do things that harm the friendship between the two worlds.
Dongfeng Express: Two-world express delivery, even if it is far away, it must be punished.
Hua Guo Air Force: The battle must be won!
Huaguo Navy: Can an aircraft carrier sail into the Yangtze River?
Players: ? ? ?
Players: Hahahaha the navy is so pitiful, the monster village is inland, if the two worlds are separated by a wall to fight |, the navy can only call on the sidelines hahahahaha.
The army's down-to-earth linkage made the players laugh uncontrollably, and they all laughed sincerely.Even netizens who don't play games can't help but join in, "Listen to the powerful demon world next door, don't go too far" has become a meme out of the circle.
But they didn't know that the higher-ups almost really planned to hold a military exercise in the monster village, and they were disgusted with each other.
Qing Yan kept wiping off his cold sweat.
Hurry up and play the PPT!immediately!Absolutely not to magnify the diplomatic issue!
As a result, the players really saw the game's official live broadcast room, where they scolded each other 24 hours a day.
The place where the camera lens is facing seems to be a vast starry sky.The starry sky lens is a beautiful galaxy.
And our side is emoticons.
This is embarrassing.
"I was just about to say, this starry sky special effect is too awesome. But as soon as I saw the emoji, I couldn't hold it back and sprayed out the fat house water."
"According to the explanation in the live broadcast room, the colorful special effects of the galaxy on the opposite side are the collision of auras of various attributes when the great powers fight. Some auras scattered to our side, disrupting the normal content of auras here, which is why it caused The weather is abnormal. It’s so reliable, I believe it!”
"The special effects over there are based on water-attribute aura, so it rains non-stop on our side? If it's true, Monster Village is too aggrieved."
"Don't be aggrieved now, look at our emoticons!"
"Can the other party really see it? It's so far away."
"The other party is a great power in the demon world. They must have good eyesight. I believe they can see it!"
"Even if they can see it, can they understand it?"
"There are introductions in the game. It's like people in the monster village can learn the characters of the demon world, and people in the demon world can also learn the characters of the human world. Therefore, they are all powerful, and they must be proficient in foreign languages from all walks of life!"
"That's right! Da Neng doesn't even know a foreign language! At least he can figure it out! He can definitely figure out the meaning of the emoji!"
"It's so reliable, so real, I believe it (funny)."
……
In the demon world, the two masters who were fighting suddenly felt a palpitation, and their "lines of sight" turned to the side of the barrier at the same time.
The pattern on the other side of the barrier, according to the normal physical laws, is smaller than the tip of a needle when viewed from their direction, and it is impossible for normal humans to see clearly.
But they are not normal human beings, they are powerful, how can the powerful be bound by the laws of physics?
They not only clearly saw the content of the emoji, but also saw the resentment and turbidity attached to it.
Resentment and turbidity rose, and the emoji "jumped" from the flat projection, condensing the resentment and turbidity into an entity.
"I don't want my face, but your mother is dead, is it really worth it?"
"Almighty and extraordinary, the left side of the face is longer than the right side."
"The demon face doesn't know where to go."
"Outside the long pavilion, beside the ancient road, Da Neng, you are shameless for bullying the villagers."
"Da Neng, it's time for skin care!"
……
Power of the demon world:? ? ?
Some of the words were too "esoteric" and they didn't understand them. Then they pinched their fingers together and finally understood what the other party meant.
The faces of the two were flushed.
1 years!The people, demons and other creatures who dare to scold them like that have already perished, how dare this group of ants!
So the two of them stopped fighting, and the spell slammed on the barrier.
Of course, they paid off.If you don't hold back, even if you are powerful, you will be killed by the backlash of the rules of heaven and earth.
Is it great?No matter how powerful you are, you are also powerful in the demon world, what does it have to do with me in the human world?
But they increased the aura turmoil, and the rain in the monster village became more severe.
The audience in the live broadcast room were startled, why is there such a sudden flash over there? !What happened? !
At this time, the official blog of the Monster Village Committee broadcast live simultaneously, and there was also an official real-time notification in the live broadcast room. The rainfall in the village increased, and the neighbors became angry!
Players don't know what to say.
Is your game official doing too much?When the rainfall in the village increases, do you add special effects in the live broadcast room at the right time?Is this linkage really good?We will really think you guys are the real Yokai Village (funny).
The official blog not only links the real rainfall with the live broadcast room, but also links the game.
An urgent task is released in the game, I hope the players of Liaozhai will work together to hate him!
Players are full of question marks.
How do we fight it?Brush up?Or kryptonite?
Qingyan is also having a headache, how to guide the wish power in the game, and then fuck him.
That Lao Shizi is so powerful, really disturbing the aura and increasing the rain in the monster village?You can make mistakes, we just scold you a few times, you are so irritable.If it weren't for the barriers between the two worlds, wouldn't you want to make the whole village die?
I'm furious!
"I have a solution." Ao Lang said, "Let the players send 'this spell' on the game world channel, and I will meet them."
"What spell?" Qing Yan asked.
"I am willing to lend my strength to Yazi." Ao Lang said.
Qing Yan: "... Is it really good for the spell to be so eloquent?"
Ao Lang said: "The mantra is to express what you think in your heart. What's wrong with the vernacular? As long as the wish is deep enough."
Qing Yan raised his forehead: "Okay, I'll make an announcement. Can I just post it in the game?"
Ao Lang said: "Now only psionic machines can collect wish power."
Qing Yan worried: "Will the server go down?"
Ao Lang said: "Then let's go down. Our server hasn't been down yet. Let's make an announcement in advance, saying that we will borrow the power of all players on the server. Please log off immediately if you brush your books. This downtime will not happen." compensate."
Qing Yan: "...I think they will definitely think that our downtime is also part of the game activities."
Ao Lang nodded: "So there is no need to compensate."
Qingyan sighed.I always feel that our game is so stingy.But... done!
Therefore, the game workers in the village immediately issued an announcement, guiding players to send "spells" on the World Channel.
In addition to the world channel, you can also chat in your own channel, or even use the voice function that comes with the game to speak.
Ao Zhishu of our village is angry and wants to give him a hard time!Use the resentment and turbidity of our human world to smear the other party's face.
Although it can't hurt the opponent, it's like throwing a stink bomb. Even if the opponent is powerful, he will be disgusted!
Players: ? ? ?
Are you serious?Is it really going to be a downtime?Are you kidding me?
"Impossible? The whole server is down? Will there be no problems with the server?"
"It's all down, there must be something wrong with the server (funny)."
"Wow, I only know that the whole server works together to fight the boss. I didn't expect this kind of full-server activity to exist."
"Emmmm, the whole server blows up the server of my game. Liaozhai is a genius in operation, I love it."
"Is it only through the game? Is it okay to paralyze Weibo?"
"The game announcement said that the willingness of Liaozhai workers can only be accumulated through the game server. Other places can cheer for our senior Leopard Dragon, but it's useless."
"Hey, I'm studying by myself at night, so I should go to the bathroom secretly. Anyway, I only need to send a sentence, and it won't take long."
"QAQ wait for me, my network signal is very bad now, I can't play the game!"
"Although I thought this event was very funny, I still took out my phone silently. It's hopeless."
"I remembered the movie version of Pretty Cure I watched. Everyone cheered for Pretty Cure with fairy wands."
"So at [-] o'clock in Secondary School, should we stand on the balcony, open the game, and use the voice system to cheer loudly?"
"Okay, I've decided to do it."
"I didn't expect that I was in my 30s, and suddenly I was in the second grade of QAQ, so shameful."
"Fuck, you don't give anything after casting this so-called spell, and there is a group of people who keep using it, everyone is crazy."
"The server is down and they don't give anything. The official blog said that they will give all their power to senior Bao Baolong, so they are free prostitutes, tsk tsk, I have never seen such a stingy official."
"Some game commentators and the media are getting angry. Saying that this activity is a failure will definitely cause resentment among players."
"Some players are calling it boring, but I think it's okay. I like the online and offline linkage method of Liaozhai."
"Hurry up and watch the live broadcast! Senior Leopard Dragon has appeared! Not only senior Leopard Dragon has appeared, but even Elder Bai Ze has shown his real body! Damn it! It’s like a blockbuster with special effects! Can the special effects of the live broadcast be so powerful! "
"Now Biz.com has issued an announcement saying that it fully supports the live broadcast and suspends other businesses. Damn it, are you serious?"
"The number of live broadcasts has exceeded [-] million, isn't this too exaggerated?"
"Several major official blogs on Weibo are forwarding this live broadcast room, as if they really want to fight with the demon world, what is this? I'm a little scared!"
"Some people in the industry interpreted it, saying that we are showing off special effects technology."
"It's possible. To be able to produce such realistic special effects in the live broadcast, there must be powerful technology behind it. Maybe this so-called live broadcast is just a cover, and we may be revealing something to the public."
"What kind of special technology can be used for special effects? Computer? It can't be a quantum computer, right?"
"Some bosses have already said that it may be quantum computer technology. The computing power of ordinary computers cannot support such powerful real-time special effects."
"Uh, isn't Monster Village a poor village? Why is it related to high technology?"
"Have you forgotten why Ao Zhishu was honored as a young scientist? He was originally engaged in the military industry!"
"Actually, the geographical environment and cultural customs of Monster Village are indeed very suitable for us to conduct confidential technology research."
"Yes, yes, it is difficult to leak secrets!"
"The excited fly rubs its hands, the left is Yazi, the right is Bai Ze, and in the middle is our emoji doll, so excited!"
"Because it's too unharmonious, but it's very real?"
"Where's Qing Xiaoyan? Does Qing Xiaoyan not show up?"
"As a human being, Qing Xiaoyan may not be able to participate in this battle, right?"
"Our server needs to gather willing power, so someone must control it? Qing Xiaoyan's stay on the ground is very consistent with the facts. Love it, love it, the official has taken this into consideration!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Leopard Dragon Senior has become so handsome! I will never laugh at Leopard Dragon again!"
"What leopard dragon! That's Yazi! It's Yazi, the guardian god of our monster village this year! Ahhhhhh!"
"Village Chief Bai Ze is so imposing, he has erected a barrier! Is the fight going to start?"
"Bai Ze protects the human world, Yazi is responsible for the attack, one attack and one defense, very reliable! Brothers and sisters, rush! Lend your strength to our patron saint!"
"It hasn't been said in the game that senior Ao is the big boss, but now it's revealed in the live broadcast.
The crops are not finished after they are harvested.Grain wetted by rain must be dried as soon as possible, otherwise it will become moldy.So the villagers have to keep busy.They spread out the food in the temporary thatched huts and baked it with fire attribute spells, each of them was half dead from exhaustion.
The village is located in the Shuzhou Basin, and most of the time the climate follows the climate of the local latitude.Therefore, although spiritual rice is grown in the village, it is also double-cropping rice.
For double-cropping rice, early rice is planted in March and April, and late rice is planted after harvesting around July, and late rice is harvested around October and November.
In previous years, although there was rain in the village in summer, there were only occasional showers and heavy rains, and there was no continuous rainy season, which would not have much impact on the harvest of millet.
But when a demon in the demon world next door went crazy, the weather did not follow the law.
The spatial rules of the demon world are different from those of the human world, and Qing Yan hasn't learned how it is different.In short, the junction of the two worlds is a "barren land", where the aura is chaotic and desolate, and high-level practitioners love to come to this place every time they have a fight.
The aftermath of the fight between high-level practitioners crossed the barrier between the two worlds and reached the monster village. It had no power and would only slightly affect the climate of the monster village.
"To put it simply, we can regard the power they are fighting against as an abnormal climate." Bai Ze explained, "If the power is not strong, it will not cause natural disasters, but it is trouble."
Yes, it is trouble.
Although there will be no such extreme weather as dry land and floods, it is very annoying to have continuous rain when it is time to harvest and sun the millet like now.
This kind of thing happened before, after the village harvested the millet, they could only move the millet to the thatched hut, and everyone took turns to bake it with fire attribute spells. Not to mention the time-consuming and laborious, a lot of millet was too late to deal with, and it rotted directly into the warehouse .
It's much better now with the mechanics.Although it is not possible to dry the millet, the work that was purely manual and pure magic can be done by machines.
The village accountant Qingyan made a lot of calculations with a crackling calculator, and he said that he saved money to build a technical school, but the plan could not keep up with the changes.
"It's really hard to be an accountant." Qing Yan smiled bitterly.
The village is guarding a game of laying golden eggs, and has just grabbed a wave of money, but as soon as it is invested in the construction of the village, the money bottoms out in an instant.
Like this dryer.Do you think just one dryer is enough?Don't you want to buy the supporting facilities?Isn't there a place to put the dryer?Isn't the warehouse built after drying?
As for the fuel and electricity used by the dryer, they are all small.
For Monster Village, all modern things are built from scratch, and everything has to be built from scratch.
As soon as the game income from this cycle of activities was received, it was immediately spent, and even owed money to the bank.
Qing Yan's heart is bleeding.
The bank is quite happy.Banks like companies that repay quickly, borrow quickly after repayment, and have healthy capital flow.
"Oh, I'm sorry for the player." Qing Yan offered a plate of fruit to the psionic machine, "I'm sorry, I wanted you to rest for a while, but the village has no money, so please bear with me."
Ao Lang was in a daze.
Qing Yan glanced at Ao Lang, feeling very helpless.
He found that although he tried his best to use labor to distract Ao Lang's attention, Ao Lang's attention was not so easy to divert.
Since he confessed, when they were alone, Ao Lang always held Qingyan's left hand, rubbing the scar on Qingyan's wrist in a daze.
If there is no work to do, Ao Lang turns into a little dragon and wraps it around Qingyan's left wrist, replacing the wrist guard to cover the scar on Qingyan's hand, still in a daze.
In short, Ao Lang spent a lot more time in a daze, and became more attached to Qingyan.
In the past, when he and Qingyan were working separately, they could not see each other for a day.Now even if he works separately, every hour, he would slack off to Qingyan's side, hugging and kissing her.
The villagers said that their eyes were almost blinded by the flash.
Qing Yan was a little worried, but if he repeatedly asked Ao Lang if he still cared about his suicide, it would seem that he cared.
"Just do more work, it's idle time." Bai Ze suggested.
Qingyan thinks it makes sense.
In fact, it doesn't matter whether there is a reason or not. The important thing is that I am really busy now, and I don't have time to be in a daze for Ao Lang.
If Ao Lang can work well while in a daze, then he can just daze casually.
"The original event was postponed, and our event will directly follow the major events in the village." Qing Yan held a game planning meeting, and a group of game industry backbones listened carefully.
"This event is a fight between the demon world next door, and Yu Wei disrupts the climate in the village, causing continuous rain in the village, which affects the summer harvest in the eyes."
"The activity and the real work are carried out simultaneously, that is, through the activity, the player completes the work of harvesting grain, building a grain drying center, drying grain, and storing grain. After that, there will be summer plowing and summer planting."
Qing Yan said: "Any other suggestions?"
Ao Lang raised his hand like a primary school student, and uttered the words of a primary school student: "How about adding the curse of collecting? Brainstorm and scold the next door?"
Qingyan felt bad, but the villagers who participated in the meeting agreed.
"That's right, scold them!"
"The last time they went to fight next door in winter, it actually snowed in the winter, and the peppers I planted were all frozen to death!"
"Yes, yes, there was no air conditioner at that time, and I, a mermaid, was frozen to death!"
"When it doesn't rain during spring plowing, I'm so anxious to death! Can't they fight in another place!"
"It's better now. If it doesn't rain, there are water pumps, there are drying machines for drying food, and there are air conditioners when it snows in winter and is too hot in summer. We are not afraid of their revenge!"
"That's right, I didn't scold them before because they would torment us even more! Although the village won't be affected, it's disgusting!"
"It's a big deal now that they let us rain for a whole year, tsk tsk, I'll just watch TV at home and see who can survive!"
"Oh, if they dare to let us rain continuously for a year, they will be beaten themselves."
……
"A year of rain?" Qing Yan wondered, "Is it so serious? What if they really fight next door for a whole year and let us have a year of rain or a year without rain?"
"Our village's aura is in chaos, resentment is soaring, and there will be problems in the barriers of the two realms." Bai Ze said calmly, "Even if it is a demon cultivator who destroys the heaven and earth's aura, they will suffer backlash. Who can make trouble for themselves?"
"Our village and the human world are worse than the desert for the creatures of the demon world, and they have no resources. They have nothing to gain from us, only losses." Ao Lang added, "So even if we scold them, they have nothing to do with us. .”
Qing Yan: "...Even if we scold them in the game, they can't see it, right?"
Ao Lang said: "Why can't I see it? I will put a projection on the barrier, like a movie, and show it to them. Why don't we have an emoticon contest. It's just that swearing is boring, and emoticons are better." Intuitive."
The villagers continued to express their approval to Ao Lang for blasting the lights.
Qingyan hesitated to speak, and finally shut up.
The masses agree, but he objects to the size?Does objection work?
However, it can also be seen that the villagers have tolerated the group of neighbors who disturb the climate in the village for a long time.
They didn't dare to say anything before, because all this was still within the range they could bear.If this group of people continues to disgust them within the limits allowed by the law of heaven, the village will suffer.
But it's different now, we have access to electricity and the Internet.No matter how disgusting they are, the climate variation in the village is within the allowable range of the four seasons and will not cause disasters.
The extra labor caused by the group of people in the past can now be solved by machines; the inconvenience they caused the villagers to travel in the past, now the villagers can stay at home and watch TV online.
Even the muddy roads have turned into neat concrete soil.Even if it rains, the villagers will not get muddy when they go out.
Now that the villagers finally have the confidence to vent their grievances, how can they just let it go?
"Besides, they had a great influence on our climate before, and the reason why our village and the human world's qi were not integrated enough. Now our village and the human world are exchanging more and more frequent breaths, and they are less affected by their fighting skills. It will be difficult to find an excuse to scold them in the future." Bai Ze also agreed, "We can't turn over the old score and scold them for the trouble they caused us in the past? Doesn't that make us unqualified?"
"Taking advantage of this year, they still have influence on us, scolding everything that should be scolded, and everyone feels at ease."
Qing Yan sighed: "Okay. Then we will hold a curse emoticon pack competition outside the game. The winner's emoticon pack can be installed in the game, and a cash reward will be given... and a flower and fruit CG gift pack will be rewarded."
"I will make the expression pack into a PPT, and play it 24 hours a day on the barrier between the two worlds." Ao Lang said.
Qing Yan thought for a while, and if he wanted to do it, he would do it: "Set up the camera weapon, and if the other party fights back, it will be recorded. Edit it at that time, and it will be a CG short film of the event."
Ao Lang agreed: "Just broadcast directly in the live broadcast room 24 hours a day. It will give players the illusion that we are really scolding the demon world 24 hours a day."
The villagers laughed, thinking that Ao Lang's idea was really good.
They were indeed scolding their neighbors 24 hours a day, but the players must have thought that their live broadcast room was a special effect picture that had already been prepared on the computer screen.
This will probably become one of the typical cases of game marketing success.Other game companies will vomit blood again, scolding them for spending money to do these things that they have nothing to do.
"Will the above agree?" Qing Yan asked.
Bai Ze said: "I will report to the higher-ups. But the higher-ups will definitely agree. The higher-ups have long said that they can scold us if they want to. At worst, they will support us with food, books, and toys for one year. Everyone stays at home for a year. You can take anything. I can't take it."
"The last time they let our village snow heavily in winter, the higher-ups wanted to come to the village for military exercises. It's a pity that the electronic equipment will fail. Now we can hold military exercises."
Qing Yan pressed his forehead and said, "Wait, military exercise? How does our military exercise affect them?"
Bai Ze said: "It doesn't matter. It's like firing a cannon into space. How can it hit the opponent? It's just that the shells we fired in the past can carry the resentment of the people here and the turbidity of the human world, and hit the opponent's aura. Disturb the air machine over there."
"It's as if they disgusted us, and it won't have a big impact on them, but they don't want to fight when we fire | cannons. And there is a spirit in the sky, we all fired | cannons to protest, here The turbidity of the human world coming over will follow the people who make trouble near the barrier, and they have to spend money and time to purify the turbidity, otherwise it will affect the follow-up practice.”
Qing Yan understands.This is equivalent to throwing a stink bomb on the opponent. Although it will not cause harm, it will disgust the opponent.
Oh, wrong each other.
"Thinking about it this way, we are losing money here." Qing Yan was a little dissatisfied, "If we want to disgust them with military exercises, it will cost a lot of money."
"Actually, if they want to affect us, they will spend a lot of magic tools, which is actually a lot of money." Ao Lang explained, "But their money belongs to themselves, and our money belongs to the country and the people. It must not be like this. That’s the calculation. So the emoji package is fine, and the cost is low.”
There is no conflict in Qing Yan's heart at all.
The emoticon pack war is always more ruthless than the above. Let the red and blue troops be brought to the village for military exercises, okay?Now the village can be connected to electricity and the Internet, and the electrical appliances can be used. It is really a stink bomb over there... the missile is tested.
……
Bai Ze directly called the First Elder. After hearing this, the First Elder yelled at him, saying that they were insane and came to bully people again, and asked the Southwest Military Region to show them some seriousness.
Anyway, we have live-fire military exercises every year to deter a bunch of neighbors.The demon world is also our neighbor, there is nothing wrong with it.
Moreover, in real military exercises, you have to spend money to make targets, recycle ammunition and waste, and carefully vacate a large area so as not to hurt innocent people.
All kinds of missiles can be bombarded here, so there is no need to worry about safety issues and recycling issues.
Ordinary military exercises are afraid of leaking secrets, but the missiles are no problem, and those people can be trusted.
Bai Ze persuaded: "The powerful people in the demon world are arrogant and arrogant. If you really throw them a stinky bomb, maybe they will really hit us. It's better to pack the emoji. They like to put on airs, no matter how angry they are." , If it’s just scolding, they won’t lower themselves to do anything.”
"Okay, if they mess around again this time, I'll conduct a missile test experiment." The elder said angrily, "You can give them a taste of the ammunition that needs to be eliminated! Anyway, recycling is very troublesome!"
Qing Yan listened with pricked ears, and was covered in cold sweat.Almost brought up the international(?) intersectoral(?) problem.I hope the emoticon pack can make the neighbor restrained a little.
The higher-ups agreed, and the emoji war would naturally begin.
It must be done!If you don't do it, the missiles will come from above!
National dignity is no small matter, isn't the demon world just looking down on our human world?Gotta give them a little color lol!
Qing Yan wiped off his cold sweat while warming up for the event.
He commanded the camera to take pictures of the continuous rainy scene in the village, and then took an ordinary camera to follow up on the loan to buy a dryer and build a drying center, and popularized science to netizens about this kind of wheat and rice that has been soaked in water. It must be dehydrated within ten hours. Now, everyone is manually dehydrating the grain.
"It's my fault. I don't have enough experience. I should have built the drying center earlier." Qingyan reflected in the video.
Bai Ze patted Qing Yan on the shoulder and said, "Not every village has the money to build a drying center. Don't everyone depend on the sky for their food? Now that they can fight against the sky, it's too late for the villagers to be happy."
Afterwards, they popularized science to netizens that the village would affect the climate every year due to the chaos of the demon world on the opposite side, causing a lot of trouble.
Natural disasters are not enough, they just increase the workload of the villagers and make it difficult to travel, and they are disgusting.
Netizens first thought it was a popular science video on poverty alleviation work in rural areas, and they still talked about their own villages and the ones they had seen in the barrage.
"Emmmmm, the demon world? Did I hear wrong? They say the demon world is powerful?"
"Wait, isn't this an introduction to the poverty alleviation work in Monster Village? Isn't it?"
"As a student of the Agricultural College, I'm still lamenting about the summer harvest and summer planting. Why did it suddenly involve the demon world?"
"I understand. On the surface, this is an introduction video of summer harvest and summer planting work in rural areas. In fact, it is a pre-heating advertisement for game activities, right?"
"Fuck, this ad placement is too exaggerated! Rural routines are deep, I want to go back to the city!"
"Poverty alleviation is also true. Because of the continuous rain, the village decided to bite the bullet and use the game studio as collateral for a loan to build a drying center. My cousin is a bank worker in the county."
"Ah? Our game is mortgaged by the game?!"
"I rely on (‵o′)convex. We agreed that our game is the number one in daily turnover. What is the most profitable mobile game in Huaguo?"
"Making money is making money, but it is still too difficult to support a poor village with a mobile game company. The infrastructure is too expensive."
"Shouldn't the state pay for this kind of infrastructure?"
"The state will definitely pay for roads, electricity, and network construction. But for the development of the village, the infrastructure that you want to build must be bought by the village itself."
"The team of the village committee is very courageous. Most villages in our country don't know how to buy dryers. It takes less time and is unnecessary. Only state-owned large farms and wealthy villages in large production areas have them."
"Actually, there should be a monster village. Other villages can transport their food to other places for drying, or drying centers in other places will pay for drying. Monster villages have to be self-sufficient. So even if it's not worth it, you still have to have it yourself. Next time, there will be trouble next door."
"So as not to encounter trouble next door hahaha, so when the wind and rain are not going well in the Monster Village, are the great masters of the Monster World next door fighting? This is too miserable!"
"Although they are just disgusting people, can we only be disgusted like this! No way! We have to counterattack in the game! Blow them up! (Leopard Leopard Dragon Dialing Cigarette.jpg)"
"That's right! Fuck them! Let them bully people! (Leopard Leopard Dragon Wears Sunglasses.jpg)"
"Hurry up and start the event! I can't wait to slap the face next door. How can there be such a disgusting neighbor! (Baopaolong serial slaps.jpg)"
"Hahahaha, look at the new offline activities on the official blog, the emoji battle, I'm dying of laughter!"
"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha haha haha haha haha is not good! Why is Guan Bo so funny! They do this, as if there is really a demon world next door! They will have to scold the next door for 24 hours!"
……
When the players saw the new offline announcement of the game, they couldn't help laughing.
Never seen such a fun event!
The Monster Village is now connected to electricity and the Internet. Even if the other party disgusts us, we can use machines to reduce the workload, and we can live comfortably at home, so we finally decided that we can't bear it any longer and want to fight back!
Fighting is impossible, and we can't fight it, so we have to scold them!
Scold them with emoticons!
Now Monster Village is soliciting emoji packs from all Liaozhai workers. The ranking and reward methods are as follows: [-], [-], [-], [-], [-], [-], [-]. Candidates’ emoji packs will be made into PPT, and the projector specially made by Ao Zhishu is like playing a movie. Project the PPT onto the barriers of the two worlds for the opponent to see!
Let's scold them to death!
The scolding battle process will be broadcast live 24 hours a day in the live broadcast room!I hope everyone will watch and support!
The players almost fainted from laughter!I laughed so hard I don't know how to evaluate the official website!
"Wife, wife, it's true. The official used the flower and fruit CG gift package to deceive us into tears, and now it's coming again hahaha."
"Yeah, the previous flower and fruit CG gift pack made me talk to myself in front of the game every day, as if I could really communicate with them. Now they have connected reality with the game again, which is really becoming more and more real. "
"Admiration! Gap Village engages in production and self-rescue, and the monster village in the game also engages in production and self-rescue. This is the real online and offline linkage, and the tactics are backward!"
"The hand holding the cigarette trembled slightly. Can I say that I really believe that the rainy season in the Monster Village was caused by the power of the Monster World next door?"
"Hahahaha, maybe my son and daughter are really swearing and using magic tricks to expose the millet!"
"If it's true, then our partners are too miserable. Being bullied like this, the country won't let us stand up! (Qing Xiaoyan wipes tears.jpg)"
"So this is online and offline linkage. Our village didn't have electricity and internet access before, so we didn't dare to annoy the other party, otherwise life would be very inconvenient. Now it doesn't matter, we can operate mechanized! Take out the dryer!"
"Did you see the live broadcast of the merman! The merman stopped swimming and just sat on a rock by the sea and cursed at the sky."
"Hahaha I saw that there was actually a live broadcast of swearing, so I'm convinced. But if it's true, the next door can fight, and the waters of our non-frozen village will freeze, and the mermaids will really suffer."
"Yeah, back then there was no air conditioner or heater, so I don't know how the mermaids survived the winter."
"The anchor of the shark answered the netizens in the live broadcast room, saying that they could only live under the water for the whole winter at that time, and they were very depressed."
"His acting skills are really good. He cried while talking, saying that he ate raw and cold food for a whole month. He was fine, but the child was too miserable. He couldn't even eat hot food, and he couldn't go to the shore. Go play with friends."
"Xiao Yuren is still wiping her father's tears, so obedient. I knew it was fake, so I couldn't help crying."
"Although the video may be fake, if it is the world in the game, it is real. The villagers of our Shuiling Production Brigade encountered an extremely cold winter, so they could only live in the water and could not go ashore. In one winter, they could only Eating something cold and kids can't go out to school."
"Oh, so angry, can't we do something other than swearing at people with emoticons?"
"According to the game settings, it can't. After all, there are two worlds, and we can't beat them. And even if we pass, we definitely can't beat them."
"QAQ can only be bullied?"
"Now you can scold them, it's better than before."
"That's right, the monster village is getting better and better. Now that we have modern technology, we don't have to worry about them being disgusting."
"For the sake of my boys, I went to draw emoticons. I am not the reward of the Huaguo Gift Pack!"
"Speaking of which, this time the reward is also a separate CG, so envious."
"This time the CG will not be a curse, hahahaha."
"Swearing is also good. My favorite boy is gentle and never swears. I really want to see him swear."
"Hahahaha, have you seen the linkage of the Huaguo Army's official blog? The dimensional wall is broken!"
……
Huaguo Army: Please tell the demon world, please restrain the personnel, and don't do things that harm the friendship between the two worlds.
Dongfeng Express: Two-world express delivery, even if it is far away, it must be punished.
Hua Guo Air Force: The battle must be won!
Huaguo Navy: Can an aircraft carrier sail into the Yangtze River?
Players: ? ? ?
Players: Hahahaha the navy is so pitiful, the monster village is inland, if the two worlds are separated by a wall to fight |, the navy can only call on the sidelines hahahahaha.
The army's down-to-earth linkage made the players laugh uncontrollably, and they all laughed sincerely.Even netizens who don't play games can't help but join in, "Listen to the powerful demon world next door, don't go too far" has become a meme out of the circle.
But they didn't know that the higher-ups almost really planned to hold a military exercise in the monster village, and they were disgusted with each other.
Qing Yan kept wiping off his cold sweat.
Hurry up and play the PPT!immediately!Absolutely not to magnify the diplomatic issue!
As a result, the players really saw the game's official live broadcast room, where they scolded each other 24 hours a day.
The place where the camera lens is facing seems to be a vast starry sky.The starry sky lens is a beautiful galaxy.
And our side is emoticons.
This is embarrassing.
"I was just about to say, this starry sky special effect is too awesome. But as soon as I saw the emoji, I couldn't hold it back and sprayed out the fat house water."
"According to the explanation in the live broadcast room, the colorful special effects of the galaxy on the opposite side are the collision of auras of various attributes when the great powers fight. Some auras scattered to our side, disrupting the normal content of auras here, which is why it caused The weather is abnormal. It’s so reliable, I believe it!”
"The special effects over there are based on water-attribute aura, so it rains non-stop on our side? If it's true, Monster Village is too aggrieved."
"Don't be aggrieved now, look at our emoticons!"
"Can the other party really see it? It's so far away."
"The other party is a great power in the demon world. They must have good eyesight. I believe they can see it!"
"Even if they can see it, can they understand it?"
"There are introductions in the game. It's like people in the monster village can learn the characters of the demon world, and people in the demon world can also learn the characters of the human world. Therefore, they are all powerful, and they must be proficient in foreign languages from all walks of life!"
"That's right! Da Neng doesn't even know a foreign language! At least he can figure it out! He can definitely figure out the meaning of the emoji!"
"It's so reliable, so real, I believe it (funny)."
……
In the demon world, the two masters who were fighting suddenly felt a palpitation, and their "lines of sight" turned to the side of the barrier at the same time.
The pattern on the other side of the barrier, according to the normal physical laws, is smaller than the tip of a needle when viewed from their direction, and it is impossible for normal humans to see clearly.
But they are not normal human beings, they are powerful, how can the powerful be bound by the laws of physics?
They not only clearly saw the content of the emoji, but also saw the resentment and turbidity attached to it.
Resentment and turbidity rose, and the emoji "jumped" from the flat projection, condensing the resentment and turbidity into an entity.
"I don't want my face, but your mother is dead, is it really worth it?"
"Almighty and extraordinary, the left side of the face is longer than the right side."
"The demon face doesn't know where to go."
"Outside the long pavilion, beside the ancient road, Da Neng, you are shameless for bullying the villagers."
"Da Neng, it's time for skin care!"
……
Power of the demon world:? ? ?
Some of the words were too "esoteric" and they didn't understand them. Then they pinched their fingers together and finally understood what the other party meant.
The faces of the two were flushed.
1 years!The people, demons and other creatures who dare to scold them like that have already perished, how dare this group of ants!
So the two of them stopped fighting, and the spell slammed on the barrier.
Of course, they paid off.If you don't hold back, even if you are powerful, you will be killed by the backlash of the rules of heaven and earth.
Is it great?No matter how powerful you are, you are also powerful in the demon world, what does it have to do with me in the human world?
But they increased the aura turmoil, and the rain in the monster village became more severe.
The audience in the live broadcast room were startled, why is there such a sudden flash over there? !What happened? !
At this time, the official blog of the Monster Village Committee broadcast live simultaneously, and there was also an official real-time notification in the live broadcast room. The rainfall in the village increased, and the neighbors became angry!
Players don't know what to say.
Is your game official doing too much?When the rainfall in the village increases, do you add special effects in the live broadcast room at the right time?Is this linkage really good?We will really think you guys are the real Yokai Village (funny).
The official blog not only links the real rainfall with the live broadcast room, but also links the game.
An urgent task is released in the game, I hope the players of Liaozhai will work together to hate him!
Players are full of question marks.
How do we fight it?Brush up?Or kryptonite?
Qingyan is also having a headache, how to guide the wish power in the game, and then fuck him.
That Lao Shizi is so powerful, really disturbing the aura and increasing the rain in the monster village?You can make mistakes, we just scold you a few times, you are so irritable.If it weren't for the barriers between the two worlds, wouldn't you want to make the whole village die?
I'm furious!
"I have a solution." Ao Lang said, "Let the players send 'this spell' on the game world channel, and I will meet them."
"What spell?" Qing Yan asked.
"I am willing to lend my strength to Yazi." Ao Lang said.
Qing Yan: "... Is it really good for the spell to be so eloquent?"
Ao Lang said: "The mantra is to express what you think in your heart. What's wrong with the vernacular? As long as the wish is deep enough."
Qing Yan raised his forehead: "Okay, I'll make an announcement. Can I just post it in the game?"
Ao Lang said: "Now only psionic machines can collect wish power."
Qing Yan worried: "Will the server go down?"
Ao Lang said: "Then let's go down. Our server hasn't been down yet. Let's make an announcement in advance, saying that we will borrow the power of all players on the server. Please log off immediately if you brush your books. This downtime will not happen." compensate."
Qing Yan: "...I think they will definitely think that our downtime is also part of the game activities."
Ao Lang nodded: "So there is no need to compensate."
Qingyan sighed.I always feel that our game is so stingy.But... done!
Therefore, the game workers in the village immediately issued an announcement, guiding players to send "spells" on the World Channel.
In addition to the world channel, you can also chat in your own channel, or even use the voice function that comes with the game to speak.
Ao Zhishu of our village is angry and wants to give him a hard time!Use the resentment and turbidity of our human world to smear the other party's face.
Although it can't hurt the opponent, it's like throwing a stink bomb. Even if the opponent is powerful, he will be disgusted!
Players: ? ? ?
Are you serious?Is it really going to be a downtime?Are you kidding me?
"Impossible? The whole server is down? Will there be no problems with the server?"
"It's all down, there must be something wrong with the server (funny)."
"Wow, I only know that the whole server works together to fight the boss. I didn't expect this kind of full-server activity to exist."
"Emmmm, the whole server blows up the server of my game. Liaozhai is a genius in operation, I love it."
"Is it only through the game? Is it okay to paralyze Weibo?"
"The game announcement said that the willingness of Liaozhai workers can only be accumulated through the game server. Other places can cheer for our senior Leopard Dragon, but it's useless."
"Hey, I'm studying by myself at night, so I should go to the bathroom secretly. Anyway, I only need to send a sentence, and it won't take long."
"QAQ wait for me, my network signal is very bad now, I can't play the game!"
"Although I thought this event was very funny, I still took out my phone silently. It's hopeless."
"I remembered the movie version of Pretty Cure I watched. Everyone cheered for Pretty Cure with fairy wands."
"So at [-] o'clock in Secondary School, should we stand on the balcony, open the game, and use the voice system to cheer loudly?"
"Okay, I've decided to do it."
"I didn't expect that I was in my 30s, and suddenly I was in the second grade of QAQ, so shameful."
"Fuck, you don't give anything after casting this so-called spell, and there is a group of people who keep using it, everyone is crazy."
"The server is down and they don't give anything. The official blog said that they will give all their power to senior Bao Baolong, so they are free prostitutes, tsk tsk, I have never seen such a stingy official."
"Some game commentators and the media are getting angry. Saying that this activity is a failure will definitely cause resentment among players."
"Some players are calling it boring, but I think it's okay. I like the online and offline linkage method of Liaozhai."
"Hurry up and watch the live broadcast! Senior Leopard Dragon has appeared! Not only senior Leopard Dragon has appeared, but even Elder Bai Ze has shown his real body! Damn it! It’s like a blockbuster with special effects! Can the special effects of the live broadcast be so powerful! "
"Now Biz.com has issued an announcement saying that it fully supports the live broadcast and suspends other businesses. Damn it, are you serious?"
"The number of live broadcasts has exceeded [-] million, isn't this too exaggerated?"
"Several major official blogs on Weibo are forwarding this live broadcast room, as if they really want to fight with the demon world, what is this? I'm a little scared!"
"Some people in the industry interpreted it, saying that we are showing off special effects technology."
"It's possible. To be able to produce such realistic special effects in the live broadcast, there must be powerful technology behind it. Maybe this so-called live broadcast is just a cover, and we may be revealing something to the public."
"What kind of special technology can be used for special effects? Computer? It can't be a quantum computer, right?"
"Some bosses have already said that it may be quantum computer technology. The computing power of ordinary computers cannot support such powerful real-time special effects."
"Uh, isn't Monster Village a poor village? Why is it related to high technology?"
"Have you forgotten why Ao Zhishu was honored as a young scientist? He was originally engaged in the military industry!"
"Actually, the geographical environment and cultural customs of Monster Village are indeed very suitable for us to conduct confidential technology research."
"Yes, yes, it is difficult to leak secrets!"
"The excited fly rubs its hands, the left is Yazi, the right is Bai Ze, and in the middle is our emoji doll, so excited!"
"Because it's too unharmonious, but it's very real?"
"Where's Qing Xiaoyan? Does Qing Xiaoyan not show up?"
"As a human being, Qing Xiaoyan may not be able to participate in this battle, right?"
"Our server needs to gather willing power, so someone must control it? Qing Xiaoyan's stay on the ground is very consistent with the facts. Love it, love it, the official has taken this into consideration!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Leopard Dragon Senior has become so handsome! I will never laugh at Leopard Dragon again!"
"What leopard dragon! That's Yazi! It's Yazi, the guardian god of our monster village this year! Ahhhhhh!"
"Village Chief Bai Ze is so imposing, he has erected a barrier! Is the fight going to start?"
"Bai Ze protects the human world, Yazi is responsible for the attack, one attack and one defense, very reliable! Brothers and sisters, rush! Lend your strength to our patron saint!"
"It hasn't been said in the game that senior Ao is the big boss, but now it's revealed in the live broadcast.
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