Did the monster village get rid of poverty today?

Qingyan is not joking, this is indeed the job of the village officials.

The villagers have never used electrical appliances, although the village committee has held several villagers' meetings before to publicize the common sense of safe use of electricity; after the electricity is connected, booklets on safe use of electricity have already been distributed to every household.

But the villagers have never used it after all, and what is written in the brochure may be different from the actual operation.Moreover, there are always people who are cheap.

Most of the monsters have rough skin and thick flesh. They read that they are powerful in the safety manual, and they always want to try to see if it is really that powerful.

So since the power was turned on, several monsters asked Bai Ze to give first aid because they touched the electric plug.This is also one of the reasons why Bai Ze did not go to the imperial capital to report on his work with Ao Lang and Qing Yan this time.

Most of the adults are cheap, and the children are naughty.The safety of children using electricity is the top priority. Every child in Monster Village is precious. If any child has an electric shock accident.I'm sorry, Bai Ze got angry and pulled the switch directly.

Anyway, there was no electricity before, and everyone lived as usual.The grown-ups don't care, they love to die by themselves.If a child gets an electric shock, it is not good for an adult to take care of it, and the power will be cut off for a few days, so as to warn others.

Not convinced?If you are not convinced, go out of the village and sue me in the county!Otherwise, you can go to the Internet to seek justice!

Baize is fearless.

The villagers who were punished were obsequious, saying that feudalism oppressed the people, but there was really nothing they could do.

In addition to electricity safety accidents, villagers will also damage the electrical appliances at home because of unskilled operation or simple hands.

Now Bai Ze is arranging training for the villagers, hoping to add a group of electricians for his own use to the village, and he can't always find people from above.

The situation in Monster Village is special, and there is no way to find someone from the county, so they can only ask the higher-ups to arrange special people to repair electrical appliances for Monster Village. I can't stand it.

The Monster Village is not deserted, and electrical maintenance is not too difficult, let's arrange some masters to stay in the village to teach apprentices.After the church, we are self-sufficient.

But there is always a process of learning. Now Qingyan has to go door-to-door to collect electrical damage or other related problems in electricity and network usage, and arrange people to repair it after sorting it out.

"If it's a relatively simple problem, we can deal with it casually." Qing Yan taught Ao Gan while skillfully dismantling the precious radio of a tree demon old man with a screwdriver.

Obviously there is a TV and a mobile phone, but the dryad likes the radio.Because a human village official told him about the radio before, he missed his old friend.

Ao Gan saw that Qingyan took off the radio casing, cracked it a few times, then put the radio casing back, twisted the button, and said with a smile: "It's fixed."

He foolishly said, "That's great? Brother Yan, how can you still fix the radio?"

"It's so simple, just take a look at the circuit diagram and watch the videos on the Internet, and you'll be fine." Qing Yan said, "You can get started quickly if you learn."

real?Ao Gan didn't believe it.Could it be that when Brother Yan was working part-time, he also did maintenance work on electrical appliances?

He followed Qingyan and learned how to be a village official.In the past few days, Qingyan counted 50 households and helped more than [-] households deal with minor electrical problems.

From repairing light bulbs and removing dust from computers, from electric water heaters not working to air conditioners not heating and heating, from mobile phones crashing to routers disconnecting... Qingyan solved nearly half of the problems with ease.

Ao Gan was completely speechless.Is this really a minor problem that can be dealt with with just a glance at the wiring diagram?He doesn't believe it!

Ao Gan faltered and asked Ao Lang: "Brother, Brother Yan is fooling me, right? Brother Yan must have received special training!"

Ao Lang frowned and wondered: "What's so difficult about this? Just take a look at the wiring diagram and assembly diagram, and check it according to the instructions. If you really don't understand, just search for videos online. It's not difficult."

Ao Gan: "...Brother, don't be joking."

"Am I kidding?" Ao Lang was even more puzzled, "The wiring diagrams of these ordinary electrical appliances are all physics knowledge taught in high school, don't you know?"

I... of course I will!But even if I can, I don't know how to repair electrical appliances!

"You have a small problem with your own computer. Didn't you disassemble it yourself?" Ao Lang asked, "Such as removing dust, changing the fan, changing the memory stick, etc.?"

Ao Gan said weakly: "Of course it is sent for repair..."

Ao Lang patted Ao Gan's shoulder, but said nothing.

Nothing to say.

Although he is not a twin, he may still have taken away the nutrition of his younger brother who was not even a fertilized egg at birth, so that the younger brother's brain development is not perfect.

Speaking of which, Ao Gan and Ao Lang are several years old. When Ao Lang was born, Ao Gan didn't even have a cell, so he didn't know where it existed.

Ao Gan could feel his elder brother's dislike, so he couldn't help but joined the class group and changed the matter into a certain village official.

"Does the village official really have to deal with so many things? Also repair electrical appliances for the villagers?"

It is rare for the rich second-generation high-cold class grass to speak in the class group, and the students responded enthusiastically.For a while, the news of "I heard", "my friend", "my relative" and "I saw it on the Internet" made the group news boil.

"Of course, my relatives said that the village officials will repair the pigpens for the villagers. What are electrical appliances?"

"Grassroots cadres, it's normal. My sister works in the community and also repairs roofs for poor households. My sister is a girl, and she goes to repair roofs for others. You Pinpin, you Pinpin, what's the point of repairing an electrical appliance?"

"What kind of sheep pen, pig pen, chicken pen, duck pen, roof, windows, walls and floors, the grassroots cadres have to take care of it."

……

Ao Gan trembled.The village official is too troublesome?

No, no, he didn't ask that question.

Ao Gan continued to ask. The unknown village official said that he had never learned how to repair electrical appliances, but only read the manual and online video tutorials. Is this possible?

The students continued to talk hilariously, unwilling to show weakness in front of the rich second-generation class grass.

"What's so difficult about it? Now that the online videos are so detailed, it's easy to draw from the gourd."

"I don't know how to pretend, but I have supervised the decoration of my home, and I can still understand it."

"For computer dust removal, of course you have to dismantle it yourself."

"I took apart my grandpa's radio when I was a kid, it was really easy."

"How difficult can it be? What parts are broken, just replace them with new ones."

"It's written in the manual, of course follow the manual."

……

Ao Gan hugged his head like a meditating duck.

real?Don't lie to me?It's all very simple?Is your hands-on ability so strong?Why can't I?Am I really stupid?Aren't my eldest brother and I the same parents?

Ao Gan originally thought that the village official of Monster Village lived a relaxed and happy life just like the one described in Dian Niang's novels.

Regardless of how these completely different or even contradictory adjectives are put together, Ao Gan only scored 100 in Chinese in the college entrance examination, so it is not bad to remember so many adjectives.

He used so many adjectives to express one meaning, the life of the monster village official was completely different from what he had imagined.

It's too cumbersome!so boring!It's so smokey!Apart from the fact that the villagers are monsters and not humans, maybe the village officials here handle things similar to those in ordinary villages outside?

"It's still different." Qingyan looked at his younger brother who looked like a wilted cucumber, and his spirit and energy that belonged to the second disease of middle school almost dissipated, and comforted him, "In addition to the things that ordinary village officials do, I also You must also serve as a publicity committee member to spread the legends of monsters. Although they are all leading the villagers to make a fortune, while making a fortune, they must also take into account the promotion of monster culture.”

"Look, isn't this very different from other villages?"

Ao Gan's IQ was online at this time, and he was not deceived by Qingyan: "If you replace the monster with a certain ethnic minority, replace the monster culture with the local traditional ethnic culture, and replace the monster characteristics with local folk characteristics, the monster village and ordinary people want to create Is there any difference between ethnic minority villages with their own ethnic characteristics and customs signs?"

Qing Yan sighed: "There is a difference, and the difference is huge. Others can engage in tourism, but we can only engage in online tourism."

If tourism can be carried out, the monster villages will become rich villages one after another!

The corner of Ao Gan's mouth twitched.

Isn't it essentially the same!Monster Village is even worse!

disappointment.It's not the same in this novel at all.There is nothing domineering, exciting, or saving the world. Even ordinary village officials lead the villagers to get rich, and they can't rise in the sun when they become rich.

Today the tiger and the fox at the head of the village are fighting, tomorrow the merman and the shrimp monster at the end of the village are fighting for water, and the day after tomorrow two spirits of the same author will fight over who is the author's pinnacle work...

The village is full of such trivial matters!

"The big BOSS that destroys the world..." When Ao Gan was still not reconciled and asked if there were any hostile forces in the monster village, such as a vampire castle in a certain foreign country, Qing Yan's mind flashed the appearance of demonizing Ao Lang.

In fact... the demonized senior now has no BOSS aura at all. He is just an ordinary gamer who is eating potato chips and pouring fat house water, playing games on his body while whispering cursing.

"No way. I heard that the villages in foreign countries that are connected to the demon world are miserable, just like the Indian tribes. They are circled up to send some supplies, and then treat them as if they don't exist." Qing Yan said, " They don't have electricity or the internet, they can't go to the human world or the monster world, life is quite boring."

"In a few more generations, those places will probably be completely integrated into the demon world, right?" Qing Yan thought about what Bai Ze once said, "But don't worry, as long as there is a village left, the ventilation hole will be kept, and the two worlds will be separated." It won't go wrong."

Therefore, it is normal for foreign countries to be indifferent to this matter.As long as there is a "breathing channel", there will be nothing wrong with the two worlds, not just my own business.Moreover, even if there is a problem in my own village, it will be a few generations later. What does it have to do with me who will not be re-elected in the next term?

"Oh." While Ao Gan was disappointed, a trace of pride welled up in his heart somehow, "Then...is it possible for us to move all other villages to our country?"

Qingyan immediately turned his face off: "Don't, don't you think our country's poverty alleviation cadres are not tired enough? What do monsters in other countries have to do with us?"

Ao Gan looked at Qing Yan's selfish and petty face with a serious face, shocked!

Didn't my brother love the Holy Mother who loves the weak like his own family?What does it mean to think that our country's poverty alleviation cadres are not tired enough? !They are so pitiful, don't you feel heartache?

Qingyan clicked on the phone screen and found a picture of refugees: "Do you feel sad? Do you want to take them to your home and raise them well?"

Ao Gan frowned and shook his head vigorously: "No answer, no answer, I firmly oppose our country's acceptance of refugees!"

"That's right." Qing Yan put away his phone, waved his hand, and continued to work, "Is there any difference between monster refugees and human refugees? Monster refugees are more difficult to deal with than human refugees."

Ao Gan held his head and continued to meditate like a duck.

Yes, is that so?

When going home to sleep at night, after Qing Yan and Ao Lang kissed each other routinely, Qing Yan leaned on Ao Lang's shoulder and complained: "My brother is so stupid and naive. He actually said such childish things as accepting monster refugees."

Ao Lang frowned: "He still thinks that our poverty alleviation cadres are not tired enough? If you have that energy, why don't you pay more attention to your own economic construction?"

Qing Yan sighed: "That's what I said too."

Ao Lang said: "Probably because he majored in liberal arts, the liberal arts teachers in colleges are all a bit white-leftist. There is no way. After he becomes a qualified businessman, he will mature."

Qingyan continued to sigh.

This should be.There is no way, the foundation and market of social sciences are all abroad, and our liberal arts have been taught the same set of Western theories since elementary school.Although the people who compiled this theory did not believe it themselves, and the development history of foreign countries has also confirmed that these are bullshit, domestic liberal arts scholars regard these as the bible, completely forgetting that our country does not believe in the Holy Father and the Holy Mother.

"You should let my younger brother study science." Qing Yan said, "Even if it's not science, switch to business, why does he study sociology? What's the use of sociology? It's all nonsense."

"He's not good at mathematics, and he needs to learn advanced mathematics in business." Ao Lang debunked the most fundamental reason coldly.

Qing Yan was silent for a while, and asked in confusion: "I still need to learn the advanced mathematics in business? Isn't it easy to pass by just reading the textbooks and doing exercises after class?"

Ao Lang said: "I think so too, but he just can't. I guess he just doesn't want to study hard."

The two school masters deeply felt that it was not easy to educate their younger brother. Fortunately, they will have no children in the future, otherwise they might die of anger there.

For example, I easily double hundred in elementary school, and you are angry that you only scored double 99 points.

Ao Gan didn't know that he was judged by his two brothers as "just not studying hard".He has completely given up staying in the monster village as a village official.

Being a village official is not as good as being the president!At least being the CEO won't repair pig pens, sheep pens, chicken pens and duck pens for the villagers!

After giving up everything, Ao Gan began to refuse to work.

Village officials, village officials, I don't want to work, I'm here to play.I'm stroking the plush, drinking and chatting with the spirits, watching the sharks swimming, and watching the tigers and foxes fight in groups, isn't it okay?

Wow, the foxes in this village are so brave, they dare to fight with tigers!

"Ah, because the fox demon is very famous and has enough faith, so the demon power is also sufficient." Qing Yan said, "The strength of the monster has little to do with its original shape."

Otherwise, monsters whose original form is flowers and plants will be eaten by monsters who have turned into spirits from animals?

"It's okay if you don't want to follow me to do things in the village, but you have to do things, and your parents will criticize me." Qing Yan was not very polite to Ao Gan, "Go and help your brother maintain the game."

Ao Gan raised his hand: "I have absolutely no problem with this!"

Qing Yan nodded.

Ao Gan is quite afraid of Ao Lang, and even more afraid that Ao Lang will be disappointed in him, so it's better to let Ao Lang look at him.

In front of me, this kid is doing all kinds of tricks and tricks.Qing Yan said in his heart.

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Ao Gan finally stopped talking about saving the world, and began to follow Ao Lang to work on operations and procedures. Luo Huan finally called.

"The re-examination results are very good. I will form a team and come here soon." Luo Huan said, "You greeted the higher-ups, right? The higher-ups asked me to promote this TV series. This TV series is in the second half of the year." China TV is the main event. I am under a lot of pressure."

"What do you say hello? That's called a work report. I'm not qualified to say hello to the top, only the bottom to say hello to us." Qing Yan said with a smile, "Mr. Luo, why are you so stressed? You don't even press the big screen, why are you afraid of the small screen?"

"Isn't it true that I haven't directed a small screen before?" Luo Huan sighed half-truthfully.

"What's so difficult about this? We're shooting a unit drama, so let's treat it as a string of multiple movies." Qing Yan said, "Mr. Luo, stop joking, I'll wait for you."

"Brother!" Mo Xiaobao started howling.

Qing Yan said: "I'm teaching computer lessons to the children in the village primary school. Mo Xiaobao heard your voice and was about to die of anxiety."

He handed the phone to Mo Xiaobao.

Holding the phone, Mo Xiaobao laughed so hard that he couldn't see his eyes: "Brother, I miss you."

"Xiaobao, I miss you too, are you good?" Luo Huan's tone was very gentle, as gentle as talking with his son on the phone.

"Xiaobao is very good, he didn't pull his mother's hand, and he didn't get beaten by his mother." Mo Xiaobao said in a milky voice.

Luo Huan laughed: "Okay, Xiaobao is the most obedient. When brother comes back, bring Xiaobao a big gift bag of snacks!"

Mo Xiaobao said: "Don't want a big gift bag of snacks, my mother said to eat less snacks. Xiaobao wants a panda backpack."

Luo Huan laughed even harder: "Okay, I'll bring you a panda schoolbag!"

When hanging up the phone, the singer who worked well with Luo Huan said, "Your brother? Your stepmother finally gave birth?"

"Where? This is my mother's younger brother. He's so cute." Luo Huan said.

The singer was not an insider in Monster Village, so he asked a few more questions about Luo Huan's brother, but seeing that Luo Huan didn't want to say more, he didn't continue to ask.

He found Luo Huan this time because he wanted to hear the news from above and to cooperate with Luo Huan.

The music songs used in Luo Huan's previous movies were quite casual, almost pure music, and he rarely collaborated with singers, and when he found collaborations, he had to sing along with him, which made it difficult for the sound repairer.

TV dramas need opening and ending songs, and China TV will escort them. Even if Luo Huan doesn't pour water into TV dramas like other producers do, the content of [-] episodes will be reduced to [-] or [-] or even hundreds of episodes, and the titles of [-] or [-] episodes End credits and interludes, if they are good enough, can also become classics.

The singer thought his songs were of good quality, and wanted to take a ride with Luo Huan.If possible, it would be nice for him to play a supporting role in the play, and the song will be given away for free.

"This time the TV series is led by the higher-ups. The actors' positions have been pre-determined, and the supporting roles have been determined. All of them will be performed by villagers." Luo Huan revealed a little gossip, "The songs are also produced by villagers, and outsiders are not allowed to come."

"In the village?" The singer was stunned for a moment, then recalled Luo Huan's previous short video, and said, "The village that has been particularly hyped for poverty alleviation recently? As for it? It's just a game, and you're making a TV series?"

"It's not just for shooting, but their village has money, so they decided to shoot by themselves." Luo Huan said.

Take it yourself?Can I get permission from the above by taking pictures by myself?Can I still invite you, a great movie director?The singer looked suspicious.

Luo Huan was not ready to continue answering.

The water is very deep, so don't ask, it's useless to ask.If at this time, some leader ran out and said that I must ask you to do something, otherwise I will get stuck on your procedures.

Oh, then wait to be cleaned up.

Don't wait for the higher-ups to make a move, do you know that the half-monsters who came out of the Monster Village to "beg for a living" are the second and third generations?Those older second and third generations have become one generation.Everyone is waiting for the TV series in their hometown, who dares to get stuck?

The singer couldn't get any further news, so he walked away.

After the singer came, Luo Huan successively received calls from several actors, singers, and even the director.

One of the directors who was much more famous than Luo Huan, known as the "National Teacher" was particularly depressed.He has more qualifications than Luo Huan, and he knows many more bosses than Luo Huan. Why can Luo Huan get first-hand information but not him?What is going on in this village?

"That village is the hometown of the big figures above." Luo Huan revealed a little bit, which is actually the same as not revealing anything, "It is also the hometown of my old man."

"Oh, that's it." The famous director realized that it was a private matter.Forget it, stop prying.

I have long heard that the village is the descendant of the people sent by the aristocratic family to guard the dragon's veins. After the founding of the New Hua Kingdom, many people came out of the village, and many people stayed in the village.

The people who came out really had an extraordinary status.

Moreover, maybe that place is really a dragon's vein.The older and more superstitious famous director dared not ask any more.

Luo Huan was like practicing Tai Chi. After pushing away all the inquirers, he contacted a group of half-monster friends and prepared to go to the monster village to start filming.

Before leaving, his father and stepmother specially saw him off, and asked him for a photo of Mo Xiaobao, which seemed extremely rare.

Luo Huan was full of question marks.Mo Xiaobao is my younger brother, my half-brother, but what does it have to do with you?That's all for the stepmother, the stepmother is an unmarriageist, and she likes the fluffy dumplings, what are you doing, dad?That's the child of your ex-wife after remarriage, don't you feel uncomfortable looking at it?Why are you still a good son?Who is your son!

"I really want to move my son." Luo's father looked aggrieved, "But the divorce was too ugly, Hongmei will definitely not let me go."

"I can go! I can go!" The stepmother looked excited, "I want to be Xiaobao's godmother!"

"Forget it, the Monster Village still doesn't allow outsiders to enter the village." Luo Huan ruthlessly rejected his parents' request, feeling very tired.

The wife and son saw Mo Xiaobao's photo - the human version, and liked it very much.

"It's much cuter than Xiaoluo when she was a child. This chubby face and this silly little expression are so cute." The wife was overwhelmed by the cuteness, "Can I kiss my uncle?"

Little Luo puffed up her chest: "I will protect Uncle! Can I give Uncle my toy gun! Will Uncle like me!"

"..." Luo Huan didn't know what to say.

Why do everyone want to rob him of his brother?Is my brother so cute?

Luo Huan glanced at his brother's photo again.

Well, there is.heart block.

This kind of heartache lasted until he brought the crew into the village.

"Ouch, Xiaobao, let uncle pinch it." Hey, your seniority is wrong!You are Xiaobao's uncle, so am I your junior!

"Xiaobao's bear ears are so cute, they are round!" Don't pinch, pinch, put down your salty pig hands!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'""Did the dark eyeleyes still look alive?You are not mentally retarded!

"Consummation, let me take a sip, just one sip!" Go away!Don't sexually harass my underage brother!

"Hey, baby panda, hey, hey." Cover your brother's eyes, don't look at dirty things!

……

"Brother?" The giant panda baby who just jumped out of the house was so scared that it went straight into Luo Huan's arms.

"Don't be afraid, they are bad people." Luo Huan comforted softly.

Mo Xiaobao: "???"

Friends: "???"

Qing Yan choked with a smile: "Luo, Teacher Luo, don't scare Xiaobao."

"Teacher Qing!" Mo Xiaobao waved his bear paw, trying to jump into Qing Yan's arms.

Qingyan took over Mo Xiaobao with Luo Huan's regretful expression, and rubbed Mo Xiaobao's head: "I'm going to be late, hurry up and go to school!"

Mo Xiaobao froze all over, even the bear hair seemed to explode.

"Yeah!" Mo Xiaobao was so anxious that he couldn't even speak human words. He jumped on the ground and turned into a child. He turned over and rode on a small children's bicycle with guard wheels parked at the door, and rushed all the way to the school. go.

"Hey, be careful, don't fall down, I can drive..." Before Luo Huan finished speaking, Mo Xiaobao had disappeared.

He complained: "You actually let elementary school students ride their bicycles to school? Are you afraid that they will fall?"

"It's not that you don't know how skinny and thick giant panda babies are. They will be fine if they fall from a tree several meters high." Qing Yan was also worried at first, but later found out that this group of fluffy pandas often wrestled and played. Just calm down.

"He's not a real giant panda." Luo Huan was still worried.

"Don't worry, there are guard wheels. No one in our village can afford a car except for the village chief's family. Now the village is very safe." Qing Yan said, "Maybe in the future, the villagers will not buy cars after they can afford them."

In villages, electric cars and bicycles are more than enough.Even if you buy a car, it is probably a tractor, a volcano wheel and other agricultural machinery.

"Your brother is so cute." The half-demons of the film crew dispersed in a hurry, looking for their fathers and mothers.

Their age, parents in the village, have not passed away.Some already have new family members, and some already have new children.

The half-demon with younger brothers and sisters smiled and bloomed, and the flowers were more brilliant than the flower demons in the village.

Ouch, I want to spoil my poor monster siblings who can't leave the village for the rest of my life!

The half-demon who has not yet had a child eagerly wants her parents to have a child, and then trembles aside when her parents quarrel over who should have a child.

The half-demon whose parents are still single began to urge marriage...

"I urge you to grow up! I urge you to blow your dog's head! Do you know how good it is to be single!" Obviously, urging your parents to get married will only result in a violent beating.

However, the half-demons get along quite well with their family members whom they haven't seen for a long time.The villagers of Monster Village are really kind and simple, even the local ruffians are very cute.

"Among the half-demons, there is one generation of half-demons, and some have developed better, so they know the news about the monster village." Qing Yan introduced to Ao Gan, "The country always needs someone to handle the affairs of the monster village. If not enough, the others will be selected from the second and third generation half-demons."

Because monsters can live to be a hundred years old, most of the relatives of the second generation, third generation and half monster are also alive.

"I'm the second-generation half-demon?" Ao Gan understood and puffed up, "So even though I'm not a village official, I actually took the script of the protagonist!"

Ao Lang said unhappily: "If I let you become a village official, you will quit in one day."

Ao Gan hesitated for a second.

Why doesn't he do it?It's just too difficult for a grassroots cadre of poverty alleviation to recognize his own ability.Why is it harder than being the president!

No wonder Brother Yan said not to increase the workload of poverty alleviation cadres.

"What can I do?" Ao Gan was eager to try as it was the first time he saw the crew of a TV series.

"If you want to be in the back office, you can hang out with the back room team; if you want to be a part-timer, ask Teacher Luo if there is anything you can do." Qing Yan didn't have the slightest psychological burden of placing acquaintances in the crew.

Aren't they all acquaintances in this crew?

After the crew rested for a few days and got acquainted with their relatives, they began to worship the heavens and hold the start-up ceremony for the official filming.

Luo Huan and Qing Yan have discussed the script and actors on the Internet, and the actors have temporarily put down their work and are ready to join the group at any time.

It just so happens that the spring planting is over now, and the remaining farm work is not heavy.Now with the help of agricultural machinery, the work efficiency has improved a lot, and the villagers are quite free.

"Sacrificing to heaven?" Qing Yan was curious, "Sacrificing to what?"

He knew early on that the production crew was superstitious, and before the filming started, there would be a launching ceremony and a table of sacrifices to worship the gods, but he didn't know how to do it yet.

"Of course it's worship..." A young man paused, "Our village has Bai Ze and Shenlong. Isn't it good to worship other gods?"

"Then worship the gods in the village." A girl said, "The Five Spirit Hall enshrines five divine beasts, plus the divine beasts Bai Ze and Shenlong?"

"Then why don't we go to the temples of the Five Spirits Hall to worship one by one, and what kind of opening ceremony are there?" A middle-aged man said, "It's more sincere."

"That's right, just burn incense in the Hall of Five Spirits."

"Make a delicious table again, and invite the village head and branch secretary to dinner."

"Inviting Village Chief Bai and Ao Zhishu to dinner counts as a sacrifice?"

"Of course, all the things that were sacrificed before were thrown away, and now they can really enter the belly of the sacred beast that was sacrificed."

"The original shape of our Ao Zhishu is really Leopard Dragon, right?"

"What's wrong with the Leopard Dragon? The dragon's scales are not pure color, did you provoke you? The Leopard Dragon is number one in the world!"

……

Ao Lang, who was recording the equipment list of the crew, broke the gel pen in his hand.

Leopard Dragon!Leopard Leopard Dragon, your ancestor!Is this stalk impossible!

"Xiao Ao, after discussing with the crew, we decided that you don't need to use PS for the color of your scales." Luo Huan said, "Now the leopard dragon is very popular. The leopard dragon is the characteristic of our village. The boss uses the leopard dragon." How about it?"

Ao Lang gritted his teeth: "No way!"

"It's decided like that!" Luo Huan left in a hurry, he was both the director and the lead actor, and he was very busy.

Ao Lang: "..." Are you discussing with me? !Are you negotiating! ! "

"Calm down, if you really object, he won't insist." Qing Yan patted Ao Lang on the shoulder and said.

Ao Lang glanced at Qing Yan depressedly.This guy, knowing that he can't go to Luo Huan to object, doesn't it seem that he cares about this matter?

He doesn't care.What happened to the scale color?Is he a dragon who cares about looks?

"They all said that my acting skills are very good, and I can even appear on the big screen. Maybe I can really become a movie star by relying on our village's movies in the future." Qing Yan joked, "But the first thing to do is to become a movie star It's the senior, there is no one in this world who is more handsome than the senior!"

"No dragon!"

Ao Lang felt relieved.

What's wrong with Leopard Dragon, Qing Xiaoyan likes the color of her scales.

Therefore, Ao Lang did not object, and the crew started filming.

The whole crew started filming like crazy.

"Yo yo yo, Yue Nv sword is too powerful! It really stabbed in, and the blood was so high that I relied on the medical team to organize it!!!"

"Mommy, I want to marry Liang Yinqiang. Zhao Yun must be as handsome as Liang Yinqiang!"

"I'll rest for a while and draw cards first. All the cards can be drawn for nothing, please wait for the follow-up event, wait for the ass! The bright silver gun is mine, draw the sword! No, no, big sister Yue Nv Jian, I It’s not about making you draw your sword.”

"Teacher Qianli, add a color to the clouds and mist. Yes, yes, it is this kind of turquoise, which is great! It is indeed the leader of the blue-green landscape painting!"

"Ao Zhishu, shine a light on it, a golden light will do, it will flash behind Director Luo's head."

"Little Treasure, run over here and make a face at me... Ouch, my brother is indeed a natural born actor! The camera looks great!"

"Brother, this is how you fight this time. You first set up a mound of soil, and then when he hits the water, you disperse the mound, and then turn it into spikes, yes, yes, the kind of thorns in the game."

"Don't hit the fireball crookedly!!! Do you know how expensive this instrument is! Millions of units!!"

"Fly, yes, fly like this...brother, your tail is exposed."

"Don't fight, don't fight, don't really fight! Stop! Stop!"

"Water overflowing...don't, don't, don't really overflow! If the water rises, I'll rely on it!!!"

"I wipe, who put the electricity? Who put the electricity!!!! All the shots were scrapped!!!!"

"Stop, stop, start again... I'll wipe it, don't just drop it! Medical team!!!!"

……

"I think it would be a good TV series if we filmed our process of filming the TV series." Qing Yan folded his arms and rubbed the goose bumps on his arms.

Ao Lang's face was disheveled.

He and Bai Ze are "firefighters", responsible for rescuing the villagers who have lost their way.

The "special effects" in TV dramas are not lethal, they just need to look good.Although the villagers have little demon power, they can still do this kind of "magic" like juggling.

But sometimes, this group of people is too wild, and the spells they create can't be controlled, and accidents often happen.

Fortunately, Ao Lang had the foresight to protect the equipment early on, otherwise these villagers would immediately get him hundreds of thousands of debts.

Later, Ao Lang let the photography spirit tool be the main force for shooting, and faced with the equipment being scrapped accidentally.

The equipment was nothing more than that, and the villagers called and fought, and even made real fire.

Especially the weapons and spirits, once you start fighting, you can't hold them back.Those who came out of fighting on the battlefield don't know what it means to stop.

You cut me a hole, you poked a hole in me, and the faces of the half-demons in the crew were so frightened that they turned pale.

Undercover girl, these monsters are too scary!This minute homicide!

Bai Ze shouted with a loudspeaker in the crew: "Whoever is injured again, it will die! Go squat down and lick the wound!"

"No! Cure! La!"

Well, the village chief is crazy, it's time for the villagers to calm down.