Did the monster village get rid of poverty today?

Qing Yan laughed.

The mother of the country who was joking seemed to have shed the halo of the upper class, and was as naughty and lively as a little girl.Qing Yan, who was under great pressure, was relieved.

While helping to cook, he cleared his mind.

Although the two of them are village officials in name, the senior is the only dragon in China.With this status, isn't it a matter of course to go to our Great Elder's house for dinner?

As Long's boyfriend, it's normal for him to visit the Great Elder's house with some light.

Look at other seniors, not only returning here is like returning to their own home, but also dare to complain about the elder's poor game playing skills.

The big elder's resentful little eyes showed that he was often teased by our seniors before.

Uh……

Qing Yan couldn't bear it anymore, wiped his hands, rushed into the living room and patted Ao Lang on the shoulder and said, "You go to the kitchen to help, and I will bring the elder to the top."

Ao Lang, who was very irritable while playing the game, immediately ran to the kitchen and told the elder with his actions that you are so hot that people can't look at him directly, and he doesn't want to play with you.

"Great Elder?" The Great Elder pointed at himself, "That's an interesting title. Dragon Cub has been irritable since he was a child, and now that he has a wife, someone can finally take care of him."

"I can't control it, he will still scold his teammates when playing games." Qing Yan dared to complain.

The great elder laughed.

Qingyan didn't lower his voice, Ao Lang listened to Qingyan's constant "bad things" about him, and his expression was a little listless, unable to raise his energy.

The mother of the country couldn't help laughing: "You two have such a good relationship, you should be happy."

The corner of Ao Lang's mouth twitched, unable to smile.He wanted to be more handsome and reliable in front of Qingyan.

The mother of the country smiled and shook her head, but did not persuade Ao Lang.

When a man is really in a relationship, he is stupid. It is easy to think too much, and it is useless to persuade him.

……

Although Ao Lang only knew how to serve noodles, he was proficient in the most basic tasks of cutting and choosing vegetables.

Soon, a table with four meat, two vegetables and one soup was served.Another "dish" is crucian carp soup dumplings. The crucian carp soup is heated in a casserole, and the raw dumplings are set aside, and the dumplings are served when it is time to eat.

There is no habit of keeping silent on the table, the elder and the mother of the country are talking about the lives of Ao Lang and Qing Yan while asking about the situation in the village.

After learning that everything in the village is fine, all economic construction is on track, and only the Jinling production brigade has a little trouble, the elder said: "The Academy of Sciences has a solution for the infrastructure construction of the strong magnetic zone, regardless of the cost. The Ling production brigade connected the electricity and the Internet.”

Qing Yan quickly said: "We will find a way to solve the follow-up maintenance costs by ourselves!"

The Great Elder smiled and said, "Good boy. Capable."

The matter was roughly settled in this way, and they talked about the future work arrangements.

"The fame of Liaozhai Games has already been established, and the popularity of live broadcasts and short videos is also very high. Teacher Luo said that after his legs are reexamined and there is no problem, he will come to our village to film a fairy TV series." Qing Yan said.

The Great Elder was curious: "Didn't Luo Huan only make movies? I remember that the directors who make movies won't go back to make TV dramas. If they say that, they are not compelling enough, so they will be said?"

Qingyan was not surprised that the elder knew about Luo Huan.The elders must know the top group of people in every industry.

"Ms. Luo doesn't care about the style. He said that TV dramas can bring more fame to Liaozhai. After the TV dramas become popular, no one will watch the movies." Qing Yan said, "The TV dramas in our village must be produced by The village committee and Mr. Luo donate money, and there is no way to get other sponsorships. So be careful."

The Great Elder nodded: "I'm not worried about the special effects. Look for the screenwriter carefully, and let you villagers and Luo Huan think about it. After the film is finished, show it to me. I've passed the test here, and I'll show you CTS."

Qing Yan said with a smile: "With Teacher Luo here, there is absolutely no problem!"

The elder was very satisfied.It's good for a lad to have confidence.He just likes such a vigorous young man.

Ao Lang has been eating vegetables next to him as a background board, occasionally chatting with the mother of the country, and handing over the home court to Qingyan.

The person he likes is excellent, and he hopes to let all the elders he cares about know about it.

The mother of the country knew that Ao Lang was showing off, she smiled and said: "In terms of dealing with things, Xiaoyan is much better than you."

"Before my mind and soul were split, I was very strong in handling things." Ao Lang felt that he still had to defend himself a little.

The mother of the country thought for a while, and said: "You think too much. After the schizophrenia, you are not interested in anything, and you are cold to people you don't know, but you are easier to get along with. Before the schizophrenia... Alas, your child's temper Too grumpy."

Ao Lang: "..." Is there any? !

Qing Yan pricked up his ears and "stealed" it openly, then turned his head and smiled and endured very hard.

Ao Lang: "..." I'm so angry, but those present are either elders or babies, so I can't be angry.

The Great Elder didn't give Ao Lang any face at all, even when he was eating, he laughed loudly like a bell.

Qingyan suddenly felt that the Great Elder and Village Chief Bai Ze were very similar at this moment.

……

In the evening, Qing Yan and Ao Lang naturally stayed at the Great Elder's house.

The next day, the two of them went with the Great Elder to find other people for a meeting.

There were very few people at the meeting, and they were all qualified to know about the monster village.This group of elderly people who looked very energetic ran to masturbate Ao Lang while asking Qingyan to report to work.

Ao Lang was so aggrieved that he changed back to his original shape, and was beaten by these old people.

touch what?Even if you touch you, you will not be infected with the dragon spirit.

Curious.

"Come, come, let me check again." An old man in a white coat touched Ao Lang's horns very strangely, "The data of this physical examination are much more normal, and there are not so many unhealed wounds on his body. , As expected, having a family is different."

Qing Yan, who was reporting to work, had a big red face.

These old people... are really disrespectful.

After the meeting and the physical examination, Ao Lang looked as if a layer of scales had been peeled off. His expression was weak, decadent and pitiful, which made Qingyan... Qingyan laughed out loud.

Then Qingyan was punched by Ao Lang's soft fist.

"Really tired?" Qing Yan said, "Why do you let them toss without getting angry?"

"What's there to be angry about? Physical examination." Ao Lang said weakly.

Although it is a group of laymen helping an insider to give him a medical examination, but at this time, only those laymen can be allowed to come, can't let a group of ignorant young people come?

Of course, Ao Lang didn't deny that these old and disrespectful guys just wanted to fuck the dragon.

But the uncles and aunts who watched him grow up, they lent him the opportunity of the physical examination to touch the scales and the horns of the dragon, could he still be angry?

Qingyan continued to hold back his laughter.

Although the senior's expression is very upset, but his behavior is really filial, just like when facing the village chief Bai Ze.

While chatting, the two arrived at the home of Ao Lang's parents.

Originally, none of Ao Lang's parents was surnamed Ao. Ao Lang changed his surname after confirming his return to his ancestors, and then his father changed his surname along with him.

Qingyan said that there is nothing to vomit...it's strange.

Ao's father is a middle-aged man who looks very gentle, while Ao's mother has a serious face, which reminds Qingyan of his class teacher in high school.

feel a little scared.

Brother Ao wore a golden hair and looked rebellious: "Hey, brother, sister-in-law."

Brother Ao's greetings are normal, but his tone always feels a bit yin and yang.

Ao Lang glanced at his younger brother and continued to look depressed. After greeting his parents and introducing Qingyan, he looked gloomy and refused to speak.

Ao's father and Ao's mother knew that Ao Lang had just finished the physical examination and was definitely not feeling well, so they asked Ao Lang to lie on his stomach and shut himself up.The two of them took Qingyan and started chatting.

Apart from the above few, only Bai Ze knew about Ao Lang's schizophrenia - although the villagers had guessed it long ago, they (once) pretended not to know on the surface.

But people in the human world definitely don't know about this.

So Ao's father and Ao's mother didn't know about Ao Lang's schizophrenia.They were just always worried that Ao Lang would be lonely for the rest of his life due to his arrogance and special status.

This is actually nothing. There are many people who live alone in the monster village, and the dragons who return to their ancestors hardly find a partner.But they are still human minds after all, and they are still very happy to see their son has found an excellent partner.

As for the partner being a man, that's fine.If their son was human, they probably would have a little difficulty accepting it—and then forcing themselves to accept it.If you don't accept it, you can't, the son is not a person who will be restrained by his parents.

But the son is a dragon, if he finds a daughter-in-law who can give birth to a child, if the child is a half-demon, he will be separated from the son and daughter-in-law, or the daughter-in-law will take the child away, wouldn't the son be even more lonely?If the child born is a monster, even if there is electricity and the Internet, they will feel very distressed when they think that their grandchildren will stay in that small village all their lives and cannot go out.

When monsters don't need their children to take care of them, they are not afraid of being lonely in their later years. It is really suitable to find an excellent son and daughter-in-law.

They have learned about Qingyan, they know that Qingyan is born gay, and there is no need to worry about his son "breaking" him, which would be a moral hazard; Morality and flexibility, they appreciate.

Qingyan committed suicide, only the dormitory auntie and the class teacher knew about it, so they naturally didn't find out.But what they could find was enough to make them feel sorry for Qingyan.

Such a good child, how can the parents have the heart?

However, the parents had a new son in the second year after they kicked Qingyan out of the house. Now the family is busy with the new son's kindergarten, and has completely forgotten about Qingyan.

It is said that Qingyan's name has been crossed out from the genealogy and cannot be buried in the ancestral grave after death.

Ao's father and Ao's mother were very puzzled.For a while cheating marriage, for a while genealogy, for a while ancestral graves, does this family have the throne and inheritance?Their son is a dragon, what did they say?

Because of her heartache and the long-term worry that her son might be lonely for the rest of her life, even the very serious mother Ao tried her best to be kind to Qingyan.

Ao Lang's identity and their careers made it impossible for them to get close to Ao Lang.They were very happy to have someone to accompany Ao Lang.

Qingyan could see that they were carefully flattering them, and felt very sour and envious.

Even though we don't see each other often, the senior has a pair of parents who really love him.He is happy for the senior.

Brother Ao said hello to Qingyan, but he didn't pester Qingyan to talk - he was probably quite shy after giving Qingyanqing that funny gift box set.

He can mess around through the Internet, but after the real person appeared in front of him, he panicked a little.

When Qingyan looked away, Brother Ao immediately looked away in a panic. Although he tried his best to hide it, his expression was still extremely cowardly.

Ao's father and Ao's mother knew what stupid things the youngest son had done - they helped send the courier, otherwise how could they have reached the monster village?Although they were speechless at the time, they really wanted to see the embarrassment of the youngest son when he woke up after doing something stupid.

Well, that's how it is now.

The youngest son is obviously a soft little bun filled with plain stuffing, but he still shows a rebellious look with his teeth and claws. It's so funny.

It was even more fun to watch his awkward appearance in front of the elder brother whom he admired and envied.

"Bored? Play games with me." Ao Lang hooked his fingers at his stupid brother.

Brother Ao said disdainfully, "No play!"

After all, he paused, and continued to disdain: "You know how to curse!"

Qing Yan glanced over with condemning eyes.Bringing my younger brother to play games and swearing at others, senior, don't tell me that this kind of thing only happens on the night of the new moon.

Even though Ao Lang was stared at by Qingyan, he didn't feel guilty at all.My younger brother is too good at playing games, what's wrong with scolding my younger brother as a big brother?Isn't the younger brother just for training?

In the end, Ao Lang went to play games with Ao's younger brother, while Qing Yan talked to Ao's father and Ao's mother about work.

Whether it is the research project Ao's mother is working on or Ao's father's company, they can cooperate with Monster Village.Instead of going to someone you don't know, you should feel more at ease through the channels of your own family.

When Luo Huan's re-examination is over, the TV drama crew will enter the stage.As Luo Huan said, it is very difficult to advertise this TV series, but if you know your own family, you can use other models to place advertisements, such as joint products, TV series, and games.

Qingyan is very confident that the TV series filmed in his own village, whether it is appearance, "special effects", plots are absolutely excellent, camera language and acting skills, etc., will not be a problem if Mr. Luo checks them out.

Without capital intervention, with the popularity of the game and the original work of Liao Zhai, as well as the reputation of a great director Luo Huan, the higher-ups have said that as long as the quality passes the standard, what kind of star will you get, and you can directly push it at [-]:[-] prime time on China TV Comprehensive Channel , and the traffic will never be lacking.

Cooperative advertisers will definitely earn a lot of money.

Ao's father and Ao's mother naturally believed in their son's strength.Even if they don't believe it, just because Ao Lang wants to appear as the protagonist in it, and he is also a high-profile villain, they have to spend money to support it.

Don't talk about cooperation, take out tens of millions, and make your son a star, isn't it delicious?

Anyway, Ao's father and Ao's mother thought it was very fragrant.

But when it was confirmed that the two of them would spend money, Qingyan acted in a businesslike manner, came up with a detailed cooperation and win-win plan, and calculated the risks and benefits clearly, which still made them feel very comfortable.

Not taking advantage of his parents, but pulling them to make money together, this child is capable, filial, and considerate enough!

That night, Ao's father and Ao's mother tossed and turned, but couldn't sleep.

"Honey, I always feel... Xiao Lang has treated Xiao Yan badly." Papa Ao said.

Mama Ao sighed.

Although as a mother, she must have a mother's filter for her son, let alone his son is good enough.But Qingyan is also very good, even if he is born gay, but if he leaves Monster Village, Qingyan will definitely have a wider space for development-with Qingyan's graduate school, talent and appearance, he will definitely be able to easily be successful.

Sexuality or something, is it difficult for someone with good looks and talent to go abroad?There are also many opportunities for overseas development.

It's not like now, when you do things with your hands tied, you stay in the village for most of the year, and Qingyan can't enjoy all the things that rich people should enjoy, not even a round-the-world trip.

Ao's father and Ao's mother were still depressed the next day, but Ao's younger brother rolled his eyes when he heard about their troubles: "You guys are overthinking. A human can live in a monster village, play with a group of monsters every day, and can casually masturbate rare and protected animals. As long as there is electricity and internet, I am happy to live there for the rest of my life.”

"What about traveling around the world, isn't it nice to stay at home?" Brother Ao sighed.

Ao's father and Ao's mother did not want to pay attention to Ao's younger brother.They have a deep generation gap with Brother Ao.

But Qing Yan is actually about the same age as Brother Ao, and the generation gap between them is not deep.

It's all connected to the electricity and the Internet. How can a house be a house?Isn't the monster village with beautiful mountains, clear waters and outstanding people fragrant?If immigration is open, many young people are willing to live there for the rest of their lives.Don't talk about traveling, I don't even bother to leave the house.

Oh, you can play rare animals, watch sharks swimming, flower demons and fox demons sing and dance, and instrumental spirits play pianos, dance swords and paint?Then go out!

Qing Yan didn't feel wronged at all.

How could it be wronged?

Ao's father and Ao's mother were puzzled: "Really not wronged?"

Ao Lang said unhappily: "What about being wronged? Can you still separate us?"

"Senior, speak well." Qing Yan whispered.

Ao Lang: "...Don't worry, Mom and Dad, I will never let Xiaoyan feel wronged!"

Brother Ao: "Pfft, scratch your ears."

Ao Lang: "Oh, single dog."

Brother Ao: "..." QAQ I hate big brother!

"That's right, you can also find us a girlfriend, or a boyfriend." After accepting the setting of a boyfriend, Ao's father thought that it doesn't matter even if the youngest son finds a boyfriend.

Succession?It doesn't matter.Anyway, with the appearance of my youngest son who often stays up late to play games, grills skewers, beer, and eats too much water, he must die behind the eldest son.

The monster's physique, although the body will age with age, but the mental head and physical strength will still be healthy and sufficient, the eldest son will definitely be able to provide for the younger son until the end of his life, they are not worried.

Brother Ao:? ? ?

Parents?Well, it is indeed a dear father and mother!

Seeing the family bullying younger brother Ao, Qing Yan couldn't help laughing out loud, and felt even more envious in his heart.

"What are you envious of? What's mine is yours." Ao Lang lazily pulled Brother Ao in front of him, "Your stupid brother will also share half with you."

Qing Yan and Brother Ao blushed at the same time.

Ao Lang was angry: "Why are you two blushing?!"

"Sister-in-law, do you want to play console games?" Brother Ao began to invite.

Qing Yan nodded: "Okay, okay."

The two ran to the game room to play games, and their relationship was as good as brothers.

Ao Lang: "???"

What on earth happened?Why can't he understand?

Ao Lang angrily went to the game room to be a light bulb (?), and then sat on a bench beside him.

No way, the game only allows two people to be online.

Ao Lang worked hard.Is our family short of this money!

So he bought two hosts and started three-person online.What break up the kitchen and the like, no more play!

Brother Ao's face turned even redder.

Play games online with my elder brother, and my elder brother still doesn't scold me!

……

"Is the youngest son a little too stupid?" Ao's father was a little worried.

Ao's mother was even more worried: "Who is he like? Neither you nor I have the attribute of duplicity."

Ao's father thought to himself, didn't the elder son and younger son inherit the attribute of duplicity from you?

But Papa Ao dared not say it.

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Ao Lang and Qing Yan spent the last few days of a week's vacation at Ao's house.

Although Ao's father and Ao's mother are very busy, they specially asked for a week's leave to accompany them.

When they were leaving, the relationship between Ao Lang and his younger brother... Ao Gan finally eased a lot.Ao Lang still had a look of disdain, but he was willing to play with Ao Gan in Liaozhai so he wouldn't scold him.

The relationship between Qingyan and Ao Gan improved by leaps and bounds. The two hooked up shoulder to shoulder and called each other brothers, and decided to separate their relationship from Ao Lang.

Ao Lang was full of question marks again.

Where did the stupid brother catch Qing Yan's eyes?

"Because he is your younger brother." Qing Yan gritted his teeth when Ao Lang was eating jealously.

Can you take it easy!When you are jealous, your parents are laughing at you!Aren't you blushing?

Why did you suddenly become so naive, senior!Can you still be better!

Ao Lang thinks that he is good and happy, and he is quite pleasing to his stupid brother.

When he came back this time, because Ao Gan was quite good, as Ao Lang's younger brother, he would definitely come into contact with the Monster Village in the future, so he was made an exception and informed about the Monster Village in advance.

Now Ao Gan's studies are very easy, Ao's father and Ao's mother wanted to let the two sons who had finally eased their relationship develop a little more affection, so they took a leave of absence from the school and asked Ao Gan to stay in Monster Village for half a year and come back after the final exam.

Because he liked the stupid younger brother, Ao Lang readily agreed: "Parents, don't worry, I will help him with his lessons."

Ao Gan pouted.

"Our village has been very busy in the past six months, Ao Gan, if you don't mind, just follow me, how about being a non-staff village official?" Qing Yan said with a smile, "You have worked out in Dad's company, so it must be better than not having regular contact with him." The villagers from outsiders are better at dealing with others. I can rest assured that you teach the villagers. I really can’t do it alone.”

After a few days of familiarization, Qing Xiaoyan, who is actually much thicker than Ao Lang, has begun to call Ao Lang Mom and Dad

"Okay!" Ao Gan was immediately excited.

have a look!Brother Yan, this is my real brother!What kind of rubbish brother is my dear brother!

"The focus of my work for the next six months is on filming TV dramas. It's also very interesting to run with the crew. If you think it's fun, you can ask Mr. Luo to arrange a trick for you." Qing Yan continued.

Ao Gan was even happier.

Ao's father and Ao's mother were very pleased.

When the son returned to his ancestors and became the only dragon in Huaguo, Ao's father and Ao's mother thought they would lose this son.

Now it seems that not only did they not lose this son, but they also had an excellent, gentle, virtuous and good-looking son.

Gosh!Earn a fortune!

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"Brother Yan, the food you make is so delicious." Ao Gan took a bite of jerky on the left and a bite of biscuits on the right. The luxury meals in the first class cabin were no longer delicious. "Are you good at everything?"

"How is it possible?" Qing Yan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Didn't I just learn the biscuits from my dad?"

"Oh, yes, but it's better than Dad's." Ao Gan sighed, "Dad's biscuits are too sweet!"

"Because Mom likes it." Ao Lang said expressionlessly.

Ao Gan looked aggrieved: "That's right, because Mom likes it. So I, a person who doesn't like too sweet sweets, was ignored!"

Ao Lang shrugged.When the relationship between parents is too good, children will be neglected intentionally or unintentionally. Isn't this normal?

Ao Gan, who was full of food and drink, fell asleep until the plane landed, and then slept all the way in the car. When he woke up, he had already arrived at the Monster Village, and he didn't even see the "Boundary Bridge" in the Monster Village.

Ao Gan is very sorry.The village committee happened to have extra bicycles, so Ao Gan rode his bicycle to see the Jieqiao and the magnificent gate of the village, and said that he would come back for dinner after he had finished.

Qing Yan was very worried, and followed him on a bicycle.

Although the road is clear, there are still monsters on the road through the mountains... There are still ghosts and monsters floating around, which is a bit dangerous for Ao Gan, an ordinary person who can't spell.

Ao Lang wanted to make the disobedient Ao Gan suffer, but unexpectedly, Qing Yan also rushed out, his face turned livid with anger, and when he beat the dough, it was like beating his younger brother's flesh, it was so loud Said, and still flirted around - since Qing Yan was serving as Ao Gan's bodyguard, Ao Lang naturally made dinner.

Although the village chief is good at cooking, after Qing Yan and Ao Lang came back, he said that he had washed away his cooking talent, and now he can't.

Ao Lang only knows how to make noodles. For dinner tonight, Qing Yan ordered braised beef sliced ​​noodles.

Now that he can use his mobile phone, Ao Lang bought electronic scales and measuring spoons for the kitchen from outside.He decided to follow the recipe and try to cook a pot of beef to make noodle soup.

If the beef is not tasty, only the beef will be selected as the sausage, and the diners will season it themselves.

Qing Yan chased Ao Gan all the way, and Ao Gan's speed finally slowed down.

"Why are you riding so fast?" The road was wide and there was no car, Qing Yan and Ao Gan rode side by side, puzzled, "Also, the boundary bridge and the gate will look the same tomorrow, the ghosts and monsters in the village are very active at night , aren't you afraid of being frightened?"

Ao Gan excitedly said: "I know! I just came to see the ghosts and ghosts! The map of the monster village in the game is introduced!"

Qing Yan: "... What do you think the ghosts and monsters are doing? Ordinary human beings are contaminated by the ghosts and monsters' breath, they will catch colds, and have nightmares."

"Maybe I'm not an ordinary person!" Ao Gan said.

Qing Yan was full of question marks.

"Look, if my brother can return to his ancestors, maybe I can too! I just lack the opportunity!" Ao Gan continued.

Qing Yan had exclamation marks all over his head.

"Even if I can't return to my ancestors, as Hua Guo's younger brother who is currently a dragon, I must have special abilities!" Ao Gan held the handlebar with one hand, and clenched a fist in front of his chest with the other hand, looking extremely passionate.

Qingyan gathered the dots of question marks and exclamation marks into ellipses.

Well, he understands, his younger brother, he is a simple hallucination of the second illness.

This kind of thing only needs to be hit once.I still don't shoot, isn't it just a cold and a nightmare?No one will die.Qing Yan thought to himself, finally he knew why Ao Lang didn't stop him.

"Why have I not seen a monster after riding for so long!" Ao Gan was puzzled.

Qingyan asked: "What's wrong?"

Ao Gan said: "Doesn't the demon sprite make a squealing sound after being beaten? That's why the players call it a squeaking monster. Brother Yan, as a planner, you don't know? You don't play games"

Qing Yan said: "I only play rankings, I don't engage in cultivation, and I have never defeated monsters and monsters in the game."

Ao Gan was curious: "Are ghosts and monsters really screaming in reality?"

Qing Yan nodded: "Yes. It's really brainwashing, but I don't call it a monster, I call it a ghost."

Ao Gan said with a smile: "The monster is so cute, it's black and soft, how can it look like a ghost?"

"Cute?" Qing Yan said, "Stop your car."

Ao Gan braked: "What's wrong?"

Qing Yan got out of the car: "Put the car here and follow me."

Ao Gan hurriedly parked the car, excitedly said: "Brother Yan, did you see the strange thing?!"

"I beat up too many ghosts. I'm here, so it may not dare to come out. I'll call the senior and ask him to add a concealment buff to me." Qing Yan indeed saw that there were indeed many ghosts nearby. Gathered over, but when they saw him, they were scared.

"Brother can give you a buff after being so far away?" Ao Gan was very surprised.

Qing Yan said while making a phone call: "After returning to the boundary of the monster village, his power is the real dragon. This is his territory, just a small buff, as long as he is in the village, it can be increased no matter how far away. Hey, senior, brother Going to recover the cute yingguai as pets, and add a concealment buff to me, with me around, yingguai won’t come out.”

Beep?Do you mean beep?cute?Where are the ghosts and sprites so cute?

But the stupid younger brother is asking for trouble, Ao Lang, who is dear to the elder brother, is very pleased, and immediately throws a water polo out from the air.

Like an unmanned automatic navigation aircraft, the water polo found Qingyan at an extremely fast speed, and then jumped on top of Qingyan's head, splitting into a cloud of water mist, covering Qingyan.

The sudden appearance of the water polo startled Ao Gan, but after the water mist covered Qing Yan, Qing Yan remained unchanged except that his body was a little less visible due to the fog.

"That's it?" Ao Gan was very disappointed, "I thought Brother Yan, you would just go invisible."

"Turn around, your cute ghee has appeared." Qing Yan said.

Ao Gan turned around.

The evil ghost with a blue face and fangs and eyes like copper bells was sticking out a bright red tongue and licking towards him.

"Ah!!!!" Ao Gan let out a scream, and his consciousness was shattered.

Qing Yan quickly dispersed the water mist, and before he could punch, the evil ghost ran away, moving very quickly, obviously he had to use his escape skills.

Qing Yan was so frightened that he touched Ao Gan's breathing, but it was fine, his breathing was fine, and he was not frightened into a heart attack and cerebral hemorrhage and died suddenly.

"Senior! My brother fainted from fright! What if something goes wrong!" Qing Yan was crying on the phone.He was afraid that there would be something wrong with Aogan, so he didn't dare to move him easily.

"Dizzy? Are you so timid?" Ao Lang said calmly while stirring the braised beef in the pot, "Don't worry, I buffed him when I entered the village, and I can feel his vitality. He is very healthy now If you faint, you slap him twice to wake him up... Hey, hey! You bastard Qing Xiaoyan! You actually hung up on my phone! You are getting more and more arrogant!"

Ao Lang continued to stir the braised beef while complaining: "Stir for half an hour? This recipe is too laborious!"

"Dragon boy! The recipe didn't ask you to stir for half an hour! It just said to simmer on low heat for about half an hour until the juice is collected! During this period, you need to stir at any time to prevent the bottom from sticking!" Bai Ze couldn't stand it anymore.

Ao Lang was puzzled: "Stirring at any time means, doesn't it mean stirring all the time?"

Bai Ze: "...You should stop learning how to cook, it's really troublesome."

……

After Qing Yan learned that Ao Gan was fine, he was relieved.

He was not frightened by the monsters and monsters at the beginning, thinking that Ao Gan would scream out of fright at most, but he didn't expect Ao Gan to faint from fright.

He was wrong, he shouldn't let his younger brother mess around.

It was impossible to slap his younger brother awake, so Qingyan called Sanqijing, a village doctor who lives in the Muling production brigade, to help carry his younger brother to the nearest villager's house for rescue.

As for why the village doctor is the essence of Panax notoginseng, but not the essence of Ganoderma lucidum and ginseng, it is naturally because these two things have too much mythology. If they become essences, their aptitude is naturally the embryo of a big demon, and the monster village cannot survive.Only Panax notoginseng, Danggui, Gastrodia elata, etc., which have been recorded as becoming fine, but are not very well-known medicinal materials, have corresponding monsters appearing in the village.

Among them, Panax notoginseng is also known as soil ginseng and Panax notoginseng. In some legends, it is a fake ginseng doll, and the belief is quite sufficient, so there are panax notoginseng reincarnated in the village all the year round.

The village doctor's name is Tian Sanqi, and his first-hand medical skills are inherited from "Compendium of Materia Medica".As the only village doctor in the village who is not a master of medical skills, he is more able to accept the baptism of foreign medical knowledge than other village doctors. He has taught himself a lot of modern medical skills. Now he is going to watch surgery videos on the Internet so that he can perform operations on villagers in the future.

As for whether there will be any problems with the first operation... We are monsters, as long as we can't die, then (cross out) treat it to death (cross out) and we can come back to life.

Is Bai Ze, the healer, a fake?

"Then is it necessary for the villagers to study medicine?" The stupid younger brother who had just woken up from the stimulation of washing his face in cold water started to be alive and kicking like a curious baby again, and Qing Yan was so angry that he wanted to beat him up.

Is this little brother overbearing? !

"It's necessary. You can't rely on Uncle Bai for everything. Isn't Uncle Bai here? And learning new things is a pursuit in life." Qing Yan said angrily, "Aren't you going to look for your blah blah blah now? "

The stupid younger brother huddled together: "Don't look for it anymore, don't look for it anymore. Why is the monster so cute in the game, but so scary in reality?"

Qing Yan became even more angry: "Two-dimensional female ghosts, you still tell me that I can, as long as you are brave enough, Sadako will take maternity leave. In reality, Miss Sadako appears, who of you dare to molested?"

Stupid brother: "..." Brother Yan, you are so sharp, I am actually speechless.

Ao Gan pushed the bicycle and walked back with Qing Yan.He didn't dare to ride a bike, and it was a little time if he wanted to delay for a while.

I will definitely be scolded by my elder brother QAQ when I go back!

"The ghosts and ghosts are too scary, Brother Yan, aren't you afraid?" Ao Jian felt very embarrassed.

Qing Yan said: "Don't be afraid, there were seniors there at the time, so what are you afraid of?"

Ao Gan thought to himself, you were here just now, but I was still afraid.

"But when the demons and monsters first appeared, I was also taken aback."

Ao Gan breathed a sigh of relief.Right, he said, it is human nature to be afraid, how could it be possible not to be afraid?

"Then I kicked the demons and monsters with a conditioned reflex, and then I was not afraid anymore." Qing Yan continued, "They are afraid of me."

Ao Gan was silent for a while, then he raised his head, his face full of anticipation: "Brother Yan! Let's go back and look for another monster! I think I can do it too!"

"Didn't I not make a move this time! Maybe I can kick him too!"

"Shut up, go home and eat noodles." Qing Yan became irritable.

bad boy!I owe a beating!

……

Ao Gan went home listlessly, but Ao Lang didn't beat him.

Ao Lang was starving.He didn't eat anything at noon, and when the braised beef was cooking, the smell of meat kept coming into his nose, making him almost have stomach cramps.

"How does it taste?" Compared with his stupid younger brother, Ao Lang is more concerned about Qingyan's evaluation of the braised beef he made according to the recipe for the first time.

Although he has eaten it himself and thinks it's okay, he doesn't know if it suits Qingyan's taste.

"It's delicious!" Qing Yan gave a thumbs up and exaggeratedly praised, "Senior! You are really a genius! It's the first time I made braised beef, it's so delicious!"

"It's a genius. The recipe asked him to keep an eye on the pot and stir it at any time to avoid sticking to the pot. He really stirred for half an hour, and even argued with me. Doesn't it mean to stir all the time?" Bai Ze was annoyed. Said, "Think with your brain!"

"Pfft." Ao Gan almost spat out the sliced ​​noodles from his mouth.

Brother still has such a stupid side!Even if I don't know how to cook, I know what this sentence means!

Anyway, it doesn't mean to stir all the time.

"It tastes better if you stir it all the time." Qing Yan opened his eyes and said nonsense, "It's okay to stir it once in a while, but it definitely doesn't taste like it's been stirred all the time."

But I will cook in the future, the senior is too tired to cook.Qing Yan said in his heart.

Ao Lang glanced at Bai Ze proudly.He just knew he was right.

"That, big brother." Seeing that Ao Lang was in a good mood, Ao Gan tentatively said, "I'm really sorry for causing you trouble today."

"It's okay, I know you want to awaken the demon power and save the world." Ao