Did the monster village get rid of poverty today?

Hard work is the antidote to hypocrisy.

When Ao Lang put on a sullen face and followed Qingyan from door to door to promote rural cooperatives, and was dragged by a group of villagers to ask questions about how big Baobao was, he had completely forgotten what he was struggling with and embarrassed about before.

I've explained it countless times, why do you keep asking?Didn't you ask this question just now? !

After only visiting five households, Ao Lang crouched under a tree with his head in his arms, his expression shut.

Luo Huan, who was already able to walk slowly with a cane, happened to pass by with his fluffy younger brother on his head.

"What's wrong?" Luo Huan asked curiously.

"Hmmmm!" Mo Xiaobao called out, and stretched out his little claws to his respected teacher Qingyan.

Qing Yan shook Mo Xiaobao's bear paw and said, "Our village is going to establish a village collective enterprise, and my senior and I are doing the work of mobilizing the villagers. Everyone has a lot of questions, and the senior is asking himself autistic."

Qing Yan sympathized with Ao Lang.Let a scientist who works in a laboratory go to the grassroots and chat with the villagers for a long time.The infinite reincarnation dialogue of "I've said it very clearly" and "But I still don't understand you say it again" is too difficult for Ao Lang.

"There is a specialization in art, and Ao Zhishu's strength lies in research. It would be a waste to ask him to do these trivial things." Luo Huan understood Ao Lang very well.

Qing Yan said with a smile: "The senior has high prestige in the village. He and the village chief run half of the job alone, and I can't do this job. After the vote of the village meeting is passed, the senior can do the work he is good at."

Ao Lang shook his head vigorously, and stood up unsteadily: "It's okay, I can do these jobs in the future."

"In the future, there will be many places in the village that need technology, and the seniors will also conduct their own research and contribute to the country. I, a master of water and wood, can't handle this small matter of the village committee? I can't handle it, as well as the village head and other village committees. Team."

"Everyone in the village is very capable, but they don't know the outside world, and they don't have good news. After the village is connected to electricity and the Internet, and everyone absorbs the knowledge from the outside world, maybe even I won't have the opportunity to work overtime." Qing Yan continued laughing. , "It's just that I'm a little bit tired now."

Luo Huan thought about the communication with the villagers in the past few days, nodded and said: "You are right."

Ao Lang pressed his forehead and said, "I've rested, let's continue."

Qing Yan handed Ao Lang a bottle of water, Ao Lang raised his head and filled half of the bottle, and gave the remaining half to Qing Yan.

Qing Yan didn't wipe the mouth of the bottle, took the bottle and directly disposed of the remaining half bottle.

The words "indirect kiss" appeared in Luo Huan's head.He stuffed his fluffy brother who was still waving his bear claws and wanted to jump into Qing Yan's arms, and walked away with a cane in one hand and an excuse.

Ever since he knew that Ao Lang and Qing Yan were in a relationship, Luo Huan had been keenly aware that many of the two people's little actions were too intimate and ambiguous, making people stand next to them, like a [-]-watt super light bulb, which was very embarrassing.

Luo Huan misses his wife a little bit.

"Xiao Bao likes Teacher Luo very much." Qing Yan reached out to catch the giant panda baby after drinking the water.He was a little regretful that he missed the opportunity to move the panda.

Ao Lang glanced at Qing Yan.After Qing Yan became a teacher, he often touched the students' heads and ears.This hobby must be changed.After returning home, he had to talk to Qing Yan again.

"Let's go." Ao Lang changed the subject, "It's too slow to go to five families in one morning."

Qing Yan was helpless: "They have too many problems."

Ao Lang said: "Why don't we send them the information first and let them read it for themselves. After a few days, we will hold a village meeting to answer the villagers' doubts?"

Qing Yan thought for a while, then nodded: "Okay. After the village meeting, we will find the villagers who are against it to mobilize one by one. Senior, you are amazing!"

"What's so great about this." Ao Lang said helplessly, "I have seen the work of several village officials before."

Qing Yan nodded vigorously, still thinking that Ao Lang was very powerful.

Sure enough, the senior is an all-around talent, even if he is not good at it, he can get started quickly.

But the senior doesn't like these trivial tasks, and he also hopes that the senior can focus more on research work.Scientific research can bring out the true IQ talent of seniors.

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After readjusting the work arrangement according to the working method proposed by Ao Lang, the efficiency of villagers' mobilization has indeed improved a lot.

Many villagers took mobilization materials and figured out the benefits of village collective enterprises.Under the organization of the village cadres, they formed a volunteer team, took the initiative to publicize to their relatives and friends, and assisted the village cadres in mobilizing the villagers.

Most of the villagers in the monster village are reasonable, and those who are unreasonable will follow the rules among the monsters, and whoever has the biggest fist will listen to him.

Qingyan finally met the village's "hooligans" and established his "this is not human at all" road to the boxing championship.

Bright silver gun is very regrettable.Qingyan's gun is getting better and better, he thought he could see Qingyan use the gun this time.

"Use a gun? Do you want to poke some blood holes on those rogues?" Yue Nvjian snorted coldly, crossing her arms. What nail households want the property of the village collective?"

"Monsters have strong self-healing powers, and village chiefs who are not strong can also cure monsters. Xiaoyan is still too kind." Ao Lang also agreed.

Luo Huan, who was already able to limp and walk without relying on crutches, silently covered the round bear ears of his fluffy brother in his arms.

It's really a monster village, it's so cruel.

"Qingyan, win!"

Another tiger spirit who was looking for faults was beaten to the ground, and the referee Bai Ze grabbed Qing Yan's arm and raised it to the sky.Qingyan stretched his arms upwards, making a standard boxing winning pose.

The tiger spirit sprawled on the ground, and the ghost beside him wiped his tears silently.

"Who else is against it?" Qing Yan's kung fu is getting stronger and stronger, and now he feels energetic, and he can do another round.

The ruffians and rascals all shook their heads and backed away.

My mother, my father, is this still human?Why is a human being so cruel, punching a monster?

The Wang Hu on the ground was so big, and he specially turned into the original form of a white-fronted tiger with eye-catching eyes, opened his bloody mouth and rushed towards Accountant Qing.

Ordinary humans should be paralyzed by fright when they see this scene, right?The timid villagers in the village screamed in fright.

But our young accountant, who is weak in writing and writing, didn't dodge or dodge. He directly sank his waist, lunged forward, and hit the tiger's jaw with an accurate uppercut. With a "bang", such a big tiger , just flew out; then there was another "bang", and it hit the ground hard.

All the ruffians couldn't help but shudder when they heard the loud noise of Wang Hu hitting the ground.

Humans can't be so cruel!

"What's a tiger? Xiaoyan is a fierce man who can beat a dragon's cub. Is your defense better than a dragon's cub?" After all the dust settled and all the hooligans who wanted to make money rushed to sign, Bai Ze said.

Everyone first glanced at Ao Lang with sympathy, and then looked at Qing Yan with admiration.

Yue Nujian smiled openly: "Really? That's great. It seems that I don't have to worry about Xiaoyan being bullied after following Ao Lang."

Ao Lang was full of question marks.

How could I bully Xiaoyan?Wait, not this question.Why do you want to compare me?Am I shameless?

The villagers were laughing and joking, making fun of Ao Lang.

This proves that Ao Lang really has no face in front of the villagers who watched him grow up.Even Wang Hu, who was being thumped on the ground, dared to pat Ao Lang on the shoulder, complaining why Ao Lang didn't speak up earlier.

"If I had known that you would only be beaten in the hands of your little lover, why would I bother to do this?" Wang Hu looked depressed.

He just wanted the tiger to open his mouth and ask for more shares, but he didn't want to be beaten.

Seeing that Ao Lang was in a trance by the villagers' ridicule, Qing Yan leaned into Ao Lang's ear and whispered: "I can only beat you in the suppression circle, it doesn't count at all. The senior is much better than me, don't listen to the village head's nonsense Well, the village chief just wanted to use the tiger's skin as a banner..."

The round tiger ears popped out from Wang Hu's head.He looked terrified: "What are you talking about?! Tiger skin?! You want to peel off my skin?! Tigers are protected animals now!!"

Qing Yan: "...Putting the tiger's skin to make a banner is a metaphor, not really peeling off the tiger's skin."

Wang Hu looked at Qingyan vigilantly, turned into a chubby orange tiger, and ran away.

Qing Yan turned to Ao Lang and said, "The big orange cat is also very cute, but it's a pity that I don't know him well, otherwise..."

Ao Lang grabbed Qingyan's face: "Otherwise? Otherwise, what do you want? Sex|harassment?"

Qing Yan shook his head frantically.No no.He just wanted to take advantage of other people's children.But it's better not to say this, because if you say it, you will be reprimanded by the senior.

In the midst of a bunch of talking and cute fluffy, it is really difficult for Qing Yan to restrain himself from moving the fluffy.

Ao Lang snorted coldly, and at night turned into a little dragon and got under the bed.

Xiaolong said slowly: "If you really want to move, I will sacrifice it. Move quickly, and don't harass others if you move enough."

Qingyan saw the leopard-print dragon for the first time.He hugged the leopard-printed dragon, and whispered: "But senior, except for the mane on the back of your head, your body is covered with cold scales."

All in all, cold-blooded animals are not easy to move, I just want to move cute fluffy.

The leopard dragon flicked his tail at Qing Yan's face in anger, ran away ahead of schedule on the night of the new moon, and ran into the suppression circle before dark to shut himself up.

Qing Yan knew he was wrong.He was just joking.The senior obviously hated his original form so much, and specially turned it into a shrunken original form for him to move, he was really touched.He was really just joking!Senior, don't take it seriously!

Bai Ze sighed and said, "You can tell whether what you say is true or not. Since he is so angry, you must be telling the truth."

"But it's not your fault, of course fluffy looks better than bare." Bai Ze sighed halfway, and couldn't help laughing, "He is a dragon, and he is cuter than the children in the village. I think he is in a good mood Fusion hahahaha."

Qing Yan complained in his heart.Why did the senior become naive, that is, the spirit and soul are about to merge?Is being childish a sign of a mind-soul fusion?

"Is senior okay?" Qing Yan's words "The scales are not fluffy enough to move" was indeed sincere, but he really didn't expect that the senior would be so angry that he would run away in advance.

"Maybe it's something, maybe it's all right." Bai Ze smiled, "You will be my guard for Dragon Cub tonight, I'm going out of the village to do something."

Qingyan hesitated: "Can I?"

Bai Ze said: "No problem. You enter the magic circle to accompany him. After entering the magic circle, he can't beat you."

Qingyan originally wanted to ask whether another senior would lure him into the magic circle and hold him hostage to open the magic circle.Unexpectedly, the village head let him directly enter the magic circle to guard?

"The suppressing magic circle can only be broken from the outside. You don't know how to break it. Even if you know, you are always in the magic circle. Don't leave the magic circle if he says anything. He will have nothing to do with you." Bai Ze explained, "In He can't beat you in the suppression circle. As long as you see that his behavior is wrong, beat him with your fist until he obeys."

Qing Yan shook his head crazily: "I already made the senior angry, but if I beat the senior, the senior must be even more angry." Village chief, you are trying to hurt me!

Bai Ze sighed: "Except for your fists, everyone else has to use real guns and real knives to withstand the attack of the dragon cub. Alas, after every battle, the bloody and bloody scene of the dragon cub, I can't help it when I treat it I can't help crying... that's all, if you don't want to, then I have to find someone else."

Qing Yan grabbed Bai Ze's sleeve and said in a muffled voice, "I'll go."

Bai Ze raised his eyes: "Are you willing to go? Aren't you afraid that after beating up the dragon cub, it will make him even more angry?"

Qing Yan pursed his lips: "It's better than seniors being seriously injured. In the past... in the past, seniors would also be seriously injured?"

"Yes, but he has bad skin and thick flesh. He just cut a few cuts and bleeds a little. After I treated him, he turned into a human form, so you can hardly see it." Bai Ze said, "But if you make him into a dragon form, You can see that the scales on his body are here and there, bald on the east and west, very pitiful."

"Hey, if he used the original form to shoot the film after the night of the new moon, his nickname on the Internet might not be Leopard Dragon, but Spotted Dragon." Bai Ze laughed.

Qing Yan couldn't laugh.

Village Chief Bai Ze, are you really the adoptive father of the senior?Why do I feel that you are not like a adoptive father, but like a real father.Only a father would hurt his own son like this.

Bai Ze said that he is really just an adoptive father.

After he entrusted Ao Lang to Qing Yan, Shi Shiran rode a white horse out of the village to do errands, with no trace of worry for Ao Lang on his face.

Qing Yan carried a basket of snacks and fruits, walked into the passage under the statue like visiting a sick person, and came to the room where the suppression circle was located for the second time.

Ao Lang knew in advance that Qingyan would be the guard tonight, so instead of changing back to his original form to wreak havoc in the magic circle, he lay obediently on the white jade bed and played with his mobile phone.

Holding the basket, Qing Yan hesitated for a while at the edge of the circle, but still gritted his teeth and mustered up the courage to step into the circle.

Ao Lang's buttocks moved a little to the side, and his eyes signaled Qingyan to sit beside him.

There was only this white jade bed in the magic circle to sit on. Seeing that demonizing Ao Lang seemed to be in a good mood now, Qing Yan did not intend to go crazy and fight him, so he obeyed Ao Lang's invitation.

"I'm not fluffy, you won't even touch me when I get smaller?" Ao Lang said lazily as soon as Qingyan's butt touched the white jade bed.

Qingyan: "..." Am I going to be complained by two seniors in turn?

"This..." Qing Yan bit the bullet and explained, "My feelings for my senior are different from my feelings for Fluffy."

"In short, do you prefer a monster with soft fur to a bare dragon?" Ao Lang fished out a bag of potato chips from the basket Qing Yan brought.

Qingyan couldn't laugh or cry: "Senior, when I liked you, I didn't know you were a monster."

"Oh, that's true." Ao Lang glanced at Qing Yan, feeling a little calmer.

This kid really knows how to talk, and he calmed down his anger all at once.

After eating half a bag of potato chips, Ao Lang ate another spiritual fruit, and said, "Play a black game with me. The teammate is too good, and the fight is really annoying."

Qing Yan immediately took out his phone.As long as the demonic teacher doesn't go crazy, let alone playing games, it's fine to have another live broadcast of women's clothing.

But after the fight started, Qingyan found that there was no problem.

Ao Lang's game skills are not bad, but a little rough.Qing Yan had no choice but to choose an assistant to serve as a bond milk for Ao Lang, to cooperate with Ao Lang Lang.

That's nothing.Qing Yan has no particular interest in what kind of demon spirits and professions to use, and the support is also quite fun.But Ao Lang's problem is not that he played the game well or badly, but that he talked too much in the team.

"That's it?"

"A broken body and a strong mind?"

"Can you stop tapping the screen with your feet?"

"Wisdom is all over the world, what umbrella do you hold?"

"Some people's operations are as ugly as an unjust case."

"You are facing your parents? Are you unfilial if you hit them?"

"You got your nickname wrong. You are not a salted fish, but a pickled fish."

……

Teammates were sprayed away by Ao Lang.Later, when the new teammates saw Ao Lang, they retreated.

Qing Yan checked the forum silently, and sure enough, Ao Lang has been posted on the forum, and became famous as the king of bad mouth.

"Do you want to continue?" Qing Yan asked.

Ao Lang nodded.

Then, they found out that the opponent, regardless of winning or losing, was just staring at Ao Lang to kill.His teammates also released Ao Lang, and even turned against him.

Very poor gaming experience.

Qing Yan took a deep breath, silently observing Ao Lang's expression.

Will the demon leader be mad with anger?Should he be ready for battle?

"What's wrong?" Ao Lang asked in confusion when he saw Qingyan put down his phone.

Qing Yan asked cautiously: "Senior, are you angry?"

Ao Lang said: "Why are you angry? Angry at you? So why do you like fluffy so much?"

Qing Yan: "..." Senior, why are you still struggling with this matter?

"No, that, game...Are you angry?" Qing Yan hurriedly said, "Why did the senior provoke his teammates?"

"Telling the truth is provocative?" Ao Lang raised his eyebrows, "Can't you talk about food?"

Qing Yan persuaded: "Everyone plays games to have fun, and they are not e-sports players. Mistakes are normal."

"It's normal to be sprayed." Ao Lang spent money to change his nickname, "Continue."

Qingyan: "..." Would you rather spend money to change your nickname than stop trolling people?Senior, you...

Forget it, as long as the seniors don't go berserk, the game experience will be extremely bad, and I'm just a little sorry for the teammates who ranked with them.

Qing Yan silently apologized to his teammates, and continued to play games with Ao Lang.

Unknowingly, Qing Yan, who was separated from Ao Lang because of his guard, got closer and closer to Ao Lang.When he came back to his senses, he was already wrapped in Ao Lang's arms.

"What?" Ao Lang lazily raised his eyes.

Qing Yan's lips moved, and a trace of doubt flashed in his eyes.

"Ask whatever you want." Ao Lang said angrily, "What's the matter?"

Qing Yan looked at Ao Lang circling his arms, and said, "The feeling senior gives me now is no different from that during the day."

Ao Lang put down the phone, and tightened his arms around Qingyan: "What difference do you want?"

Qing Yan smiled wryly: "The senior was a little scary last time."

"Is it me or you that was scary last time?" Thinking of what happened last time, Ao Lang felt angry.He had guessed that he was definitely being calculated.

After returning to the monster village, the seal was replenished with spiritual power and became stronger and stronger.He is sleeping most of the time, and only on the night of the new moon can he get the memory of his body.

Obviously, with the help of Bai Ze, the main body sealed the memory related to Qing Yan's strength, in order to trick him.

If Qing Yan beat him, his body would also hurt.Ontology are you M?Demonizing Ao Lang's belly.

Qing Yan said awkwardly: "It was you who bit me first."

"Bite?" Ao Lang narrowed his eyes, "Even if you are dissatisfied with me forcibly kissing you, is it too much to say that biting?"

"My mouth was bitten off, you tell me it was a kiss?" Probably because Ao Lang is so normal now, Qing Yan retorted reflexively.

Ao Lang was silent for a while, then said, "Okay, I apologize."

Qingyan: "..."

Qing Yan rubbed his ears with a look of disbelief.

Ao Lang pinched Qing Yan's cheek: "What's your reaction?"

Qing Yan covered his face and said: "Senior, you are too normal now, you don't look like a second-year-old boss who wants to destroy the world at all."

Ao Lang frowned: "Destroy what world?"

Qing Yan carefully observed Ao Lang's expression, and saw that he was not angry because he said he had a second-degree illness and insulted his lofty ideals, so he said truthfully: "Destroy the monster village and the barrier of the two worlds, and create two worlds." A catastrophe, leading monsters to destroy the human world?"

Ao Lang waved his hand: "Wait, why would I do such a thing? And how could I possibly do such a thing? Where can I find a monster to lead me?"

Seeing Ao Lang's denial, Qingyan said suspiciously: "Senior, are you trying to numb my vigilance and let me help you destroy the world? I will never be fooled!"

Ao Lang: "..."

Ao Lang asked seriously: "Xiaoyan, who told you that I want to destroy the world? The main body?"

Qing Yan nodded.Although he was the first to put forward the hypothesis, the senior admitted it.

Ao Lang: "...do you believe what he says?"

Qing Yan's expression gradually became vigilant.

I don't believe in seniors, do I believe in your secondary illness?

Ao Lang was silent.

Anyway, it was the same person, he only thought about it for a while, and he knew why the main body lied.

It is estimated that this destruction of the world was first proposed by Qingyan. Ontology thought that the real reason for the splitting of the mind and soul could not be explained, and it would be better to destroy the world, so he acquiesced.

The reason why he didn't remember this incident was, of course, that the ontology had specially sealed this memory from him so that he wouldn't find an opportunity to explain it to Qingyan.

Ontology's senior burden, idol burden and male god burden, etc. have always been heavy burdens in front of Qingyan, commonly known as the need to save face and suffer.

"Forget it, just pretend that I want to destroy the world." After all, even the other side of the soul is Ao Lang himself.Although demonizing Ao Lang complained about his body, he wanted to save face and suffer, but he himself was similar.

Indeed, compared to "I like you so much, but I can't control the nature of the monster race, so I tore off the seal on the paranoid and crazy side so as not to hurt you", destroying the world is indeed a bit higher.

Qingyan still loves him and agrees to be with him. They have a promising future.

Neither he nor Ontology is willing to destroy the bright future.As long as Qingyan doesn't leave, he is willing to disappear.

Therefore, the reason for his birth is no longer important.

"After you came back, I found that this world also has merit." Ao Lang looked into Qingyan's eyes, "If you don't leave me, I will give up destroying the world."

I love you.