His Majesty once married me

"I……"

Shen Zhenren is not sure what Ouyang's words are alluding to, and he doesn't know where to start if he wants to defend himself.

Ouyang was very impatient to deal with people like Shen Zhenzhen, but he also knew that when talking to this kind of people, he must not be ambiguous, and he must not be around the corner. Otherwise, the other party will not understand and it is easier to get himself involved.

"The day before yesterday, Fellow Daoist came here uninvited, but he almost caused me a lot of trouble!" Ouyang said bluntly, "No one will welcome bad guests to the door. This kind of behavior is just one time. If there is another time ,I can only retaliate with a tooth for a tooth, treat the body with the way of others, and ask Daozong to change someone!"

"Then... I... If I have an urgent matter, I will ask Fellow Daoist Ou..."

"A paper crane is enough." Ouyang said coldly, "My housekeeper is a trustworthy and reliable person, and his cultivation level is not inferior to fellow daoists. Even if I have inconvenience, he can act on my behalf."

All in all, if you have something to ask the housekeeper, don't bother me!

It's your right to like me, and I can't stop it, but you don't have to tell me about such a thing, I don't want to know at all!

Ouyang didn't intend to expose the inexplicable flamboyance of Master Shen, but he wouldn't leave room or possibility for his delusions either.

Of course, verbal coercion alone won't do much, otherwise, the butler Zhuang's beating wouldn't have made this guy quiet for just a few days.

Ouyang has already made up his mind, just a few days later, the summer palace will start to be repaired, at that time, he will set up a strict magic circle in the summer palace, and stop those guys who don't go through the "main entrance" at the wall Outside, don't even think about coming in!

Back at the Summer Palace, Ouyang changed the robes he had gone out, and complained to the butler Zhuang, "What's so good about me, one or two, let the women ignore them and just stare at me?"

"Face!" Zhuang Butler replied solemnly, "Your whole body, that is, a skin can still make people's eyes shine. Otherwise, do you still think it is temperament and virtue?"

"This is too superficial!" The housekeeper Zhuang's words were not pleasant, but Ouyang resonated with helplessness, and sighed: "The pink skulls are all vain. Qi Yunheng is just an ordinary person, and Shen Annoyance has achieved success in cultivation anyway." Yes, why can’t you see through it?”

"No matter how successful he is in cultivation, isn't he still a human?" Zhuang steward continued, "It is impossible for a human to become a god, and he will never be able to escape the seven emotions and six desires, eating and drinking. Besides, you are not tall. Didn’t you marry a dominatrix and come back to appreciate her inner beauty? As the saying goes, everyone has the desire to love beauty. This is the instinct that God bestowed on us human beings, how can we get rid of it if we want to get rid of it?”

"According to what you said, as long as I don't have this face, wouldn't I be able to enjoy peace?" Ouyang looked at himself in the glasses with the help of the ever-burning candles in the hall, and raised the corners of his mouth in self-deprecating manner.

"That's inevitable." The housekeeper Zhuang affirmed, "I'm not talking about frustration. If you really lose this face, not to mention others, even your emperor's wife who is inseparable with you will definitely give a fuck You really acted like a Buddha when you confessed."

Ouyang didn't refute.

In his own opinion, if he didn't have this jealous face, he and Qi Yunheng wouldn't have had such a bad relationship from the very beginning, and naturally there would be no present and no future.

At this time, Steward Zhuang changed his voice and continued: "Speaking of which, master, you are the least qualified to talk about pink skulls. What you said is purely to stand up and talk without back pain. A full man does not know a hungry man. Besides , if you really think this face is not good, just destroy it, how easy it is! But the question is—are you willing to do it?"

Butler Zhuang's words were actually a pun, but Ouyang pretended he didn't hear it, took a picture in the mirror, patted his cheek, and sighed in a tone: "Naturally, I'm reluctant. It's so pleasing to the eye His face, even I like it so much when I saw it myself, how could I be willing to destroy it?"

"Then what are you talking about?!" The butler Zhuang rolled his eyes and put away the clothes that Ouyang had taken off.

"By the way, bring this back to the mansion for the ugly cow to have a look at." Ouyang hurriedly dug out the list of materials written to him by Shen Zhenren from his clothes, and threw it into the hands of the housekeeper Zhuang, "I have already done the work of making the organ puppets." I agreed with Shen Fanren that the materials on this piece of paper are what you need to make the mechanism puppets. Let Ugly Cow take a good look at which ones you can get and which ones you can't find, and give me an answer as soon as possible... Forget it, let him report it to you directly! Anyway, I have already paved the way, and next, it is up to you to deal with that guy, and I will not show up—by the way, the reward that should be paid to him is enough , don’t make me feel like I owe him something in the end.”

"Actually, this real Shen Shen is not useless." Zhuang Steward coughed lightly and said pointedly, "You need to be talented, you need to have a background, and your appearance and figure are reasonable. Although a person is a bit stupid, but It can also be called straightforward... Uh, you should go to bed early!"

Before the butler Zhuang finished speaking, he realized that Ouyang's face had turned cold, so he hurriedly controlled his mouth and opened the curtain leading to the inner room.

Ouyang rolled his eyes at Steward Zhuang, and didn't argue with him. He put away his cold face and stepped into the inner room.

On the bed in the inner room, Qi Yunheng was still sleeping soundly, unaware of Ouyang's passing and returning.

Ouyang pinched off Anshenxiang, took off his unlined clothes, crept onto the bed, and lay down again in the position he had slept on before.

But after lying down for a while, Ouyang turned his head unconsciously and looked at Qi Yunheng who was lying on his side.

Qi Yunheng's sleeping posture has always been very good, and he can tell at a glance that he has been trained for a while. After sleeping soundly, his body will consciously return to the supine state with his limbs stretched.

But Ouyang is just the opposite. Once he falls asleep, God knows what shape and appearance he will sleep in.

Qi Yunheng's face is actually quite attractive, needless to say his facial features are correct, what's more important is that he has a majestic and domineering look, as long as he keeps his face a little bit, he will not be angry.

From the perspective of men's aesthetics, such a face is the most likely to arouse the admiration of people of the same sex. Unlike Ouyang, good-looking is good-looking, but if you grab a man and ask him if he wants to look like Ouyang, out of ten At least eight are unwilling.

Ouyang didn't pay much attention to his face.

In the previous life, all my energy was spent trying to find ways to live, so I didn't have the time to pay attention to my appearance.Although he also knew that he was good-looking, but this kind of good-looking did not bring him much convenience, nor did he have any troubles.

This made Ouyang feel that as a man, the most important things were money, power, and status - as long as he had these three, no matter how ugly he looked, it didn't hurt, and no matter how good he was, it was just icing on the cake.

When you enter the ghost domain, the skins don't exist anymore. Everyone looks the same, dark, invisible and colorless, and the difference lies only in strength and not in beauty or ugliness.

It wasn't until this life that Ouyang finally had the leisure to lament his good looks.

However, if a person lives to Ouyang's level, how can such insignificant things as beauty and ugliness cause him any unresolved grievances, and of course he will not change his appearance just because of others' perceptions .

Although the housekeeper Zhuang insisted that Shen Zhenren had a lust for him, but according to Ouyang's own observation, this person was at most confused by his appearance, and he hadn't reached the point of caring at all.Just deal with it coldly, don't meet each other for a while, let this person forget his appearance, and this matter will be over, and there will be no further details.

As for responding to Shen Zhenren's liking, Ouyang never even thought about it. Even if he was run on and ridiculed by the housekeeper Zhuang, he still had no interest or even sexual interest in this life.

Shen Zhenren's character is one aspect, but the more important thing is his gender.

He is a man.

Although Ouyang accepted Qi Yunheng as his pillow, it didn't mean that he could accept other men in the same way.

After all, Ouyang doesn't have the same hobbies as Qi Yunheng, he still prefers women who are like water to men who are like mud.

Ouyang can passively accept Qi Yunheng, as long as his body is comforted and served in a comfortable and refreshing manner, it's not a problem at all whether the front, back, up, down, or down.But if it's the other way around, let Ouyang take the initiative and play the role of husband in the bed, then the problem will be serious——

Ouyang also woke up in the middle of the night, secretly thinking about coming and going without indecent assault, planning to "repay" Qi Yunheng once, but staring straight at the muscular muscular waist and narrow hips, Ouyang's little brother But he quit work and refused to get up to work no matter what, forcing Ouyang to admit depressedly that this kind of thing also depends on his "talent".

Fortunately, Qi Yunheng never expressed the idea of ​​changing roles in bed, and Ouyang was also happy to pretend to be confused, go along with the flow, and concentrate on enjoying.

But such a relationship cannot be replicated by another person.

In this life, there is no one who is as familiar with Ouyang as Qi Yunheng.

Long before their marriage, Qi Yunheng and Ouyang had known each other for many years. Although they were not close friends, they had no disputes.

Thinking about it now, Qi Yunheng at that time probably already had ulterior motives, but Ouyang at that time didn't think about that at all, he just felt that this person was a lingering ghost, and he would meet him everywhere he went.

When Ouyang married Qi Yunheng into the family, the two had been together day and night for nearly two years, and they were as familiar as the left hand touching the right. Only then did Qi Yunheng take advantage of the opportunity of parting to bolster up his courage and become husband and wife with Ouyang.

Reunited again, it has been ten years later, the young man like a leopard has become a strong man like a lion, what is rare is that the love is still there, even if there is a little help, it never stops Qi Yunheng and Ouyang from reliving their old dreams.

Ouyang felt from a long time ago that Qi Yunheng has always been very clear about what he wants, and has been working hard for what he wants.Even in the early years, under the influence of experience and experience, it was inevitable to be a teenager, and what he wanted was somewhat illusory and unrealistic, but after realizing the gap between reality and ideals, Qi Yunheng did not get what he wanted. So he changed his mentality and philosophy, he just adjusted his goal and changed his path.

In contrast, Ouyang seldom had any clear goals in his two lives and one ghost life. Most of the time, he drifted with the flow and made peace with the situation.

Of course, he also struggled and struggled, but the reason why he did so was not for any special purpose.

For him, no matter life or ghost life, it is nothing more than two words——

Alive.

In this life, there may be more.

Long live a hundred years, and die.

This was Xiao Ouyang's last wish when he handed over his body to him.

The only last wish.

At the last moment of his life, this little child neither resented nor cared about anyone, but simply regretted that he could no longer live.