His Majesty once married me

In the spring of the 31st year of Kaiyuan, the capital suddenly rang continuously with bells.

When a group of yamen servants in soap clothes rushed to the street, drove the people on the street, and ordered them to return home, remove the colorful clothes on their bodies, and put on plain clothes, the people suddenly realized——

The emperor is dead!

At this time, all the officials, big and small, who had been notified before the common people had already taken their seats in Xuanyuan Palace. After kneeling to see off the late emperor, they all kowtowed to the new emperor—the former empress dowager Qi Yulin.

Kaiyuan Emperor Qi Yunheng had six sons and three daughters in total. Even if two died halfway, there were still four princes to choose from.

But in the end, it was an imperial daughter who was established as the crown prince and ascended to the throne of God.

Perhaps it was Emperor Kaiyuan who brought up his daughters and sons together, and allowed them to take positions and participate in political affairs, which boosted the ambitions of the imperial daughters. As a result, he has been active in the arena of fighting for reserves.

However, at the beginning, no one thought that the second princess Qi Yulin's goal would be the same as that of her brothers, only when she, like the first princess Qi Yulu, wanted to support a brother to compete for the throne and win the merit of being a dragon .

It wasn't until the second prince Qi Yuming angrily killed the concubine because he was humiliated by prostitution, and was the first to be eliminated. The fact that the two young princes teamed up to kill the most popular third prince was exposed and was rejected by Emperor Kaiyuan. Showed a ferocious face.

Under Qi Yulin's leadership, there was a voice in the court, "Since the princes are either innocent or incompetent, it is better to establish the empress dowager as a transition, and choose the best one from the empress and grandson as the empress dowager." Moved by such a voice, he gave up Qi Yuche, the eldest prince who was not favored by His Majesty and the courtiers from the very beginning. All the grandchildren of the emperor were connected to the palace and raised by the queen Wang.

On the day of her canonization, the crown princess, Qi Yulin, also swore in public that she would never marry or marry, and that she would have no children.

At this moment, many courtiers suddenly realized——

The second princess has long wanted to compete for the throne!

Among the three princesses, only the second princess has never been married. Although the princess mansion was built in the city as early as the age of 15, the choice of son-in-law is constantly changing. She failed to get married after three consecutive selections. Just a scandal.

There was once a rumor that the second princess Kefu was born in the capital, so that the young gentlemen in the capital became pale when they heard the name of the second princess, for fear that they would be the next one to be chosen as the son-in-law.

Fortunately, the second princess didn't try to force anyone, and lived her life leisurely, which relieved the little man and their parents in the capital.

Now that I think about it, what kind of "ke" husband is this, it is simply "kill" husband!

However, until now, even if there is doubt, it can only be hidden in the bottom of my heart, and a few words are quietly slandered in no one's place.

——Fortunately, he will leave the palace soon, and go to practice in the spiritual domain that senior Ouyang sent him!

Shen Zhenren, who presided over the funeral, glanced at the empress dowager who was kneeling in the first place—Qi Yulin, who is now His Majesty the Empress, and secretly rejoiced in his heart.

Shen Zhenren no longer remembers what the empress dowager looked like when he was a child. When she left a memory in his heart, this memory was branded with a terrible mark.

The horror was grotesque and gratuitous.

Although Shen Zhenren lives in the palace, he has always lived in seclusion, and he is not clear about the affairs of the emperor's family, nor does he know much about the former second emperor's daughter, let alone hear any negative comments about her.

In fact, the second princess has a higher reputation in the palace than outside the palace, and her reputation is better than other princes and princesses.

At least she never punished the palace servants for no reason, let alone killed innocent people indiscriminately when she got angry.

But Shen Zhenren still thought she was scary.

As soon as he heard that Emperor Kaiyuan was going to hold a funeral for himself and hand over the throne to the Empress Dowager, Zhenren Shen immediately sent a message to Daozong, asking them to send a new person to replace him.

Ever since the story of Shen Zhenren stationed in the capital where the aura is thin for several years but his cultivation has increased has spread in the Taoist sect, his fellow sects have become concerned about his position, and they are all eyeing him, wishing that he would return to the sect immediately. Let them take their place.But most of them didn't know that Shen Zhenren's cultivation was not given by the emperor, even if they took away his position, they would not be able to get the benefits he got.And those who know the truth will not tell the truth, they just want to occupy his position more than those who don't know anything, so that they can cling to the senior Ouyang who gave him benefits.

But these people who think they know the inside story don't know that the reason why he has been an enchantment mage in the capital for 30 years is completely inspired by Senior Ouyang; once he gives up his position and leaves the capital, it means that Senior Ouyang Not here, never coming back.

Back then, Daozong sent three elders and more than a dozen foundation-building disciples to the capital to inquire about the haunting of demon cultivators. As a result, the group was stopped by senior Ouyang on the way, beaten up and made prisoners.

Then, Zhenren Shen acted as a messenger, sent the news to the Zongmen, and negotiated with the Zongmen on behalf of Senior Ouyang.

It is said to be a negotiation, but in fact, it is a quarrel within the sect.

Some people want face, some people want peace, the two sides are at a stalemate, and neither can persuade the other.

In the end, the Supreme Elders stood up, including Shen Zhenren's parents who hadn't seen each other for a long time, and forced the head to bow his head. In exchange, Senior Ouyang led his people to leave the capital, and no longer pursued the reason why he and a group of practitioners of unknown origin lived in the capital. In the past, Shen Zhenren, the enchantment mage, was also able to stay in office.

But behind such a compromise, Daozong also cooperated with Senior Ouyang, destroying the sect of Zen, carve up their small spiritual domain hidden outside, and make the whole Zen almost scattered like birds and beasts, and become a mess.

But this matter was not even publicized within Daozong.

Afterwards, Shen Zhenren thought about it quietly, and felt that the latter matter was the key to Daozong's willingness to compromise.

But the truth of this matter has nothing to do with Shen Zhenren, and Shen Zhenren is not very curious. What he thinks now is to get through this false funeral, and then take his little cat demon who finally turned into a human Go to the spiritual realm where senior Ouyang sent him to stay and fly together——

Today's funeral is a false form.

His Majesty the Emperor, who was supposed to pass away, is now snuggling up with his imperial husband in the flower room of the Summer Palace, enjoying the beautiful spring.

"By the way, the house here should also be repaired." Ouyang leaned beside Qi Yunheng, squinting his eyes, enjoying the warm sunshine through the glass skylight, while chatting with Qi Yunheng.

"Let Yulin worry about this kind of thing." Qi Yunheng replied casually, "After you and I leave, there may be newcomers here."

"A man or a woman?" Ouyang asked curiously, "She's not young anymore, so she won't be a big girl with no knowledge of human affairs, right?"

"Maybe, it really is." Qi Yunheng smiled wryly, "I had someone check it out, and her surroundings have always been clean, except for counselors and servants, there really isn't a single guest in the scene."

Speaking of his daughter's charming affair, Qi Yunheng unconsciously glanced at the beauty in his arms.

Thirty years have passed, but his beauty still has the same face, with no trace of age visible, but he has decayed into a white-headed old man, and he has no desire to hug the one he loves.

Thinking about it, Qi Yunheng said, "It's better to let Yulin seal up this place, and no one is allowed to stay here."

Qi Yulin, who was canonized by Qi Yunheng as the empress dowager, also knew about his fraudulent death, but for a not-so-young crown prince, such a thing would only be happy to see it happen, and would never stop it.

But just in case, to prevent someone with good intentions from opening the empty coffin and spoiling this consensual good deed, Qi Yunheng still stayed for a few more days, preparing to leave with Ouyang after the funeral was completely over.

"Forget it, it's just a house, let her have a tryst." Ouyang shook his head disapprovingly, then let out a chuckle again, raised his head and asked Qi Yunheng, "Are you afraid?"

"Huh?" Qi Yunheng was taken aback.

"I'm going to 'die' soon, aren't you afraid?" Ouyang asked with a smile.

"I'm afraid." Qi Yunheng also smiled, "but I'm even more afraid that I won't survive, and I won't be able to stay with Chongyan."

"Don't worry." Ouyang patted Qi Yunheng's chest, "You just need to sleep soundly, and when you wake up, you will be completely new."

"What will I look like?" Qi Yunheng asked expectantly, "Don't be a child?"

"Don't worry." Ouyang smiled brightly, "You will become exactly like me!"

……

one year later.

In the center of Emperor Kaiyuan's mausoleum in Huaguo, two handsome young men with the same height, facial features and eyes opened the huge coffin for Emperor Kaiyuan to rest in peace, took out the heavy armor inside, and put another smaller coffin in it.

"Shall I put this armor on for you?" one of them asked, "It looks very impressive."

"Which one will wear it, please clarify." The other person asked back with a cold face.

"You can give it to whomever you want!" The person who spoke first gave a wicked smile.

The person who spoke first was Emperor Kaiyuan's husband Ouyang, and the person next to him with the same appearance as him was Emperor Kaiyuan himself.

After the funeral, the coffin containing only a set of exquisite armor was sent to the mausoleum, but Emperor Kaiyuan himself left the capital with his imperial husband, ready to reborn and start a new life.

Just as Ouyang promised, Qi Yunheng just closed his eyes, took a nap, opened his eyes again, and the old body left his soul and appeared next to his new body.

And this new body, as Ouyang once described, is exactly the same as him——

It is exactly the same!

From head to toe, from appearance to figure, they are all made from the same mold.

Standing together, the two are exactly like a pair of twin brothers.

But what Ouyang never said, and what Qi Yunheng never imagined, is that the new body is not a body of flesh and blood, but a mechanism puppet made of metal, spirit stones and various rare treasures!

A new body is of course better than an old one.

Strong, solid, infinitely powerful, fearless of swords and swords, there are many organs hidden in the body, so that Qi Yunheng can do many things that ordinary people cannot do like a cultivator casting spells.

But, but, but but...

The new body doesn't have a small penis, not even a fake penis that can't grow bigger!

When he discovered this, Qi Yunheng really wanted to die again and ask Ouyang to change his body.

It's a pity that his royal husband obviously did it on purpose, and he doesn't know how he should die now.

For an organ puppet, hanging himself, committing suicide, and taking poison are all meaningless things, and this new body has also been made impervious to water and fire, and throwing himself into a river or being raped is also ineffective.

The only thing that can make Qi Yunheng talk about masturbation is that the sense of touch is still there, he can still hug, he can still use his fingers, and he can still make Ouyang want to live and die, giving him whatever he wants.

After a year, although Qi Yunheng has gotten used to this body, he still can't help but feel sullen.

Hearing Ouyang's teasing at this moment, Qi Yunheng was even more angry.

Although he really wanted to teach Ouyang a "lesson", but they were in a solemn place, and they would not be able to take action for a while, so Qi Yunheng could only speed up his movements while feeling depressed, and spread the set of armor used as a tomb on the new coffin , and put the removed cover back on.

The new coffin they put in contained Qi Yunheng's former body, and the reason why he made this trip was to bid farewell to the past and leave everything in the past completely.

"Okay." Qi Yunheng said, "You can go."

"Let's say goodbye!" Ouyang held him back.

Qi Yunheng didn't answer, stretched out his hand, touched the edge of the gold-wrapped coffin lightly, turned his head quickly, and said to Ouyang: "Don't worry, I have nothing to be reluctant about."

"Are you sure?" Ouyang raised his eyebrows and asked back.

Qi Yunheng was about to nod, but found that Ouyang had a playful face.

After being stunned for a moment, Qi Yunheng understood, and gave Ouyang a vicious look, but didn't answer.

He was really reluctant to lose such a thing.

But what can he do if he can't bear it? The most rare thing in the world is perfection. After adapting to his new body, he no longer wants to have an ordinary flesh and blood body.

Ouyang grinned, leaned into Qi Yunheng's ear, and comforted him softly: "Don't be angry, when your soul body condenses your spiritual consciousness, I will teach you the method of divine communication, and I promise to make you linger and forget about that weak and evil root .”

"How do you know it will make me linger, who have you tried it with?" Qi Yunheng narrowed his eyes, his eyes were not friendly.

"Uh……"

"Say!"

"No more!" Ouyang hurriedly dismissed it, "That's what it says in the cheat book, and I'm just following the script!"

"Then how do you know that the cheat book is not a lie?"

"Of course someone else has practiced it...Okay, okay, I can't tell you the truth!" Seeing that Qi Yunheng insisted on getting to the bottom of it, Ouyang could only raise his hands in surrender, "Actually, it was recommended by Ugly Bull after he practiced. Mine—is the little puppet who is tired of being in Su Su's arms all day long!"

Only then did Qi Yunheng's expression soften, and he asked instead, "Have you tried it with... Su Su?"

Even in name only, Su Su is Ouyang's woman.

If the two of them had done such a thing, Ouyang would be cuckolded by that ugly bull.

"Probably not." Hearing what Qi Yunheng said, Ouyang's face became weird, but the things he thought of were completely different from Qi Yunheng's, "Su Su, like you, hasn't condensed his spiritual consciousness yet!"

Qi Yunheng was slightly taken aback, vaguely feeling that he had heard some gossip, but soon, his attention was drawn away by Su Su's failure to condense his consciousness so far.

"Hasn't she been by your side for decades? Hasn't she condensed her spiritual consciousness yet?" Qi Yunheng couldn't help worrying about himself.

"Don't compare with her." Ouyang said immediately, "She is too lazy and not enlightened."

"I'm not worse than her?"

"You can use this body as freely as your physical body, which means that your soul body can already diverge into silk. As long as you persist in tempering, sooner or later it will turn into spiritual consciousness." Ouyang said with certainty.

"If I find out that you lied to me again..."

"When did I lie to you!"

"Yes, you didn't lie, you just didn't tell the truth!"

"Oh, don't hold grudges like this... ah ah ah..."

Ouyang let out a series of screams, but Qi Yunheng couldn't bear it anymore, pulled him into his arms, and spanked his buttocks hard.

At such times, Ouyang would regret changing Qi Yunheng's body into such a body that he couldn't handle it, but Qi Yunheng was the opposite.

After the punishment, Qi Yunheng helped Ouyang up.

"It's time to go." Qi Yunheng said solemnly.

Ouyang pursed his mouth and didn't respond.

Qi Yunheng smiled slightly, "Let's go, don't you still want to be buried here with another me?"

"Of course it's impossible!" Ouyang stared angrily.

"Even if you want to, I won't keep you." Qi Yunheng grabbed Ouyang's left hand and said softly, "You have waited for me for 30 years, so why not me?"

"Stop talking sweet words." Ouyang snorted, and shook off Qi Yunheng, but followed him and walked towards the way he came.

Qi Yunheng raised the corner of his mouth, followed up with a smile, grabbed Ouyang's left hand again, and held it in his hand.

This time, Ouyang didn't shake off Qi Yunheng again, but only moved his fingers to intertwine with his fingers.

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The author has something to say: finally finished!

By the way, the judges should remember what Qi Yunheng's new body is, right?

Well, it's the one that the ugly cow doesn't want!