[Full-time master] The history of the people who eat melons 1

This time the story, let's write about Xiaolan.

This article is considered a long story, the four volumes of this article are all irrelevant worlds, but the story is fun, let’s put it together!

Strolling or something—

Heart-warming little angel of Blue River, grandma is optimistic about you!

【Do you think Lan He is a shikigami? Hey! 】

[Give me a dozen of these shikigami, and I'll put them in the garden to keep my eyes peeled! 】

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This era is no longer the time when games are equivalent to scourges.E-sports are generously classified as sports, and our professional players can also be called athletes.Although they are a group of fighting scum, even if their combat power is only 0.5 goose, they are serious athletes!

In any era, there are a small number of people who are conservative in their thinking and do the work of guardians under the banner of not forgetting their original aspirations.

So the professional circle couldn't control it, and these trolls turned their attention to the game union, which was the second level in the professional circle.

In the game unions supported by big clubs, the high-level personnel are all signed with annual salaries. Although they are far less luxurious and dazzling than the contracts of professional players, their careers are much longer than professional players.

In the words of the well-known hand disabled man in the black industry, his hand speed has been irreversible, and he doesn't know how it can degrade.The masters among the players also belong to the kind that cannot degenerate.

The hand speed is already in the [-]s and [-]s, how can I retreat?What do you mean?

Well, it's getting too far, and I accidentally blackmailed the team leader of today's protagonist.

This time, I don't know why this group of trolls suddenly sprayed professional players like Lan Qiao.It is said that they are not doing their jobs properly, wasting their youth, and failing the cultivation of the motherland.

Second Olympic!What's wrong with me?Eat your rice!Why am I wasting my youth?The money I earned in a few years is enough to spend my whole life, I dare not say it, but it is enough for me to look for a job after I retire, okay!And our professional players are the ones with the longest lifespan in the game, and we can casually stick to the game for ten years!

ah?You mean God Ye?Oh, that's not human.

Seriously, you say you are Ye Shen, can you still be a human being!

Lanqiao Chunxue, one of the five masters of Lanxi Pavilion, was looking helplessly at the constipated faces of his colleagues.

"And this one! Live up to the motherland's cultivation!" Bie Zhou stepped on the chair and pointed out Jiangshan's status: "How many of you here have graduated from high school? How many of us are wasting resources except for compulsory education?!! "

Silent.

Then everyone turned their eyes to Lanqiao Chunxue in unison.

Our lovely and caring blue bridge little angel.

Lan Hezhi, whose real name is Xu Boyuan.

"There's one here!" xN

"Oh, I'm preparing for the adult self-study combined master and doctoral degree, what's the matter?" After hanging out with Ye Shen for a long time, this taunting skill will naturally improve, ╮(╯▽╰)╭ hey.

Lan He looked down upon his fellow Taoists all over the world, and all his colleagues bowed down under the nanny's apron.

Then there is the world report.

In order to deal with these trolls who finally found a topic, the Glory League organized a competition where professional players from each club met.

Not fighting for glory is better than IQ and versatility.

Ha ha.

Blue River came back from the manager.

These trolls, if you have the ability, why don't you troll Ye Shen!Afraid of being slapped in the face?Ah ha ha ha ha, I was afraid of playing in the tenth season!The most dazzling Xingxinfeng!

My Daxingxin is so cool!

Hey wait, my thinking just now was a bit dangerous.

delete delete.

"I was born as a person of Lanxi Pavilion and died as a person of Lanxi Pavilion!"

Blue River muttered.

Then this sentence was heard by the sword master who was passing by, and he affirmed Lan He's thoughts with thousands of words eloquently, and then praised Lan He's thoughts with thousands of words, and then used thousands of words (this Maybe nearly ten thousand times) analyzed the blue river, don't be nervous, don't live and die, cherish yourself, face the sea, spring flowers bloom, blah blah.

Facing the Ocean, Spring and Blossom.Lan Hemo, idol, do you want me to lie on the train?

No, I should wonder where Huang Shao learned this allusion,

Love to the depths of nature Black·Blue River thinks.

Huang Shaotian said it was cool, and then he was called away by a gentle-looking man.

Seeing this man, it was the first time that Lan He knew what a man with his own music was.Speaking of which, my big blue rain has a lot of talents, our captain is a man with his own emoji!

What Huang Shao called just now, Cheng Song?

Familiar...

etc!that face!

Isn't this the chief writer of the official song department of Glory!

The glory promotional song he wrote himself, the group portrait of Blue Rain champion that year, and the solo song of Troubled by the Rain in the past few years are all Blue River's true love!

Because it is that song, which is full of madness and despair.

When he listened to it, he could always imagine the pitiful appearance of the enemies under the sword of Ye Yusheng. Under the fan's own 1080P, Ye Yusheng was so handsome.

Maybe the group of illiterate people in Biezhou couldn't find metaphorical words, but Lan Hezhi, a top student, thought for a while and felt that metaphors were not needed.

Poignant!

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Huang Shaotian: Cheng Song, can you rewrite that song?

Cheng Song: I can't change the official release.

Huang Shaotian: But, I always have goosebumps when I hear it!Always brings back bad memories!And why are you so desperate? Cheng Song, are you going to lie on the train!

Cheng Song: Your IQ was lowered by Sun Xiang?That group should leave early.

Huang Shaotian: I don't care!This year's song must be so sweet that those single dogs on the beach will die hahahaha!

Cheng Song: OK.

Huang Shaotian: And there's more...

Cheng Song: Understood, Tiny Herb's father, he wrote something that only Team Wang could hear, right?

Huang Shaotian: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

——To be continued——

The author has something to say:

Pull my beloved Xiaolan out for a while.

By the way, let me fill in the loopholes in the text from Xiaolan's perspective.

Although I think the BUG can't be fixed, because I didn't find the BUG!

Yes, I have a low IQ, I admit it!

It's hot and cool~~~~O(∩_∩)O

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