What's wrong with the binding eunuch system?
Chapter 46 Court Disputes
Kong Jiazi is shameless, and with the help of systematic props, he seduces a peasant girl with his beautiful halo.
In this way, the three of them were able to spend one night at a farmer's house nearby.
That night seemed to be calm, but in fact there was an undercurrent.
Mu Yuanyong sat on the threshold, covered his mouth with one hand and half yawned, half helpless and half having a headache, and looked at the expressionless Kong Jiazi beside him.
"Can I sleep tonight?" He opened his mouth and asked.
The little girl who was clutching the quilt blushed with shame, but she insisted on grabbing Kong Jiazi's sleeve.
Kong Jiazi pulled off his sleeves expressionlessly, then took three steps back expressionlessly, and said in a very cold female voice, "Why are you here?"
The little girl dodged her eyes: "I... have been here all along."
"this is my room."
"I...I live here too, can't my sister sleep with me tonight?" The little girl tried her best to stare at her pitiful eyes, and looked past Kong Jiazi and turned around Mu Yuanyong, quite a bit An angry look: "How can that smelly man sleep with my sister."
Kong Jiazi, who was also a smelly man before putting on his clothes: "..."
This damn system cheats people is so frenzied.
The BUFF of the halo of beauty has already made people want to die, but when they put on clothes, their gender has changed!
Of course, Kong Jiazi himself felt that nothing had changed, nothing more, nothing less.
But in the eyes of others, he is a woman, with a woman's voice and a woman's sexual characteristics.
These have been fully confirmed after communicating with Mu Yuanyong.
At that time, Mu Yuanyong suppressed the smile in his throat: "Is this also given to you by the immortal?"
Kong Jiazi almost gritted his teeth: "Yes..."
Mu Yuanyong patted him on the shoulder: "It can be solved." He used an affirmative sentence.
"You can change back when you take off your clothes, but..." He paused: "It takes twelve hours before you can take them off."
Mu Yuanyong touched the tip of his nose, probably because of his conscience: "Sorry, I didn't expect..."
Kong Jiazi glanced at him, and then Mu Yuanyong's face flushed suddenly, and he coughed: "No, I have no resistance to your appearance, I need to stay away from you, when you can take off this clothes, I'll come find you again."
Confucius: "..."
He grabbed Mu Yuanyong's hand, and saw the two blushes on Mu Yuanyong's face dissipate at once, and finally spread to the base of his ears.
He stammered: "You...what are you doing..."
Kong Jiazi: "..." Surprised by this scene, it took him a while to find his own language, and he didn't bully him hard: "I may get into some trouble with my appearance."
Mu Yuanyong looked up at him.
Seeing Kong Jiazi taking it for granted: "You stop me for a while."
Mu Yuanyong hesitated.
Kong Jiazi continued: "I don't worry about others."
Mu Yuanyong looked up at him again, dodged his eyes, and muttered: "I... I don't have much confidence in myself."
Confucius: "..."
In the end, he managed to get rid of the harassment from the idlers in the village, and walked into the room he was assigned without incident. Just as Kong Jiazi wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, he found a red-faced little girl lying on his bed.
Then there's the scene that just happened.
Mu Yuanyong was a little bit dissatisfied when he heard the girl say that he was a stinky man: "Have you heard of it? I don't stink!"
The little girl turned her head: "Hmph! Smelly man!"
Mu Yuanyong: "You haven't smelled it before, so you say I stink. I take a bath every day and I like to be clean. Maybe it smells better than you!"
Seeing Mu Yuanyong getting serious with a girl who was not yet in her teens, a black line popped out of Kong Jiazi's forehead——fuck, forget that this guy is a childish ghost.
The little girl was about to cry out of anger: "I don't stink!"
"You are stinky, don't admit it, and deliberately slander me, right?"
Confucius: "..."
He was helpless: "Okay."
Both looked at him.
Knowing the little girl's name, Kong Jiazi called out: "Luo Xiaohuan." Seeing Luo Xiaohuan's expectant look, he coldly uttered two words: "Go out."
Luo Xiaohuan's eyes turned red immediately, as if she couldn't believe it. In the end, tears fell down. She wanted to open her voice to cry but felt that it would affect her image. Finally, she took a hard look at Kong Jiazi, covered her mouth and groaned. He ran away.
When he came to the threshold, he stretched out his foot and stepped on Mu Yuanyong fiercely, and shouted bitterly, "Smelly man."
He walked out of the door, and probably didn't care about it, and burst into tears, and finally the sound disappeared slowly, probably walking away.
Mu Yuanyong was quite aggrieved: "Obviously you chased the person away, so why am I the one who suffered?"
He stretched out his hand, sniffed it himself, and narrowed his eyes in satisfaction: "Where does it stink, her nose must be broken."
Confucius: "..." Did he really live two lives?
Not wanting to talk to this childish ghost, he lifted the quilt and was about to go to bed, when he suddenly heard a strange movement under the bed, he stretched out his foot and swept under the bed.
I heard a human voice "Ouch".
It was the voice of a young man.
Mu Yuanyong stopped sitting on the threshold, got up quickly, and stood a little far away from the Confucius family, with a serious expression, and whispered: "Who?! Come out!"
Kong Jiazi had already retracted his foot, he was afraid that the person would shamelessly grab his foot later, although it would be fine, but it would be disgusting.
So he gave way to Mu Yuanyong.
Mu Yuanyong reached out and took out a young man with a furry beard hanging from the corner of his mouth. He must have been kicked in the face first, and he was covering his face with his hands and begging for mercy: "My good man, please forgive me, I didn't mean it!" Yes!"
Naturally, Mu Yuanyong would not spare him easily. It was really suspicious that this man was hiding under their bed quietly.
"Take your hands away." He put one hand on the man's neck: "Let me ask you, what are you doing sneaking here?"
The young man was caught by the neck, and he was immediately overwhelmed with fright. Looking at Mu Yuanyong's stern expression, especially the aura about this man that made people dare not make mistakes, it made him gasp in the dark. But he was angry, so he could only honestly say, "I... I'm just a little thief..."
"In this poor family, even the tank in the kitchen can't be filled with rice." Mu Yuanyong didn't believe it: "What can you steal when you come here?"
The young man looked left and right, his eyes stopped on Kong Jiazi, and he muttered: "Steal anything you can..." He seemed to be fascinated, and his face flushed slightly: "That sister is so beautiful, I was so beautiful before. I just saw it...even the Xinyu Pavilion..."
He paused.
Mu Yuanyong hadn't reacted yet.
Kong Jiazi's blade has already been bullied, and his face is as cold as ice: "You want to steal someone?"
Mu Yuanyong hurriedly let go of his hand, and Kong Jiazi's knife had already cut a hole on the young man's neck: "You want to steal me?"
Blood gurgled down, the little young man had no idea that this beauty was so tricky, and was immediately frightened out of his wits.
But he heard the man gently open his seductive red lips: "Do you have this life?"
The author has something to say: You are so beautiful, you are so beautiful that people commit crimes~
Confucius: Shut up!
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Daily requests for collections and flowers.
In this way, the three of them were able to spend one night at a farmer's house nearby.
That night seemed to be calm, but in fact there was an undercurrent.
Mu Yuanyong sat on the threshold, covered his mouth with one hand and half yawned, half helpless and half having a headache, and looked at the expressionless Kong Jiazi beside him.
"Can I sleep tonight?" He opened his mouth and asked.
The little girl who was clutching the quilt blushed with shame, but she insisted on grabbing Kong Jiazi's sleeve.
Kong Jiazi pulled off his sleeves expressionlessly, then took three steps back expressionlessly, and said in a very cold female voice, "Why are you here?"
The little girl dodged her eyes: "I... have been here all along."
"this is my room."
"I...I live here too, can't my sister sleep with me tonight?" The little girl tried her best to stare at her pitiful eyes, and looked past Kong Jiazi and turned around Mu Yuanyong, quite a bit An angry look: "How can that smelly man sleep with my sister."
Kong Jiazi, who was also a smelly man before putting on his clothes: "..."
This damn system cheats people is so frenzied.
The BUFF of the halo of beauty has already made people want to die, but when they put on clothes, their gender has changed!
Of course, Kong Jiazi himself felt that nothing had changed, nothing more, nothing less.
But in the eyes of others, he is a woman, with a woman's voice and a woman's sexual characteristics.
These have been fully confirmed after communicating with Mu Yuanyong.
At that time, Mu Yuanyong suppressed the smile in his throat: "Is this also given to you by the immortal?"
Kong Jiazi almost gritted his teeth: "Yes..."
Mu Yuanyong patted him on the shoulder: "It can be solved." He used an affirmative sentence.
"You can change back when you take off your clothes, but..." He paused: "It takes twelve hours before you can take them off."
Mu Yuanyong touched the tip of his nose, probably because of his conscience: "Sorry, I didn't expect..."
Kong Jiazi glanced at him, and then Mu Yuanyong's face flushed suddenly, and he coughed: "No, I have no resistance to your appearance, I need to stay away from you, when you can take off this clothes, I'll come find you again."
Confucius: "..."
He grabbed Mu Yuanyong's hand, and saw the two blushes on Mu Yuanyong's face dissipate at once, and finally spread to the base of his ears.
He stammered: "You...what are you doing..."
Kong Jiazi: "..." Surprised by this scene, it took him a while to find his own language, and he didn't bully him hard: "I may get into some trouble with my appearance."
Mu Yuanyong looked up at him.
Seeing Kong Jiazi taking it for granted: "You stop me for a while."
Mu Yuanyong hesitated.
Kong Jiazi continued: "I don't worry about others."
Mu Yuanyong looked up at him again, dodged his eyes, and muttered: "I... I don't have much confidence in myself."
Confucius: "..."
In the end, he managed to get rid of the harassment from the idlers in the village, and walked into the room he was assigned without incident. Just as Kong Jiazi wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, he found a red-faced little girl lying on his bed.
Then there's the scene that just happened.
Mu Yuanyong was a little bit dissatisfied when he heard the girl say that he was a stinky man: "Have you heard of it? I don't stink!"
The little girl turned her head: "Hmph! Smelly man!"
Mu Yuanyong: "You haven't smelled it before, so you say I stink. I take a bath every day and I like to be clean. Maybe it smells better than you!"
Seeing Mu Yuanyong getting serious with a girl who was not yet in her teens, a black line popped out of Kong Jiazi's forehead——fuck, forget that this guy is a childish ghost.
The little girl was about to cry out of anger: "I don't stink!"
"You are stinky, don't admit it, and deliberately slander me, right?"
Confucius: "..."
He was helpless: "Okay."
Both looked at him.
Knowing the little girl's name, Kong Jiazi called out: "Luo Xiaohuan." Seeing Luo Xiaohuan's expectant look, he coldly uttered two words: "Go out."
Luo Xiaohuan's eyes turned red immediately, as if she couldn't believe it. In the end, tears fell down. She wanted to open her voice to cry but felt that it would affect her image. Finally, she took a hard look at Kong Jiazi, covered her mouth and groaned. He ran away.
When he came to the threshold, he stretched out his foot and stepped on Mu Yuanyong fiercely, and shouted bitterly, "Smelly man."
He walked out of the door, and probably didn't care about it, and burst into tears, and finally the sound disappeared slowly, probably walking away.
Mu Yuanyong was quite aggrieved: "Obviously you chased the person away, so why am I the one who suffered?"
He stretched out his hand, sniffed it himself, and narrowed his eyes in satisfaction: "Where does it stink, her nose must be broken."
Confucius: "..." Did he really live two lives?
Not wanting to talk to this childish ghost, he lifted the quilt and was about to go to bed, when he suddenly heard a strange movement under the bed, he stretched out his foot and swept under the bed.
I heard a human voice "Ouch".
It was the voice of a young man.
Mu Yuanyong stopped sitting on the threshold, got up quickly, and stood a little far away from the Confucius family, with a serious expression, and whispered: "Who?! Come out!"
Kong Jiazi had already retracted his foot, he was afraid that the person would shamelessly grab his foot later, although it would be fine, but it would be disgusting.
So he gave way to Mu Yuanyong.
Mu Yuanyong reached out and took out a young man with a furry beard hanging from the corner of his mouth. He must have been kicked in the face first, and he was covering his face with his hands and begging for mercy: "My good man, please forgive me, I didn't mean it!" Yes!"
Naturally, Mu Yuanyong would not spare him easily. It was really suspicious that this man was hiding under their bed quietly.
"Take your hands away." He put one hand on the man's neck: "Let me ask you, what are you doing sneaking here?"
The young man was caught by the neck, and he was immediately overwhelmed with fright. Looking at Mu Yuanyong's stern expression, especially the aura about this man that made people dare not make mistakes, it made him gasp in the dark. But he was angry, so he could only honestly say, "I... I'm just a little thief..."
"In this poor family, even the tank in the kitchen can't be filled with rice." Mu Yuanyong didn't believe it: "What can you steal when you come here?"
The young man looked left and right, his eyes stopped on Kong Jiazi, and he muttered: "Steal anything you can..." He seemed to be fascinated, and his face flushed slightly: "That sister is so beautiful, I was so beautiful before. I just saw it...even the Xinyu Pavilion..."
He paused.
Mu Yuanyong hadn't reacted yet.
Kong Jiazi's blade has already been bullied, and his face is as cold as ice: "You want to steal someone?"
Mu Yuanyong hurriedly let go of his hand, and Kong Jiazi's knife had already cut a hole on the young man's neck: "You want to steal me?"
Blood gurgled down, the little young man had no idea that this beauty was so tricky, and was immediately frightened out of his wits.
But he heard the man gently open his seductive red lips: "Do you have this life?"
The author has something to say: You are so beautiful, you are so beautiful that people commit crimes~
Confucius: Shut up!
-
Daily requests for collections and flowers.
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