What's wrong with the binding eunuch system?

Kong Jiazi was squatting in the corner of the firewood room, and beside his feet lay a dwarf sleeping soundly with his eyes closed. He ignored the monster who called himself the 311 elf that kept nagging in his mind.

Putting his hands on his stomach properly, he rubbed it lightly to fight against the increasingly irresistible hunger. In his current mess of distracting thoughts, this kind of hunger was almost going to penetrate his scalp, making his scalp raw from hunger. It hurts, just kneading it for a while, it's a little better.

He must have been hungry.

he thinks.

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The snow outside the house stopped for a while, and the early winter sun showed a little shy face, but the people in this place did not have the pleasure of enjoying the snow. In winter, here in winter, it is no different from the king of Hades. She sat on the floor of the house in expensive clothes, and in front of her was a small man squatting on the threshold, looking sideways at the outside of the house.

The little man wears two shofar braids, his face is not as round as a child of this age should have, his pointed chin highlights his big black eyes, which should be pitiful, but there is only indifference in those eyes , placed on this child, like a porcelain doll without aura.

I don't know whose stomach rumbled——

The little man looked at the woman sitting on the ground indifferently, and saw her showing him a silly smile again, grinning, and drooling from the corner of her mouth: "Hehe——"

"Hey big-headed ghost." The little man held his stomach and muttered, the fragile and fragile temperament on his face disappeared, like a painting coming to life, the little man leaned against the door, looking melancholy With a terrible look: "Why did you come back to this time?"

The two shofar braids became higher and lower with his movements, he sighed comically like an adult, and didn't look at the crazy woman in the room who was his own mother.

"Fine clothes and fine food for decades, once I return to before I ascended the throne, is it possible that my spoiled stomach, which is used to delicacies from mountains and seas, will have to eat that black bran and rotten nest again?"

The childish voice questioned self-deprecatingly, and the little man stood up from the threshold. Although he was sitting with his daughter dressed up, he was a real man, no, a boy.

Standing on the threshold, he was less than one meter tall and exuded an aura of [-] meters.

Looking at the crawling ants under his feet, he put his hands on his hips and held his head high: "Yuehua Garden respects the group of little bastards raised by the old bastards in Yuchi who pretend to be romantic, and they should honor my troubled emperor today!"

"Oh, sin, sin."

He clasped his hands together, although he said sins and sins, pretending to be merciful, the halazi in his mouth followed.

Thinking of him, the master who must take revenge, he was lucky enough to ascend to the Ninth Five-Year Supreme, and the first thing he did was not to help his idiot mother to the throne of the queen mother, but to kill all the little bastards that the old bastard gave birth to. , Now those little bastards have not yet been born from their mothers' stomachs, so they can only use the real bastards raised in the Jingyu Pond to beat their teeth.

For most of his life, the tyrant who killed all his brothers, brothers, loyal ministers and titans actually got a good death. He pointed to a son who was completely opposite to him and was as obedient as a quail to succeed him. Enjoy the blessings, who would know to go back to my most unlucky childhood.

Continue to hide your strengths and bide your time, honestly be a quail, and wait until the day you ascend the throne to step on shit luck?

Why?

People are dead and birds are in the sky, I have died once, I have enjoyed all the blessings I deserved, and I have paid off all the revenge I deserved in my previous life, and I have nothing to regret about the past, who knows which god in the sky can't think about it for a while Throw him back to this time again.

He had been sitting here for a whole day, but he just couldn't figure out which god he had offended.

Or committed some taboo?

The hell knows.

The sea of ​​dead people he offended in his previous life has gone, and he can't think of it.

Well, let’s take one step at a time.

I've spent my whole life tossing death, so I won't be affected by this inexplicable rebirth.

snort!

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At noon, the door of the woodshed was opened from the outside, and the white-faced and beardless father-in-law threw in half a bag of rice this morning, and pointed to the well in the yard: "I want to eat it myself."

After he finished speaking, he didn't stay long, opened the door halfway, not afraid of these children running around, Shi Shi ran away.

Only the children in the room looked at the rice in the bag blankly. One child quickly opened the bag and took a look. He was sure that it was the real white rice grains—the rice that the nobles ate.

These poor and accustomed children have never seen rice like this before, and they dare not reach out to touch it, looking cautious and surprised.

It was only after I learned about it that I realized that if there is only rice, what should I use to burn it?

The firewood was burning inside the house, and it was smoky. Some children had long been suffocated, but they dared not move because they were afraid of the cold. It hurts, but it makes people feel a little more relaxed for no reason.

The children shivered and gathered together to think of ideas, but before they could come up with [-], the father-in-law went to the door again Shi Shiran, threw down a small pot, and said: "Be careful, you have to return it!" of."

Just walked away like a matter of course.

But none of these children felt that there was something wrong. They all looked at the father-in-law's back with gratitude, and then the children who were squatting or sitting on the ground got up tremblingly and started tossing a bowl of porridge that could be eaten in their mouths.

The Kong family is as immovable as a mountain, and is focused on fighting hunger and the monsters in his head. Now that he has a sharp weapon, he is not afraid of being bullied by other children. If he can't grab others later, he will threaten him with a knife to see who dares to starve him.

The monster said a lot of nonsense, some things Kong Jiazi couldn't understand at all, such as carbon dioxide and germs.

While pretending he didn't hear it at all, he kept it in his heart silently, but even though the monster was chirping and chirping, he just didn't make a sound.

But when I warmed up by the fire before, I felt a little uncomfortable to breathe, which should be related to that carbon dioxide monster.

He couldn't help but feel sad, there are so many monsters in this world, and he doesn't know how to get rid of them, and he has never heard of some of the names of the monsters that caused chaos in his body, which is even more terrifying. Where are those celestial masters? It's their opponents again.

Alas, forget it, I can't protect myself, so stop caring about what others will do.

He felt even more desolate for a moment, he couldn't see the light, only despair remained, but he felt that it would be better to live than to die, anyway, if the monster really wanted his body to do something bad.

He...he just...

Bite your tongue!

Probably because he had to think too much, which caused his inner emotions to become much stronger, and he was captured by that monster.

"What? Kill yourself by biting your tongue? Why are you so overwhelmed? Why do you want to die at such a young age? I was like a dull gourd before. I think you must have mental problems. It's really a crime. I think my 311 voice is sweet and pleasant, and my business is shrewd and capable. , How did I meet such an uninspired guy like you? I should have known that I shouldn’t have accepted this mission. I really don’t understand the thoughts of you players. You are doing evil. I have really met my opponent!”

"You said you went to see a doctor if you had a mental problem. What kind of games do you play? Can games solve your mental problems? Isn't this putting the cart before the horse? Think about how much it would cost to just buy the eunuch's game experience qualification certificate." Ten thousand, the additional accessories, what kind of game cabin, what kind of nutrition, isn’t it all money? Go to see a psychiatrist, spend thousands of dollars, chat every day, relax, and meet beautiful Yes, maybe the major issues in my life will be resolved...Grandma's, it makes me want to see a psychiatrist..."

"Don't be angry, think about my high salary of tens of thousands a month, think about the few children in my family who are going to school, the customer is God, God, God!"

"Boy! Tell me what you want. What props do you want? I'll secretly sell them to you. I'll deduct them from my salary. Don't make me look like your enemy by keeping silent all your life. You can't say anything at all." The thought of committing suicide, you have made it difficult for me, my brother, my guide elf wants to guide people to commit suicide, I will go to jail, brother!"

"Brother, pay attention to me ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

Kong Jiazi was deaf, as stable as Mount Tai, calmly ignoring the broken thoughts in his mind.

Now he is getting more and more adept at discarding distracting thoughts, which can make it harder for the monster to capture his inner thoughts.

Anyway, I couldn't understand what the monster said again.

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Beside the Jingyu Pool, the shofar braid moved a long, sharp stone from the strange stone garden and slammed it towards the pool surface where the ice was condensed. , There were cracks on the mirror-like ice surface of Jingyu Lake. They thought it was someone who didn't know how to live or die jumped down, and they all leaned on brooms to watch the fun.

I thought that if the person who jumped down was a servant who was not frozen to death by freezing water and caught up, he would be beaten to death, but if it was a nobleman, it would be difficult to explain.

A few strong eunuchs had already gone to Wang Zi to scoop up people in the Jingyu Pond, but they were not surprised at all. They hadn't seen the nobles who had just passed by in broad daylight.

If it's really a lifeless slave...

The eunuchs hated their teeth, but there was nothing they could do.

The sinful shofar braid was squatting on a stone under the bridge, resting his chin and muttering: "Why haven't I seen any fish come up, I... I... I remember that the fish here are very fat." .”

Hearing that more and more people were coming this way, he rolled his eyes, and suddenly thought of a rather deadly idea, but found it interesting, and couldn't hold it back for a while.

"No matter what, I'm still a prince now. No, princess, even if I don't get favored, I'm still the kind of bastard. Those slaves who are willing to do whatever they want don't dare to watch me die."

"I don't torment them, who am I tormenting?"

After thinking about it, the shofar braid washed his face with cold water, looked wet, then opened his throat and cried.

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