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The hot air balloon flew up for two days, and occasionally went down to prepare supplies. Some people would ask, how could this thing fly in the sky.

Most of them are curious, and some children are naughty and want to come up. Mu Yuanyong agrees. If they encounter difficult people, such as those who are closed in the village and think they are great, Mu Yuanyong was not polite to those who vowed to trouble them, speak bossy, and domineering. Most of them would let their hot heads cool down, knowing what it feels like to hit an egg against a rock.

He was quite a vicious person, he stripped off his clothes, asked people to run around, and even made people bet, and gathered a bunch of people to watch this fun, in short, he behaved like a dandy who relied on his background to mess around.

Kong Ji couldn't understand him, saying that he was mature, and he never shirked his responsibilities, and even carried what he didn't have on his shoulders, and did what he said, and now he spreads out step by step without being humane to outsiders. blueprint.

But occasionally there will always be a childish side, like a ten-year-old naughty boy, who doesn't care about airs, plays around wantonly, and does some harmless pranks. I have to weigh whether my status is not suitable for doing this kind of thing, but he has never had the burden of being an idol. Fortunately, his status is too heavy, and he has always been his one word, so most others have gotten used to it, and there is no such thing as feeling I don't like it, I'm really used to it, but I still think it's good that he is like this, he is easy-going and has no airs, he can mix with the people below, he feels kind and stress-free, and he does things more efficiently.

Kong Ji knew that Mu Yuanyong only looked innocent, but in fact he was very scheming and deep in the city, but he was always moved and attracted by the innocent and naive side he showed unreservedly in front of him, and then fell in love with him. Deception -- maybe, especially compared to what he's done elsewhere.

But no matter what.

What he always knew was that the weight he had on the other party and the other party's weight on him had never diminished.

This hot air balloon trip took a shorter time than they had imagined. It was originally planned to take a week, but on the fourth day, they had already flown to a small town near the capital, and happened to come across the haunted house again. The inn, the shopkeeper did not have time to dial the abacus at the door this time, he was very busy at this time, the number of clerks in the store had expanded from the only one at that time to ten, and it was still a bit too busy.

When Mu Yuanyong and the others came over, the shopkeeper was slightly taken aback. He obviously remembered the customer who helped him solve troubles a year ago, and immediately smiled: "The benefactor is back?"

Mu Yuanyong and Kong Ji walked in: "Have a rest at your place for one night, and we will enter the capital tomorrow."

The shopkeeper said: "Originally the seat was full, but the benefactor is naturally different. I vacated an upper room here. It was originally reserved for the nobleman, and now it can be regarded as its status--secondary, Arrange that noble room for your benefactor."

That Xiaoer happened to be familiar, and walked over with a smile: "Oh, rare guest, please come inside!"

Mu Yuanyong said: "I haven't seen you for a year, but you haven't changed much."

"Why hasn't it changed?" The waiter said, "What was the price of the inn when you came here, and what is the price now."

"In the past, the boss wanted to pack up and go back to his hometown. If I hadn't forced him to stay, he wouldn't be able to enjoy the current situation. Originally, because of the matter of the former emperor, there was a battle in the capital at night. , Some well-informed people moved away overnight, what happened, I didn't expect the Queen Mother to be so powerful, and suppressed this matter in a short while, and His Royal Highness, no one thought of it."

He said: "It's really changing every day. I am a little envious of the people in the border town. People from many other countries have gone. I heard that more than half of the people in Wu Kingdom have moved away, because of the prince's highness. What kind of factory, what are they going to make... what kind of steam, anyway, the big guy who is very powerful, that is, His Royal Highness, can subdue him, relying on this thing, they can make things very quickly, like those clothes and so on Yes, thousands of pieces can be made in a day, and there are telescopes and so on, which are so rare that someone brings them over, but there is almost one person in the border town..."

He talked about it endlessly: "Tell me why we are so popular here, because it is said that His Royal Highness secretly went to become a man, and this is the way he walked, not only our inn is popular, but also the inn business on this street. It's all very good, because it is said that His Royal Highness passed by here, so he also wants to come here for luck or something. At first, everyone was pessimistic, but after such a toss, everything changed, either rushing to the border city, or Come to the capital."

Mu Yuanyong asked, "Come from the capital?"

Xiaoer said: "Yes, no matter how you say it, His Royal Highness can't stay at the border forever and never come back. He always wants to go back to the capital. Who knows what changes will be brought to the capital? Anyway, we little people Hey, let's get lucky in everything, and don't dare to think too much, as long as the business goes up a little bit, we will be satisfied."

Mu Yuanyong smiled: "In fact, think about it more, it's okay, don't be afraid."

Xiao Er just shook his head: "Don't dare, too much extravagance of this kind of thing will shorten your lifespan. There are only so many blessings in a person's life. There are too many at this moment. I'm afraid I can't bear it, I can't bear it."

Mu Yuanyong: "I can bear it, I can bear it."

Xiao Er: "I can't bear it, I can't bear it."

Mu Yuanyong: "I can really bear it, you believe me."

Xiaoer: "No, no, no more."

Mu Yuanyong: "Then His Royal Highness really wants to live with you, but what should we do?"

The expression on Xiaoer's face was suffocated, and then, like a thief, he lowered his head, looked around, and whispered: "How did you know that?"

Mu Yuanyong said calmly, "What's wrong?"

Xiao Er said seriously: "Actually, we have also guessed which one is so lucky in this street."

Mu Yuanyong: "Oh?"

Xiao Er: "It seems that the second one is the one with the highest probability, because their family has always received that kind of special guests, but I have a vague hunch."

Mu Yuanyong held back his laughter, and said with difficulty, "What kind of premonition."

Xiao Er: "I think it might be possible, this matter is very likely to fall on our heads - this is uncertain, don't you think?"

Mu Yuanyong: "I think what you said makes sense."

Xiaoer smiled happily: "Oh, I dare to say that to you, the guest officer. I am an old acquaintance, and I will not lose face. If I want to talk to other guests, I dare not say that, even the boss does not dare to say that." think."

Mu Yuanyong: "There's nothing you dare not think about. Young people should be more courageous."

Xiao Er just laughed hahahaha, didn't say anything, just kept giggling.

Mu Yuanyong: "Actually..."

Xiao Er hummed and looked up at him.

Mu Yuanyong: "There is a secret, I can only tell you, you must not tell others."

Xiao Er: "How to say?" He leaned closer, with a dignified expression.

Mu Yuanyong said softly: "I am...that...your highness the crown prince you said...."

Xiao Er: "........."

Mu Yuanyong: "Really."

Xiao Er hurriedly looked left and right for a while, seeing that no one was looking over, he touched his chest and said, "Guest officer, you are too courageous, can you still make this kind of joke?"

Mu Yuanyong: "...Damn, why don't you believe me, I really do."

Xiaoer stretched out his hand to cover his mouth, but was stopped by Mu Yuanyong's guards, and Mu Yuanyong said, "I'm so brave, don't I think so?"

Those who have a good relationship with Mu Yuanyong just snickered there, and didn't come to smooth things over. The poor little girl was so frightened that her voice couldn't speak smoothly. I won’t let you say it, alas, what if someone hears this!”

Xiaoer kept thinking: "I was killed by you, now I am killed by you!"

"Sure enough, I couldn't be too complacent before." Xiaoer slapped himself on the mouth: "Make you proud, let you be proud."

When he did this, he attracted the attention of others. There was a guest officer who looked there furtively. After watching for a while, he wanted to get closer, but was stopped by Mu Yuanyong's guards. He walked back resentfully. .

Xiao Er didn't even dare to do any big moves, he said with a frowning face, "Please, sir, please let us go."

Mu Yuanyong spread his hands: "I really didn't lie to you. Think about it, what is the identity of His Highness the Crown Prince now? It's not like before. Where else would anyone dare to impersonate? It's not that life is too long. No one but himself Dare to say that he is His Royal Highness the Crown Prince."

He didn't lower the volume of his words, and was heard by others at that time. Although Mu Yuanyong didn't say what he said, some people still deliberately misinterpreted his words.

The original sneaky guy immediately jumped up and shouted as if he had grasped something, and pointed at Mu Yuanyong: "Okay, you are so brave, you dare to pretend to be His Royal Highness the Crown Prince!" !"

He danced so fast that Mu Yuanyong, who originally just wanted to shake Xiao Er casually, was slightly taken aback.

Then he looked at that person with the eyes of an alien, and he said without any excuse, "Have you met His Royal Highness the Crown Prince?"

Originally, he just said this casually, but that guy immediately put on an expression of exposing you, patted his chest and said that he is the waiter of a certain inn next door, who doesn't know that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince once lived in his inn, and was lucky enough to meet him His Royal Highness the Prince.

Then he used a bunch of hype idioms to describe His Highness the Crown Prince, and pointed at Mu Yuanyong, despising him.

It had been a long time since Mu Yuanyong had seen such a beautiful and refined person who was rushing to seek death.

A group of his subordinates just watched the fun and didn't come to rescue the scene. Mu Yuanyong was fine, and felt a little strange, as if he was watching the fun, but Ren Xiaoer was genuinely frightened. Shocked, yet shocked and angry, his face turned purple because of emotions, he wanted to scold, but because of that moment, he was startled, angry, fearful and fearful, all these emotions rushed up like an explosion .

He couldn't even utter a single word from his mouth.

He stretched out his hand vigorously, pointed at that guy, his face was extremely ferocious: "You!"

"What about me?" The guy had a petite look on his face, and he was quite proud, and even raised his voice: "I have been guarding against you for a long time, I have no real skills, but I can only play tricks Guy, the hands and feet you did behind your back, what you said about not fighting or grabbing, while saying that you have no blessings, while secretly dragging people to pretend to be His Royal Highness, what a plan!"

"It's just the cleverness of our shopkeeper who asked me to ambush here a long time ago, just to prevent you from doing anything." He pointed at Xiaoer and Mu Yuanyong while talking: "His Royal Highness!? Ha!" He grinned forcefully and sneered, before spitting on the ground: "Bah!"

"Even if you're looking for someone to lie to you, you don't find someone who is reliable. With his virtue, hairless mouth, jerk, and looks like a woman, you can find him! Fooling everyone is blind!"

Originally, Mu Yuanyong wanted to watch the fun, and he didn't even bother to treat this person as an opponent when he was dealing with this kind of person who was not afraid of death. It was the most difficult day ever, and I never had it.

He just took a step forward, but Kong Ji could no longer listen.

Kong Ji: "Immortal bodyguard, take down this shameless bastard!"

A few guards had been standing aside for a long time, but without the instructions of Mu Yuanyong, Kong Ji and others, it was inconvenient for them to make their own decisions, so they stood still all the time - this kind of behavior prohibited by orders was the standard for them guards Literacy.

So even if they had reached the point where they couldn't bear it, they still didn't act rashly.

Hearing Kong Ji's order, the few people who looked like they were just ordinary farmers in their attire, suddenly put someone who was just complacent on the ground in a blink of an eye.

The man was still dissatisfied, and still yelled: "Return to the imperial guards, a few peasants dare to claim their names in vain, take their own humiliation, and deceive the king. When you die, don't struggle again!"

Kong Ji frowned slightly: "Stop his foul mouth for me."

I don't know who it is, quite crooked, touched his body, took out a stinky sweat towel, and passed out before the man's mouth was blocked.

The brothers next to him were caught off guard and almost fell for it. A soldier with a small mole on his forehead said, "Damn! How long have you not washed it? The smell is comparable to a woman's ten-year-old foot wrap!"

The crooked brother showed a very simple and honest smile, which was very inconsistent with his hurtful actions, and he only heard him say: "If you haven't washed it, you haven't washed it. It's been half a year."

The soldier with the little mole could hear the smugness in his tone, and couldn't bear it even more: "You're so proud of yourself! I'm going to fix it today, and I'm going to pinch you to give you a good wash."

The two soldiers teased each other in a low voice and quickly. Some of the guest officers in the inn were still eating, and they didn't dare to eat now, but no one ran away. look, nor dodge.

The soldier hiding in the crowd took the opportunity to get close to him and said, "Aren't you afraid of accidents?"

Someone said in a low voice: "At the foot of the imperial city, where will something happen? If something really happens, those officials will lose their heads. Just wait, before half a stick of incense comes out, these people will be taken to the prison." Go, after a few blows with the killing stick, you will be honest."

The soldier nodded slightly, feeling that the law and order here is still well controlled, he secretly made a note, and planned to send it to the intelligence office to see if he could exchange some points.

Mu Yuanyong is now implementing a point system in his army, that is to say, if you make a contribution, you will be counted as points, and then the points can be exchanged for official positions, money, and everything, so that there is no such thing as I just want People who want money and don’t want to be promoted but have no choice but to be unwilling after receiving rewards, this can be regarded as giving them some small autonomy.

But with such a small amount of autonomy, the ethos of the entire team has also changed accordingly. It is no longer the chief who repeatedly orders and repeats, repeatedly emphasizing what you want to do. The trouble of killing chickens and monkeys, after tossing for a long time, I still can't understand it, and I still don't listen to what should not be listened to.

But now everyone is taking the initiative to do it, and you don’t even need to emphasize it. You memorize the rules and regulations, abide by them, and find ways to make contributions and earn points. Some want to get more money, and some want to climb faster. It is true that everyone has their own ambitions, but in the end Mu Yuanyong can make them all work hard in one direction.

Only in this way can they be regarded as a qualified army.