O is used to it, A can't get up!

"I said President Lin, did you recruit a fine panda from a long distance away?" Si Yuanfang glanced lightly at Lin Yueying.

Ren Yang pursed his lips and let out two muffled laughs. He just felt that Si Yuanfang's description was interesting, but he didn't feel offended much.

Lin Yueying smiled at Ren Yang with some embarrassment: "Uh, in fact, the person in the distance is just looking at me, but he is actually quite a good person."

Ren Yang looked like I understand, you don't need to explain more.

No wonder Alpha has such a scarce dormitory that a four-person room can be vacated, because there is such a poisonous classmate in the room.

"No, no, the main reason is that no one wants to climb on the [-]th floor." Lin Yue saw what Ren Yang was thinking from the video, and quickly explained to Si Yuanfang.

Ren Yang: "..." This explanation is indeed more plausible than the flattering roommates.

"Then you guys chat first, I still have some things to deal with at the student union." Lin Yueying looked at the two people who were barely in harmony and breathed a sigh of relief.

He stretched his muscles and bones, and planned to go to the school doctor's office to find some ointment that could heal the injured muscles and bones.

After Si Yuanfang put the wireless hair dryer back on the table, he turned his attention to Lin Yueying: "Wait a minute, can you deal with the matter of the two guys in the dormitory next door? They brought Omega back to bed in the middle of the night to disturb the people. Don't you care?"

Ren Yang, who was drinking water with his head up, suddenly pricked up his ears, the two of them... Are all contemporary college students this big? "

"The student union is already preparing to issue a notice to give the three of them a serious warning. The killing of the chicken by Lao Fang in the middle of the night is very intrusive, and I really have wronged you." Lin Yueying sighed lightly, quietly Looking at Si Yuanfang, he said.

Ren Yang: "Wait, wait a minute, kill the chicken???"

Lin Yueying noticed that Ren Yang was standing there in a daze, deep in thought. He said helplessly, "There are a pair of brothers living in the dormitory next door, and one of them has a partner. Omega, I'm a little squeamish, I have to drink chicken soup at night, and I have to eat The freshest…”

Just imagine, every time at one o'clock in the morning, everyone gradually fell asleep, and suddenly there was a deafening cock crowing.

Whoever would have wondered in the middle of the night if he had a very strange dream.

Especially Si Yuanfang, his sleep quality was not good, he heard the miserable crowing of chickens for a whole week, and he felt that his spirit had been hit by an inexplicable blow.

"In the early morning, you can still order 24-hour delivery, right?" Ren Yang remembered that he had eaten several suppers in the early morning.

Si Yuanfang chuckled, and he sat lazily on his armchair: "What do you know, it's chicken soup full of resentment from the whole floor. Is it the same as the non-pretentious and unpretentious chicken soup outside?" ?”

Ren Yang: "..."

In the middle of the night, people kill chickens and make soup, which is really quite a job.

"You guys are so good-natured, I would probably not be able to bear it." Ren Yang's expression was a bit complicated, he felt that if such a thing happened to him in the middle of the night, the door next door would probably be smashed down by him.

Lin Yueying smiled coolly, with a melancholy expression on his face: "When something like this happened, it's understandable to do something extreme. So Yuanfang and Jiuge, another roommate of yours, bought a dog the day before yesterday. The electric weasel stole the chicken in the middle of the night, and the scream of the chicken was heard from the [-]th floor to the first floor.

"In the end, because the weasel ran out of battery, it got stuck under the fire hydrant in the corridor on the second floor. The chicken crowed all night, and was rescued after ten o'clock in the morning. I don't know if the chicken is crazy or not, anyway. The whole dormitory building is going crazy."

Ren Yang stood there for a long time without opening his mouth, and after a few seconds, he still couldn't hold back his laughter.Although it sounds pitiful, it's really funny. He will soon have two sand sculpture roommates.

………………

After Lin Yueying left, Ren Yang and Si Yuanfang sat in silence for a while.

The atmosphere was a bit awkward at first, but in the end it was Si Yuanfang who opened the topic first, he coughed lightly: "Well, can you open your suitcase and have a look, otherwise I always feel that there is something terrible in it."

Ren Yang glanced at the 1.2-meter suitcase he was standing against the wall and was silent for a moment, then got up silently and put the suitcase on the ground.

When the other party said that, he was also a little scared.

This suitcase contained almost all of Ren Yang's belongings, and most of the clothes he had previously disposed of were second-hand.

Because Luo Ye said that those clothes were filled with the breath of Omega in other dormitories, and they were no longer suitable for him to wear.His current pheromone is very unstable, and it is very likely to be stimulated.

"By the way, let me tell you in advance. On Mondays and Tuesdays, I will clean up. On the third and fourth, Qin Jiuge will be yours. On the fifth and sixth, it will be yours. On Sundays, we will clean up. It is enough for you to have a panda spirit in the dormitory, so don't keep other pets." "Si Yuanfang said lazily leaning on the recliner.

Ren Yang, who was making the bed, twitched a little recently after hearing his words, thinking that even if he was a panda spirit, he would still be the most beautiful little fairy.

Si Yuanfang raised his eyelids and looked at Ren Yang on the bed: "The most important thing is, don't bring your Omega partner to the dormitory. Of course, if you don't mind sharing resources when the pheromones erupt, I don't care."

As soon as the words fell, a soft pillow hit him in the face.

Ren Yang smiled innocently: "Sorry, slippery hands."

He was smiling at the moment, but he sneered in his heart: Heh, I'm just afraid that if I don't control the pheromone well, you will be shadowed all your life.

Si Yuanfang glanced at him, then threw the pillow back to him without thinking about it.

After Ren Yang tidied up his bed, he got out of bed and put all the seventeen or eighteen bottles of medicine in the suitcase on his desk.

Most of these drugs are used to regulate pheromones and control the symptoms of endocrine disorders, and there are even a few bottles of AO inhibitors.

His current pheromones are still difficult to control, and if they are not kept in order, they will burst out suddenly one day, so he still needs drugs to improve.

However, these medicines have more or less side effects. It is said that taking too much is easy...

Just as he sat down, there was a knock on the door, and Ren Yang raised his chin at Si Yuanfang.He just came to the dormitory not long ago, and it was obvious that the person outside was not looking for him.

He sat on a chair and lazily put his legs on his desk, and began to study the instructions for those medicines.

After reading the instructions of those medicines, Ren Yang twitched his lips. He found that these medicines may have side effects ranging from dizziness and vomiting to diarrhea and allergies, from schizophrenia to bipolar depression. He felt that he might go to heaven after taking a course of treatment.

Thinking of this, Ren Yang silently stuffed two pills into his mouth.

In fact, it's pretty good. You can experience all kinds of life after taking a medicine.

"Hey, is it a new roommate?" A boy with a backpack walked in, and Ren Yang guessed that this should be the Qin Jiuge they were talking about.

Qin Jiuge smiled and stretched out his hand to Ren Yang, who was lying on his back. When he smiled, he showed two dimples: "Hello, my name is Qin Jiuge."

Ren Yang turned his head, the astonishing smoky makeup made Singer Qin Jiu tremble.

He smiled and stretched out his hand to shake back: "Hello, my name is Ren..."

"Just let it go." Si Yuanfang answered quickly.

Qin Jiuge: "Wow, is this handsome guy's name so unique???"

Ren Yang: "..." He thought the meme was over, bro.

After a while, he grinned at the two of them and said, "No, actually my name is Ren Shousheng."

"That won't do, you'll be fined if you steal a baby. Besides, your lipstick is on your teeth." Si Yuanfang complained silently.

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