O is used to it, A can't get up!

Ren Yang was silent for a while, and then asked silently, "Darling, don't you think you are being too harsh on me?"

"If I had been harsh on you, I wouldn't have let you go to the ophthalmology department, but had sent you to the ICU directly." Si Yuanfang chuckled lightly, and after finishing speaking, he casually stood by his chair and changed his clothes.

Ren Yang propped his head up, his gaze followed the unbuttoned hand of the other party moving down little by little, and when he saw Si Yuanfang's sturdy figure, he raised his eyebrows and blew a whistle with a lot of information.

Si Yuanfang was almost unbuttoned by his whistling. He turned his head, glared at Ren Yang and scolded with a smile, "You really want to go to the ICU, don't you?"

"Actually, I want to get into your heart, baby." Ren Yang said half-jokingly with a smirk on his face.

To be honest, Si Yuanfang really fits his aesthetics.If he was still an Omega, he probably really wanted to flirt with the other party.But now that he is an Alpha, he will probably only get one answer, damn it!

After imitating the tone of the other party's words in his mind, Ren Yang couldn't help turning his head and laughing.

On the other hand, Si Yuan looked at the guy who was slumped in his chair with a smile on his face and said, "Take it easy, your chances of breaking your belly from laughing are much higher than normal people."

Ren Yang covered his abdomen with one hand, and waved at Si Yuanfang with the other. He suppressed a smile and said, "It's okay, this kind of minor injury is not enough to go back to the ICU."

Si Yuanfang sighed, and couldn't help but feel a little worried about his laughing point. People say that people who love to laugh can't be too unlucky, but this guy is so weak that he can still laugh even if he is physically disabled.

After Ren Yang finally recovered from his honeyed laughter, Si Yuanfang didn't want to talk to him anymore, he coughed twice to clear his sore throat.

What Si Yuanfang packed for him today was pork ribs and liver. Ren Yang saw that the ratio of the porridge to the pork ribs and liver was not right. He looked at the other party curiously and asked, "Did you seduce the lady boss? I'm a little overwhelmed by the amount of porridge in the bowl."

"Seduce you big-headed ghost, I asked the boss to add three times the ingredients for you, and added a contact information, remember to transfer the money to me, forty." Si Yuanfang's speech was a bit fast, and there was almost no time for the other party to react. , and threw the QR code screen of his brain in front of Ren Yang.

As soon as Ren Yang turned his head, he found that the QR code was on his face. He stepped back slightly, and stretched out his hand to push the QR code in front of him away: "Then you must still seduce the lady boss."

"Why?" Si Yuanfang asked a little puzzled.

Ren Yang turned on his smart brain and scanned the QR code, he chuckled lightly and said, "Why else would the boss have such a big opinion on you, three times the material would be less."

Si Yuanfang sneered, and raised his eyebrows when he looked at the newly added contact person: "I'm super handsome? Forget it, can you show some face?"

Looking at the user account, he couldn't help laughing, and casually clicked on the user profile picture.Ren Yang's avatar is not as fancy as he imagined, the black characters on a white background is a handsome word, too simple and rough, but unexpectedly in line with the other party's style of painting.

As soon as Ren Yang took his chopsticks out of the packing box, there was a sharp chirp in the corridor, and he subconsciously looked at the closed dormitory door.

Si Yuanfang cursed, got up and began to put on the clothes he had taken off earlier, so fast that Ren Yang wondered if the other party just showed it to him on purpose.

He ran to the shoe rack in two steps, and while bending over to change his shoes, he explained: "This is the emergency notification bell on campus, and it won't ring under normal circumstances. I'm going down first, so hurry up."

After that, he hurriedly opened the dormitory door and ran out.

Ren Yang glanced at the calendar and laughed softly, got up and closed the door of the dormitory again. The emergency notification bell of Imperial University usually only rings in two situations, either when it is a disaster prevention drill or when a disaster occurs, or It's just that some big guy came to the school.

He can count the people who will come during this time period with one hand, but unfortunately he doesn't really want to see any of them right now.

Ren Yang leisurely returned to his seat and continued to drink porridge, the notification bell outside the door was still ringing desperately, hearing the pain in the back of his head.

After seeing the man on the stage in the auditorium, Si Yuanfang began to regret coming down, but he felt that Ren Yang should also regret not coming down.

He should have thought that his elder brother would come to Imperial University to recruit new students in the past few days.

November is also the annual recruiting period of the Imperial Military Academy, and Si Yuanhang, as the school's vice principal, will naturally come in person.

Ten years ago, Lin Xiusi personally broke the barrier for the Omega of the Emperor Star to go to the Imperial Military Academy, because he proved that Omega also has the ability not to lose to Alpha.Therefore, this makes Lin Xius the reason why most Omega male gods in the interstellar world.

What makes people feel a little funny is that Lin Xiusi is Si Yuanhang's ex-fiancé.

………………

When Si Yuanfang returned to the dormitory, he found that Ren Yang was leisurely sitting on a chair smoking a cigarette. Although he was looking at the air purifier, his leisurely posture still made him a little annoyed.

"Did you suddenly feel that your life was wasted by meaningless things for two hours?" Ren Yang looked at him and laughed, then extinguished the two-thirds of the cigarette in his hand and put it in the empty lunch box beside him .

Si Yuanfang twitched the corner of his mouth, and he thought that it was more than two hours.

Because Si Yuanhang's speeches today were basically scripts written by him, so every time his brother said a sentence, the next sentence would automatically play in his mind, and he was so exhausted.

And what made him feel even more helpless was that the freshmen did not meet the recruiting standards at all. It could be said that his running up and down this time was really meaningless.

"Are you really not afraid of an earthquake or something?" Seeing the other party's leisurely appearance, Si Yuanfang guessed that Ren Yang never went downstairs at all.

Ren Yang got up and went to the water dispenser to get him a glass of water, and said with a light smile, "It's really going to be an earthquake, no matter how disabled I am, I can't outrun you young people. Hey, where did Jiuge go?"

"I complained to the FW headquarters in the morning. He said that it was the first time in his life that he was called an idiot by a car, so he had to ask for an explanation anyway." Si Yuanfang said casually while drinking water.

Ren Yang: "..." Don't you feel guilty at all?

After drinking the water, Si Yuanfang smoked a cigarette from Ren Yang's cigarette case on the table. Ren Yang smoked like a lady's fine cigarette.

He put the cigarette in his mouth, and hooked his fingers at Ren Yang to signal him to give him the lighter.

Ren Yang reached out to get the cigarette back, but Si Yuanfang took two steps back to avoid it.

Si Yuanfang raised his eyebrows slightly, and said with a smile, "I'll bring you food for running up and down, and you can't even part with a cigarette. Your heart is bigger than your lungs, let it go."

Ren Yang looked at him dumbfounded: "This cigarette is strong, you are not used to it."

Si Yuanfang also had a face that was fucking teasing me, he could smell a sweet smell from far away, and that guy actually told him it was strong.

He turned around and took out a lighter from his drawer and lit it.

"........."

Ren Yang rested his chin and quietly looked at Si Yuanfang who was choking on tears: "Baby, is it exciting?"

"Ahem, cough, me, shit..." Si Yuanfang wanted to speak at first, but his throat was still burning, and his chest was still constricted.

He couldn't hold back and coughed a few more times, looking at the cigarette in his hand with only two puffs in disbelief.

Ren Yang looked at his choked eyes and smiled gloatingly, grabbed a fruity mint from his drawer and threw it to him: "If you don't listen to the beauty, you will suffer in front of your eyes, baby."

Si Yuanfang wiped his eyes, he extinguished the cigarette and threw it into the trash can. After opening the fruit candy, he realized where the sweet smell came from.

Somewhat inconceivably, he went up to grab the pack of cigarettes. He couldn't understand the alien text on the pack, but he could still understand the nicotine content of a single 17mg stick.

Si Yuanfang looked at the box of cigarettes and murmured: "It is said that smoking is slow suicide, so you are committing suicide with your life."

Generally speaking, the nicotine content of a pack of cigarettes is only about [-] milligrams, but Ren Yang's pack of cigarettes is almost as high as a pack of cigarettes.

"I take back what I just said. Compared with your lungs, your heart must still be pure and innocent." Si Yuanfang respectfully put the cigarette case back on the table, saying goodbye to a person who may say goodbye to the world at any time People, he still decided to maintain a certain respect.

God is so fucking innocent, Ren Yang couldn't help laughing: "There is still a certain gap in our body structure. Let me tell you this, I smoke a cigarette here, the quality of the second-hand smoke that wafts out Much better than the air quality on my wretched planet.

"Hey, there are still people complaining about the poor air in the imperial capital in your environment. If you go to our stop, you will probably die on the spot."

You must know that when he first left his own planet, he often had serious acclimatization due to the too good air outside, and he was even drunk on oxygen for a long time.

Si Yuanfang couldn't help but clenched his fists at him: "Okay, I finally know how your old and powerful vitality comes from. Now there is nothing to express my admiration, so I have to wait for Jiuge to come back and kowtow to you. Express our admiration."

Qin Jiuge, who had just opened the door and entered the room, was hit violently. He looked confused: "Brother, are you serious brother???"

The author has something to say: As a child who grew up in an alien world, Ren Yang said about the air in the imperial capital: This is like a garden, the air is fresh~

Thanks to 1187624 for the cute mine, what!