O is used to it, A can't get up!

"It's another day of trying to make yourself happy." Ren Yang whistled and walked into the bathroom slowly with his clothes.

He thought to himself, no matter what, he had to find some way to reimburse the six hundred and two for buying poultry.

In fact, he still didn't understand why colored chicks are so much more expensive than pure natural ones, so out of curiosity, he bought twelve chicks of different colors, and later found that... it really was the It's a trap!

The corners of Ren Yang's eyes twitched slightly when he saw the pink dye on the back of his hand. The dealer not only lied to him with the dye, but also dyed it on-the-spot.

"Forget it, a little chicken ran into our house, what are you going to do about it?" Si Yuanfang lifted the pink little chicken that hit his feet onto the table.

The little chick suddenly changed places and ran around chattering on the table in a daze. He blocked the table with his hands to prevent the little chicken from falling off the table, and at the same time shouted in the direction of the bathroom.

Ren Yang gave his hands that were applying strawberry-flavored shower gel to his body, and after a long time he said softly, "81, it belongs to you."

After Si Yuanfang looked at the cute and silly little chicken on his desk, he was silent for three seconds and said, "I beg you, you'd better grab it."

In his impression, this kind of chick can't live for long, no matter how cute it looks, it can't prevent its short lifespan.

He once raised such a little chicken, and begged his brother to buy it for him when he was at the school gate.At that time, the shop owner told him that this kind of chick was very special and would never grow up, so Si Yuanfang believed it.

Later he found out that the boss really didn't tell lies, and if he really fucked up he wouldn't grow up when he was a kid.

"Is [-] very expensive? This is a broiler chicken. If you raise it big, you can cook a pot of soup anyway. The price is good." Ren Yang smiled lightly.

In fact, he was just joking with Si Yuanfang, if the poultry were really kept in the dormitory, he would be ashamed.

After Ren Yang came out of the bathroom, he found that his two roommates were taking videos of the little chick on the table, which made it scurry all over the table in fright.Ren Yang couldn't understand the bad taste of those two people, and he was not interested in that kind of small animal.

"As I said before, pets are not allowed in the dormitory." Ren Yang looked at Qin Jiuge, who had love written all over his face, and smiled, without hesitation, he broke the other party's fantasy of wanting to raise chickens.

Qin Jiuge held the little pink chicken in both hands and handed it to Ren Yang in two steps. He squatted down and said sincerely, "Brother Yang, look at Nini's face seriously, is it right?" I don't think it's particularly cute."

Ren Yang paused the hand that was applying the ointment to his face, and he looked at the other party in disbelief: "You came up with this name quite quickly, besides, don't all chickens look the same?"

Qin Jiuge blinked his eyes, and kept the movement of holding the chick unchanged.

Si Yuanfang propped his chin up and looked at the two of them with interest. He could see that Ren Yang probably also liked this kind of small animal.Otherwise, how could the opponent leave traces of dye on his hands while wearing gloves.

Ren Yang frowned and leaned back a little, he said with a helpless smile: "Don't, I'm allergic to poultry feathers. Besides, my panda spirit is enough for the dormitory, isn't it, baby? "

After that, he looked at Si Yuanfang with a smile. Although he didn't know why the other party was so resistant to this title, the resistant appearance made him feel a little cute.

When Si Yuanfang heard this kind of address again, he couldn't help trembling and said in disgust, "Ren Gou, let me tell you, people like you will be kicked out by mechas if you are placed in our machine control department."

Qin Jiuge was aggrieved and walked back holding his little chick. Since Ren Yang was allergic to his Nini, it was impossible for him to keep Nini with the determination to be cheated to death.

Ren Yang looked at his shiny black nails and tilted his head. He really thought it would look good on his hands, but when he came back, he bought a bottle of red ones, and he wanted to paint them...

After Si Yuanfang finished chasing today's eight o'clock file, he turned his head and saw Ren Yang was laying his legs on the table and seriously painting his toenails, which was still a very hot red color.

After being caught off guard, his eyes were slapped, he turned his head and opened the campus forum without hesitation, intending to use fire to fight fire.

Sure enough, today's Empress Ren is still floating on the front page.

#任娘娘实场骑士驾驶机器设计组织空色Mecha live dance scene (hot)#

Falling leaves are flying: The real name is so distressed that it is crazy, and it actually met Ren Niangniang.

Machine control system tree: I was at the scene and told everyone clearly that Mad Qiqi did it first.

Battle of Xuefu Road: I am personally curious about the name of this song that Ren Niangniang listened to. The first time I listened to it, it felt like a lot of shit, but I couldn’t help but clicked to play it for the second time (I won’t tell you I’ll watch it I watched this video dozens of times.)

Discovery Beauty: Am I the only one who thinks that the side face of Ren Niangniang in the dark is quite alluring?

"…………"

A video of only 30 seconds was topped on the homepage and the popularity could not be lowered for a long time. Si Yuanfang repeated it silently three times. The dynamic music made him unable to help shaking his head slightly following the screenshot.

The sudden shameful play made Ren Yang's nail-painted hands tremble. He looked down at the bright red stain on his nails, then looked up at Si Yuanfang and smiled, "If you like this song so much, baby, I'll set it as my alarm clock to wake up from now on."

Si Yuanfang: "..."

Qin Jiuge, who was teasing the little chicken, suddenly raised his head when he heard these destructive words, and looked at the two of them quietly: "By the way, if you two fall in love and kill each other, you must take me with you." ?”

After wiping off the remaining nail polish, Ren Yang raised his legs slightly, tilted his head casually and looked at the shiny red nails under the light, and then smiled contentedly.

He had never been able to distinguish these colors so clearly, but he liked all bright and prominent colors.

The corners of Si Yuanfang's eyes twitched slightly after looking at those high-raised legs. Ren Yang's straight and long legs should be very pleasing to the eye, but the bright red color is too eye-catching!

"By the way, baby." Ren Yang put his legs on the table again, and he said slowly: "The voice model of your mecha..."

"I'm going to take a shower, we'll talk about something later." Si Yuanfang suddenly got up and rushed to the bathroom with big strides, Ren Yang looked at his back with his chin propped up and laughed.

Too gay, Qin Jiuge shook his head and walked out of the dormitory holding the little chick, he felt that his painting style was really different from the gay dormitory in this gay room.

#任娘娘别暴安良, today I am going to become a fan! #

Ren Niangniang Saigao: I once swore that if the gang of thieves in 1807 can be punished, as an Alpha, I will change my major to star airlines management and service.I didn't expect God to take so much pains to satisfy my wish. #photo#

Passerby A: The upstairs is too hard, this pig-headed brother is the one from 1807!I'm curious as to what the hell did Mrs. Ren do? ! !

Bai Wangyue: He didn't do anything, he just asked me to send a jar of wild honey to a certain Omega dormitory, except for someone.By the way, I heard that there are quite a lot of beehives on Linxi Road recently.

Dudu: On Linxi Road, I saw Lady Ren passing by in the morning! ! !

Crazy Qiqi: As expected of Empress Ren, she is so scheming, she is really a ruthless person.

I love math: witty like him (smile)

Niangniang Ren Saigao: I don’t know if Niangniang Ren is ruthless, but there must be a werewolf upstairs.

The author has something to say: the gap between Gou Qi and Yuan Fang is probably that one is Ming Sao and the other is Men Sao~

Thank you Huaniaojuan for the cute nutrient solution, meme chirp!