Please allow me to salt fish [Hong Huang]

"How come, I will definitely remember you!" Tong Tian retorted loudly, waking Kunpeng up from the solitude.

Kunpeng snorted coldly, "Forget about your level of consolation. How could I die? This deity made a divination for myself, but it is a good hexagram for the same life of heaven and earth."

It's not his style to mourn the spring and autumn. It is his goal to live a life, die a life, and rise up again. With his lifespan, as long as he doesn't get involved in the catastrophe, it is no joke to survive until the world is silent. .And Kunpeng believes that even if he really dies, someone will always remember him.

Glancing at the empty stone pot in front of him, he was sure that the calf would never forget him.

Tongtian is not good at calculating, so naturally he couldn't expose Kunpeng's lies, instead he opened his eyes wide and said excitedly: "Then can you do the math for me so that my second brother can take care of me less?"

Kunpeng maintained an unfathomable posture, pinched a tactic with his left hand, and said flickeringly: "I need to know enough about things to make a more accurate calculation. Tell me more about your second brother so that I can use it to calculate."

The second brother is the switch of Tongtian's chatterbox. He must have been around the two elder brothers all year round, and there is no place to complain. This time Kunpeng took the initiative to uncover this topic, and Tongtian immediately started talking.

Like three thousand ducks clamoring in his ears, Kunpeng's head is full of complaints from the other party, full of "Why does he want me to retreat when he retreats, and won't let me go out if he doesn't retreat", "Brother always praises him, why doesn't he praise him?" Me", "Didn't I cut his clothes just by practicing swords, my elder brother didn't scold me when I smashed the alchemy furnace", "I finally found a rabbit to apologize to him, but he scolded me even if he didn't forgive me" , "He only scolds me, why doesn't he scold my elder brother", "I put the elixir made by elder brother into his tea and he doesn't scold elder brother"...

Reluctantly extracting the central idea from these messy statements, Kunpeng almost regretted taking this business, and for some things, he wished he could beat this brat like his second brother.

However, knowing from Tongtian's mouth that his second brother's self-confessed identity, he looked down on the Yaozu very much, Kunpeng decided to put himself in the right position and resolutely add to the opponent's obstacles, so he frowned under Tongtian's expectant gaze, and hesitated: "You This matter is very troublesome to solve!"

Tong Tian's eyes brightened, "So do you have a solution?"

Why is this matter so sensitive, so you messed with your second brother on purpose... After a few words of slander in my heart, Kunpeng still decided to kill his conscience - anyway, I didn't charge for it, so I can't blame me if I don't allow it.

"From what you said, your second brother will scold you even if he's happy, and scold you if he's not happy, and then he won't talk when your elder brother praises him."

Tong Tian nodded, hoping that his only friend would give him a perfect solution.

However, this solution must not exist.

Kunpeng sighed, and said in a tone that this is an incurable disease: "I'm afraid I can't help you with this matter, your second brother is sick!"

"Illness?" Honghuang didn't have the concept of illness at this time. A group of non-human creatures, eat well and smell good, so Tongtian can only convert it into something he understands. "Are you saying that my second brother has a demon?"

Kunpeng nodded, "It can also be said that this is a kind of psychological disease called arrogance. The specific manifestations are usually barbed words, tough attitudes, and arrogance. They often oppress those close to them, but they are polite to outsiders."

Tong Tian compared them one by one, and found that this was indeed the case. As for why the eldest brother was close to them but did not get his treatment, Tong Tian had his own explanation - the second brother still pays attention to the order of seniority, so even if he is sick, he can't treat him. Big Brother Fa, so as the youngest, he is naturally unlucky.

Knowing that the second elder brother often scolded himself not because of his own will, but because of the demons in his heart, as a brother with the same spirit, Tong Tian thought that he should be magnanimous, regardless of previous suspicions, and kill the demons for the second brother.

But he still has a question: "But the second brother is like this since he transformed himself. Could it be that the heart demon existed before he transformed himself?"

Kunpeng naturally had an explanation for this, and he patiently said: "The inner demons coexist with the Dao, regardless of the morning or evening, and it may be a budding when he first takes shape, and it will become more and more serious as time goes by."

Tong Tian thought for a moment, and it seemed that this was indeed the case.

Knowing the reason, he became more and more anxious about the solution, Tong Tian cupped his hands and asked: "I wonder if there is any way to make the second brother realize that he has been bewitched by the demon, and he will not believe me if I tell him without proof, but As long as there is a way to prove the existence of the inner demon, it can naturally be cut off."

Kunpeng spread his hands, your second brother has no demons, if you tell him that he will be angered by your younger brother, okay?

But he still said helplessly: "This demon named Tsundere is different from other demons, it is extremely difficult to deal with, but usually it does not cause much harm to me, Tongtian, you should just bear with it."

Unexpectedly, upon hearing this, Tong Tian wished to jump up, grabbed Kunpeng's sleeve and said angrily, "Is there really no other way? Our brother's lifespan is endless, if I keep going, I'm afraid I'll make a big mistake of killing my brother!"

Kunpeng was taken aback, is Sanqing's brotherhood so fragile?

As a kind person, he couldn't bear to see the end of brothers killing each other in the future, so he couldn't help but said, "When I think about it, there should be a cure."

Avoiding Tongtian's pitiful eyes, Kunpeng paced on the spot and analyzed:

"First of all, when Tsundere scolds you sometimes, he's not really angry, it's just that he can't control himself and utters bad words. You can go up and hug him at this time, and it's better to say something soft and coquettish."

Turning around and ignoring Tongtian's speechless expression after listening to it, Kunpeng continued with confidence,

"Then do things that make him angry from time to time, because blindly pleasing him won't solve the problem. Aojiao needs to vent out. If he doesn't vent all the time, his condition will become more and more serious. Also, Aojiao usually has duplicity. Sometimes when I scold you on the surface, maybe I want to praise you, but I just don’t know how to praise you.”

The more he said it, the more certain he became. Kunpeng felt as if he had become a parent-child relationship educator pointing out the maze, facing Tongtian, giving him strength with his eyes, and said firmly word by word:

"In short, if you want to keep your condition from getting worse, what you have to do is to make him angry first, and then please him when he is furious, so that he can vent his anger and you won't be scolded too hard. It's under control."

"As for completely solving this problem, I think it may take a step further in cultivation." Kunpeng shook his head to show his powerlessness.

After hearing this, Tongtian was full of confusion, but he still nodded and said, "I'll try it when I get back."