Bai Yueguang, the actress dressed as a scumbag [Transmigration Book]

Qin Yue silently compared the conditions in his heart, housework, gritted his teeth, he could do it, don't men just do housework!I'm good at cooking, I can cook porridge, other dishes... Qin Yue looked at his hands, it's okay, he can learn from Ms. Tang!

Taking care of people, Gabe, I take care of him so well, let alone a person who can take care of himself!

Oh yes, I don't need him to help with homework, but I can also teach him to practice calligraphy.

Moreover, He Xi, he likes me, does he like you? You stinky brother, why do you compare me to me?

Victory.

He Xi let me not invite you to live with him, did he get kicked in the head by a donkey?Qin Yue took a look at this overconfident younger brother, and thought that if He Xi agreed to you, he would be a ghost.

As a result, before the sneer at the corner of his mouth came out, he saw He Xi's eyes shining, obviously very moved.

Qin Yue: "!!!"

"Really?" He Xi said in his heart that this is not a pie in the sky, it is a gold brick. Ye Li's offer is too tempting. It is clear that he found a nanny and gave him money back. This is a cheap deal. Do it, damn it!

He Xi was overjoyed, he coughed twice, tried his best to keep himself a little more reserved, in fact he was polite as usual: "How can you be so mean? I have a little problem with me, you might not be able to bear it." .”

Who dares to say that they are perfect?He Xi felt that he could really speak.

Sure enough, Ye Li laughed twice, then reached out and touched his head: "Senior, you are so humorous."

He Xi didn't take it seriously, but Qin Yue could see it clearly, he dared to touch him in broad daylight, and he might not be able to eat He Xi's tofu after living with you!

Stinky pervert!

he---tui!

If the gaze can be concrete, Ye Li can now take the eagle to live the life he once lived.

"He didn't lie to you," Qin Yue interrupted the two people: "He has a lot of problems."

He Xi: "??!"

Ye Li: "..."

Qin Yue counted one by one: "For example, when he was drunk, he vomited, took off his clothes and threw them around, and asked others to sing to lull him to sleep."

Every time he said a word, he looked at He Xi, which made He Xi afraid, how could he provoke a male god again!

When Qin Yue looked over his shoulder, He Xi guiltily remembered the hickey on his collarbone, fuck? !

"Really?" Ye Li turned around, turned her back to He Xi, her tone was gentle, but she looked at Qin Yue provocatively: "How do you know?"

Qin Yue was not to be outdone: "Or else he was drunk, who do you think took care of him and brought him home?"

Seeing that he was about to strip off his underwear, He Xi was afraid that Qin Yue would make some earth-shattering remarks in his next sentence, so he hurriedly blackened himself and stopped the loss: "Well, it doesn't matter if you don't mention it, Ye Li, look, I am It's not suitable to be a roommate at all, you can send me a message anytime you want to ask me a question, I will know everything and talk about it."

Ye Li frowned: "Senior, I don't mind..."

"Really?" Qin Yue's words were full of victor's attitude: "I don't know who else can stand you except me."

He Xi: "..."

"So who, if you want to find a roommate, I can post a rental advertisement for you." Qin Yue said, "Or go to the forum to build a building by yourself, and I'll help you build it?"

"Don't bother Senior Qin." Ye Li's face turned green with anger, and he smiled: "I will find a way myself."

It wasn't until Ye Li walked away that He Xi noticed the important point, asking others to sing to lull him to sleep?

Um? ? !

I actually did such a thing? !

He Xi was curious, but he didn't dare to ask, and Qin Yue didn't need to lie to him, it's bad!It's a shame to throw it back to grandma's house.

But the male god didn't seem to mind much, and even gave himself a handful of orange-flavored lollipops in the afternoon.

Why is it an orange again, are you having trouble with this?

While thinking about it, He Xi took apart one and put it in his mouth, it was quite sweet.

In the third year of senior high school, there is one exam every three days and one exam every five days. Before the students recovered from the last exam, the teaching office has already started arranging the next exam.

There was grief in the classroom.

"I'm going to die," Yang Zhe turned around and complained with a bitter face, "I only got 40 points in the physics test last time. In order to avoid severe beatings, I patted my chest and promised my mother that I would definitely get 60 next time, but I don't want to give up." Never thought that he would come so soon next time."

"Brother Yang, we are both degenerates in the world, why should we know each other when we meet again!" A boy next to him also came over: "You said that I replaced throwing dice with rolling pencils this time, can I get more than ten points in English? ?”

Sitting in the back row was a irascible person, who hammered the table angrily: "Take exams every day! Is this a fucking school for people?"

"It's okay." He Xixin said that in the original world, we all practiced every week and brushed up questions every day.

"God of learning shut up," Yang Zhe said heartbroken, "Brother He, you said before, I wasn't afraid at all with you, but now you have ascended, and you don't want to be with me and other mortals."

"Big news, big news!" Gao Chao trotted in, his loud voice shook the whole class into silence: "It's good news!"

However, after waiting for three seconds, Gao Ming could only be heard panting like a cow.

"Gao Chao, don't be a fool!" The students below couldn't sit still: "What good news?"

"Extremely good news!" Gao Chao sat on the podium, stroking his chest with one hand to comfort himself: "Let me take it easy."

"worn out!"

The students in the front row silently raised their water cups and pencil cases, and said in unison: "Three, two, one, ---"

"Hey, don't, don't!" Gao Chao hurriedly begged for mercy: "Brothers and sisters, I was wrong!"

"That's what," Gao Chao said, "Isn't there a New Year's party every New Year's Day?"

He Xi remembered that in the real world, they didn't have any activities in the third year of high school.Are the students here so rich in spiritual activities?

Soon someone asked for him: "You also know it's the New Year's party? It has something to do with your third year in high school!"

"No, no!" Gao Chao waved his hand: "We don't participate in the performance, but we can watch it."

You can go and see.

Although it was just a school's New Year's party, it was like a pie in the sky for the high school seniors who were under heavy pressure, and the expressions on each face changed immediately.

"Gao Chao, is it true?" There was no lack of rationality amidst the joy: "I really don't have any hope for your expectations."

"Guaranteed! Absolutely guaranteed!" Gao Chao hates being doubted the most: "I heard Jiajia tell a teacher that after this exam, there will be no more exams until after New Year's Day, just to let us relax. If the news this time is not true, you will screw my head off!"

"Hahaha Gao Chao, how many heads do you have!"

"Hey, it's meaningless to say that..."

The arrival of this news added some laughter to the crying classroom. He Xi was infected and laughed too.

Qin Yue looked at him amusedly: "Are you so happy?"

"Of course I'd be happy to see it at a party!" He Xi packed up his schoolbag and patted it twice: "When the time comes, I must sit in a seat in the front row."

Silly.

Qin Yue was so hung up that he resisted the urge to touch his head.

Must have gotten used to it.

After all, it was December, and the night wind was quite bleak. As soon as He Xi stepped out of the warm room, he was shivered by the blow.

"I think I have to put my down on the agenda." He Xi wrapped his clothes tightly and said casually.

Qin Yue looked at him, clutching the bag in his hand, a little nervous.

He wanted to hand it to He Xi, but he couldn't think of a reason. What day is today?It seems to be very common, Christmas... not yet.

Qin Yue racked his brains, as he was about to part ways with He Xi, the bag was still firmly in his hand.

never mind!Isn't it just an ordinary gift?What's there to be coy about?

"Male god, I'll go back first." After He Xi finished speaking, Qin Yue didn't see Qin Yue paying attention to him. He called out a few more words: "Male god? Male god?"

"what?"

"I said I'm going back!" He Xi stretched out his hand and shook it in front of his eyes: "Be careful when you walk, don't lose your mind."

If you don't send it, it will be too late.

"Wait a minute!" Qin Yue put the bag into He Xi's hand with his neck straightened, with a face full of death, "Here's this for you!"

He Xi was surprised: "For me?"

Qin Yue blushed, and curled up his fingers in his pockets: "Do you see anyone else?"

He Xi opened it curiously, and by the light he only saw a red horn.

It is not bay red or wine red, but a very bright red.

He Xi glanced at Qin Yue's unusually red face, and closed the bag abruptly, could it be...

!!!

He Xi pondered that he hadn't done anything bad recently, male god, why did you humiliate me by giving you underwear!

Seeing his movements, Qin Yue became more nervous, and he asked tentatively, "You, don't you want to try?"

Try, you still want me to try? !

He Xi's eyes widened in disbelief, do you want me to show you on the hood now?

"No more." He Xi tried to use the most gentle tone he could control.

"Aren't you cold? Why don't you surround yourself?"

Um?Wai?

He Xi keenly grasped the most important words in it, and he quickly reached out and took out the things.

It's a red scarf.

"So it's a scarf..." He Xi breathed a sigh of relief, and cleaned his obscene thoughts by the way.

Just, why send this color?

Aren't scarves usually beige or camel?

"Didn't you say you were cold?" Qin Yue said, "It's all right now."

"That's it, thank you male god." After all, it was a wish, and even though he was a little ugly, He Xi couldn't complain in person.

At this time, Qin Yue's uneasy heart finally calmed down.Phew, as long as he likes it.

Just as he was about to leave, he heard He Xi say:

"Hey male god, did you buy it specially for me?" After thinking and thinking, He Xi was still curious about Qin Yue's aesthetics.

What do you buy? Brother knit it for you!

Qin Yue thought that He Xi must be very moved. According to how much he likes him, it's better not to tell him. What if he gets so excited that he can't sleep and affects tomorrow's exam?

"No," Qin Yue said with understanding: "I bought something as a gift."

After thinking about it, he added: "I gave four or five, and I returned them to Xia Xingye."

Otherwise, it would be too ostentatious to just give him one.No, no, it's easy to brainstorm.

Qin Yue felt that he was really delicate.

"Really?"

"What did I lie to you for?"

"Hahahahahaha, then I can understand." When He Xi heard that it was a gift, he couldn't hold back immediately: "Let me just say, how can a male god be so fascinated by the aesthetics."

Qin Yue: "..."

"Oh, I just wanted to suffocate me with laughter, Big Red, who wouldn't want to have a meeting and go out on the street hahahahaha, those who didn't know thought they were going to the Spring Festival Gala!" He Xi laughed until tears burst out: "No, the workmanship at the Spring Festival Gala is better than this!"

He held up the scarf and showed it to Qin Yue: "Let's not talk about uneven stitches, look here, there is a lump, is it a child's wool ball? Hahahahahahaha!"

Being publicly executed made Qin Yue lose face, his face darkened eight degrees, he reached out to snatch the scarf from He Xi's hand: "Don't forget it!"

"Hey, I want it!" He Xi grabbed hold of it and wouldn't let go: "God, you're already four or five, and I'm not bad for this one. I still want to keep it to hang up during the Chinese New Year!"

Qin Yue: "..."

"It's red and chic, so festive!"

Qin Yue: "..."

He Xi: "Hahahahahahahaha!"

"Hey, your son is back?" At that time, Ms. Tang Manxiang was feeding Gabe, when she saw Qin Yue who was exuding low air pressure all over her body: "What's the matter?"

She tentatively asked, "Did you quarrel with Xiao He?"

"No!" Qin Yue's tone was blunt: "That bastard is also worthy!"

Tang Manxiang: "..."

Tsk, young man.

"Mom, I'm fine, leave me alone!"

Qin Yue went back to the room with a gloomy face, leaving Ms. Tang and Jia Bei staring at each other.

Ms. Tang was emotional for a long time, took out her mobile phone and sent a message to Qinyue's father: "I told you that my son is in love, it's amazing..."

Qin Yue held back his anger and had nowhere to vent it.

I worked so hard for such a long time, and I didn't hesitate to ask for advice. From buying thread to finishing the construction, I personally tied the scarf I knitted for him several times, so I was belittled so worthless? !

Look at the one that makes you happy, is it so funny?

Bastard-eyed wolf!

There is also the color, obviously the customer service said that red is the most enthusiastic, which symbolizes a heart!

How did it get along with the Spring Festival Gala?

No, you have to ask clearly!

Qin Yue opened the order and sent a message to the customer service:

[What is the meaning of red? ]

[How many times have I taught you, asking means enthusiasm and heart, black means silent protection, good wishes, and you can make up other things, don't you just rely on your mouth?To ask you what color to choose to show your intentions are people who are foolish and rich. If you don’t take these unsalable goods from them, how will the order sales increase?fool. ]

Looking at that line of words, Qin Yue was so angry that his brain ached:

[I was taken advantage of? ]

[The other party withdrew a message]

[Here I am, dear, how can I help you? ]

Qin Yue: [you resend the message to me]

Customer service: [OK, kiss]

Qin Yue went crazy: [You deceive consumers like this? ]

Customer Service: [Yes, dear]

Qin Yue: […]

Qin Yue: [Can't you understand? ]

Customer service: [Mmm, dear, welcome to visit next time]

Qin Yue: […]

Customer service: [OK, kiss]

Depend on!

Qin Yue angrily posted a one-star review below: Spicy chicken customer service, eat jujube pills!

The author has something to say: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, let's make it up!

感谢在2019-12-2000:43:45~2019-12-2118:19:01期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 3 bottles of squirrels eating lemons;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!