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Prehistoric Forum - Entertainment Edition

[Theme] Re-watching the documentary of the Battle of the Conferred Gods again, it's really maddening!

[Content] In the final battle with Kunpeng, my leader was really handsome! ! !Once Qingping comes out, who will compete with her!So handsome I can't close my legs! ! !

1L: Here should be @admin zero zero seven [funny]

2L: Tongtian is indeed handsome, but Yuanshida is not bad either. If he hadn’t used Pangu Banner, he wouldn’t have won Kunpeng so quickly.

3L: Is no one Tao Zhou big?The scene where he appeared on the stage was about to burst|explode, why is there such a perfect man in this world, I really want to give birth to a monkey for him! ! !

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58L: I'm the third brother, and I was confiscated by the administrator just because I said something that I wanted to give birth to a monkey for Zhou Da!ban!Word!up!Grass (Chinese-Japanese bilingual)!

59L: Hahahaha Master Tongtian did a great job!

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"You, you're not dead?!" Kunpeng could hardly believe his eyes.

How is this possible?He clearly saw with his own eyes the thunder that smashed Liu Shuzhou into ashes, but now he is standing here intact.

What answered him was the flying sword that was coming towards him.

"Since you like to play this game so much, then let you play to your heart's content." Liu Shuzhou wielded his long sword nimbly, the sword light was like a rainbow, and his sharpness was astonishing.

Kunpeng dodged the attack in embarrassment, secretly startled: Liu Shuzhou's cultivation level is no longer comparable to that of ordinary Da Luo Jinxian. No wonder he can not only escape the sky thunder, but also "cheat｜death" under his own nose.

Kunpeng suddenly remembered a sentence that Di Jun said back then: "Liu Shuzhou is definitely not a man in the pond, and he must not be underestimated."

At that time, Kunpeng didn't take it seriously, thinking that Di Jun was exaggerating, so what about his natural Taoism, which one in this prehistoric world is not the rare and unique existence in the world?

Now he finally understood why Di Jun valued him so much, and even entrusted his only son to be raised by him. Liu Shuzhou was even more unfathomable than he imagined!

It's a pity that it was too late for him to realize this point. He believed too much in his own arrangement, underestimated the strength of the second teacher of Chanjie, and relaxed his vigilance against Liu Shuzhou, which led to failure step by step.

Now he fully understands that the success he thought was an illusion created by his opponent.Every step you take is under the control of others——

Originally, Liu Shuzhou and the others only guessed that someone was behind the scenes in the Battle of the Conferred Gods, but because of the cover-up, they couldn't figure out who caused the trouble, so after discussing it, they decided to make a game and invite you into the "urn".

They deliberately quarreled and even broke up, just to draw out the enemies behind the scenes.

Kunpeng was really fooled, he could have kept his face hidden and came to collect the fruit after everything was settled, but he still couldn't help but make a move.The moment he made a move, he was doomed to lose.

Kunpeng didn't have time to think or regret more, because Tongtian and Yuanshi also launched offensives one after another. One held Qingping sword, the other sacrificed Pangu banner, and beside him was Liu Shuzhou who was chasing after him. Kunpeng broke out in cold sweat up.

Now he doesn't care about dreaming about great achievements or recovering the demon clan, he just wants to save his life under attack from three sides.However, even he himself knew that this possibility was not great.

Under this absolute advantage, Kunpeng was quickly subdued by the three of them together, and Kunpeng, who was surrounded by Yuan Shi with the heavens Qingyun, shrank to the size of a palm, struggling continuously trying to get out of control, but it was a pity that all efforts were in vain.

Seeing that Yuanshi was going to get rid of Kunpeng, Liu Shuzhou hurriedly said: "Wait, uncle, don't worry."

"?" Yuan Shi raised his eyebrows.

Liu Shuzhou looked at the weak, pitiful and helpless Kunpeng, and showed a sinister smile: "It just so happens that our Ministry of Culture and Entertainment is planning to make a documentary about prehistoric food. Isn't Kunpeng a lot of meat? I think the quality of the meat should be delicious, which is just right for research. 72 ways to study 'Northern Underworld Fish'."

He had already thought of the title of the documentary, and it was called "The Great Desolation on the Bite of the Tongue".

Kunpeng:"?"

"!!!" Kunpeng struggled frantically, but it was useless.

Yuan Shi gave Tong Tian a weird look, and said: You don't care if your apprentice's thinking is so strange?

Tong Tian gave Liu Shuzhou a thumbs up and praised: "Well done!"

Yuan Shi: "..." So this is called "Isn't it true that a family does not enter a house?"

Yuanshi also didn't want to pay attention to the two masters and apprentices who were discussing recipes head to head, and threw Kunpeng to Tongtian, and turned away without a second thought: "I'm leaving."

Although this Conferred Gods War was a game they made, the losses of the two sects were not small. Many disciples were lost and sent to Heaven for nothing. Even a saint who is easy and unfeeling like Yuan Shi felt short of breath and tight in his chest. I went back to Kunlun Mountain to recuperate.

Now that Kunpeng, the mastermind behind the scenes, has been captured, and the party that caused the disturbance has no leader, naturally there will be no more disturbances. Even the Western Sect, who had previously secretly contacted Kunpeng, has returned to its lair in desperation, fearing that it will be settled by the three sects.

Accounts have to be settled, but not now.Right now, a lot of waste is waiting to be done, and the human race still has a lot of funeral affairs that have not been dealt with, such as Shang Wang Di Xin, the three demons of Xuanyuan Tomb, and Shen Gongbao who became the national teacher.

"What, Shen Gongbao is your internal correspondent?" Not to mention other people, even Liu Shuzhou, who thought he was surprised by the big scene, was dumbfounded at the moment, staring at Jiang Ziya with a shy smile for a long time, before sticking out his thumb. Squeeze out a sentence, "Junior Brother Jiang, you are really amazing."

Liu Shuzhou originally thought that the game he had set for Kunpeng was enough to catch him by surprise, but it turned out that Jiang Ziya was better at playing than him. He teamed up with Shen Gongbao to make such a trick, and even his own people were fooled.

Jiang Ziya broke with Shen Gongbao at the beginning, and Shen Gongbao defected to Su Daji in a blink of an eye.Everyone thought that Shen Gongbao's purpose was to confront Jiang Ziya, but in fact, he was Jiang Ziya's undercover agent, and the two deliberately made this scene to blind the eyes of the boss behind him.

Later Kunpeng was really fooled, thinking that Shen Gongbao hated Jiang Ziya and Shanjiao deeply, so he gradually developed trust in him, and because of this, he had the opportunity to participate in internal discussions, and thus obtained a lot of important information.

All this information was finally passed on to Jiang Ziya by Shen Gongbao.It can be said that Shen Gongbao contributed a lot to the quick resolution of this conflict.

Jiang Ziya, who had recovered his youthful appearance, scratched his head embarrassingly, and said, "This is actually inspired by you, brother. Since we are going to make a show, we must do it realistically, so that the enemy will believe it."

"Junior Leopard has made great contributions this time, sacrificed a lot, and also suffered a lot of infamy. I hope all the teachers can consider this and give him the reward he deserves." Jiang Ziya pleaded for Shen Gongbao.

Everyone nodded in agreement: Even wearing women's clothing, Shen Gongbao's sacrifice is indeed not small.

Shen Gongbao, who took off his undercover vest, quickly glanced at Jiang Ziya, curled his lips, and thought awkwardly: Don't think that I will soften your heart if you, Jiang Ziya, say a few nice words for me. Hmph, I, Shen Gongbao, don't care too much!

"Junior Brother Bao, did you hear that, the senior brothers said that when this matter is over, they will tell Master to make a magic weapon for you!" Jiang Ziya said to Shen Gongbao in surprise.

Shen Gongbao: "...I heard it." Why are you so excited? It's not a magic weapon for you.

But... he will soon have his own magic weapon, happy!

Well, well, he admitted, Jiang Ziya is actually not that annoying sometimes... right?

***

In order to celebrate the successful resolution of the immeasurable calamity, the two religions jointly organized a celebration banquet.

It is a celebration banquet, but also a farewell banquet.Because many disciples of the two religions have been on the list of gods this time, and they are members of the heavenly court in terms of status. Through this banquet, it can be regarded as a good farewell to everything in the past.

The banquet was held on Penglai Island, which used to be the place where disciples of the three religions lived together, and it has countless good memories.

Wine, of course, is an indispensable protagonist of the banquet.The wine-making trend initiated by Liu Shuzhou is still popular today, and even went out of Penglai to the prehistoric times like Lingshitong and other things. A Penglai winery was also set up on Penglai Island, and the Penglai wine produced by it was selected as the state banquet wine by the heaven. All the alcoholics in Honghuang flocked to it, and the supply was in short supply every year. The famous people in Honghuang were all proud to treasure a bottle of Penglai wine.

The delicacies on the banquet table are all provided by Penglai Ranch, which is pure natural and pollution-free. There are also flat peaches sponsored by Yaochi, ginseng fruits produced by Zhenyuanzi Wuzhuang Temple, and fresh seafood presented by the Dragon King of the East Sea...

At the banquet site, there were also various programs starring Internet celebrities such as Chang'e and Sanxiao. Of course, there were also reporters from the Tianting Propaganda Department and the documentary filming team of the Tianting Entertainment Department.Liu Shuzhou hoped that this method could be used to record the last perfect meeting of all disciples of the Three Religions.

Of course, the highlight is the time for each disciple to perform on their own. A stage is specially set up in front of the banquet hall, and everyone can perform on stage or talk to everyone.

A group of people including Zhao Gongming and Wen Zhong in the audience were drinking together. On the stage, Taiyi and Nezha were performing a master-student cross talk. Yang Jian sat silently in the corner and combed the Xiaotian dog. Soft words coaxed him.

"How wonderful." Liu Shuzhou looked a little bewildered at this scene, and seemed to sigh with emotion—for the rest of his life, I'm afraid it will be difficult to see such a lively scene again, right?After this amount of calamity, Penglai Island can be said to be half empty. The island that was a bit crowded and noisy in the past suddenly became very quiet, which made people uncomfortable.

"Do you regret it? I chose this path back then." Tong Tian asked when he appeared beside him.

Liu Shuzhou seemed to have gotten used to Tongtian's elusive appearance, and was not surprised by his sudden appearance.He didn't struggle, shook his head, and blurted out: "I don't regret it."

Anyway, this is the best result.Everyone is still there, it's just that they have changed their identities, and they can still be seen often, which is better than falling or being taken away by the Western religion.

Tong Tian looked deeply into his eyes, his eyes were rare and serious.

Under his gaze, Liu Shuzhou felt a strange feeling in his heart. He felt a slight electric current jumping up from his heel, and wherever it went, he felt a numbness.Just when he wanted to look away in a panic, Tong Tian said softly, "Well, I don't regret it either."

Um?Liu Shuzhou blinked.For some reason, he had a premonition that what Tongtian and he said was not the same thing.

Inexplicably, he was a little apprehensive.

"Teacher, you—" Tongtian took a step forward, Liu Shuzhou subconsciously took half a step back, but was hugged by Tongtian, it turned out that there was a drunk passing behind him, and the two almost collided.

"..."

The two are in very ambiguous postures now, Tong Tian puts one arm around Liu Shuzhou's waist, and the other hand vacantly protects the back of his head, looking from the side, it looks like Liu Shuzhou is tightly embraced by Tong Tian.

"...Thank you, Master." Liu Shuzhou came back to his senses, and wanted to push Tongtian away, but found... Uh, can't push, push?

Raising his eyes, he met Shangtongtian's profound gaze, and involuntarily, his heartbeat began to speed up.

"Are you okay?" Tong Tian asked, but he didn't let go of his hand.

"No, nothing." Liu Shuzhou looked away, not daring to look at Tong Tian, ​​feeling inexplicably guilty.

"Apprentice." As soon as he got closer, Liu Shuzhou felt that his breathing was about to stop.

No, why am I guilty?He suddenly realized that he was about to raise his head upright, to respond to Tongtian's gaze openly, but unexpectedly Tongtian also lowered his head at this moment, and the tips of their noses brushed lightly, bringing a gust of gentle wind.

Liu Shuzhou: "!!!" God, what did he go through just now? !

Tong Tian was also taken aback, and then the smile on his lips deepened, he just looked at Liu Shuzhou with such a smile, his face was red, and he wished he could find a crack in the ground to get in.

"Uh, I'm going to see how the photography team is doing." Liu Shuzhou frantically found an excuse and left as if fleeing.

"..." Tong Tian raised his eyebrows, his beautifully shaped phoenix eyes contained a somewhat unpredictable deep meaning.

It doesn't matter, he has been waiting for so many years, and it's not too late.

Thinking of Liu Shuzhou's blushing cheeks just now, and the evasive eyes that dare not meet his gaze, everything shows that the other party is not indifferent.His mood became very happy, and he even hummed softly a little tune handed down from ancient times.

Apprentice, the future is long, no matter how long it takes, I will spend it with you.

On the other end, Liu Shuzhou, who was instructing the photography team on how to choose an angle, couldn't help but reached out and touched the tip of his nose. There seemed to be a trace of warmth remaining on it. Under his touch, it was scorchingly hot.

And there seemed to be a spark burning in his heart, spreading all over the sky and turning into a prairie fire.

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The author has something to say: the main text is over, and there will be another chapter tomorrow~

Thank you little cuties for your company during this time, see you in the next book~

The "Prehistoric on the Bite of the Tongue" that will be released later has the same world background as this article, so if you are interested, you can collect one?

【Copywriting】

Once traveled to the primitive mountain forest, the little chef Rong Ze thought that his life was not long, but——

Dizzy with hunger, a big tree full of fruits appeared in front of him

Missing the taste of meat, a rabbit took the initiative to knock unconscious in front of him

Want to eat seafood, a big fresh fish fell from the sky...

Relying on these automatically delivered ingredients, Rong Ze regained his old job as a chef, attracting countless foodies from far and near

Until one day, the owner of the ingredients came to the door...

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Yuanshi Tianzun felt that he was targeted by the Dao of Heaven

At first, he planted a fruit tree, intending to pick it when it was ripe, but the fairy fruit disappeared

Later, he hunted a fierce beast and planned to deal with it the next day, but the beast disappeared...

So, he decided to stay at the back of his house, vowing to give the little thief a good lesson, but in the end——

He first smelled a seductive fragrance

Then I saw a plate of roast suckling pig with amber skin and tender meat

Finally, I saw a white and clean boy with his treasured sword in his hand, skillfully handling his precious golden pheasant

Before the young man found out, he hid the Pangu flag, put down the three treasures, and turned into an animal, sneaking into the ingredients...

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The little prince who had been missing for thousands of years in Tianting was finally found, and Tianting and the three religions jointly ordered: "Beloved, be pampered hard!"

Hearing that the little prince has no intention of being in the government and only wants to cook, all the officials wrote a letter to warn him, and the Emperor of Heaven said domineeringly: "My son, you can do whatever you want!"

Hearing that the little prince doesn't want to practice but only wants to cook, there is a lot of discussion in the cultivation world, Yuanshi Tianzun sneered: "I'm covered, why not?"

I heard that the little prince... the big bosses of the prehistoric people: "Shut up!"