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[Theme] Li Tao, who is the most embarrassing boss in the wild?

[Content] As the title, rational discussion, don't fight.I nominate Zhao Gongming, officially recognized as God of Wealth

1L: I used to think it was Zhao Gongming, until later I learned about the history of conferred gods...u1s1, don’t you guys think Nezha’s cuteness is an invisible trench, who actually bathes with a magical artifact like Huntianling? Can't afford to provoke [Worship the Big Brother.jpg]

2L: I was actually persuaded by my elder brother [laughing and crying]

3L: Since ancient times, the elder brother is really stunning 2333

4L: Big brother is well-founded and convincing [doge]

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After the first catastrophe of the Dragon Han Dynasty, the dragon clan retreated to the world, and did not return to the prehistoric world until after the Witch War, but they no longer had the prestige they once had.In order to win over the former overlord of the world, the Heavenly Court specially awarded the title of "Dragon King" to the Dragon Clan of the Four Seas. Since then, the Dragon Clan has officially become the civil servants of the Heavenly Court.

Liu Shuzhou and the Dragon Clan can be regarded as half colleagues. After he arrived in the East China Sea, he dialed out his spiritual knowledge, and soon a young man dressed in green clothes and with two horns on his head came out to greet him.

Seeing this person, Liu Shuzhou breathed a sigh of relief, with a smile on his face, he said: "The third prince came here in person, I'm really flattered."

The person who came was Ao Guang's third son, Ao Bing. He also had a more famous identity--the unlucky dragon who was skinned by Nezha when Nezha was in the sea.

The reason why Liu Shuzhou rushed to the East China Sea was to prevent the tragedy of Nezha making trouble in the sea. Seeing Ao Bing standing in front of him alive, the big stone in his heart was relieved.

It's okay, it's okay, I'm in time.

Ao Bing looks gentle, courteous, rather bookish, completely different from his majestic father.The young man was rather shy, and he was flattered to see that Liu Shuzhou, a famous person in the past, recognized him. There were two faint blushes on his fair face, and he pursed his lips in embarrassment, looking extremely obedient.

Liu Shuzhou's heart moved, and he couldn't help asking: "Third Prince, are you interested in being an anchor?" He has a lot of anchors, but there are not many good-looking men like Ao Bing, not to mention he is still a prehistoric Rare dragons.

This time Ao Bing's face was flushed to the base of his neck, he was stunned for a moment, then stammered and asked, "I, me?"

Ao Bing is also a loyal user of Lingshitong. He often watches live broadcasts on the Internet. When he sees those glamorous anchors, it would be a lie to say that he is not envious.But it may be that the Dragon Clan has retreated to the world all year round and is isolated from the world, which caused him to have a low self-esteem. When he learned that he could also be an anchor, his first reaction was——

"But, but I don't know any talents..." Ao Bing whispered.

Liu Shuzhou pretended to be surprised: "No way? I heard that the third prince of the East China Sea is capable of literature and martial arts, and you are the popular candidate for the Dragon King of the lower realm."

"I, I..." Ao Bing was even more ashamed when he heard the words, and he didn't know where to put his hands and feet.

Liu Shuzhou secretly sighed in his heart, this Ao Bing is good in everything, but his personality is too clingy, he is completely different from the little devil in Taiyi's family, it would be great if he could combine them.

Seeing that Ao Bing was so shy, Liu Shuzhou stopped teasing him, and under Ao Bing's guidance, the two went to the Dragon Palace together.

Whether it is an Eastern dragon or a Western dragon, they all have a common characteristic: they like to collect treasures.Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, is the head of the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas, and he has collected the most wealth. The entire Crystal Palace is resplendently decorated, and Liu Shuzhou is hardly dazzled.

Ao Guang was already waiting in the palace.All these years, he has always wanted to restore the glory of his ancestors, at least not to hide aggrieved in the world forever, so he agreed to accept the leadership of the heaven.Liu Shuzhou is a big celebrity in heaven, he dare not neglect in the slightest.

The two sides exchanged pleasantries, and Liu Shuzhou mentioned to Ao Guang about signing a contract with Ao Bing, but Ao Guang was very excited and agreed for his son.

Although the Dragon King is not young, but his mind is very flexible, he thinks very far. If his son can really become a well-known anchor, he can make a good publicity for the Dragon Clan, wouldn't it be great?

Once Ao Guang was happy, he became even more enthusiastic towards Liu Shuzhou.The way the dragons express their love is very straightforward, that is, to show others their treasures. Ao Guang immediately took Liu Shuzhou to see the new treasure of the Dragon Palace—the Tianhe Dingdi Divine Iron left by Dayu when he controlled the floods. It also has a more well-known name: Dinghaishenzhen.

Now that the Great Sage Equaling Heaven has not yet appeared, the Dinghai Shenzhen Needle is naturally standing in the East China Sea.Listening to Ao Guangjin's introduction of this treasure, Liu Shuzhou couldn't help feeling a little bit of sympathy for the Dragon King when he saw the obedient Dragon Third Prince who was as tall and straight as a green onion:

The baby was taken away, and the son was also skinned. This Dragon King must be too remorseful.

When he was distracted, he suddenly felt the ground shake, which made him unable to stand still.

Kankan stabilized his figure, and looked around, those shrimp soldiers and crab generals were far inferior to him, and they were all lying on the bottom of the water, wailing in their mouths, obviously the fall was not easy.

"What's going on?!" Ao Guang was shaken so that the crystal crown on his top was crooked just now, looking a little funny.

"Sir, you're shocked." Turning around, Ao Guang came to comfort Liu Shuzhou again, fearing to scare away this distinguished guest, knowing that his son's future depends on him.The Dragon King smiled and said, "Our Donghai is not like this usually, and this time I don't know what happened, maybe it's an earthquake..."

"No, it's not an earthquake." Liu Shuzhou's expression gradually became serious, and he already guessed what was going on.

"Ao Bing, lead your troops up to have a look." Ao Guang told his son.

Ao Bing was about to take orders, but was interrupted by Liu Shuzhou: "Wait, I'll go too."

Although Ao Guang was a little surprised, he agreed.

Liu Shuzhou had guessed that the one who could cause such a big commotion in the East China Sea must be the restless little devil Nezha.In history, Ne Zha bathed in the East China Sea with Huntian Ling, which disturbed the entire sea area. Ao Bing came out to make a theory, but was picked up by Ne Zha and had cramps. The Queen Dragon King was furious and flooded Chentang Pass, causing a series of disasters. .

One person and one dragon led the shrimp soldiers and crab generals to the surface of the sea. Sure enough, they saw a child wearing a red bellyband and a small bun playing in the water. He was dancing a red silk several feet long in his hand. The East China Sea was overwhelmed with huge waves.

Seeing this, Ao Bing's cheeks flushed with anger, and he wanted to go up to argue with that brat, but Liu Shuzhou stopped him first: "I'll do it.

Nezha was having fun playing with the water, his laughter went straight into the sky, suddenly his hand was empty, and Hun Tianling soared into the air.

Nezha was startled, and looked in the direction where Huntian Ling was flying, only to see a handsome young man looking at him with a half-smile in mid-air, and in his hand was his Huntian Ling.

"It's mine, give it back!" Nezha screamed.

I have to say that this spirit stone really has the essence of heaven and earth. Nezha is young, but his cultivation level is not low.He jumped up, a few feet above the sea, and shot towards Liu Shuzhou like an arrow.

But no matter how strong Nezha is, he is not as good as Liu Shuzhou, who has practiced for many years. He turned slightly to avoid Nezha's body "missiles", and with another wave of his hand, the Huntian Ling stood up on his own as if alive. After getting up, he flew towards the little master, and tied Nezha tightly from head to toe, like a cicada chrysalis, and finally tied a bow at the joint.

Nezha: "!!!"

"What are you doing, let me go!" Nezha yelled, Liu Shuzhou remained unmoved, and Hun Tianling tightened her restraint, without any regard for the little master's affection.

"Tired?" When the scolding finally stopped, Liu Shuzhou walked up to Nezha, bent down, looked into the little guy's eyes and said with a smile.

"Bah!" Nezha was indeed exhausted, but he would never admit it.

"It seems that there is still strength, so let's tie it up for a while longer." Liu Shuzhou thought about it, turned around and left without hesitation.

"Hey!" Nezha couldn't help shouting when he saw that he really wanted to leave.

"Huh?" Liu Shuzhou turned around, smiling innocently, "Is there something wrong?"

"..." Nezha scolded him a hundred and eighty times in his heart, and he had to say, "I'm a little tired."

"Oh." Liu Shuzhou nodded, "Sit down when you're tired...Well, it's not easy for you to sit like this, so just lie down and rest."

Nezha was furious: "...you have—"

Before the word "sickness" could be said, Liu Shuzhou's hand moved, and Nezha shut his mouth immediately.

Seeing that he is so knowledgeable about current affairs, Liu Shuzhou secretly laughed in his heart, thinking to himself that although this spirit bead has no memory of its previous life, its personality is similar to that of the past, how do you say that?By the way, the lack of social beating.

Ao Bing saw that Liu Shuzhou subdued the chief culprit who disturbed the East China Sea in two or three strokes, he also leaned forward and asked Liu Shuzhou: "Sir, what should we do with this kid?"

"He..." Liu Shuzhou looked at Nezha carefully up and down, whether it was intentional or not, he kept playing with the Xuanling Sword in his hand.

Nezha was terrified by his look, and hurriedly said: "I am a disciple of Chanjiao Taiyi Daoist, if you dare to touch me, aren't you afraid that my master will settle accounts with you!"

"Taiyi real person?" Ao Bing didn't expect this little kid to have such a big background, he was startled, and couldn't help but look at Liu Shuzhou.If what the other party said is true, isn't it Mr. Liu's nephew?

But Liu Shuzhou smiled slightly and said, "Oh, is that so? Senior Brother Taiyi has accepted such an apprentice? Then I have to ask him."

As he said that, he really picked up his spiritual knowledge and dialed Taiyi's number.

"Hey, Senior Brother Taiyi, I'm Liu Shuzhou...it's okay, I'm fine, it's just that the East China Sea Dragon Palace was almost destroyed by him...OK, I'll convey your apology to the Dragon King...Okay, okay , I will definitely educate Nezha...I can use any means, right? No problem..."

After hanging up his spiritual knowledge, Liu Shuzhou glanced at Nezha's pale face, and said with a smile, "Did you hear what your master just said?"

Nezha bit his lip, he never expected that the annoying man in front of him was actually his uncle.

"Ao Bing, I'll take this kid back home and educate him well, and say sorry to your father and king for me. You go back and take stock, and I will reimburse you for any losses in Dragon Palace this time." Liu Shuzhou picked up the boy with one hand. Tianling, Nezha struggled with his feet off the ground, but it was in vain, "Then I will go ahead and sign the contract and find someone to send it to you later..."

Ao Bing looked at Liu Shuzhou's retreating back with admiration, and waved goodbye.

Liu Shuzhou originally wanted to bring Nezha back to Penglai Island, but on second thought, this kid is a human race after all, he has a father and a mother, so it seems not good to take him away so rashly.Besides, the world will be in chaos soon, and he will not stay on Penglai Island for a long time.After much deliberation, he decided to send Nezha back to Li Jing's home.

Knowing that Liu Shuzhou is also an immortal, Li Jing's family treated him very warmly, completely ignoring Nezha's protest.After all, they also knew how naughty their youngest son was, and asked Liu Shuzhou to take care of Nezha.

Nezha: Life without love.jpg

Liu Shuzhou said no problem, educating children, I am the best at this!

As a result, the homework method that once frightened the cubs of Penglai Island came back out of the rivers and lakes. Under the encouragement of Liu Shuzhou's coach, Nezha, the little overlord of Chentangguan, had to be a good boy and stay at home. Mai, those who heard it moved those who saw it to tears.

Many years later, Nezha, who was elected as one of the top ten employees in Tianting, still couldn't help but shudder when he recalled these years.

Nezha: So scary!

The author has something to say: Regarding the name of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, it is called Ao Guang in "The Romance of the Gods", and it is called Ao Guang in "Journey to the West". I feel that the name Ao Guang is used more often, so I choose the name Ao Guang in this article. La