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[Theme] [Tree Hole] broke down just now, holding my mother and crying loudly, saying that I don't want to go to school and I don't want to start school, but my mother said

[Content] She said, silly boy, what are you thinking, you are a teacher!

1L: ha ha ha ha ha hiccup

2L: Touch the landlord, I am also a teacher, the students are howling in the group that they don’t want to start school, God knows their teacher and I don’t even want to!

3L: So who the hell invented the school, the root of all evil!

4L: Going back upstairs, in a macro sense, the first school in Honghuang was the Zixiao Palace School run by Taoist ancestors, but this school is too special, and the class system is not the same as that of later generations. In history, the establishment of the school system is usually traced back. To the great god Liu Shuzhou who founded the Penglai School on Penglai Island...

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After Liu Shuzhou left the customs, the first thing he did was to go straight to the study—to check Kong Xuan's homework.

Before the retreat, in order to prevent Kong Xuan from going out to make trouble, he specially set a bunch of homework for Kong Xuan: every day he had to complete five test papers and memorize an article written by Daode Tianzun, plus practice inner strength and mental methods for two hours.If he finds out that Kong Xuan didn't finish his homework... Hehe, don't blame him for destroying the peacock.

Fortunately, Kong Xuan was quite obedient in this regard. Ever since Liu Shuzhou told him that writing homework could prove the Tao, the little guy put all his energy into doing homework so that he could prove the Tao of homework as soon as possible.

This time when Liu Shuzhou retreated, Kong Xuan not only missed his homework, but also overfulfilled his homework.Liu Shuzhou was overjoyed and announced that he would be given a day off.

Unexpectedly, the little guy was quite unhappy when he heard it. He pouted and said that he had to do his homework instead of a holiday.In the end, Liu Shuzhou was helpless, and gave him some homework, and the little guy happily led the task away.

Seeing Kong Xuan's disappearing figure, Liu Shuzhou was filled with emotion for a moment, and immediately took out his spiritual knowledge, and talked about it in the "Penglai Island Parents Exchange Group".

This group was established by some classmates who have become masters or parents. Because of the adoption of Kong Xuan, Liu Shuzhou was also drawn into the group. Parents often exchange their experience in raising children in the group.

The group is very lively all day long. At this time, a group of parents are complaining about the "glorious achievements" of their bear children. They went out for the night without telling the family, and they lied about going to practice and actually went to play secretly. The discussion was very intense. Enthusiastic, it can be seen that the world has been suffering for a long time.

It is conceivable how crazy these parents will be after hearing about Kong Xuan's outstanding deeds.

【Junior brother Zhou, are you kidding us? 】A master expressed doubts. His apprentice was Kong Xuan's little friend, and he did bad things with Kong Xuan at the beginning. He knew the details of Kong Xuan very well.

Liu Shuzhou chuckled, and conveniently posted a photo of Kong Xuan working hard on the mountain while doing his homework.

At that moment, the group burst into flames, asking how Liu Shuzhou disciplined the children, and how he tamed the little devil to look like he is now.Many people also directly or euphemistically expressed the hope that Liu Shuzhou could help them take care of their own children.

【Junior brother, you see that you can do more work, why not...】

[Brother Zhou, please help! 】

【Ahem, actually I also...】

Even Tong Tian, ​​who was also pulled into the group at some point, chatted with him privately, asking him to come up with a tutorial on raising a baby.

Liu Shuzhou couldn't laugh or cry, faced with the requests from his brothers and sisters, he couldn't resist his kindness, and finally agreed to give him a try, opened a primary school, and raised children for a few days for his fellow students.

"However, the ugly words are up front. My education method may be stricter. If the time comes, if I act a little harder, don't blame me."

A group of parents expressed that, Brother Zhou/Senior Brother, no matter how cruel you are, we will not feel sorry for you.

Ever since, the first official school in Honghuang, Penglai School, was born in this way.

The school is mainly for all school-age cubs on Penglai Island, especially bear children. The main purpose is to help these children get rid of the stinky habit of liking to go to the house and build a good habit of loving learning and practicing.

With the guarantee from the parents and teachers, Liu Shuzhou gave a lot of bad boys a big blow in the first class.

At that time, the elementary school students who were still in the dark and didn't know that the danger was coming sat crookedly in their seats, making loud noises, or twisting around, and a noisy sound was heard from a distance, which made people feel so noisy. My forehead hurts.

Duobao asked Liu Shuzhou worriedly: "Brother Zhou, can you really do it alone?" He has raised children, and children of this age look like angels and have a personality comparable to demons, let alone a group , one can drive people crazy.

Liu Shuzhou's complexion was as usual, not affected by the external environment at all, he cast a reassuring look at Duobao, smiled and said, "Don't worry, I know it well."

Looking at the corners of Liu Shuzhou's mouth raised, Duobao shivered unexpectedly in June.

The noisy classroom was suddenly quiet for a moment with the appearance of Liu Shuzhou. These primary school students had been reminded by their parents beforehand, and they knew that this young and gentle man in front of them was the teacher in charge of disciplining them.

The word "teacher" was not invented by Liu Shuzhou. As early as when he was preaching in Hongjun Zixiao Palace, he asked three thousand disciples to call himself a teacher to distinguish him from "master".Therefore, although these primary school students have a master, it does not prevent them from calling Liu Shuzhou Teacher Liu.

Perhaps Liu Shuzhou's appearance was too intimidating. After seeing him, these elementary school students were not afraid at all, but even more excited.

"Ms. Liu, I heard that you are the most beloved apprentice of Master Tongtian, is it true?"

"Miss Liu, how old are you this year?"

"Miss Liu, do you have a Taoist companion?"

"Teacher Liu..."

The questions were more tricky than the other, these brats deliberately wanted to drive Liu Shuzhou away, so that they could get rid of this troublesome "school".

Under normal circumstances, it would be difficult for any fledgling young teacher to remain calm in the face of such a situation, but our Teacher Liu is not an ordinary person.

Liu Shuzhou's smile did not change, he calmly walked up to the podium, put his hands on both sides of the podium, said nothing, and looked at the people below with a smile.

The noise became smaller and smaller, and after a while, the classroom was completely quiet.Simple elementary school students look at me and I look at you, but they don't even know what kind of medicine is sold in Mr. Liu's gourd.

"It's all over?" Liu Shuzhou finally spoke, his voice was not loud, but for some reason all the children trembled.

They didn't know that when Liu Shuzhou spoke, he mobilized a kind of exercise that could control the mental power, so it was able to create a sense of oppression.They only vaguely noticed that the weak and weak Teacher Liu in front of them might not be as simple as it seemed.

"Now that I've finished speaking, I'll emphasize classroom discipline." Liu Shuzhou was still smiling, but the smile didn't reach his eyes.He took out a long scroll and tossed it casually. The scroll automatically stopped in mid-air and opened slowly. There were a few large characters on the title: School General Rules.

"It's your first time to go to school, and I don't ask too much. Your task today is to memorize the general rules. I will conduct random checks tomorrow. If I find anyone who has not completed the task..."

Liu Shuzhou's eyes flashed brightly, and he took out a stick made of something unknown from his sleeve, it didn't look very eye-catching, but he tapped the podium lightly with the stick. The podium made of iron was cut in half like a knife cutting tofu!

"!!!" The elementary school students felt a chill in their backs, a tingling and trembling feeling from their heels to the back of their heads, and they could vaguely hear the sound of upper and lower teeth clashing.

"Do you understand?" Liu Shuzhou smiled gently.

"Ming, understand." The elementary school students stammered.

"Speak louder, I can't hear you." Liu Shuzhou said with a fake smile.

"Understood!" The roar almost knocked the roof off.

Probably frightened by Liu Shuzhou's performance, the next class went very smoothly. The primary school students sat upright according to Liu Shuzhou's requirements, with their heads upright, their bodies upright, their feet flat and upright, and they didn't dare to be sloppy in the slightest. discipline and requirements.

When he said that he would have to hand in his homework every day, someone couldn't help but wailed, and when he glanced at it lightly, the child's expression froze, and his whole body trembled uncontrollably.

"May I ask what your opinion is?" Liu Shuzhou showed a standard smile, fiddled with the long stick intentionally or unintentionally.

The child looked frightened and shook his head like a rattle.

"Other people can also raise their opinions." Liu Shuzhou glanced over everyone's faces one by one, and wherever he went, everyone lowered their heads.

"Very good, it seems that we have reached an agreement." Liu Shuzhou nodded with satisfaction, and continued to tell everyone about the requirements for homework.

Finally, Liu Shuzhou announced the dismissal of get out of class, and in the blink of an eye, the classroom was empty.

Liu Shuzhou raised his eyebrows and said to himself: "I'm not that scary, am I?"

Lingshitong vibrated, it was a Fetion message from Tongtian: [Apprentice, is the first class going well? 】

He hooked the corners of his lips, his eyes fell on the inconspicuous stick, and he replied: [Very well, thank you Master for giving me the pointer. 】

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"Penglai Island Parents Exchange Group", a lot of parents are @柳朱舟——

【Junior Brother Zhou, you are so amazing. The first thing my apprentice does when he comes back these days is to put down his schoolbag and do his homework. You must know that he has never been impatient to do this in the past. How did you do it! 】

[@柳朱舟, Brother Zhou, my son’s cultivation base has risen rapidly, thanks to you! 】

【Junior brother Zhou, my brat has been acting really good lately, no one has asked me to complain for ten days in a row...】

At the same time, in the private group held by the primary school students of Penglai Academy, discussions were also very heated.

[Yaoshou, I went to hand in my homework today, and the willow devil actually smiled at me! ! ! 】

【Emergency rescue!Has anyone finished "A Thousand Questions on Cultivation of Truth"?Ask for a reference, I can’t finish writing QAQ]

[Does anyone have the class notes for today?Liu Motou spoke too fast and I didn't have time to remember...]

[Important notice, everyone, don’t forget to take a quiz in class tomorrow, the scope of the test is...]

The author has something to say: Some cuties saw the annular solar eclipse today!It’s cloudy here and I’m so sad_(:з」∠)_

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mines: 1 Drunk and Clean;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 3 bottles of Bu San Bu Qian; 1 bottle of Qingli and Blue Blood