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[Theme] [Tree Hole] Looking back now, I was so stupid and naive when I was a child

[Content] I didn't like going to school when I was a child, especially doing homework.My parents lied to me that if I did too much homework, I would be able to prove my way of doing homework. I believed it naively at the time, so I did my homework very seriously every day. Three laps in the Great Desolate Continent, I am very happy to do my homework every day, and feel that I am one step closer to proving the Tao...

1L: In fact, this is true, the landlord, you didn’t have a license to do homework because you haven’t done enough [doge]

2L: Upstairs, if you didn't add that dog head, I would have believed it [smile]

3L: The landlord is another me!When I was young, I was also lied to that I could prove the truth by reading too many books, it was all a lie QAQ

4L: Hahahahaha the host is really amazing!

5L: Got it, now go lie to my brother!

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As a result of Liu Shuzhou's reflection, he changed the original free-range education and decided to strictly discipline Kong Xuan.

In the end, Kong Xuan was exempted from the punishment of being locked up in a small black house, but changed to be led by Liu Shuzhou, and each family personally came to the door to apologize, and at the same time made a personal act of compensation——

Kong Xuan pulled out the Ganoderma lucidum, and Liu Shuzhou asked him to plant two Ganoderma lucidums and give them back.Kong Xuan made a big fuss in Zangshu Pavilion, and Liu Shuzhou led him to act as a volunteer in the pavilion, serving everyone, and also felt the difficulty of the management staff.

Not to mention, Liu Shuzhou deliberately borrowed a lot of books from Cangshuge for Kong Xuan to study, and also assigned a lot of homework, and said that he would check the learning results after a while.

Kong Xuan didn't have the temperament to be able to calm down and read a book quietly, otherwise he wouldn't have led a group of younger brothers to make a fuss in Penglai Island.Now a mountain of homework has come down, and his whole bird has withered.

"Father, I really don't dare next time, can you memorize one less book?" Kong Xuan blinked his big eyes, trying to bargain with his cuteness.

Liu Shuzhou said coldly, "No."

Kong Xuan was distraught: "Oh my God!"

"It's useless to call the ground." Liu Shuzhou tapped his finger on a thick stack of scriptures, "You are not allowed to go out to play if you can't finish memorizing."

Kong Xuan lay down on the table unhappily and did not speak.

"Kong Xuan," Liu Shuzhou rolled his eyes, bent down, and said in a low voice, "Daddy has a secret to tell you."

Kong Xuan came to his senses immediately: "What?"

Liu Shuzhou pretended to be mysterious and glanced around, beckoning to the little peacock, who immediately put his ears on it.

"There is a reason why Daddy asked you to memorize your homework." Liu Shuzhou paused, and then continued under Kong Xuan's urging gaze, "Do you know how many ways to prove the Tao and become holy? "

During this period of time, Kong Xuan was forced to press his head by Liu Shuzhou and read a lot of books. He was no stranger to this kind of common sense of practice, and he said without hesitation: "There are currently three known methods of proving the Tao. Proving the Tao with strength represents The character is the Great God Pangu. Sage Hongjun did it by beheading the three corpses to prove the way. There are also the godmother and the ancestor who proved the way by merit."

"Actually, there is another way of proving the Tao in this world, but very few people know about it. Father and I only found out about it by chance." Liu Shuzhou said mysteriously.

"?!" Kong Xuan opened his eyes curiously.He is arrogant by nature, has a strong sense of professionalism, and his dream is to prove the Tao and become a saint like the Sanqing Nuwa, so he is very curious about the method Liu Shuzhou said.

Liu Shuzhou took a deep breath, controlled his expression so as not to reveal his secrets accidentally, and said in a low voice: "This way of proving the Tao is called homework proving the Tao. It is said that as long as you read enough books and do your homework hard, you can realize the Dao from it. "

"Really?" Kong Xuan opened his mouth slightly, looking a little dull.

"Of course it's true." Liu Shuzhou nodded solemnly, "You have to keep this matter a secret, I'm only telling you that you are my son, if other children know that they worked hard to do their homework to become a saint, then there will be no What's the matter with you."

"!" Kong Xuan's little head shook like a rattle.

Liu Shuzhou stroked his hair and said, "Now you know that Dad is doing it for you, right?"

Kong Xuan nodded vigorously, and clenched his small fists: "Father, Kong Xuan will definitely work hard on his homework and prove the truth as soon as possible!"

"Okay, you can do your homework." Liu Shuzhou smiled.

Kong Xuan ran away with his homework in his arms.

"Tsk tsk, Junior Brother Zhou, you are not kind." Jin Guangxian shuddered after witnessing this scene, and said to himself that it was fortunate that he hadn't met Liu Shuzhou when he was a child.

"Senior Brother Jin Guang is here, please sit down." Liu Shuzhou smiled and poured him a glass of wine, "I call this a white lie. The little guy can read more books, he can learn some truths, and he doesn't have time to go out and mess around." , isn't this the best of both worlds? He will thank me when he grows up."

Jin Guangxian shook his head helplessly, took a sip of the wine, and praised: "Since you announced the method of brewing wine, junior brother, everyone is learning how to make wine, but after drinking it, the wine here is the best."

Liu Shuzhou knew that Jin Guangxian probably had something to say, so he waited for him to speak with a smile.

Sure enough, after praising Liu Shuzhou's craftsmanship, Jin Guangxian changed the subject, waved to Liu Shuzhou mysteriously, and said in a low voice, "Junior Brother Zhou, I want to ask you something."

"Brother, please speak."

Jin Guangxian scratched his head, he seemed embarrassed, he hesitated for a long time before he said, "Do you know how to increase the popularity of live posts?"

Liu Shuzhou's post on the forum "Diary of Human Race Live Broadcast" created a precedent for live broadcasting. Since then, some netizens have followed suit and made various live broadcasts by posting on the forum.Well-done ones, such as Hongyun and Zhen Yuanzi's ginseng fruit planting live broadcast, although not as popular as Liu Shuzhou's live broadcast, they have also accumulated a certain amount of popularity, and they can be regarded as the first generation of Internet celebrities.

Jin Guangxian, as a senior netizen forum water king, was naturally unwilling to give up such a great opportunity to become famous, and also tried to make a live broadcast post on the forum, but his popularity has not been very good.Ever since, I came to ask the originator of the live broadcast for advice.

"Send me your live post for a look." Of course Liu Shuzhou was happy to help.

After simply flipping through Jin Guangxian's post, Liu Shuzhou quickly found out where the problem lies: "The content is too old-fashioned. Now there are many farming live broadcast posts on the forum, and the content is similar. They are nothing more than recording the process of grain growth. See If there are too many, you will naturally get bored, and others will naturally not be interested in continuing to chase after it."

"But Zhen Yuanzi also broadcasts farming, why are there so many people watching his posts?" Jin Guangxian was a little unconvinced.

Liu Shuzhou glanced at him with a half-smile, which made his scalp tingle, and then explained: "He grows ginseng fruit that is unique in the wilderness. If you also live broadcast ginseng fruit, you will definitely be as popular as him."

The rarer it is, the more attractive it is. This principle has not changed since ancient times.

"Okay." Jin Guangxian was discouraged.Naturally, he has no ginseng fruit to grow. It seems that his dream of becoming an Internet celebrity by live broadcasting will not come true.

"But it's not that there is no remedy." Liu Shuzhou laughed.

Jin Guangxian pulled himself together: "What?"

"Copywriting." Liu Shuzhou said decisively, "Copywriting is also very important. Good writing can make people feel immersive and turn decay into magic. Even if you plant just an ordinary cabbage, after text processing, it can also give people It feels like a fairy fruit."

Without waiting for Jin Guangxian to respond, Liu Shuzhou continued: "Brother, your original copywriting is too dry. When you grow wheat, you just write about wheat, and when you grow soybeans, you write about soybeans. This is not acceptable. It won't attract others at all. interest."

Jin Guangxian was stunned for a while, and asked stammeringly, "Then, what should I do?"

"I remember Senior Sister Hanzhi's copywriting is quite good, very poetic, very literary, but I'm afraid it's not suitable for you." Liu Shuzhou imagined that Jin Guangxian, a strong man who was about five years old and three thick, would write something "It's another spring Move, the peach blossoms are still there, I still miss you" and other sentences, I couldn't help but get goose bumps all over my body.

Jin Guangxian shuddered when he thought of the painting style of Hanzhixian's live broadcast post.

"Junior brother, you know me. I don't like reading the most in my life. Thinking about copywriting is a torture for me." Jin Guangxian said with a sad face.

Liu Shuzhou rubbed his chin and said, "I really can't think of a copywriting, and improving the quality of the photos can also add points. Senior brother, your photography skills..."

Jin Guangxian asked nervously, "How is it?"

Liu Shuzhou sighed lightly and shook his head: "Too straight." It was a dead | death angle.

Although he didn't understand the adjective "too straight", from Liu Shuzhou's expression, Jin Guangxian also knew that the photos he took were not satisfactory.

"Forget it." Jin Guangxian lowered his head in frustration.

"Brother, don't be discouraged, you can learn from poor photography skills..." Liu Shuzhou was trying to comfort Jin Guangxian, but a sentence came from his ear——

"Apprentice, let's see what good things my master has researched!"

"Master, why don't you always like to go through the gate?" Liu Shuzhou turned his head to see that Tongtian was hanging by the window, his face could not conceal his excitement and pride.

"Don't worry about these details." Tong Tian cheerfully floated into the room from the window, only to find out that Jin Guangxian was there.

"Hello, Master." Jin Guangxian greeted listlessly.

Tongtian gave Liu Shuzhou a look: what happened to him?

Liu Shuzhou shrugged: his self-esteem was hit, and he was doubting the beast's life.

"By the way, master, what have you researched?" Liu Shuzhou intentionally changed the subject.

"Apprentice, the video shooting function you mentioned before, I have researched it for the teacher." Tongtian triumphantly took out a strange looking machine and demonstrated it to Liu Shuzhou, "Look, just press and hold here, and it will automatically start shooting , press the stop button again, it’s amazing, right?”

Liu Shuzhou praised the venue and applauded: "Master is great!" Yes, the camera has been fiddled with, and in time, maybe even the TV can be made?

Even the autistic Jin Guangxian couldn't help but turned his head and leaned over curiously.

"But it's not perfect yet," Tong Tian said modestly, "With the current technology, the longest time it can take is less than half a stick of incense."

"Half a stick of incense..." Liu Shuzhou's mind flashed, and he turned to Jin Guangxian, "Brother, if you want to broadcast live, I have an idea here."

The author has something to say: It is said that when I was a child, rice was very easy to leak on the table, and a pile of rice would drop on the table every time I finished eating.My family told me that I have a hole in my jaw and that’s why I was like this, and then I really believed it, thinking that when I eat, my jaw will open automatically, and it will fall off while eating [Manual goodbye]

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