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【Topic】How can I quit watching live broadcasts?

[Content] After watching the live broadcast for a day, the practice homework has not been moved at all, and tomorrow is the deadline! ! !

1L: unloading can be broken

2L: You can’t quit, it’s impossible to quit in this lifetime, that’s what you complain about on the forum _(:з)∠)_

3L: Landlord, you are not alone.Obviously some live broadcasts are boring, but I can't help but watch them. I would rather watch people's live broadcasts and sleep than go to sleep by myself!

4L: Brother 3 is too real

5L: So who invented the goblin live broadcast?

6L: @admin zero zero seven came out and was beaten!

7L: Upstairs your number is gone

***

In the end, Tongtian and Nuwa still couldn't hold back Liu Shuzhou and let him stay in the human tribe.

After this lesson, Nuwa strengthened the barrier again.As for Tongtian, he not only took back the Xuanling Sword, but also gave Liu Shuzhou a lot of magical weapons for self-defense. If Liu Shuzhou hadn't strongly opposed it, he would have moved to the human tribe to protect his disciples personally.

In fact, their worries are superfluous. Since Liu Shuzhou's identity was exposed, no one in Honghuang would dare to provoke him now.

Just kidding, his master is a sage, his godmother is a sage, even Di Jun respects him, and I heard that he is the savior of Yuanzi in Hongyun Town.With such a deep background, he will only attack him if he is impatient with life.

***

Watching the human race go from weak to prosperous, from savage to civilized, from the people who couldn't even speak at the beginning to the many legends and stories that have been passed down to the present, Liu Shuzhou suddenly felt "I'm witnessing history".

Wait a minute, idle is idle, why didn't he record all these?

At that time, Tongtian improved Lingshitong again and added new functions such as taking pictures and positioning. Although limited by the current technology, the camera pixel needs to be improved, and it is temporarily unable to record video, but it is enough for Liu Shuzhou.

As soon as he said it, Liu Shuzhou used his camera to take pictures of the daily life of the human race, such as farming, fishing, going to school, and even eating and sleeping.

Many years later, these are precious historical materials.

But something seems to be missing.

Liu Shuzhou looked at the pile of photos in the album, rubbed his chin, and fell into deep thought.

By the way, there is still a lack of text description.Looking at the human cubs who were learning to write on the ground with branches, Liu Shuzhou felt enlightened.

"On the day of the harvest, the human race will hold a grand festival to celebrate the gift given to them by God."

"Hush, be quiet, the human race is offering sacrifices to the gods."

"Sit in a row and eat fruit, which one do you like best among so many people?"

Liu Shuzhou sent the photos and copy to the large group on Penglai Island, and soon attracted a group of people to watch.

【Wow, the human cub looks so small】

[Hey, is the human race drinking in this photo?It turns out that the human race also likes to drink.]

[Brother Zhou, can you send some photos of the human race eating?I really like watching them eat]

[I asked other fellow daoists to stop swiping the screen and block all the messages from Junior Brother Zhou]

The enthusiasm of the group of friends exceeded Liu Shuzhou's expectations. Some people cheered him on, and he became more interested, and sent many photos of the human race in succession.

However, it is not so convenient to send photos in group chat. If there are too many messages, they will be overwhelmed quickly. It would be great if there is a circle of friends.

Wait, although there is no circle of friends, there are forums!Liu Shuzhou's eyes lit up.

He re-registered an account named "Human Race Observer" on the forum, opened a new post, and decided to update the news of the human race in this post in the future.

This post called "Human Race Live Streaming Diary" later became one of the most famous popular posts on the forum, and was hailed as the originator of live broadcasting by later generations, directly leading the trend of live broadcasting in the forum.Even if Liu Shuzhou has stopped updating in the future, this post is still prosperous, and it will be pushed to the homepage from time to time. On the [-]th anniversary of the establishment of the forum, it also won the "Top Ten Hot Posts of Honghuang Forum" award.

Of course, these are all things to follow.

Since spiritual knowledge has only just become popular in the prehistoric world, the number of people who actually surf the Internet is not large. The disciples of Penglai Island are the main body, and those disciples who cannot use spiritual knowledge have to be removed. The total number of users in the entire forum is only a few thousand People, there are even fewer people with the strength to spend every day on the Internet.

The Virgin of the Golden Spirit happens to be one of them.

The Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit is the most powerful female disciple among the three sects. The strength within the Jiejiao is second only to the big brother Duobao.With her strength, the spiritual power spent online is nothing.

Don't look at the appearance of the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit, who looks very royal and serious in front of outsiders, but actually has a girlish heart, and loves all kinds of cute little animals.After seeing the photos of the human race that Liu Shuzhou posted in the Penglai Island group, she fell in love with this young race, and she was the one who urged the update in the group every day.

"The human race's live broadcast diary?" After scrolling through the forum, the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit immediately swipe up the page, and found the post that showed that it was newly created.

Although she didn't understand what "live broadcast" and "diary" meant, it didn't stop the Virgin of the Golden Spirit from clicking on the post with great interest.

In the photo of the town building, there is a three or four-year-old human cub. Because of the hot weather, he is only wearing a small vest. His chubby, white and tender arms are exposed, and he is holding a piece of meat in his hand that is bigger than his head. He eats the watermelon all over his face, his round black eyes staring at the camera, his mouth grinning, revealing small teeth like broken jade.

"Hiss—" The Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit clutched her chest, and the blood tank emptied in an instant.

After drooling at the photo for a while, she noticed that there was still a line of text under the photo, and glanced hurriedly. It probably said that from today onwards, the host will regularly live broadcast the daily life of the human race in this building. Everyone is welcome to join. .

Join in, must join in.

[Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I love you, the host, please post a few more pictures of Zai Zai, please! ! ! 】

After posting this sentence, she regretted it a bit, wondering if it would be too unreserved, and it would damage her aloof image that she worked so hard to manage.

Goddess, it's normal to have idol baggage.

Scroll down, yes, worrying is completely unnecessary, the comments after this post are a whole groundhog training base——

【Ah ah ah ah ah I'm dead】

[Human race is so cute, I really want to be that watermelon in Zai Zai's paw! 】

【Jealousy Makes Me Unrecognizable】

[I just want to ask the host, do you still recruit human breeders?I'm really good at taking pictures! 】

【Lord, you are playing with fire】

【It’s okay, it’s just a little bit worse than me, my lord】

[Hey, the human race is developing well now, I have a chance to go back and have a look]

[The landlord is Brother Zhou, right?I said why didn’t you update in the group, it turned out that it was transferred to the forum]

[The one upstairs, I also chased it from the group]

【Ah, I fell and need a human cub to get up =3=】

……

I don't know if I don't see it, the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit did not expect that she had so many like-minded people, she thought she was the only one who was a fanatic fan of the human race.

Previously, Liu Shuzhou posted photos in the group, because they were real names, and because of the presence of elders and brothers, he still had to maintain his own image. Even if he screamed like a groundhog in his heart, he spoke in a restrained manner.

After all, like Jin Guangxian, there are not many honest people who are narcissistic both online and offline.

The forum is not the same, everyone is wearing a vest, who knows who is who?It is also because of this that the messages are several times more exaggerated than usual. They are all blowing all kinds of rainbow farts to the human race, and the messages are exaggerated one by one.

No, you can't be compared to a golden immortal in this way!The proud Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit was aroused to be competitive, and determined to edit an exquisite copywriting to express her love for the human race.

***

After Liu Shuzhou posted the post, he was invited by the human race to participate in their bonfire party. When he remembered to log in to the forum again, he was shocked to find that the post was actually covered by thousands of floors.

Such a grand occasion was only possible when posting with Daode Tianzun's account last time.It turns out that in everyone's mind, the importance of the human race is no less than that of the moral gods?

Wait, the general level of these accounts does not seem to be very high.

With a thought, Liu Shuzhou switched the account of the administrator to check the background data. There are more new registered users on the forum today than in the past month combined, and they are double new users——new machine and new account, not a trumpet.

what does this mean?

After the Sanqing Lijiao became holy, Daode Tianzun and Yuanshi Tianzun moved away from Penglai Island one after another, and established Taoist temples in Bajing Palace in Daluo Mountain and Yuxu Palace in Kunlun Mountain respectively, and their disciples naturally followed.

At the same time, in order to better improve their cultivation, more and more disciples left Penglai Island to go out to practice, and these people brought spiritual knowledge to prehistoric places.

On the other hand, in order to expand the influence of Jiejiao, Tongtian announced that everyone can exchange treasures for spiritual knowledge, which can be regarded as generating income for Penglai Island.

Ever since, under the influence of various factors, spiritual knowledge, which was originally only used by the disciples of the three religions, began to become popular in the wild.However, due to the blockage of information, there are not many users, and even fewer use spiritual knowledge to access the Internet.

The surge of new users on the forum, and they all appear under the posts of Terran's live broadcast diary, this can only explain one reason: these people are all here to see Terran.

In fact, it is not difficult to understand.Since Nuwa and Sanqing were successively sanctified by the human race, this new race has become the most mysterious and eye-catching existence in the prehistoric world. I didn't see that there are still many practitioners guarding outside the human tribe until now.

I didn't have a chance before, but now I learned that on the officially renamed Honghuang Forum, someone was posting photos of the human race, revealing the daily life of the human race, which naturally attracted a large group of new users.

Liu Shuzhou's original intention was to record the history of the human race, and show off his baby by the way, but he didn't expect that this was an unintentional attempt to make Liu Liu a shade.

For a long time to come, the number of new users of the forum has been growing steadily.According to Zhao Gongming, who is in charge of managing the school’s finances, there are many more people who come to Penglai Island with all kinds of treasures to exchange for spiritual knowledge, and they are soft on accepting treasures.

Liu Shuzhou: "..." It is also a good way to make a fortune.

Hey, shouldn't he ask Tongtian for promotional fees?

The author has something to say: Liu Shuzhou: Get up and make money!

I never expected that the most important thing everyone cares about is the whereabouts of the Xuanling Sword [scratching head.jpg] With Tongtian Nuwa here, the sword was of course brought back smoothly~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: Poetry and wine take advantage of the time;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 4 bottles of old dreams; 2 bottles of I want to kill my brother; 1 bottle of Senyong Yinghuo and Moyang