The prehistoric group pet is a lucky star

Thanks to this unlucky physique, Liu Shuzhou has been injured constantly since he was a child, and he can be regarded as a frequent visitor to the hospital.Therefore, he can be sure at a glance that this place is definitely not a hospital.

May I ask, which hospital has such a high ceiling—or a zenith, the center of the zenith is a gorgeous octagonal caisson, painted with auspicious clouds and cranes and other patterns, extending outwards layer by layer.Under the canopy, there are thick and thin sorghum beams surrounded by several people. I don't know what kind of paint they used, and they look gleaming.

Fake, I must still be dreaming.

Liu Shuzhou closed his eyes calmly, and hypnotized himself in his heart: wake up, wake up... He used this trick in his nightmares in the past, and tried it all.

Open your eyes, it's still the familiar Zenith.

"..."

Liu Shuzhou sat up slowly, his eyes swept around, and finally fell on the man opposite him who was staring at him curiously, only to realize that the man was also dressed strangely.

This is cosplay?

But why was he knocked unconscious by a flowerpot on the street, but he woke up in this suspected temple place with a cosplay lover beside him?

"Excuse me, brother, where is this? Horyu Temple? Or Santai Temple?" Liu Shuzhou frowned slightly, and carefully searched the temples in his memory, but none of them matched the scene in front of him.

Well, the little apprentice is not only good-looking, but also has such a nice voice.Tongtian showed a foolish auntie smile.

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Liu Shuzhou felt that something was wrong, and was about to say something, when he heard the other party ask: "May I ask, has this fellow Taoist ever worshiped a teacher?"

Liu Shuzhou: "???"

Fellow?apprenticeship?What a mess!

Could it be that he really met a lunatic?The more Liu Shuzhou looked at Shangtongtian's handsome face smiling like a flower, the more he felt suspicious.

Well, judging from his past miserable experience, it is not impossible...

Thinking of this, Liu Shuzhou's eyes looking at Tongtian became more and more vigilant, and there was a little bit of bewilderment in it.

In the eyes of Tongtian, Liu Shuzhou's nervous and bewildered little expression was cute, and he tried his best to suppress the thought of taking Liu Shuzhou home immediately, and asked again: "I am the leader of Tongtian sect. As a teacher, would you like to worship me as your teacher?"

Although Tongtian has an unruly temperament and often does extraordinary things, but as an orthodox Taoist, he still has a bottom line in doing things.When he accepted apprentices in the past, he would confirm in advance whether the other party had a teacher or not. If there was, he would never do anything to rob him.Before accepting apprentices, he will also ask for the other party's consent, if the other party refuses, he will not force it no matter how much he likes it.

But so far no one has rejected him. After all, Tongtian's cultivation status is there. He is still the direct disciple of Hongjun saint. If he is recognized as a teacher, doesn't he become Hongjun's disciple?

There are pros and cons, anyone with a little bit of wisdom in the prehistoric world will know how to choose.

Although it was an inquiry, Tong Tian actually had a judgment in his mind.It can be seen that although Liu Shuzhou is born with a Dao body, his strength is pitifully weak, and he can't even compare with the worst qualifications among the apprentices he has accepted. Obviously, he has never practiced at all, and it is even more impossible to learn from a teacher.And for such a person, if they want to survive in the prehistoric, the best way is to find a thick thigh for themselves.

Tongtian was still very confident in the thickness of his thighs, so he calmed down and waited for Liu Shuzhou to nod and say "yes".

However, Tongtian has calculated thousands of times, but he missed one point - the little apprentice he fancy is not on the same channel as himself at all.

It's over, I really met a lunatic.Liu Shuzhou was expressionless, complaining crazily in his heart.The name Tongtian Cult Master is too secondary, right?It seems that this big brother is seriously ill, it's a pity for that handsome face.

"Fellow Daoist, don't you believe it?" Tong Tian misunderstood Liu Shuzhou's meaning and thought that he didn't believe his identity, so he took out a long object from his sleeve, "This sword can prove my identity."

Little shit, do you have a lot of little question marks? ? ?

Liu Shuzhou took out a long sword when he saw that the "lunatic" had a disagreement. The sword looked different from the toy swords sold in the market. The sword body was straight, about as long as an adult man's arm, and the scabbard was sharp. There is still a blue light flashing faintly on the sword body.

"Brother, big brother, we have something to discuss, don't use knives or guns... sword." Liu Shuzhou's forehead was instantly sweated, and his voice changed.

It doesn't seem like it's against the law to injure someone with a mental illness, right?Liu Shuzhou's mind was running fast, and he stared at Tongtian's sword-holding hand in fear, fearing that if his hand trembled, there would be a hole in his body.

"Didn't you want me to worship you as a teacher? I worship, isn't it okay if I worship you?" Liu Shuzhou suddenly thought of what Cai Tongtian said just now, trembling.He knew that it was unreasonable to reason with a lunatic, so he could only coax the other party first, and then play it by ear.

As for whether he really wanted to be a teacher or not, Liu Shuzhou didn't take it to heart at all. In his opinion, it was just a stopgap measure.

Stay alive, keep the green hills without worrying about no firewood.This is the valuable experience summed up by Liu Shuzhou, who has been unlucky for 22 years.

"Are you willing to worship me as your teacher?" Tong Tian's eyes lit up.

"Yes!" Liu Shuzhou replied very simply, fearing that if he was a step slower, the sword would stab himself.

"Okay, okay!" Tongtian laughed so hard that his whole body was shaking, Liu Shuzhou nervously looked at the long sword in his hand, worried that this "lunatic" would accidentally miss it.

Fortunately, Murphy's Law didn't happen, and Tongtian quickly put the sword back into the universe in his sleeve, causing Liu Shuzhou to take a second look, and couldn't help thinking: He put the sword in his sleeve, so he wouldn't be afraid of poking himself ?

This big brother is a wolf.Liu Shuzhou came to a conclusion, and looked at Tongtian with a little more admiration.

It seems that the little apprentice likes being a teacher very much.Tongtian interpreted Liu Shuzhou's eyes as admiration for himself, and felt even more proud.

"What's your name?" The smile on Tongtian's face faded a bit, and he looked quite serious.

Liu Shuzhou originally wanted to use a fake name to prevaricate, but for some reason, under Tong Tian's gaze, he felt so much pressure, and couldn't help but tell the truth: "Liu Shuzhou."

Tongtian nodded, made a handprint quickly and skillfully on his hand, and said in a deep voice: "As evidenced by the way of heaven, I am the leader of Tongtian Cult of Penglai Island, and today I accept Liu Shuzhou as a disciple..."

He's quite handsome, Liu Shuzhou cursed.What he didn't see was that, accompanied by Tongtian's low voice, a golden light descended from the sky and sank into him and the main body of Tongtian Sect.

This means that Tiandao has recognized their master-student relationship.

"Okay." Tongtian let go of his hand, and the smile returned to his face.With the certification of the Dao of Heaven, the master-student relationship has been officially stamped, and now no one can take away the little apprentice. "Disciple, call Master to listen."

Liu Shuzhou: "..." You are addicted to playing!

He reluctantly called "Master".

"Good apprentice." Tong Tian was so happy that he couldn't see his eyes, he was digging and digging in his sleeves, "By the way, this is all apprenticeship, and I should prepare a gift for you as a teacher."

It took a long time before he remembered that before he came to Zixiao Palace, he recognized several apprentices in one go, and divided up all the little things on his body. After a while, he really couldn't find anyone he could give away.

Tongtian was in a dilemma. Naturally, divine artifacts like the Qingping Sword could not be given away. It wasn't because he was stingy, but mainly because the little apprentice's cultivation was too low to control such spiritual treasures.He has always felt that giving gifts is not about giving the best, but about giving the most suitable one.

Have!Tong Tian thought of something, his eyes lit up, he stretched out his hand, and patted the newly recognized apprentice on the head.

"Okay, this is the initiation ceremony for you as a teacher." Tong Tian said.

Liu Shuzhou's expression was indescribable. Just as he was about to complain, he felt a warm current pouring in from the top of his head from top to bottom. The wound suddenly no longer hurts.He felt unprecedented lightness in his body, and everything he saw in his eyes was surprisingly clear.

Immortals caress my top and endure longevity.

Liu Shuzhou didn't know that at this moment, he had obtained immortality.

A loud bell sounded in the distance, and Tong Tian got up, with a very reluctant expression on his face, and regretfully said: "The teacher's lecture is about to start. That's all, Shuzhou apprentice, I will come to you as a teacher in the future."

Accompanied by the voice, Tong Tian waved his wide sleeves, and Liu Shuzhou, who was in a daze, felt his eyelids heavy, and a deep sleepiness hit him, and he fell into a deep sleep again.

Tongtian specially adjusted him to a comfortable sleeping position, and then used his spiritual power to summon a layer of cloud to cover him, and then he left satisfied.